I'll never forget the time i travelled back to KD after being away for a year, i went back rich with an exotic car, all the girls wanted to feel the AC and fucking was endless to me then.

*censored* 4 ThoniaSlim

The koko gist is that my ex has gone hay wire, she lives alone in Abuja and i think she's an Alis2, she came all the way from Abuja to see me, I had to spend the night with her in a hotel, that night, she wore no pant (no. 1)., she drank 2 bottles of sml stout while i took just one, she smoked 4 sticks of cigar, when the action starts, I tried my best but this girl could not wet, I forced my self in, while pressing up, the condom broke, I knew it because it was painful due to the bruises i sustained from frequent sex that week (sometimes without condom). Though painful, i galloped all night while she was dozing, even at morning galloping continued,

My guys, i de fear to go for test and I don't trust this girl one bit, infact, she is a prime suspect, Any ideas?

pray

yea, I've been praying

GudBoi:

I'll never forget the time i travelled back to KD after being away for a year, i went back rich with an exotic car, all the girls wanted to feel the AC and fucking was endless to me then.

The touching incidence is that one of my ex- i hate to admit that I ever dated this girls because her class is too low and she is not that beautiful, I dated her out of self pity.

The koko gist is that she has gone hay wire, she lives alone in Abuja and i think she's an Alis, she came all the way from Abuja to see me, I had to spend the night with her in a hotel, that night, she wore no pant (no. 1)., she drank 2 bottles of sml stout while i took just one, she smoked 4 sticks of cigar, when the action starts, I tried my best but this girl could not wet, I forced my self in, while pressing up, the condom broke, I knew it because it was painful due to the bruises i sustained from frequent sex that week (sometimes without condom). Though painful, i galloped all night while she was dozing, even at morning galloping continued,

My guys, i de fear to go for test and I don't trust this girl one bit, infact, she is a prime suspect, Any ideas?

you deserve it just imagine the rubbish u can say. because you manage hold small chicken change that makes you so big. Rubbish.hissessssssssssssss

How can U date someone out of self pity


And pity for who? For urself??

another fabulous tale! Nairaland doesn't cease to produce them

how could you have 'galloped all night' when she was dozing? or is your weener so small that she would sleep up during your galloping?

only a mumu would believe you need to have bruises before you discover a broken condom. Go dream up another story. bloody self-servicer

GudBoi:

I wrote the recent OAU pre-degree exam, till date, I can't find the scratch card to check th result and updates, please any idea on how I can check the result and know date of inter view?

This a post from him, oga exotic car still writing pre degree, you know what your not even smart, if you want to raise em shoulders up, learn how to do it well, go find those to deceive.

ha!

hu!

he! he! " "

i cant fit to laugh jare!

_{Nairaland we hail theeee! make una see story oh! see levels!}

This story is Authentic, Yes, i was galloping while she was sleeping, note that she was srunk and besides, that also suprised me cos it's unusual.

@ThoniaSlim,
Am just 22, finished sec 2004. Yet to enter Uni. I bought an exotic car about 4 months ago, I work hard online, it's 12:07am here now am am still online working, or u think students don't get rich?

wateva, just pray for me

Uche2nna:


How can You date someone out of self pity


And pity for who? For yourself??

That's a nice question

yes, the relatinship started out of self pity cos her cruel mum drove her out into the cold, my bros was out of the country then, i shelterd her and ehh, u know na!

first off let me say i had a good laugh. secondly go and check urself pls? and ur working online doing what mr man?

@gudboi

ain't got no beef with you, am just saying if u wanna raise em damn shoulders be fully qualified. you got no right to say anyone's class is low, just bcus u got a little change in em pocket. so because you manage to buy small car, make i dance.
anyway its ur type i call, change manage miss road.

@ThoniaSlim

Ok ok, maybe i miss quoted, just like my name, am a good boy and hate hurting people, I'll edit that line right away, Change no miss road 4 my side, i worked for it.

Hmmmm, what\'s the big deal, just go check your self, I guess u used those low quality N50 condom, i recommend N500 Durex, i used them always.

then the ones made from rubber plastic to fetch water better 

anyway, hope you abstain from sex till you are married, goodluck.

omosexxxy:

Hmmmm, what\'s the big deal, just go check your self, I guess u used those low quality N50 condom, i recommend N500 Durex, i used them always.

