God forbid such happens, but if it mistakenly happen nko....I will make sure DAT MIL has a fracture head, ribs, leg and hand infarct I will gladly beat her blue and black( as I no say na apology go kuku end am ) and for d boxer BIL I no police no go settle d case to my own taste so na to gather some agbero(area boys) give dem shikini money and let dem teach him y its not good to beat woman, den my apology go make after 2 people re hospitalize


Cc Liftedhands

Good evening mamas, I'm new here. I joined nairaland cos my husband won't stop talking about this section. I'm a first time mom and 15weeks 4days pregnant. To be honest, my laziness no get rival and oga is complaining cos if I sleep ehn the snore sounds like generator that it's engine is about to explode. I'm on the big side and my nose looks like a canopy.

mummyjayson:
gud pm mamas,,, team February abeg where is our cappo @lioha,,, i miss her soo much,, pls come back ooooooo,,,,,, nd proudmum,,, u hv been in my thoughts lately,,,,, i await your testimony ....#teamies are we ready i nor go lie sha small small afraid is catching me oo as a ftm bur i know that God is too faithful to fail... have a blessed weekend ahead...

I still dey village teamie, network dey disturb badly.
I will be back by weekend.

LegitDiva:


I'm also team Feb, lioha Pls add me on. Easy and supernatural delivery to us all in Jesus name

Late comer late. Where you dey since?

dunasy:
Liftedhands....this your question has been given all the answers in my head...loool

beautifulrosa.....what info do you want?

proudmum38....you should vex for me

nnekaike.....waoh.....May God rest her soul

booqee......@this picture.....do you relate?

Ma i jus need advice on how to heal this pain from the cut given to me during Labour.
Why must they cut sef? My baby was only 2.7kg yet they still cut.
What is the rationale behind the cutting? I tot its only big babies they cut mothers for?

lioha:


Late comer late. Where you dey since?

Laziness no free me o. Lol

Hannydimples:
Good evening mamas, I'm new here. I joined nairaland cos my husband won't stop talking about this section. I'm a first time mom and 15weeks 4days pregnant. To be honest, my laziness no get rival and oga is complaining cos if I sleep ehn the snore sounds like generator that it's engine is about to explode. I'm on the big side and my nose looks like a canopy.

Lol at bolded
Welcome dear

LegitDiva:


Laziness no free me o. Lol

You are welcome. Thank God so far

mummyjayson:
Amen,,welcome ma

Thanks my namesake

Pweetiebabe:
God forbid such happens, but if it mistakenly happen nko....I will make sure DAT MIL has a fracture head, ribs, leg and hand infarct I will gladly beat her blue and black( as I no say na apology go kuku end am ) and for d boxer BIL I no police no go settle d case to my own taste so na to gather some agbero(area boys) give dem shikini money and let dem teach him y its not good to beat woman, den my apology go make after 2 people re hospitalize


Cc Lifted hands

Haaaa!

beautifulrosa:


Ma i jus need advice on how to heal this pain from the cut given to me during Labour.
Why must they cut sef? My baby was only 2.7kg yet they still cut.
What is the rationale behind the cutting? I tot its only big babies they cut mothers for?

I meant the masters in Unilag info

For the cut..I feel it was to get your darling out in good time so there is no distress to your darling.

Where you given medications? use them faithfully

I also took vit c when I had my son and took my mind off it......

No plenty walks or standing too long as well in short no super woman yet
l

Yes I can if the need be

Liftedhands:
Kelisuya so you can fight? lolz

Hannydimples:
Good evening mamas, I'm new here. I joined nairaland cos my husband won't stop talking about this section. I'm a first time mom and 15weeks 4days pregnant. To be honest, my laziness no get rival and oga is complaining cos if I sleep ehn the snore sounds like generator that it's engine is about to explode. I'm on the big side and my nose looks like a canopy.

lolz at canopy nose so u ar the nosa that has been takin in all the air?

welcome and enjoy your stay!

snoring and is part of the package, try rubbing shea butter in and around your nosa nose it should help you breath better! so also does sleeping on ur sides.

Hannydimples:
Good evening mamas, I'm new here. I joined nairaland cos my husband won't stop talking about this section. I'm a first time mom and 15weeks 4days pregnant. To be honest, my laziness no get rival and oga is complaining cos if I sleep ehn the snore sounds like generator that it's engine is about to explode. I'm on the big side and my nose looks like a canopy.

Welcome dear. Sorry about the big nose and generator sound snore . As for me, I'm still searching for a comfortable sleeping posture, I don't even sleep at night again, I keep tossing and tossing and is like we've shorter days and longer nights.

beautifulrosa:


Ma i jus need advice on how to heal this pain from the cut given to me during Labour.
Why must they cut sef? My baby was only 2.7kg yet they still cut.
What is the rationale behind the cutting? I tot its only big babies they cut mothers for?

get diclofenac that drug was my life saver when i was in pains after cs!
as for the cut your mode of pushing may have been the cause or your baby was facing upwards as he or she crowns. note even 1.kg baby can cause massive tearing it a depends on circumstance and expertise of youp doc.

dunasy:



I meant the masters in Unilag info

For the cut..I feel it was to get your darling out in good time so there is no distress to your darling.

