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scantee:
Lol my dear i have some deadline contracts i needs to to do handover soonest, so that is why, but I usually visit NL , but mostly midnights...


How your end na? Your federal Government contractor una, na una de eat am big big

Oya am sending you a PM so that ama link you to one Na.

scantee:
My oga I dey loyal oooo, work just hook me down

hahahaha na only worm na e I know say dey hook person, take am easy with work, take enough rest ooo and am sure nairaland is a sure place to get that comic relief.

Stay cool brother...

scantee:
The op is the reason why we don't give a damm about girls anymore, her type na use and dump.


She will be seeing the money but can't have access to it.

Nonsense.

boss you dey soo, been a while and

the security are working hard since the victim is a soldier. what about other innocent individuals who have been killed in cold blood, who have been mobbed to death and the killers are known. what have been done.

It's easier to castigate and rain abuses on this woman because they killed a soldier, would we have done the same if the victim was a notorious criminal in the neighborhood.

All these barbaric acts happen because we have a failed justice system in most african countries

MEhn this tori get as e be. A lot of inbreeding happen in families now, just that a few are reported.

Yampotatocarrot:
Gtbank blocked usage on their card on bitcoin sites, but u can use t on CEX.io, it goes there.

Bitit doesn't do card verification, just put in your details n u r good to go.... But if u mean Identity verification, now that depends on them, sometimes in 30minutes, other times up to 2days.

UBA has a daily limit of about $3000 for all Nigerians, so d only time u can use d card z around 12:00am, if u use t by say 12:30am, t might not go again cos the limit will have been exhausted as a lot of Nigerians stay awake just to use d limit by that time

All d bitcoin sites I listed work weekends

If your card isn't going, especially if it's Access, contact Access customer service, they'll rectify t for u within 2hours highest

Note: For Access bank, use VISA CARD (ull have to set otp n IPIN), for UBA n Gtbank, usE MASTERCARD

U can also get a prepaid card from UBA n use t, t works

Hope that answers all d questions

CEX SELLS TO NIGERIANS

Would love to discuss with you personally, how do i get accross to you ?

Billyonaire:
They are all mor0ns. I just hope people can study enough to liberate themselves from mental slavery. These politicians are all scammers, they are all yahoo yahoo leaders who steal without caring for the common man, if the jobless boys go into yahooo yahooo and girls go into prostitution just to survive, they are the ones to call for their arrest. You dont know how much i hate people who get into governance when they have nothing to offer.

I wish I have interest in politics.

honestly my brother there is little or nothing you can do even if you are given the platform...

Mehn if I were him, I would damn the consequences and call of the wedding sharp sharp. buh come to think of it, why would a guy cancel a wedding just because of a mere certificate ?

Why because they are deep shit this lady could be keeping in her cupboard, if a lady can lie about something as trival as a certificate, what about more serious issues like genotype, friends, age and the rest of it.

Marriage should be built on truth, the worst I can stand is lie, how would the husband take it when his wife comes back late from work and tell him she got stuck in traffic, would he believe her? if no, now is the time to call off the marriage. A broken relationship remains cheaper and more stress free than a broken or unhappy marriage.

my 2 cents though

I would have easily criticised you for whining about a mere birthday wish that never adds a dime in your pocket, but am sure there are underlying issues that is still missing that you did not tell us.

Act as of you are not worried, make sure even when colleagues query you, you pretend that it didn't get to you, cos with that those missiles will reduce else tighten up your sit belt cos it would rain more towards your direction up to the extent that you could resign.

I have been a victim of office politics and I know how it feels

LadyF da one in a million lady. The realest queen on nairaland.

God's blessings keep coming your your way I pray...

Govt would promote anything to remAin relevant.

FFKfuckedBIANCA:
Mr Acting President Sir, please send a bill to the National Assembly, proposing the restructuring of Nigeria into a confederation of autonomous regions.

Nigga think straight, they would never ever propose that, power is intoxicating. Restructuring Nigeria would take power from them and spread it to the regions.


Besides that, doing that would further empower my brothers wey wan go their separate ways. Ask your self why immediately after the civil war the creation of states to replace the regions was accelerated.

Ag President should please watch his back with these all these unscheduled visits, gotta be careful with these northern mofos before they act something funny. Power must remain in the north according to them

Heard this from a colleague while still in school, the babe carelessly told her guy she was a virgin and all that. Dude picked it up and was all loud with the thing that the bae he is marrying is tear rubber straight from the factory.

Babe had to go fix hymen sottee ma guy been tear leather commot vehicle wey e buy.

Choi na that day I cut cap for woman more especially those innocent looking ones.

Shey una know say na girl wey carry Belle na e don spoil

GoldCircle:
and the salary of the Nigerian worker has remained unchanged!

Businesses and traders pass the rising cost of doing business and production to the consumer. Who will the consumer (Nigerian worker) pass this rising cost to?

..And you want to end corruption abi? It is okay o!

Prepare your PVCs for 2019 people!

Wrong salaries of people have even depreciated , eg civil servants and some bankers. Some have even been laid off their jobs sef

Mcowubaba:
IPOBs have given so many people the courage to keep insulting Igbos, the hide under the mask of speaking against Biafra, to insult the Igbo tribe..

Trolls like IpobExposed, HungerBad etc, derive joy in insulting Igbo people, under the pretense of shaming Biafra.

I have said it before, saying you hate Biafra or IPOBs but you like Igbo people is just plain hypocrisy and stupidity, yes I know not all Igbos support IPOB, but we are still one..

The only reason most of you don't mention Igbo tribe when cursing, is probably due to the Ban you may get, nothing else..

Anyways, the hate is getting Mutual.
You hate us, we hate you..

