Mourinho swag level.. 99

Zlatan isn't arrogant at all. If I single-handedly won the trophy and Rooney wore captain's armband to lift it first, I would have drop kicked him from behind

We were better with three men midfield. Rojo did well in the second half.

Nihilist:


That ball went right between the keeper's gloves and almost hit his coconut head sef, mehn

Any keeper that keeps that ball is very lucky. Headers of such nature are hard to catch.

Nihilist:


The cross was soooo basic, the defence was lost at sea, but that header was straight at the keeper. Straight at the fücking keeper.

Fraser Foster was Inversely Proportional to Zlatan today.

Gosh. Fück Forster to death

It was so close and quick, so Foster tried to spread himself to cover his sides.

Can't blame him.
Zlatan is just...

Nihilist:
Zlatan isn't arrogant at all. If I single-handedly won the trophy and Rooney wore captain's armband to lift it first, I would have drop kicked him from behind

Spy360:
They have won The Milk Cup.


It's In You

Hehehehehehehe....... deluded mo.ron,
what trophy have you got to show for this season?

That cross wasn't basic, it was perfect!
Herrera has some great crosses sometimes sha.

Someone swore Ibra was going to outscore Giroud.
He has not only done that, but also outscored everyone in England, despite his misses earlier in the season.

PietroRico:
Zlatan coat zero million pounds.
Signing of the season hands down.. Fúck Kante

I de Tell u, zlatan is d Truth

Nihilist:


The cross was soooo basic, the defence was lost at sea, but that header was straight at the keeper. Straight at the fücking keeper.

Fraser Foster was Inversely Proportional to Zlatan today.

Gosh. Fück Forster to death

I guess that just the difference between champions and runner ups. Mourinho just dey form boss for pitch.

sinizia:

Innit?

Zlatan just went to stand at the back. You would have thought that mumu Rooney would have comported himself and went to give him the trophy FIRST as the main man. Zlatan is such a boss though. Won the game and let the man 4 years his junior take all the shine on the podium.

My respect for the man grew so much today.

Before the goal, that counter attack which was led by Zlatan was killed by him because he couldnt continue with his run. His pace has deserted him, if he was much younger the counter might have led to a goal.

We should have bought Zlatan from Barca or PSG instead of RvP all those years ago.

juicydiceyjoe:

It was so close and quick, so Foster tried to spread himself to cover his sides.

Can't blame him.
Zlatan is just...

Na lie

Forster is a fool.

What is this?

Nihilist:


Innit?

Zlatan just went to stand at the back. You would have thought that mumu Rooney would have comported himself and went to give him the trophy FIRST as the main man. Zlatan is such a boss though. Won the game and let the man 4 years his junior take all the shine on the podium.

My respect for the man grew so much today.

He's humble no doubt, but I think it has to do with his current age. A much younger Ibra was more egoistic than humble. The players even testify he acts like a father figure to them. I wish he's much younger though.

Nihilist:


Innit?

Zlatan just went to stand at the back. You would have thought that mumu Rooney would have comported himself and went to give him the trophy FIRST as the main man. Zlatan is such a boss though. Won the game and let the man 4 years his junior take all the shine on the podium.

My respect for the man grew so much today.

Rooney might be the captain,but the real leader of the team is Zlatan.
Even Rooney knows this.

MRTA7:
We should have bought Zlatan from Barca or PSG instead of RvP all those years ago.

RVP was good for us, it's Moyes and his bad techniques that ruined him.

Zlatan is really living up to his early season claim/boast that he will be a god at Old Trafford.

Eric Cantona,are you watching?

MRTA7:
We should have bought Zlatan from Barca or PSG instead of RvP all those years ago.

if he didn't two foot nwoyes in training, he would definitely had drop kicked van Gaal

MRTA7:
We should have bought Zlatan from Barca or PSG instead of RvP all those years ago.

20million pounds for a one season falcao rental.
I just dey think about that money.

By the way, Rooney should just fucck off! no shame at all....... look at a 35years old Zlatan expertly leading the attack and scoring goals and bailing his teams out......



but Rooney just dey form captain and useless. Mtcheeewww

sinizia:


RVP was good for us, it's Moyes and his bad techniques that ruined him.

RvP was amazing for us. Zlatan just seems to be far more durable.

Caveatemptor:


Rooney might be the captain,but the real leader of the team is Zlatan.
Even Rooney knows this.

Exactly! that captain armband is just a tag-along..... a useless piece of cloth on Rooney.

SIRcumalot:
20million pounds for a one season falcao rental. I just dey think about that money.

Loooool..........

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero
On a free from PSG
He cost us f***ing zero.
6 foot 5; hard as f**k
He gets the Reds excited
Stick your City up your a**e
'Cos we are Man United

GGMU

Danhumprey:
Hehehehehehehe....... deluded mo.ron,

what trophy have you got to show for this season?

The 'we beat Westham 5 nil cup'

Zlatan is bae... At 35 still balling... Where would Man United be without him



That feelings that you gt after coming back from church, rush to the viewibg centre to see that the scoreline is 2:2 only for Zlatan to net the decisive goal... full of shirt straight!!!



where's Lana?? He should come down from the mountain oh!

Congrats scummies!

Ibra or Kante for player of the season

GloryIsaac:
GGMU!!!!!!!

Congratulations.