chipmunkey: What does a Nigerian Nerd look like?

Many of them wear glasses sha,that's one thing i know but like someone said,they don't have a particular dress code.

@Sauer is a confirmed nerd.. Coz I could tell he just asked a very nerdy question. They tend to know everything but ask the silliest of questions lol

Also, I see a lot of guyz claiming to be nerdz.. 90% are just wannabees

We nerds know more about women than women know about themselves

sauer: Nerds may be such smart blokes who can turn every Dell or HP inside out, but they can hardly figure what makes women tick. What don't nerds understand about women? What don't they know? Am curious, any ideas??

u dey jealous nerds because dem get money pass u
the only thing dat makes a naija babe to tick na money
ehen naira power

lefulefu:
u dey jealous nerds because dem get money pass u
the only thing dat makes a naija babe to tick na money
ehen naira power

I can swear your brain is on per second re booting,you always talk nonsense.

Don't know what nerds don't know about women but I know that nerds are mini-gods in bed!

You under rate them as a woman, you're risking your hips and waist. Those guys are tigers in bed. I know for sure Cos I married one. Think of any and every bedmatics, all finger applications, softwares and hardwares via pleasure gateway, think nerd.

tkovie2002: @Sauer is a confirmed nerd.. Coz I could tell he just asked a very nerdy question. They tend to know everything but ask the silliest of questions lol

Also, I see a lot of guyz claiming to be nerdz.. 90% are just wannabees

Nairaland has over 800000 members, you may just be wrong.

sweetcocoa: I can swear your brain is on per second re booting,you always talk nonsense.

but nah the speak i speak abi?
oya answer dis question
Q 1:what makes a typical naija babe to tick?
A:flowers
B:constant attention
C:money
D:being a s3x machine
oya pick the answer among those options

abubaka101:
Nairaland has over 800000 members, you may just be wrong.

I know what am saying bro

cowgurl: Op, I don't get it as well. I v a nerd frnd hu wud rada b stuck wit his system dan wit a gurl, it's damn hilarious n I alwys tease him abot it n e js shies away. I gues it's because dy'v created a world of their own wer nothin exist but systems n programmings.

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Yes, and we quite like it that way, thank you very much!

tkovie2002:

I know what am saying bro

I got ur point.

Difficult one- I think if you are blessed enough to find at least one person who you connect with is quite amazing- I would rather have a nerdy type of guy- the players are boring and predictable

They are heavy spenders too. . . For their women. They are already on the quiet side of life so they want their woman to be an eye candy, loud and attractive for them. Other men look, lick mouth and admire all they want while they enjoy and handle the package alone, no rival.

They also are more faithful. Takes them like hundred years to pick a woman but when they do, its all the way. No cutting shows.
Btw,my definition of nerd is an intelligent,not so social expert in a technical or scientific field.

ifyalways: They are heavy spenders too. . . For their women. They are already on the quiet side of life so they want their woman to be an eye candy, loud and attractive for them. Other men look, lick mouth and admire all they want while they enjoy and handle the package alone, no rival.

They also are more faithful. Takes them like hundred years to pick a woman but when they do, its all the way. No cutting shows.
Btw,my definition of nerd is an intelligent,not so social expert in a technical or scientific field.

thats me

sauer:
So, what does he know or not know?

He knows how to create women

agnesefe: @op
Much as one is irked to discomfort of the "nerd" label and the derivatives of such ascription, let me offer posers why this may appear to be the case. Take the instance of a post-doc research fellow immersed with the formulation or refinement of protocols and procedures, or, the geek, overtaken by the imperative to obtain flawless scripts and codes for a process or system. These individuals, by virtue of their indulgence have become strained, on the concept, education and assurance of viable and verifiable returns from the investment of time in their fields- a grant, an award, a better process, more recognition and self-fulfillment-in so far as compliance with their respective conventions and principles are concerned. Apropos, these constitute, for many, justifiable ends in themselves and means to other ends.

Now encounter the uncharted terrain that the cultivation of amorous “relationships” demands or expects-chance, uncertainty, vagaries that define the human- a source of simultaneous attraction and repulsion, unverifiable complements on the nature or presence of that exercise. Anyone given to the comfort or habituation in the definite would be apprehensive or less excited at the thought of travelling a route filled much unpredictability, with little promise on ROI. Yes, escapism, it may be called, but if you recall that of all primal motivations, self-preservation ranks preponderant, then such preferences can be understood.

Chai Agnes, the grammatical prowess to which the above write up was penned borders on the Obahiagbonish.

The only downside with nerds are:

Their brain works like a computer. Lol Eg, complain all you want to a nerd about his babe, he would never believe you. Won't give it a second thought sef but the very day he catches his babe red handed(say cheating)beg all you want, explain all you want. . . The computer has crashed and its irrepairable. No second chance with them.

When they say they need their space, they mean every word of it!nothing you'd do or so moves them until they are done.

