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Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 4:46pm On Nov 20, 2007
I av nothing to say to u here. If u're brave enuf, come to d war zone.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2007
Hugs sauce kid and migs, unknown to them i planted a silent smoke bomb which kills them instantly, and takes a dagger, rinse it in holy water and stabs biggerboy which kills him instantly due to the snake venon coated on it. And later sets a nuclear bomb which sets to go off at next post.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 4:53pm On Nov 20, 2007
Mig doznt hug guys. Nah nah nah. U got dat wrong brova.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by divanaija1: 4:57pm On Nov 20, 2007
Wipein tear from eye, looks at hair in da mirrow  shocked oh ma God , no mo hair

Why u.*&@%. , Brownsilk you're in soup!!  angry

Rushes out ta find Brownsilk  angry
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 5:01pm On Nov 20, 2007
and saucekid doesnt hug guys
straps C-4's to TT and sets detonator
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 5:06pm On Nov 20, 2007
Charges on full adraline brings out his dual rock pistol and gets ready to waste migs and saucekid on full adrenaline.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 5:11pm On Nov 20, 2007
bullet proof vest and helmet on
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 5:14pm On Nov 20, 2007
*full body armour.*

. . . . To be contd
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 5:20pm On Nov 20, 2007
steps in again and found diva screaming my name like a mad woman, grabs her and used my p4 to smack her booty and finally shot her dead, charges to migi and carried him on my shoulders and swung him around till he was mesmerized and finally broke his backbone, ran to to tope and shot him dead with my p4 and hugs saucy and we emerged the winner, whoa, migi is not dead yet, sauce do sth
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 5:23pm On Nov 20, 2007
C mumu. And everybody dey luk u?
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 5:24pm On Nov 20, 2007
launches biological weapon in migs direction and it kills him instantly

hugs brownsilk and takes her to hawaii on vacation but all the same watching our back
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2007
:Pmigi

went with saucekid to hawaii for vacation and finally got married

end of action film


WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 grin
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 5:33pm On Nov 20, 2007
still keeping a lookout for what i know will still happen

gives brownsilk some smacking kiss kiss kiss kiss for believing and coming with me
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 5:39pm On Nov 20, 2007
Goes to the top of the highest building in hawai and sets co-ordinates 4 a missile ready to take out saucekid.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by divanaija1: 5:41pm On Nov 20, 2007
angry Ain't no hiddin place 4 u Brownie . . think am dead eh? that was a decoy.

Uses radar hook sword to shave off all Brownies Silky hair , ties her all up wit a long throw into d Atlantic ocean , 


Dustin hands.  Now who's next grin
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 5:46pm On Nov 20, 2007
de activates TT's coordinates from my toilet and reassigns missile mission to TT's house***one post activation

concerning nija diva lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed but i think brownie is safe
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 5:49pm On Nov 20, 2007
Saucekid forgets that the battery of his deflection device is dead sits down in his toilet to await his doom.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 5:52pm On Nov 20, 2007
Lmao. Nice move
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 5:54pm On Nov 20, 2007
dude, it doesnt use a battery*****coordinates lockdown in one second**
TT's funeral in place
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 5:55pm On Nov 20, 2007
*on seeing migs laughing at his move silently kills migs with his pistol.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 5:57pm On Nov 20, 2007
Ode. I've been dead on dis thread since many posts ago. Dis is my ghost.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 5:57pm On Nov 20, 2007
Quickly dives away 4rm the roof top and activates my hanger to hang in the air.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by topeteadr(m): 6:00pm On Nov 20, 2007
*Quickly calls the ghost busters, but in the mean time grabs a particle spraying machine and use it to immobilize migs ghost.*
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 6:01pm On Nov 20, 2007
interesting
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by ifyalways(f): 6:20pm On Nov 20, 2007
tope_teadr:

*Quickly calls the ghost busters, but in the mean time grabs a particle spraying machine and use it to immobilize migs ghost.*
******and finally christmass was postphoned for the dead ones ! grin cheesy wink
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by showbobo(m): 6:21pm On Nov 20, 2007
i love you guys.i'm having alot of fun grin grin grin grin
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2007
Sup show, get to da battle field soldier!
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 6:26pm On Nov 20, 2007
ify! run away from here ooooooo na bad ppl full here
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by showbobo(m): 6:27pm On Nov 20, 2007
No migs.My Mother has told me to stop fighting.My great grand father was a warrior and was killed by a parked car.
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by ifyalways(f): 6:29pm On Nov 20, 2007
Migines:

Sup show, get to da battle field soldier!
and the dead ones are ressurecting and resuming fight again.
and ify is busily turning water into wine*********and some ppl are already signing out and finally no more chritsmass for them ! grin
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Scopium: 6:30pm On Nov 20, 2007
smiley[size=13pt]Cool!  angry Hell No not cool! Didi youi alsoi heari thati newi yeari hasi beeni broughti forwardi? Huhi!  tongue [/size]
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by junegirl(f): 6:31pm On Nov 20, 2007
u guys are just absolutely, completely, well and truly unserious!!!!!!!! But love the humour sha. TT,Biggerboy, especially Saucekid, etc, u r a comic relief. Good to see after a hard day's work.

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