mufc009:

plz guyz i really nid ur help! Me and my girlfriend ve been dating 4 d past 6 months now! And 2day she just called me on fone and said that'' I SHOULD SUPRISE HER'' to convince her dat i truly luv her! Am kind of thouthless cuz i dnt knw what else to do to suprise her there iz notin dat i have'nt done for her to make her knw dat i truely luv her,we neva Were Intimate for d first time cuz she told me dat weneva she's ready she wil tel me right now i dnt knw wat suprise 2 giv her, plz frndz i really need ur advice on wat to do, 

Give her a D*ck In A Box. It never fails.


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*Peeps in from the key hole*AMU IGWE !!!!!! *Faints*

Mtcheeew, surprise kee, just a cheap gold digging girl trying to tell you to get her a very expensive gift without actually saying it
try this

~Killz~:

Show up empty handed. . . if she's not "Surprised", call him bastard!

Are you her slave? Why are you allowing her to disturb your mind that you come to complain? Is she supposed to give you orders to prove you love to her? Let the issue pass and turn the issue into a joke with her, do NOT bend just because she gave you an order to prove your love!

Buy her a blackberry porsche. Then her whole generation will be surprised

@OP
i guess you are still in training and this lady wants to teach you how to be a good mugu. what she is (indirectly) telling you is that she needs you to buy her some gifts. the fact that you have been in this r/ship for 6 months (without seeing the color of her panties) is funny, SHE should be the one surprising you with some coochie!

ask yourself this simple question: what has SHE done to show you that she loves YOU?!

surprise ideas:
-toast her friend. if possible her best friend (and believe me you'll be phucking both in no time at all)
-tell her her mama is more beautiful than her. (make sure you are at a safe distance when you do this, and that no dangerous objects, e.g. her handbag, is nearby.)

Austin G:

Bro for me, i dont fink a real girl would ask for a surprise to show her u love her,  moreover, u said u have don everything withing ur power to show her and she is asking for a surprise, Bro i see that word ''SURPRISE'' as a ''PRICE'' u have to pay for dating her, its also as good as a format,  maybe she wants u to apply for a loan and buy her a car before she will believe u love her,  Bro plz think smart, its good to impress ur girl but upgrading ur own life should be ur priority coz girl can come and go but ur life stays with u forever till God calls,

Spoken word. Sometimes l wonder why niggis who would solve the Fermat theorem without breaking a sweat or take a shot at the Riemann hypothesis get all stupid and empty headed when it comes to something as fickle as women.

Do u need moses' rod to know this girl is trying to play the italian mafia on you-extorting you and offering protection?

This kind of things hurt me cos l once lost a guy in boarding house who killed himself cos he got played like a muhfucka on vals day.

When l meet a hoe and her poosie is good, l let my friends try it.

Clap her?No.Beat her?No.Sex her?That a sin. Simple surprice her with a nice brand new yatch,she nt happy?Then greatest surprice with boko haram sucide bomber,sure she will be happy.

Clap her?No.Beat her?No.Sex her?That a sin. Simple surprice her with a nice brand new yatch,she nt happy?Then greatest surprice with boko haram sucide bomber,sure she will be happy.

OP, simply put, you are a mugu. So you've dated her for 6 months, done all kinds of things for her, yet, ordinary bra you never see, and you are here disturbing us about how to surprise her. How about you telling her to surprise you? Ol boy, stop being a maga. No more gifts until after she naks,

Its only been 6 months, do you really love her or is it just a lust attached with your emotion. It's a game she's playin wit you.

[b]Love is patient; love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails

If this is your love, then you should have no problem coming up wit something.

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