They keep you on your feet always. They've got a standard and you MUST live up to their expectations. They've got no time to baby sit you, they expect you to know and do the right thing always. No time for drama queen or cry baby. . . Methinks its Cos they are cry babies themselves,forget all the false nerdy confidence. Rofl.

agnesefe: @op
Much as one is irked to discomfort of the "nerd" label and the derivatives of such ascription, let me offer posers why this may appear to be the case. Take the instance of a post-doc research fellow immersed with the formulation or refinement of protocols and procedures, or, the geek, overtaken by the imperative to obtain flawless scripts and codes for a process or system. These individuals, by virtue of their indulgence have become strained, on the concept, education and assurance of viable and verifiable returns from the investment of time in their fields- a grant, an award, a better process, more recognition and self-fulfillment-in so far as compliance with their respective conventions and principles are concerned. Apropos, these constitute, for many, justifiable ends in themselves and means to other ends.

Now encounter the uncharted terrain that the cultivation of amorous “relationships” demands or expects-chance, uncertainty, vagaries that define the human- a source of simultaneous attraction and repulsion, unverifiable complements on the nature or presence of that exercise. Anyone given to the comfort or habituation in the definite would be apprehensive or less excited at the thought of travelling a route filled much unpredictability, with little promise on ROI. Yes, escapism, it may be called, but if you recall that of all primal motivations, self-preservation ranks preponderant, then such preferences can be understood.

Best explanation so far, u said it all

WillyWest:

Chai Agnes, the grammatical prowess to which the above write up was penned borders on the Obahiagbonish.

ifyalways: The only downside with nerds are:

Their brain works like a computer. Lol Eg, complain all you want to a nerd about his babe, he would never believe you. Won't give it a second thought sef but the very day he catches his babe red handed(say cheating)beg all you want, explain all you want. . . The computer has crashed and its irrepairable. No second chance with them.

When they say they need their space, they mean every word of it!nothing you'd do or so moves them until they are done.

They keep you on your feet always. They've got a standard and you MUST live up to their expectations. They've got no time to baby sit you, they expect you to know and do the right thing always. No time for drama queen or cry baby. . . Methinks its Cos they are cry babies themselves,forget all the false nerdy confidence. Rofl.

is it by force for an orange seller like u to date a nerd?
nah wah ooo

Mrs.Chima:
It doesn't matter how many times men read and listen, they will ALWAYS be clueless.

I bet your husband is a clueless junkie who is happy to provide you with a computer to keep you away from nagging him down. Assuming you are legally married.

ZUBY77:

I bet your husband is a clueless junkie who is happy to provide you with a computer to keep you away from nagging him down. Assuming you are legally married.

omo u no know say na igbo boy dat akata marry?
wait for there b4 he come uproot ur head with cutlass

emöfine2:

He knows how to create women

Makes me remember when I was learning PHP programming, no lady can come around and put a hand on my shoulder without getting a slap. It was such weird life and it was always about coding, debugging, parsing scripts into servers, debugging again and once the script parses successfully, i was so happy that no one around me understands. When the big bucks started rolling in, and the pressures from so many gurls overtook me, I fell for their seductions and spend cash in volumes and to a nerd, money has no real value except for quest of happiness, it still has no value to me, except to buy houses and fast cars outside that, Money is nothing. It was always like that. Its the safest addiction on the face of the earth. I loved the life.

Meh, they're not that complicated.
The less you think about a thing, the less complex it will be. Same thing applies to women.
They're actually quite simple and predictable. E.g You can predict with great certainty that if you let a woman know too early that you gbadun her that she will use that as an excuse to begin fawking up, etc.

The only time a woman really is complicated is during that time of the month.
Just give "it" their space till it becomes human again.

sweetcocoa: Many of them wear glasses sha,that's one thing i know but like someone said,they don't have a particular dress code.

Start by proving your assertion!

LeoMax: Makes me remember when I was learning PHP programming, no lady can come around and put a hand on my shoulder without getting a slap. It was such weird life and it was always about coding, debugging, parsing scripts into servers, debugging again and once the script parses successfully, i was so happy that no one around me understands. When the big bucks started rolling in, and the pressures from so many gurls overtook me, I fell for their seductions and spend cash in volumes and to a nerd, money has no real value except for quest of happiness, it still has no value to me, except to buy houses and fast cars outside that, Money is nothing. It was always like that. Its the safest addiction on the face of the earth. I loved the life.

sauer:
Start by proving your assertion!

Hah what's there to prove?abi you want me to send you pictures of 10 nerds i know?

sweetcocoa: Hah what's there to prove?abi you want me to send you pictures of 10 nerds i know?

Okay, go ahead!

ifyalways: The only downside with nerds are:

Their brain works like a computer. Lol Eg, complain all you want to a nerd about his babe, he would never believe you. Won't give it a second thought sef but the very day he catches his babe red handed(say cheating)beg all you want, explain all you want. . . The computer has crashed and its irrepairable. No second chance with them.

When they say they need their space, they mean every word of it!nothing you'd do or so moves them until they are done.

They keep you on your feet always. They've got a standard and you MUST live up to their expectations. They've got no time to baby sit you, they expect you to know and do the right thing always. No time for drama queen or cry baby. . . Methinks its Cos they are cry babies themselves,forget all the false nerdy confidence. Rofl.

This is kinda. . .erm. . .erm. . .true!

Do nerds suffer 4rm low self-esteem,low self-worth or Social Anxiety Disorder(SAD)?