Bck to topic....

As everybody dey drop dier own letter, i don summon courage write my own o!

Here we go.....

Dear Donatus,

I am writing this letter to you bcus....my heart dey hierarchy as i read how u b dey prophecy ur love to dat woman wey town dey call Mrs blokos.Reading all d gbege has me suffused with emotional narcolepsy. In fact, I find myself oscillating btw the umbra and penumbra of disabling catalepsy! how could u Donatus?how could u display so much narcissistic & flamboyant hedonism on the part of the malevolent & myopic pepper-souping ragamuffins is capable of encumbe... u no my love for u is fuji, y are u ringing in nascent democracy with insidious, repercussive & cataclysmic exigencies! y Donatus? y? Bebe! my arteries are fighting gidigbo due to d daggaring u have caused my left intestine.Donatus, u no i can swim with crocodiles to proof my love for u! come bck to me ewu langata so i can screw ur oblangata bck to alanta whia our gidigbam love started.

Urs surely

Obianuju!

Idowuogbo:

u starting to get on nerves

zip it b4 i get rude.

my dear,nt on me..k.am nt down wth tht,u cn chek ma post..k...lets just cntinue as respnsible adult..badoskyyy.

kristofa09:
my dear,nt on me..k.am nt down wth tht,u cn chek ma post..k...lets just cntinue as respnsible adult..badoskyyy.

awwwh.... u fear?
na swagga i swaggs u jare! shakara oloje ni o!

Idowuogbo: Bck to topic....

As everybody dey drop dier own letter, i don summon courage write my own o!

Here we go.....

Dear Donatus,

I am writing this letter to you bcus....my heart dey hierarchy as i read how u b dey prophecy ur love to dat woman wey town dey call Mrs blokos.Reading all d gbege has me suffused with emotional narcolepsy. In fact, I find myself oscillating btw the umbra and penumbra of disabling catalepsy! how could u Donatus?how could u display so much narcissistic & flamboyant hedonism on the part of the malevolent & myopic pepper-souping ragamuffins is capable of encumbe... u no my love for u is fuji, y are u ringing in nascent democracy with insidious, repercussive & cataclysmic exigencies! y Donatus? y? Bebe! my arteries are fighting gidigbo due to d daggaring u have caused my left intestine.Donatus, u no i can swim with crocodiles to proof my love for u! come bck to me ewu langata so i can screw ur oblangata bck to alanta whia our gidigbam love started.

Urs surely

Obianuju!

oboy!...ths na chambers dictnary..nice one.

Oya donatus,reply sharp sharp or else i wil mesmerize ur encephalon through experimental invasive surgery...reply if u dnt want one hemispherectomic session..
Gbam!

Idowuogbo:
awwwh.... u fear?
na swagga i swaggs u jare! shakara oloje ni o!

haba!*smh*fear ke!cntainin u aint a problem!
Bsides,u got a tite n rear humour!

Idowuogbo:

u starting to get on nerves

zip it b4 i get rude.

this is gonna be interesting

kristofa09:
haba!*smh*fear ke!cntainin u aint a problem!
Bsides,u got a tite n rear humour!

awwh... dats sweet.. thanks!

I was born dis way bebe!

Mynd_44:
this is gonna be interesting

u go wait til u grow green beards...

Idowuogbo:
awwh... dats sweet.. thanks!

I was born dis way bebe!

a free spirited being!nt bad..bt i gues u've got limits sha.

Mynd_44:
this is gonna be interesting

see dis wan! u just dey come wen i don evaporate give am? if u see as i use iron press hin nuts hen!

na me na! u no trust? Emi Badosky mo bedt gan!

kristofa09:
a free spirited being!nt bad..bt i gues u've got limits sha.

Yep! i do ....

Dat makes me human papi!

Idowuogbo:
see dis wan! u just dey come wen i don evaporate give am? if u see as i use iron press hin nuts hen!

na me na! u no trust? Emi Badosky mo bedt gan!

see u!!!4 NL5 abi?or in ur swit drims!

