legs:

Pinky [I]'your own beta joo'[/I]. Seun, don't be a spoilsport!

My own first date? I was so afraid that the guy was going to ask me to "pay" at a later date that I totally refused to eat anything!

lol, good one!

You know what i really really wish i could just meet that girl again, kai girls when ever una de reign una sabi show boys, if dat girl see de kain correct bobo we i don turn into chei! whalai (shaking my head and snapping my fingers) she would chop me raw, Dis girl finish my reputation dat day, for 1 whole week i could not go to school because of shame GOD will forgive her oooooooooooooo

legry thats the whole thing about life, its a cycle, turn by turn, so now thats its turn; shine on!

Legry, I think your first date was an arrogant, beautiful girl. Men have the habit of giving beautiful ladies too much attention and it enters into their heads and makes them think they are something important. I don't truly respect a lady until I can honestly say I would like her even if she was fat and ugly. I'm not going to start worshipping a lady just because she's good-looking. Afterall, beauty can be bought these days - ask Paris Hilton.

Seun do you have a girlfriend at all? If not, when was the last time you were in a relationship? If never, then I won't be too surprised. Please confirm my worst fears!

I will neither confirm nor deny reports that I am or am not in a relationship at the moment. i will neither confirm nor deny my eligibility nor will I comment on my previous experience or inexperience in relationships.

my first date? I can't remember...

Seun Grammar , GRAMMAR cam on will you talk if you have a babe or not, haba which come be all de Chris Okotie grammar wey you de talk, pinky he aint gona talk , i thunk we need to talk the don eh, cause if he dont talk ,we make him an offer he cant refuse capice?

yes seun self!!u go just dey talk plenty talk, u get babe self ? we will like to know.yu know you speak so ebulliently on all issues so i would like 2 know how much of that is experience and how much is empty vessels.

Seun talk, seun talk, chick chick chick chicken, abi you de fear women talk answer the question

Like I said earlier that men develop cold feet all of a sudden on non-trivial issues, it's the same way our Seun moderator has developed cold feet from this particular topic because we're all on his neck.

But don't worry, everyone wanting to know who and where seun's babe is (if at all she exists o!) I promise to make Seun talk or bring Seun's girl on this forum to answer for him .

Seun,haba! you are taking so long to answer,its very unlike you oh!!

Guys leave Seun; no one can be an authority in everything. He has given a 'politcal 'answer to the several calls. U na wan arrange babe for am??!!! ("do you want to arrange a girlfriend for him?")

Thanks, bell, for taking my side!

All applications for the position of Seun's girlfriend must be accompanied by one million naira non-refundable registration fee. Failure to pay that amount means your application will not be processed until I have been able to secure the funds through alternative means.

I know one guy that knows one other guy that knows another guy that knows Seun's girlfriend.......

Details are still being processed.....

ol' boy, process!

Mamba, I can't wait to hear. Can you increase the speed of the process?

Mamba, how long will the procress take? Everybody wants to know this chic Seun has been hiding since. Please hurry up!

@everyone I am quite willing to tell u the name of his girlfriend. just PM me for further details . All enquiries should be accompanied by a valid MTN or GLO card. ( tee hee hee)


@Seun On the other hand , you might close my mouth by ...... (PM me and we'll talk about[i]greenmail[/i] )

if only to seuns' girlfriend name i wouldn'tmind to buy the whole of glong for you and also i will ask mtn to customize your recharge card, what about that.For futher arrangement contact me on PM.

i am willing to tell u seun's girl........... her name & otehr thingies.......for free..we be pals
[center][/center]LATEST GIST!

We were together 2days ago & when i showed her all of seun's yarns on this forum, she was shocked............she said
"Gosh! but we do it everynite in front of his system...so why deny me? have we been doing it all, just for the fun of it?"

ROTFWL

Ha ha ha ha!!! ROTFWL

O'boy I hope I don't die reading Pinky's last post, my stomach is aching terribly

mamba:

Ha ha ha ha!!! ROTFWL

O'boy I hope I don't die reading Pinky's last post, my stomach is aching terribly

mamba dont die laughing pls.. na just true yarn be dat o

Hmm...oga Seun you are in trouble ooo....

You'd better come out here and set us all straight....

For your information, Seun is not available at the moment, please try again later. Infact he has been switched off!!!

My first proper date..I was shy....me and this chick called Uzo...went out for food..I was in high school then , I hired a car...on my way back home I kissed her in the car..but believe me I wa shy

I love this tayotina. She is not only a democrat but diplomat.
Tayo ride i am enjoying your riddles.

tayotina:

First date? Yet to be experienced.

Huhh Joking right? My first date was wonderfull. Oh me gosh it was great. First we went to this really good restaurant, and then we ate and talked and talked... and then we went to the mall, and we saw a movie, and we cuddled all night long. (Okay i guess this is TEEN dating). But it was fun. Although the asshole ain't my bf anymore.

hot-angel:


But it was fun. Although the asshole ain't my boyfriend anymore.

Hulala...now he's an asshole.. we ladies will always be ladies..wen the going is good, we call them terrific lovers..wen its sour, we call them assholes

***BREAKING NEWS***

"PRESIDENT NAIRALAND IN A STATE OF SHOCK

This is Legry coming to you live from the country Nigerialand and Romance State, Confirmed report has just reached us that The president of Nairaland has been over thrown by a Coup 'detat', In what must come as a suprise to the whole nation a move was made on the presidents girl and a very swift execution of calculated and laid down plans was made in the capturing of the Presidents Girls heart. Report have it that the President is in serious shock and the country is in awe at the sitution transpering in front of them. A large group of followers have put up banners saying "WE MUST GET A GIRLFREIND FOR OUR PRESIDENT". Milittary Player Generals have all been informed of the present situation and battle plans have been laid out. A reported quote by one of the Player Generals says " Players are fully armed and are ready to engage in hostile land and capture new artifacts for the president, once the signal is given we move without thinking.

Please tune in for further breifing on this situation

My name is Legry Live From THE STATE OF NAIRALAND

Legry,i must say i just love you!!