shymmex:

Ibadan ke??

I only claim my pops' side ooooo... I'm waterside Ijebu from Epe... Let Ibadan people and their Amala politics answer that..

Eweso is what we say where I'm from.

I hope you are stinging sha which is typical of ijebu people. anyways,we both rep ogun state. egba lemi

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ROFLMAO. . . .Naija niteclubs arent as bad as that.most do have angry-looking bouncers and policemen to treat your fuckup if you misbehave.

lol- any razmataz nightclub in london is very bad. The ones shymmex mentioned are incredibly razmataz, you have to say all sorts of psalms before you enter. Otherwise you will be grabbed, groped, raped and beaten or slapped before you leave.

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I hope you are stinging sha which is typical of ijebu people. anyways,we both rep ogun state. egba lemi

dont mind them joor, soo stingy, he will be wearing the same trainers from 2004. . . . and the same Adidas tracksuit. . . . . .he will only have one set of clothes in his wardrobe. . . .ijebu people!

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I hope you are stinging sha which his typical of ijebu people. anyways,we both rep ogun state. egba lemi

Stingy isn't in our dictionary, that's a misconception. We ijebus are merchants and money makers - and we spend stupidly...

We invented owanbe parties, all Yoruba people need to credit us with the patent for owanbes...

Ijebu olowo, no one comes close!!

queensmith:

lol- any razmataz nightclub in london is very bad. The ones shymmex mentioned are incredibly razmataz, you have to say all sorts of psalms before you enter. Otherwise you will be grabbed, groped, raped and beaten or slapped before you leave.

I wonder what will happen to Davido if he misbehave in one of those clubs !

Babzilla:
and so?

yes bro. And so what if his Dad is rich. Does dat mean dat e shldnt rexpect elderx. Dem no slap am well. Dem 4 gada beat am. Idiot Davido. Next tym na soldji e go meet. Mtcheww

The young man is making his cash on his own nw so it doesn't count if his father is a billionaire or he was slapped or nt or whether its ghana of Bahamas d newsfeed came frm. D guy got high and out of cntrl, period! Worse things ve happened in d past, and many more will happen if he isn't careful. As for me, d slap for even be front and back

queensmith:

dont mind them joor, soo stingy, he will be wearing the same trainers from 2004. . . . and the same Adidas tracksuit. . . . . .he will only have one set of clothes in his wardrobe. . . .ijebu people!

Who's richer that Ijebus in Nigeria?

Even our Remo brothers are natural born leaders.. You don't want me to list our achievements... Only Egba people can talk when we talk in Nigeria.

queensmith:

dont mind them joor, soo stingy, he will be wearing the same trainers from 2004. . . . and the same Adidas tracksuit. . . . . .he will only have one set of clothes in his wardrobe. . . .ijebu people!

I havent drink garri in years but will like to taste garri ijebu. . . .Even non-yorubas know that these guys are very stingy.I hope shymmex know what osomaalo is. . .my mum told me if you borrow money from an ijebu and you failed to pay at the agreed time,he will come with his family members with mats and picket the enrance of your house.Is that true shymmex ?

shymmex:

Who's richer that Ijebus in Nigeria?

Even our Remo brothers are natural born leaders.. You don't want me to list our achievements... Only Egba people can talk when we talk in Nigeria.

how can i tell when they all wear one set of clothes everyday? and are incredibly stingy?

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Besides,I dont take nL so serious like.

You sound like you believe in your own lies.
Anyway, keep living in D.

shymmex:

Who's richer that Ijebus in Nigeria?

Even our Remo brothers are natural born leaders.. You don't want me to list our achievements... Only Egba people can talk when we talk in Nigeria.

You are only permitted to talk AFTER the egbas not before.We made ogun state what it is today !

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I havent drink garri in years but will like to taste garri ijebu. . . .Even non-yorubas know that these guys are very stingy.I hope shymmex know what osomaalo is. . .my mum told me if you borrow money from an ijebu and you failed to pay at the agreed time,he will come with his family members with mats and picket the enrance of your house.Is that true shymmex ?

lmaoo!!

omg!!

queensmith:

how can i tell when they all wear one set of clothes everyday? and are incredibly stingy?

badt girl

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You are only permitted to talk AFTER the egbas not before.We made ogun state what it is today !

