slimyem:

sebi o ni wa dami sonu ni?buhahahaha
mo sese confirm pe ori e o pe at all ni.
keep been all up in my shite like some ugly on ape.
hope the stench doesnt kill you soon.
its not news that -were ni e,omi were lo'n mu,ounje were lo'n je,aso were lon wo,infact ojojumo ni were n do e.
mi o ni wa surprised ti o ba tun pada wa so oro were gegebi gbogbo eniyan ti mo e si!
Were Alaso oshi!

Idowuogbo:

^Ebere just tell us to translate instead of shifting ur mouth to 1 side.

Idowuogbo:

^i don hia u oo

By d way I wasn't attacking her,I was welcoming d oyoyo.

Idowuogbo:

^i don hia u oo

By d way I wasn't attacking her,I was welcoming d oyoyo.

Ijogz K:

Me self i sabi say i carry eyes enter market b4 i marry am,

As u and cocoa no fit satisfy Old Soldier again,

Ijogz K:

Hiya every1, Its mid day,

God saved me from a fatal accident in my Range Sport 2day, Just on the Lekki-Ajah expressway 5mins before the Toll Gate,

After all Slimyem Witchcraft power, God still protected me.

Pricelesss:

Thanks Iyawo Agba aka Iya Junior
Yess oooh. Olowo ori mi, Oko mi todun baje

I would so rocccck you baby, make you young again. All u need do is just take 3cans of power horse, because it would be rough baby.

Sha don't 4get the Car you promised me

Idowuogbo:

^Answer me first na,na beg I dey beg ooo.

I wan jump queue iguanu authorise me bikonu.
Come wetin u wan ride? Is it ur turn? Gal cool down,na my turn to borrow d Heavy duty Range Sport V8 jare!

slimyem:

Pricelesss:

Thanks Iyawo Agba aka Iya Junior
Yess oooh. Olowo ori mi, Oko mi todun baje

I would so rocccck you baby, make you young again. All u need do is just take 3cans of power horse, because it would be rough baby.

Sha don't 4get the Car you promised me

Beync:

Nooooo! Am not available now call again latter. Where is cocoa?

Olalekan 0:

Pls correct me if am wrong,is this not the same ijogzk who claimed he was from a wealthy home because he attended a university that charges 250k a year? If it's you then you're disgrace to covenant university. Can you swear that the palm on which the BB porshe is placed is actually yours?

Even if the phone was yours,you've further embarrased yourself just as you did last year:that phone is less than 400K,what's the big deal,a friend offered to gift it to his 20 year old kid brother,trust me,the smart boy opted for a rolex wrist watch instead which according to him,he could resell whenever he runs into finnancial difficulties.

I don't blame you though,i blame the economy which creates little or no jobs for i know even if you're offered a job of a paltry 100K a month,you'll jump at it so as to actualize some of your fantasies and boyhood dreams!

Most importantly,i think nairalanders are not helping this poor boy:particularly freecocoa,beyonc,mrs.chima et al,by commenting on his posts you're actually encouraging and promoting his indolence and mental degradation. Pls always remember that you have younger brothers and cousins like him and am sure you would not like for them to turn out like ijogzk. So you can play your own role towards helping him by simply ignoring his posts. GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU DO!

Olalekan 0:

Exactly my point,you guys are relishing his madness. Have Fun

anonymus11:

stop waste delicious sentence on ijoks when dt college drop out killz is best for this.                                            torey about unemployment.                             plenty jobless fellows on dis forum whom need to get job studies and a more better life out there.     is it nl i would blame or parent dt over gave cash for members to waste their time here much.     members no longer take their bath once wake up they jump on nl.                               u most be a responsible man good if only some albinos can learn u

Emeka 7.:

@Ijogz-k, what's d meaning of all dis attention seeking¿

Ijogz K:


Howdi Thinyem,
Iyawo mi pataki, Come to daddy sweerie

Ijogz K:

I was actually wondering where the inmates that ran out of Yaba left could have possibly escaped to,  Lmfaooooooooooooooo,  They are right here.

Ehhyaaaaaah since you guyz are government properties, i would let the government respond to you.

Am not a Covenant Graduate: And yeah i am in support of qualitative education. No CU graduate would run to a thread under Romance and start barking education issues in it. Y am i explaining to Maad men,  Guess the explanation is for the sensible people in here,  Its not too late for you to join the queue, 

*Phew* its so difficult dealing with unhappy fans