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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by iluvnaija: 3:56am On Jan 26, 2012 |
EAGLES TAMED THE LION (that is when eagles win the match, but when they loose you will see) 5 YEARS JINX BROKEN |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by iluvnaija: 3:58am On Jan 26, 2012 |
EAGLES TAMED THE LION (that is when eagles win the match, but when they loose you will see) 5 YEARS JINX BROKEN |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 4:23am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Jonathan dumps Ringim, DIGs, spares NSA Azazi …appoints AIG Abubakar acting IG |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 4:45am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Onigbinde warns Nigeria against FIFA’s hammer |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by iykak47: 7:06am On Jan 26, 2012 |
The Nigerian masses. Ige's killers must be brought to book. Police is investigating the allegation. The contestants are neck to neck. The senate rejected Obj's Ghana must go. Chris Uba hijacks pdp machinery in Anambra. The allegation must not be swept under the carpet. (After rigging election}If you are not satisfied with the result of the election, go to court. I.G. of police vows to fish out the bad eggs within the system Japanese Honda hits lions of Cameroon.(last world cup,Keisuke Honda score against Cameroon} |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by iykak47: 7:32am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Nigerian foreign reserve develop wings within a year under Goodluck . |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by stepo707: 7:52am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Jonathan dumps Ringim, DIGs, spares NSA Azazi …appoints AIG Abubakar acting IG |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by veraponpo(m): 8:55am On Jan 26, 2012 |
noice RENTED the air- instead of rent which is past tense of REND. |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mrjingles(m): 9:15am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Labour FLAYS new FG policy Labour, FG in SECRET meeting- if it is secret how come its on the front page of a newspaper? |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by member67023: 9:50am On Jan 26, 2012 |
The Anambra State Government has debunked claims that its ejection order on traders |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 10:44am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Hafiz Ringim: He Came, He Saw, He Buckled… – ThisDay |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 11:00am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Nigeria and the testicles of the he- goat |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by unrattled: 11:19am On Jan 26, 2012 |
The Ministerial Area Boy - (on Tom Ikimi in those days) The Evil Genius - (on IBB) political Maradona - (on IBB) Jay - Jay Okocha - he was so good his parents named him "twice" - British press No Silver [/b]Lining for Sylva (on the Bayelsa Guber controversy) There are many [b]Gold Diggers in the [b]corridors [/b]of power Flood [b]ravages [/b]the city |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 11:51am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Charlyboy Romances a PythonSource: http://allafrica.com/stories/201111090637.html |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 11:57am On Jan 26, 2012 |
Atiku felicitates with Nigerians at Christmas, prays for peace and prosperitySource: [url]http://www.atiku.org/news/news-from-other-media/atiku-felicitates-with-nigerians-at-christmas,-prays-for-peace-and-prosperity[/url] I always knew Atiku is Namibian Adamu Ciroma's wife tackles husbandSource: http://www.nigerianewstoday.com.ng/adamu-ciromas-wife-tackles-husband/ This woman has more than one husband |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by slimpoppa(m): 1:15pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
Ringim fired |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by slimpoppa(m): 1:16pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
Ringim’s last moments The guy die? |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mcnepow(m): 1:41pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
slim poppa:Lol.,, ask them o |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 2:36pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
an air of palpable fear enveloped the city |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by b0dnel: 4:55pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
[size=28pt]Ringim [i]kicked [/i]out [/size] http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/34629-ringim-kicked-out.html |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by kobikwelu(m): 2:36am On Jan 27, 2012 |
looking and laffing at these comments, i cant but wonder if our journalists went to a special school, cos i read the new york times, washington post and the guardian, and i dont see these sensational phrases, but if you pick thisday,punch, daily independent , or any nigerian newspaper, the chances are 2 : 1 that you would come across these phrases, and the most baffling thing is , they re-use these phrases like no -man's business |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 8:05am On Jan 27, 2012 |
^ what do you mean special school? On the other hand bro, This is brilliance at work! |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 8:30am On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ insanity @ work! |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by femmy1992: 10:09am On Jan 27, 2012 |
I will rather kill myself than to commit suicide--patience jonathan |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 10:12am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Sharap! Orotoko what do you know? |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 10:14am On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ i know u are a |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Akatikoro, e no go better for the person wey do this thing to you! *sprinkles Coconut water on him with a sprinkler* |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 10:30am On Jan 27, 2012 |
*gives mikuz a glass of cold monkey testicles juice* |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 1:06pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
please you people should focus on the thread |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 5:59pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
^ no mind otooro, em too like play play! Never ever serious! |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ hope u enjoyed ur juice!!! |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 6:55pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Maturity pays |
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