WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN
BROTHERS USED TO WRITE
LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES.
If you never received letters like these, you know
nothing
Classic...
Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has
forced my pen to dance automatically on this
benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous
thing happened is
because honey I love you spontaneously and as I
stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular
to the ground I only think of you, since you are
a fantastic
and fabulous girl Darling please Stop
haranguing
with the feelings in my heart because I love you
more
than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts
by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of
you. Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse
gear. My medular- oblangata also stops
functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.
If only
you knew what is going on in my encephalon
you
would understand. That's why I need to see you
face to face with you, soon. I think I have to
pen-off here
because I still haven't finished studying
electrolysis
and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight
and
don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are
toosweet for them.
.
.
.your lovable guy

Long,dry and uncatchy

Now u see y I sold off osky 2 u? Na bcus I no u sef na certified born Werey.

Happy franchising!

;D_nt in ds century anymore

funny but stu-pid!

Idowuogbo: Now u see y I sold off osky 2 u? Na bcus I no u sef na certified born Werey.

Happy franchising!

so na d osky dey mek me craze like u ni?...oya tek am back...am ok with lala..with d werey wey full my body, i no fit get okpeke 4dis nairaland...take am back o jare

I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days.

Imagine one bloke saying that kissing a babe is equivalent top asking her out. Them no born u well to come kiss me.

Ah good old days.

I'll never forget one dude called samuel,he threatened my brain with such letters,there was no letter of his that i could read without the aid of a dictionary.

Another thing was that there was always candle wax on the sheet,i took that as proof that he must have researched late into the night before writing those letters .

kitty kat: I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days.

Imagine one bloke saying that kissing a babe is equivalent top asking her out. Them no born u well to come kiss me.

lmao...microwave relationships?..guess am still new in this love game...y dont you take me on a tour...whatcha say

freecocoa: Ah good old days.

I'll never forget one dude called samuel,he threatened my brain with such letters,there was no letter of his that i could read without the aid of a dictionary.

Another thing was that there was always candle wax on the sheet,i took that as proof that he must have researched late into the night before writing those letters .

lol...hope u gave him a chance cos e no easy to chyke woman o

I used to write but mine were never this dumb. I don't know who people try to impress people. Keep it readable, understandable and simple.

lalaosky:
lol...hope u gave him a chance cos e no easy to chyke woman o

Nah i didn't,i wasn't ready for a relationship then .

freecocoa: Nah i didn't,i wasn't ready for a relationship then .

What about now?

Mynd_44:
What about now?

I'm so getting married sooner than you think.

freecocoa: I'm so getting married sooner than you think.

to who Samuel?

lol, in the days of no gsm in naija things happened on paper

that shyt lame as hell!

I AM SORRY!! Perhaps I am too involved with the "new age" but
that type of "soap opera" romance letter just wouldn't grab me, ESPECIALLY
if it is obvious he wrote it with a mini Webster's Dictionary nearby as a reference
due to his highly unnatural choice of wording.

freecocoa: Ah good old days.

I'll never forget one dude called samuel,he threatened my brain with such letters,there was no letter of his that i could read without the aid of a dictionary.

Another thing was that there was always candle wax on the sheet,i took that as proof that he must have researched late into the night before writing those letters .

LOL GBAM!

who can take that seriously?

I love you
more
than a snake loves rat.

I love u more than snake loves rat
from your loveable guy
?

Hahahahahhahaha

lalaosky: WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN
BROTHERS USED TO WRITE
LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES.
If you never received letters like these, you know
nothing
Classic...
Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has
forced my pen to dance automatically on this
benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous
thing happened is
because honey I love you spontaneously and as I
stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular
to the ground I only think of you, since you are
a fantastic
and fabulous girl Darling please Stop
haranguing
with the feelings in my heart because I love you
more
than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts
by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of
you. Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse
gear. My medular- oblangata also stops
functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.
If only
you knew what is going on in my encephalon
you
would understand. That's why I need to see you
face to face with you, soon. I think I have to
pen-off here
because I still haven't finished studying
electrolysis
and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight
and
don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are
toosweet for them.
.
.
.your lovable guy

dis is very funny

Mynd_44:
to who Samuel?

Very far from it.

MsDarkSkin:


LOL GBAM!

who can take that seriously?

You can imagine.

Fabulousb36:
dis is very funny

And you quoted the whole text just to post this?
SMH

Very dry.
OP, try harder next time en, and pls, remove this heading as the post is far from being hilarious

Fabulousb36:
dis is very funny

thanks dearie

Mynd_44:
And you quoted the whole text just to post this?
SMH

*faints*

Theben: Very dry.
OP, try harder next time en, and pls, remove this heading as the post is far from being hilarious

k sir...will do that when u start payin for my internet bills...mtcheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

My Romeo,
I saw came your extra terresial letter
And my cupid valve accerateled unto autonomic reflex action
i might be having myocardial iinfartion, I am not sure
But I know it is not flatulence
Allow me to close my eyes and visualise your abymissial blokous

lalaosky: WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN
BROTHERS USED TO WRITE
LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES.
If you never received letters like these, you know
nothing
Classic...
Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has
forced my pen to dance automatically on this
benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous
thing happened is
because honey I love you spontaneously and as I
stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular
to the ground I only think of you, since you are
a fantastic
and fabulous girl Darling please Stop
haranguing
with the feelings in my heart because I love you
more
than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts
by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of
you. Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse
gear. My medular- oblangata also stops
functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.
If only
you knew what is going on in my encephalon
you
would understand. That's why I need to see you
face to face with you, soon. I think I have to
pen-off here
because I still haven't finished studying
electrolysis
and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight
and
don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are
toosweet for them.
.
.
.your lovable guy

Stella_Bella: My Romeo,
I saw came your extra terresial letter
And my cupid valve accerateled unto autonomic reflex action
i might be having myocardial iinfartion, I am not sure
But I know it is not flatulence
Allow me to close my eyes and visualise your abymissial blokous

Lol

kitty kat:
Lol

I am waiting oooo