Hmmm - all i know is we ekiti people are told to stay away from all of you

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You are only permitted to talk AFTER the egbas not before.We made ogun state what it is today !

How can Egbas talk before us, when we gave you Awolowo, Wole Soyinka, Pa Adesanya, Michael Adenuga (Glo), Subomi Balogun, Tai Solarin etc...

Chizolum

Sorry for derailing your thread sis, but your profile picture looks cartoonish and off-putting..

Buh there is no profile pic

queensmith:

Hmmm - all i know is we ekiti people are told to stay away from all of you

Ekiti are bunch of trouble-makers maybe it's because of the proliferation of Phds i dont know.But atleast your accent is not as crude as the osun and oyo peeps.

Chizolum: Buh there is no profile pic

You just took that cartoon off!!

Instagram and fake beauty sha... What happened to the good ol'camera with old school films, huh??

Technology dun turn everybody to Miss Universe chai... Chineke mee!!!

shymmex:

How can Egbas talk before us, when we gave you Awolowo, Wole Soyinka, Pa Adesanya, Michael Adenuga (Glo), Subomi Balogun, Tai Solarin etc...

Chizolum

Sorry for derailing your thread sis, but your profile picture looks cartoonish and off-putting..

Atleast we produce a president for the state besides,we are the majority.

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Ekiti are bunch of trouble-makers maybe it's because of the proliferation of Phds i dont know.But atleast your accent is not as crude as the osun and oyo peeps.

lol- phds funded by cocoa farmers mind you. . . .i have taken offense

our accent (like our cocoa) is very sexy!

queensmith:

Hmmm - all i know is we ekiti people are told to stay away from all of you

Stay away from us ke?? Where will Ekiti get money without us?? Cocoa isn't enough ooo.

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Atleast we produce a president for the state besides,we are the majority.

OBJ is bush!! Don't forget we're bi-coastal...

Ijebu nation includes: Epe, Ikorodu, Ibeju Lekki, Ajah, Victoria Island, Itsekiri, and parts of Lagos Island and Badagry...

You can't be more than us...

queensmith:

lol- phds funded by cocoa farmers mind you. . . .i have taken offense

our accent (like our cocoa) is very sexy!

Honestly apart from the lagos yoruba,every other variation of yoruba sounds strange to me.It's kind of local listening to it.me likey at all.

shymmex:

OBJ is bush!! Don't forget we're bi-coastal...

Ijebu nation includes: Epe, Ikorodu, Ibeju Lekki, Ajah, Victoria Island, Itsekiri, and parts of Lagos Island and Badagry...

You can't be more than us...

Ok I hear you but you must pay homage to us in the capital.

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Ok I hear you but you must pay homage to us in the capital.

That's for the Ijebus in Ogun state..

Mine is in Lagos, and our capital is Ijebu Ode lol.

queensmith:

Do not underestimate the power of cocoa abeg. . . . . .

buahahahahahahahahaah!

All these ijebu n egba people have derailed dis issue @ hand....thanks anyway....but i was jus thickin aloud...did d dude annoy u guys...nobody even offer to give him an handkerchief to wipe his tears...whonah wicked oh...

Chizolum:

yes I am.. .. LOL no I'm not. He's my friend and I just posted this gist here cuz i didn't know it was gonna get this kind of response. I just wanted people to get a lil laugh out of it not to put his entire family down. that's not fair.

If truly he's your friend, then you totally effed him up pastin this story hear. you just mocked him. you know nairaland, no matter the story someone will see somethin stupid init. you shouldn't ta dunit

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Osun people are bush people when you talk of yorubas and the father must be a bush billionaire.

You are mad for saying such. I can't blame U̶̲̥̅̊ sha, U̶̲̥̅̊ could be another bastard from the creek. Oloshi

Babzilla:
and so?

billionaire in kobo or in naira....wot else do u expect....foolish nigerians,always falling loyal 2 thieves that call themselves billionaires...ill gotten wealth from hard earned task payers...

them done pack our money put forget abi. God dey sa.