Stella_Bella: My Romeo,
I saw came your extra terresial letter
And my cupid valve accerateled unto autonomic reflex action
i might be having myocardial iinfartion, I am not sure
But I know it is not flatulence
Allow me to close my eyes and visualise your abymissial blokous

Lmao! Stella, you and blokous!

kitty kat: I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days.

Imagine one bloke saying that kissing a babe is equivalent top asking her out. Them no born u well to come kiss me.

Lol @microwave relationship

Stella_Bella: My Romeo,
I saw came your extra terresial letter
And my cupid valve accerateled unto autonomic reflex action
i might be having myocardial iinfartion, I am not sure
But I know it is not flatulence
Allow me to close my eyes and visualise your abymissial blokous

dear sweety sweety stella, i nid to yarn this love i have for you in broken cos my obolongata and kpekus don dey discombobulated by ur abunna and love
since i enta dana airpalne land for NL, my knacking potentials hv nefa remain the same cos of u.
I jes dey sing beautiful onyinye for u evry midnyt like a terry G wey don high dieeee..
Dis ur love dey do me like magic.weneva person call stella for road, i go dey get a INTINGLIN SENSATION for my body.
Ur love be like a fyne ogogoro wey dey swt as person dey add am alomo insyd..
Ur love don carry me go stratosphere, biosphere, inshort i dey one kynd SPHERE wey scientist dem stil dey nyopola its name im DICKtionary.
I no dey see anytn but ur aromatic saturated carbon sexy shape.
If love na bomb i go b ur boko haram.
I don lost for ur body's shapes,contours,mountain,valley and UNMETIONABLES accordin to seun and co but d swt part b say i no wan mek dem fynd me o jare..
Mek i stop hia b4 my mama go dey cry say im son don madt cos of love

na me ur ogbonge love mugu lala dey write to u from d ocean floor of love..hia dey dark walayi but i go tanda dey wait for u..i no send!

cindyrella:
Lmao! Stella, you and blokous!

i tell ya...her full name will prolly b stella kpeckus blokus bella...lmdo

lalaosky:
i tell ya...her full name will prolly stella kpeckus blokus bella...lmdo

lol..lalosky hpe say u wan liv long?u dey tranga wth stela blokos n badosky!i pity u.u blokos go diflate ni!

kristofa09:
lol..lalosky hpe say u wan liv long?u dey tranga wth stela blokos n badosky!i pity u.u blokos go diflate ni!

i get extra naw...dont worry..am insured too

lalaosky:
i tell ya...her full name will prolly b stella kpeckus blokus bella...lmdo

*faints*

cindyrella:
*faints*

U r always fainting

kitty kat:
U r always fainting

lmao...u r mean...lwkmd

cindyrella:
*faints*

*give her mouth to mouth resuscitation*
gurl ur lips r so soft.

lalaosky:
*give her mouth to mouth resuscitation*
gurl ur lips r so soft.

U r high abi? Make her BF catch u

lalaosky:
*give her mouth to mouth resuscitation*
gurl ur lips r so soft.

Wake up guy you are drooling on your bed

kitty kat:
U r high abi? Make her BF catch u

I am still waiting for that unveiling ooooooo

kitty kat:
U r always fainting

and you are always there when i faint.

lalaosky:
*give her mouth to mouth resuscitation*
gurl ur lips r so soft.

kitty kat:
U r high abi? Make her BF catch u

dey write im name for her face..i will catch a local made bomb for her as well...lmao

Mynd_44:
Wake up guy you are drooling on your bed

am not waking at all...this dream is too good to be true

cindyrella:

why the frown...smile o jare

Excelboi: Long,dry and uncatchy

This dude dey describe im blokous

lalaosky:
am not waking at all...this dream is too good to be true

Good then I guess I should not tell you about the snake coming towards you

Mynd_44:
Good then I guess I should not tell you about the snake coming towards you

Pls. Pls which snake are u talking about...
This is my romeo..
No snake shall come close, by or behind him
Just saying