Where you given medications? use them faithfully

I also took vit c when I had my son and took my mind off it......

No plenty walks or standing too long as well in short no super woman yet
l

Ok thanks a lot.
Please i want to know when next the application for masters prog will be open.

Liftedhands:
get diclofenac that drug was my life saver when i was in pains after cs!
as for the cut your mode of pushing may have been the cause or your baby was facing upwards as he or she crowns. note even 1.kg baby can cause massive tearing it a depends on circumstance and expertise of youp doc.

Thanks a lot for ur response ma.

kelizosuy:
Yes I can if the need be

abi o! kisses to adele nwam.

beautifulrosa:

Thanks a lot for ur response ma.

You are welcome.

Liftedhands:
Opinion time.

What would you do if you are at your younger sisters place and her husband slaps her, drags her into their bedroom and continues beating her there?

As you make to go rescue your sis her mil barrs the door and tells you to mind your business!

Will you? Please share what you will do in such situation.

This reminded me of a story my uncle told us about wht my mum did2her BIL who ws fond of beating thr sister thou both husb nd wife are late nw. My uncle said d man cn beat my aunt eh, she wl cry nd cm2 report wit swollen face. Beaten my aunt bcame d husband hobby. My mum kips getting d message. So one day my mum cud not take it any longer, and bn a very strong woman, I mean very strong, my uncle is a weakling whr she is, infact she acts like a man, she is d one dat fights nd defends d family. So on dat fateful day my aunt came crying wit swollen face, dis tym around my mum ws around she cud'nt take it. She told her elder sis oya lets go nd see ur husb, d sis followed her wit my uncle. On getting thr my mum saw d BIL nd rushed him dey fought heavily. My uncle said my mum beat him o, dat he never knew my mum cn fight a man like dt o. Dat thr father ws so happy for my mum's action. My uncle ws thr only son nd quiet. He said dat fight ended d beaten. D BIL neva touched thr sis agn. My mum later made up wit him. Thou in dis scenario, thr ws notin like MIL. Sometin happened years later nd my mum told us dsame story of hw she beat up her BIL who ws fond of beating her elder sis. So 4me MIL or no MIL i wl handle dt my BIL. I dnt like wife beater.

The story my uncle Mother told me. Seriously am I the only one that read that story book

MamaDG:
i mixed tin tomatoes with malta guiness. a sachet tomatoes+a bottle of malt each for 3days as i was told, i went back for another pcv test, it had seriously increased.

I no fit drink tin tomatoes iyama, with all the preservatives

FexCathy:

Yes dear, u r right about the crowd. D distance nor be small o! I usually go all d way from Okuokoko

Jesus!!!! Really? We stay very close o. Am in ebremede o. It well.

FloraEC:
The story my uncle Mother told me. Seriously am I the only one that read that story book

Clears throat.....So somebody cannut tell us her mama storylines in peace again abi?bring your ears I wantew wispaar something to yew.

BA BA BA
My prince charming made his grand entrance yesterday via VD weighing 3kg. Thank the God we serve. BS coming soon.

dunasy:


booqee......@this picture.....do you relate?

hahaha!! i swear i relate oh!!!

But someone like curvilicious..she will certainly relate like 150%. Lmao!

mafiaqueen:
BA BA BA
My prince charming made his grand entrance yesterday via VD weighing 3kg. Thank the God we serve. BS coming soon.

congratulations dear. May God bless baby and parent too!!

[quote author=Ohferanmi post=64097183][/quote] thanks for the explanation dear

Liftedhands:
Pele you are almost there, at 37weeks baby lungs are fully developed for life outside the womb and no need for incubator.
my triplets came at 35 weeks though their mom took steroid shots to boost their lungs in advance and they didnt need incubator.

thanks for the encouragement.. I'll sure be patient

[quote author=Mamatukwas post=64092832][/quote]

I no know o. I must have missed it. Pls send in your edd and baby's gender, lets update

Sisters husband will know before time that am a no nonsense lady. He won't even try it.
What is the mother in-law doing in the house! Why am I vexing sef
If the mil no reach hospital for joint dislocation that day, God loves her, cos the way i will fling her from d door, she no go get herself. When he hears his mother is dying outside he with leave my sister for me.
After that over to d police. Somebody will spend days deir. Rubbish and ingredient.
Apologies if I no answer d question well. I dey imagine as I go trowey the mil. "Annoyance is catching me"
[ author=Liftedhands post=64098163]Opinion time.

What would you do if you are at your younger sisters place and her husband slaps her, drags her into their bedroom and continues beating her there?

As you make to go rescue your sis her mil barrs the door and tells you to mind your business!

Will you? Please share what you will do in such situation.
[/quote]

Liftedhands:
Opinion time.

What would you do if you are at your younger sisters place and her husband slaps her, drags her into their bedroom and continues beating her there?

As you make to go rescue your sis her mil barrs the door and tells you to mind your business!

Will you? Please share what you will do in such situation.

she's not my own MIL..so i won't have any reservation of any kind. I hate to disrespect elders but in this case..who cares? I might push her to swerve to one side and come in to separate the couples...
May it never be our portion sha..