As Buhari doesn't wish Igbos well, me personally as an Igbo man, I wish him very bad.
IpobExposed don't even have Jamb result ,
I have been an active member of Nairaland for a while, eventually IpobExposed, you go still Taya, no b today matter.

Where is passingshot, Omenka, Pentiumpro, Kestolove95, etc, the are either on lengthy bans or have deactivated or are simply just tired of the whole bigotry and e wars.
Everybody gets tired, Chai I remember Babyosisi, she later deactivated

Choi you don tey for this forum no be small...

[quote author=Sunnycliff post=56684159[b]]Traditional Religion and Christianity, Two Parallel lines![/b][/quote]Honestly but unfortunately majority of people dont seem to care.

pocohantas:
Is a broke guy even supposed to have an ereçtion?

Madam this one na finishing ooooo. Person wey dey busy has lower sexual urge compared to someone who is jobless and less preoccupied

Xda59:
Thanks a lot my brother. It was God that saved me from depression as I never for once thought that it would be another scam because I told him about my past experiences with friends and he vowed that this is completely different. And another thing is, he is over ten years older than me so I saw him both as a friend and mentor because he appeared to be a very sound person with vast business ideas. He also lied to me that his son was born on the same day as me and to be honest, he got me with that lie because afterwards I became attached to his family thinking our meeting was ordained by God not knowing I just swallowed his bait. But it is all good.

As much as you have a pretty fair share in been paid bad for doing good. Please do not quit doing good to people when you can, more especially good that you know wouldnt liquidate or take much away from you

Gee next time get a relationship where the babe is into you. When you flaunt wealth and material things to a lady that doesnt like you, she stays, hang around to see if she can get some small bites from you pending when the idiot comes to his senses.

Please change your stance and opinion though, buh you should know say times are hard. #lol

Got retained in Federal Polytechnic, Bida after my service in 2014. Still there until now. The funny thing is that i never wanted coming to the north in the first place.

Sometimes life is a mystery

MaziOmenuko:
How many people would even accept to work in their place of primary assignment?

Depends on so many factors. like your PPA being a government parastal or a Higher institution. Many stay behind if they are offered the chance to

Seun:
Then it's shocking that their network remains slow. They also block some Nairaland pages for no reason. We need to do something about that.

Aww thought i was just the one that notices that some pages on nairaland doesnt open using glo network. Anyway its good the CEO has come to terms with whats going on.

Buh being a heavy internet user, its not just Nairaland pages that has the issues, some other websites still have that issue with glo networks.

I like the limo design type, how can i get it. Dont making it my ride

Please are there free browsing cheats available now

Xda59:
I have been scammed 12 good times; all by my supposed friends but I swore the 12th one would be the last because that wrecked me completely and I had to start from square one. 2014, One uche from arochuku abia state (who I have rendered financial assistance to uncountable times even when it was not convenient for me) told me he had a BLCO mandate and that he needs about 10 million to facilitate his first trade and promised to pay back any willing investor with interest within 2 weeks. Later on he begged and offered me 30% share of the profit realised from the trade if I can help him source for the funds to facilitate the trade. I thought it was a genuine offer, so I took it upon myself and took him to about three banks where I have friends but they were skeptical about the whole idea and I was even warned that it was a scam but I was hell bent on helping him out of poverty. About that period, I got my US green card and I decided to sell my property on chevron drive lekki so I can give him the money hoping I will get my money back within two weeks as he initially promised. I even gave him my car, a 2005 Honda end of discussion with the hope that it will encourage him to put in everything he has to make the business work in my absence. Behold immediately I touched the US, he transferred the 1o million naira I gave him from the company account we opened into his private account and that was it. The rest is now history, he completely changed and refused to tell me what he did with the money. All he could say when I asked his for my money was "please be patient I will pay you". March 2017 made it the third year and I hear he is back to his poverty stricken lifestyle. He has even sold the car I gave him and now go about on foot. I wanted to get him arrested when I found out he scammed me but I thought about the good times we had when I was in nigeria, his wife and kids and i decided to let it go. One thing is for sure, I will never again in my life have any financial dealings with anybody from Nigeria and the east in particular because all they want is to steal your money. Who knows, he could have poisoned me If I was still in nigeria so he can have the company to himself. He knows he will never in his life meet anybody like me again, and he will remain in poverty until he dies.

Mehn so sorry to hear that.

bizie:
This post has gone viral. I didn't intend it to be so. It was just me having the pre-wedding fun and now it's turn to something else. I just pray that I didn't end up bringing disgrace on Jehovah's name. It's on every major news outlet now. And the Jehovah's witness tagged is what's been use to promote it. Please I need someone with a clear mind and calm tongue to help me under if it was a wrong move...

Nah chill, i dont think it is a wrong, besides people have seen differences(decency & fact that preaching still remain our trademark) between how our pre-wedding pictures are in comparison to what is obtainable around. The only market wey i know say you buy be say you go add extra one or two bags of rice for the wedding matter because you don spark some hungry souls like me wey go come chop you down. Na God save you sef say na north i dey and the timing no go easy for me, else i for come chop you guys down. You know say country hard now, anywhere you see food chop

[quote author=uzuede4 post=56458669][/quote]Thanks dear, hope you are doing good

bizie:
Thanks brother. Which congregation are you?

Ma brother na bamgbara congregation in Niger State na e i dey so. Congrats and ma regards to our bride

riczy:
y blow ha beauty out of proportion, except its my phone!

Nah it is not your phone gee, its me, i know what i posted. The lady is beautiful, these ladies are those that wouldnt be confusing their husbands. look real ugly in the morning when they wake, buh when they are outdoors with all those heavy makeup would make heads roll. Mehn i no want that kind one abeg.

Natural one na e make sense pass, Ma brother been make right selection not forgeting the portability of the lady.

Abeg make una no vex