Stella_Bella:
Pls. Pls which snake are u talking about...
This is my romeo..
No snake shall come close, by or behind him
Just saying

haba stela u don stil am frm badosky o...batleground

My sweetest
Ur leta dey totori all my nervous system
my heart miss one step when I see ur name
U are my poundi and egusi soup with soft ponmo and soaked stockfish
U are my ogbono soup and fresh fish
My peppered snail and small stout
My nwobi and maltex.
my pure water on a hot day
I love u pass police and bribe
I love pass igbo and money
I love pass yoruba and big nyashes
I love you pass hausa and 12 wives
I even love u pass Bini gals and europe

Till we meet. My kpekus will be serviced by others.

lalaosky:
dear sweety sweety stella, i nid to yarn this love i have for you in broken cos my obolongata and kpekus don dey discombobulated by ur abunna and love
since i enta dana airpalne land for NL, my knacking potentials hv nefa remain the same cos of u.
I jes dey sing beautiful onyinye for u evry midnyt like a terry G wey don high dieeee..
Dis ur love dey do me like magic.weneva person call stella for road, i go dey get a INTINGLIN SENSATION for my body.
Ur love be like a fyne ogogoro wey dey swt as person dey add am alomo insyd..
Ur love don carry me go stratosphere, biosphere, inshort i dey one kynd SPHERE wey scientist dem stil dey nyopola its name im DICKtionary.
I no dey see anytn but ur aromatic saturated carbon sexy shape.
If love na bomb i go b ur boko haram.
I don lost for ur body's shapes,contours,mountain,valley and UNMETIONABLES accordin to seun and co but d swt part b say i no wan mek dem fynd me o jare..
Mek i stop hia b4 my mama go dey cry say im son don madt cos of love

na me ur ogbonge love mugu lala dey write to u from d ocean floor of love..hia dey dark walayi but i go tanda dey wait for u..i no send!

Una go fear letters ooooooo

Stella_Bella:
My sweetest
Ur leta dey totori all my nervous system
my heart miss one step when I see ur name
U are my poundi and egusi soup with soft ponmo and soaked stockfish
U are my ogbono soup and fresh fish
My peppered snail and small stout
My nwobi and maltex.
my pure water on a hot day
I love u pass police and bribe
I love pass igbo and money
I love pass yoruba and big nyashes
I love you pass hausa and 12 wives
I even love u pass Bini gals and europe

Till we meet. My kpekus will be serviced by others.

baby oku, ur lof tori rich my brain and spinal chord...e swt me sotey i bgn dance alanta on top nepa pole... But y u go cu.m end am in a bad way..y u go dey allow other pple rod to dey service my birthryt...u haf broken,shattered,caterpillared,pieces,useless,boko haramized and bombed my hrt...me wey dey ready to climb seven mountains,swim seven ocean and catch atomic bomb for u?...baby maka y...tot u wia my romeo?...*cries*

badosky
u r one hel of a clown!lalaosky...idowu a.k.a badosky.al na same noni.

kristofa09: badosky
u r one hel of a clown!lalaosky...idowu a.k.a badosky.al na same noni.

For d last time!!!!!!

he bought d last 3 letters 'osky'

na franchising ooooo

2 different people...

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Idowuogbo:

For d last time!!!!!!

he bought d last 3 letters 'osky'

na franchising ooooo

2 different people...

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

n hw much did he pay u?

kristofa09:
n hw much did he pay u?

i paid her in kynd...na her abunna hear ram!...but truly am not badosky jor...am a guy...check my model 6pack pic on my profile naw

lalaosky:
i paid her in kynd...na her abunna hear ram!...but truly am not badosky jor...am a guy...check my model 6pack pic on my profile naw

say u no fit go find any pics online ni?*smh*...same ni!

lalaosky:
i paid her in kynd...na her abunna hear ram!...but truly am not badosky jor...am a guy...check my model 6pack pic on my profile naw

You dey find wahala

kristofa09:
n hw much did he pay u?

u starting to get on nerves

zip it b4 i get rude.