Omoge, i guess your guy uses waterproof nylon on you, really funny.

@Omoge,
you talk as if u abstain, I have a regular girl friend here in lagos and I hope to stick to her (not easy though).

GudBoi:

@ThoniaSlim

Ok ok, maybe i miss quoted, just like my name, am a good boy and hate hurting people, I'll edit that line right away, Change no miss road 4 my side, i worked for it.

lol, u ain't hurting me , am just telling you what you did wrong, so correct yourself boy.

GudBoi:

I'll never forget the time i travelled back to KD after being away for a year, i went back rich with an exotic car, all the girls wanted to feel the AC and fucking was endless to me then.

*censored* 4 ThoniaSlim

The koko gist is that my ex has gone hay wire, she lives alone in Abuja and i think she's an Alis2, she came all the way from Abuja to see me, I had to spend the night with her in a hotel, that night, she wore no pant (no. 1)., she drank 2 bottles of sml stout while i took just one, she smoked 4 sticks of cigar, when the action starts, I tried my best but this girl could not wet, I forced my self in, while pressing up, the condom broke, I knew it because it was painful due to the bruises i sustained from frequent sex that week (sometimes without condom). Though painful, i galloped all night while she was dozing, even at morning galloping continued,

My guys, i de fear to go for test and I don't trust this girl one bit, infact, she is a prime suspect, Any ideas?

Very silly of you. anyway Whatever
am outta of erer.

@ Gboi, yes I DO !!! Cuz it's safer and am still in school. i have to stay focus with no problems such as the one you have now, don't forget few months down, you might be back asking about baby mama again. so I Abstain big time my dear  .

@omoge,
i envy u o!, so tell me, how can i abstain, i must confess it won't be easy, my girl friend will think it's an excuse to dump her

see my brother, there is much to this life than what's between our legs okay. the right time will come for now, it's not important to me. one thing first that's what mama told me and i agree with her .

anyway, goodluck with what you got to deal with . odabo ooooo.

omosexxy, i don't have a guy and really don't want one till am ready  . the wahala i see with others too much so i stand for corner dey look while i carry my backpack filled with textbooks

I reject that, Insha allah, i don't have any thing to deal with,

lol LOL em em,

sweet dream

The Condom Broke!
I'll never forget the time i travelled back to KD after being away for a year, i went back rich with an exotic car, all the girls wanted to feel the AC and fucking was endless to me then.

*censored* 4 ThoniaSlim

The koko gist is that my ex has gone hay wire, she lives alone in Abuja and i think she's an Alis2, she came all the way from Abuja to see me, I had to spend the night with her in a hotel, that night, she wore no pant (no. 1)., she drank 2 bottles of sml stout while i took just one, she smoked 4 sticks of cigar, when the action starts, I tried my best but this girl could not wet, I forced my self in, while pressing up, the condom broke, I knew it because it was painful due to the bruises i sustained from frequent sex that week (sometimes without condom). Though painful, i galloped all night while she was dozing, even at morning galloping continued,

My guys, [b] i de fear to go for tes[/b]t and I don't trust this girl one bit, infact, she is a prime suspect, Any ideas?

see you around GudBoil

Omoge, did u mean to say till u are 18?

@omoge, my name is not GudBoil but GudBoi. Anyway, thanks for your advise, keep it up and keep it locked but don't let it rust, when ever u are ready to open it, u can call me

@
omosexy, wetin be ur own sef? do u work with durex? why the advert, abi u wan show us say u get money 4 expensive condom ne?
sure, i've used durex featherlite 1 pack b4 and i saw no difference with it and Rough rider ot Romantic

no comment

omoge:

see my brother, there is much to this life than what's between our legs okay. the right time will come for now, it's not important to me. one thing first that's what mama told me and i agree with her .

anyway, goodluck with what you got to deal with . odabo ooooo.

I like you for that, it takes determination to stop it, to me, ABC method is the best.

hello u should abstain from sex till u get married i know its a bit difficult for you but u need to be careful, stick to one girl, beside u are just 22years old.