What's this girl on about? What do you know about men? Dont you have books to read?  

chillaz:

Men Are Impossible to please:
If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line
If u TREAT him nicely, he… says u are crowding him, ; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men
If u DON'T, he says u are RURA.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover(he wishes)
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him>; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP(Naugthy-person),  If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS u, it’s because he CARES for u. (pleaiiiiiiz) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)>
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN .
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (Wishes)
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

who goes with me on this? you men too knows thatz the plain truth,  prove me wrong
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sexkillz:

What's this girl on about? What do you know about men? Dont you have books to read?  


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-852306.0.html#msg10025008
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booqee:

Men Are Impossible to please:
If he calls you and your phone is
off, he thinks
you’re cheating…. then he sends a
sms saying
“don’t tell me the battery story coz
I know
that line
If u TREAT him nicely, he… says u
are
crowding him, ; If u Don't, he says
u are
PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE
other men
If u DON'T, he says u are RURA.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN,
too manly
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS, a
walkover(he wishes)
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re
a SHOW-
OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to
POSSESS u; If u
LOVE him, He takes you FOR
GRANTED. (very
true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he
says u DON'T
LOVE him>; If u DO, he says u are
CHEAP
(Naugthy-person), If u tell him
your
PROBLEMS , he says u are
TROUBLE; If u DON'T,
he says u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him, u are treating him
like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS u, it’s because he CARES for u. (pleaiiiiiiz) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is
circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)> If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he
SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN .
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he
does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
(Wishes) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
who goes with me on this? you men too
knows thatz the plain truth, prove me wrong

Excelboi:

u are d only foool have seen on this part of the section. Wetin concern u if she get book to read or not? Y must u trailpple abt who post what dey feel like posting? Besides, what makes u think they are d same set of pple? Oponu

In two words: Who are you, what are you, and why should i give a fcck about you obfuscated "swaggerlicious" nincompoop? I replied the OP, and NOT you! Take your disgruntled self to the nearest transformer, and do a moonwalk on it! Nonsense!

Mynd_44:

^^
y
You go fear joblessness na

Roland17:

U must have dated the whole Men in this world to come with such conclusion

Mynd_44:

Moonwalk? Omo

iice:

Some people are hard to please, others are easy to please. Gender has nothing to do with it.

booqee:

@sexkillz, mynd, roland, hornipipe, connection, . .the whole lot of u together are all fools, fools of the highest order! What d hell is wrong with u guys? Are u maaaad?? I saw and liked d write-up and i just wanted to use it d spice up d section. Of course, they aren't all true, infact most of it isn't true. Then u guys start using dat ur craw craw infested fingers to comment on my post. Is it by force to comment?! Mtcheww. . .
Sexkillz, i hope its dat 'sex' dats 'kill' u in d end! Rubbish!