Leav tht guy make im dey drim bad drim dey go.

quote author=kristofa09]badosky
u r [color=#006600][/color]one hel of a clown!lalaosky...idowu a.k.a badosky.al na same noni.[/quote



Are telling me that my lala is idowu
I can handle any punny or blokous
No yawa

Mynd_44:
You dey find wahala

she z my type...she no naw

Stella_Bella: quote author=kristofa09]badosky
u r [color=#006600][/color]one hel of a clown!lalaosky...idowu a.k.a badosky.al na same noni.[/quote



Are telling me that my lala is idowu
I can handle any punny or blokous
No yawa

baby, am me and bado is bado!...ahn ahn...afta ol dos BJ and knackin my brains out, u stil dey confuse ni?...u no no my face ni?...or na d taste of my kpekus drove to an accelarating raggamufious excrembra of colossal inuendo ajintosim?

Idowuogbo: Bck to topic....

As everybody dey drop dier own letter, i don summon courage write my own o!

Here we go.....

Dear Donatus,

I am writing this letter to you bcus....my heart dey hierarchy as i read how u b dey prophecy ur love to dat woman wey town dey call Mrs blokos.Reading all d gbege has me suffused with emotional narcolepsy. In fact, I find myself oscillating btw the umbra and penumbra of disabling catalepsy! how could u Donatus?how could u display so much narcissistic & flamboyant hedonism on the part of the malevolent & myopic pepper-souping ragamuffins is capable of encumbe... u no my love for u is fuji, y are u ringing in nascent democracy with insidious, repercussive & cataclysmic exigencies! y Donatus? y? Bebe! my arteries are fighting gidigbo due to d daggaring u have caused my left intestine.Donatus, u no i can swim with crocodiles to proof my love for u! come bck to me ewu langata so i can screw ur oblangata bck to alanta whia our gidigbam love started.

Urs surely

Obianuju!

Men u r smtin else o. Where did u get dos giramma from. I took me complete 30 mins 2 pronounce each of them. In btw,u rhyming ain't bad it is far beta dan dat of M-eye.

Chineke...o chim...bado dis ur love leta don indiscombobulate my kpekus...am liquidified by ur brilliantus letterticus...stell i swear if u no use ur rof leta or ur knackin skills tek melow my hrt, na im b say we go put d same kpeckus and abunna for one condo.m tonyt

lalaosky: Chineke...o chim...bado dis ur love leta don indiscombobulate my kpekus...am liquidified by ur brilliantus letterticus...stell i swear if u no use ur rof leta or ur knackin skills tek melow my hrt, na im b say we go put d same kpeckus and abunna for one condo.m tonyt

My rove ( in thick igbo accent)
What are u now toking
After tearing my pant and doing my thing
You want to forrow idowu
What does she have that I dozen

Ehen, ehen, if u furrow idowu

U will pay for my draws and revirginate me
Your rove for leva

kitty kat: I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days.

Imagine one bloke saying that kissing a babe is equivalent top asking her out. Them no born u well to come kiss me.

hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaaa r u serious?

freecocoa: Ah good old days.

I'll never forget one dude called samuel,he threatened my brain with such letters,there was no letter of his that i could read without the aid of a dictionary.

Another thing was that there was always candle wax on the sheet,i took that as proof that he must have researched late into the night before writing those letters .

lmao! Una funny dyeeeeeeee

Stella_Bella:
My rove ( in thick igbo accent)
What are u now toking
After tearing my pant and doing my thing
You want to forrow idowu
What does she have that I dozen

Ehen, ehen, if u furrow idowu

U will pay for my draws and revirginate me
Your rove for leva

my rove
u no i cannot forrow idowu naw nomata how secsie her abunna dey
if her abunna taste rike pami, ur own taste like champagne mixed wt aromo..ur waist na diiiiieeeee...i no fit even riv u for any okpeke as as rong as u go dey BJ me and arow me knack u nkita style...u no how we dey do now...*winks*