apalemighty01:


SARS AND IPOB are the only things that are not in America. BH= Taliban et all. Fulani herdsmen = drunk white gun loving freaks.

In short. all other things in the list are THERE

I'm always in both places. There is no comparison whatsoever but home is home.
Example: they are now talking about passing a law whereby a police officer who stops or searchs u, besides having probable cause, must also give u a business card with all his info and his station info. Compare to our NPF.

Caseless:
norrin like home for sure.


Well, you've defied "brain drain " and have given it a new meaning; maybe "brain oscillation".


My friend isn't that lucky , and as pro-home as he is, he now wants out.

"Brain oscillation". Epic!

My sister mama gee, if u ask me na who I go ask?

The big lesson here: You can't take anything with u when u go. All that wealth you spent yourself gathering will stay right here when u go just like they were here before u came.

Old

AFONJAPIG:
his death will be a blessing to another man in disguise, old people like this don't suppose to be in forefront of leadership, in US his mates are in old peoples home playing whot and ludo waiting for their time to join their ancestors

Are u related to Lai Mohammed?
Trump is 71 this year

Raiyell:


Are you projecting your behaviour on other people again? I thought TB Joshua prayed out your legion of demons after they caught you deep-throathing a mad man?

Why TBJ now? Just because he is treating your homosexuality doesn't give u the right to lie with his name.

Funny

Ok, how about gain weight

Unlimited22:

Co-sign.
One bottle for you.
Moet

Thanks. Just drank it. Tasty

yeyerolling:
Dodgy man. No one in his family inherited his cars or houses, no one ransacked the abandoned house, built his tombstone before he died. All pointers to juju

How did he pay the juju man? The man was penniless. I don't think it was juju.
Heard his wife and kids are living large and all doing very well.

BankeSmalls:


Please explain, one minute Asiwaju was pushing white powder and a wanted man in the USA and the next minute he was a Governor and political godfather?

As u pointed out, white powder. That's money. Plus from wealthy family. Over to u.

BankeSmalls:


Ezego imported electronics.

Please explain. One minute he was caught in robbery and penniless and disowned by his father, the next minute he was a billionaire before 30.

Beef is a career- boosting gimmick

Good for the stupid fan. Serves him right

Tiwa, no mind the haters joor
Resist giving them the attention they seek
Don't let them distract you
Keep doing your thing

Tiwa, beauty plus brains plus voice

**First and second to comment in case u didn't notice**

God just overbless some people. Take this Tiwa for example. Why can't I be rich and famous like her instead of only being so devastatingly beautiful.

Icecomrade:


Well kool.

Used to be very active on Nairaland in the past.

Currently do more if Twitter.
I recommend that to u. Sure it's not time wasting.
Facebook is a no no

Thanks for the tip

U forgot to call Lalasticlala and mynd44

Sleep is overated

How does this affect the price of garri?

Is charcoal black?

BankeSmalls:


Find out how Tinubu and Dangote make theirs

Drugs and cement respectively. Over to u.

Because they can afford it

Ever found out how he made his money?

I hope u mean $ not naira. Otherwise gerarahia.

Oh ok, u mean in 9ja

Icecomrade:


Create the hashtag on Twitter and add me

I don't do Twitter... or facebook. I'm even thinking of quitting Nairaland once I've calculated it wastes too much of my precious time.

crafteck:


For the first time on nairaland, someone sees social media for what it is, a place to see other people view, a place to learn and a place to teach..not just to blinly force an insight to a situation . More grease to your elbow sir.

The credit goes to u - for being so observant.

Caseless:
this is acerbic and could surely break me down.


I saw one documentary of a Sudanese refugee or an asylum seeker in Israel, and I increased my love for Nigeria even more.

It was like the whole community came out to tell him to leave their country. Every white person out there wanted him out- and he was helpless and lacked what to say to them.

I thank God for Nigeria.

I heard most of your colleagues are leaving Nigeria. Any such plans on our radar?

Nothing like home, unless it is a total war zone.
Oh, me? I go and come as I wish, one of the lucky few.

Caseless:
I was in a vehicle with some foreigners last time somewhere in akwa ibom, we were stopped by some immigration officers who after frisking through the vehicle, identify the foreigners because they couldn't answer the simple question about our state and LG put to us . They were asked to alight , while I sat back like a king.

The feeling was priceless and that can only happen to me in Nigeria.

My accent does not sound different here.

I can fight for Nigeria- trust me.

Exactly. And u can complain and rant as loud as u wish about any perceived problems in the country. Any other place u can't complain too loudly or you'd be asked "why don't u go back to your own country?"

crafteck:
Easy to write all this, guess what? It affects prices,
go and investigate, prices are dropping, as for other things, they were caused by years of bastardization... They are being gradually dealt with

U r right. Every place has some problems. Only that the grass always appears greener on the other side. Ask those who came back from Libya. At least in 9ja u have the priceless advantage of being in your own country, on the ground, settled. Any other place u r "that foreigner" - an outsider with an accent, who is causing all the problems in their counyry, who should go back to her own country and stop "taking our jobs" and driving wages down.