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Nicepoker:
I can see i need serious attention

Sorry for your ass!

Laveda:
No, sorry sir I don't. . Nd I don't wanna go anywhere.

Ok, remain blessed

Look out for celebrities with your stature and try to dress lie them.
NOTE: I'm nt asking you to go looking for expensive wears like their bt you can dress well with your present wears

Laveda:
No sir.

Ah! Had you have them I want to take you along to paris dis coming weekend

How I wish they (muSlim) could be tranfer to another plAnet so they could practice their faith there.

Laveda:
No big ass. . No big boobs wetin dem see

You get those attributes?

Omo see package! I'm sure na people attention you dey try get.....
So far you are a lady, its a good thing dear sister.
Imagine, some ladies do want such bt couldn't get it. You have no problem, jst go for thanks giving in your church. Hallelujah!

They Perish because they lack wisdom.....

I wish this lady/big sis could marry me. I so much love her

Agathabishen:
Good day house, I have a younger sister who is almost 17yrs. She gave birth to a baby boy june last year, the boy that inpregnated her denied the pregnancy but we rallied around her as a family and bought everything she need and also take care of her and the baby. But just some months after she gave birth she always argue and exchange words with my mum. She will always carry the baby to the baby daddy & stay till around 10pm. She doesn't want to help my mum in the house, I am a poultry farmer & she always steals egg from my farm & takes it to her baby daddy‘s mum. She disrespects me, my mum & my elder brother always. I have alot of dreams for my sister & i wanted her to have a good future but she is already a drop out. Now my mother wants to send her out of the house but i still want her to make good use of her life but she doesn't see it that way.

House what can i do to put her back on track? Thanks

I think she need to learn some lessoN.....I support your mum

Watching from the top of our roof

Nicepoker:
I need your help to find my way back to the mental asylum for total rehabilitation

Since you agreed that you are mad I can only help you contact your family. I'm sure they will help you

Matty33:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, is that all he did? Sorry ehnn, if u've not gotten another one already and you are still searching, in the name of the God I serve u'll secure one between now and Jan 16. All u owe me is to believe and hand over everything to God. Have clean hands and cheat no one within this period and u'll see what happens. Happy Sunday once again.

Thank you bro. I surely believe

I no see grandma face na........pls go nearer and do the needful while I wait for you here

Nicepoker:
u should be ashamed of yourself.

Have you lost your senses again?

marlockj:
Wetin him do you? Whr you a minister or what.

Did he increase the price of your favorite? (Garri)

did he stop you from roaming your favorite street and pick pocket? Your normal (biz )

Did he increase the price of of nacking your favorite ashawo? (nnena )

Weyrey re o!

Matty33:
Bros wetin him do na? A beg forgive am for my sake, him no get problem. Na dey people wey work with am make am look like say him bad, a beg ehhnnn. Happy Sunday.

In fact, I use to love him until the day my appointment(job) was terminated simply because he blocked the road more than an hour.

Amack:
. Hatred ruins in your tribe.

Where is your brain?

Amack:
. Hatred ruins in your tribe.

Where is your brain?

chuna1985:
U can never size up to him.

Back to the sender.

NIGERIALOLoCOM:
Mrs. Rachel Keanibarido Ahmiegbe is not Igbo.

Na igbo joor

shut:
Paris visa Dude

France baby... We could go together right?

Oloriburuku meji

42 years? Ah! ANd you don't even have his picture not to talk of his real name. I will advice you wait till we all meet in heaven

No way for their crocodile agitation......

referandum:
are you trying to be funny cause you miss the point it easy just shut the Bleep up

And who is trying to be funny around you?..... Why nt shut the feep up?

calebo101:
Dem say make meat hands up, Kpomo like you dey raise hand . Slippers nor get size??

Have you lost your brain again?

INDUSTRIALFAN:
Bros no vex o.... which network you dey use? I never submit, u don comment.....

Lol...na mtn

With and without make up

greggng:
I have also found my father but I rejected him cos he was former president gej . I don't want him to transfer all his curse to me. Nigerians hate him.

Better for you cos I just finish sending him some fresh curses

Sarahluv3:
I want to use this opportunity to thank all nairalanders for their care and suport during the search for my father from my previous topic here on nairaland.

on wednessday i created a topic here looking for my father. After receiving so many calls from well wishers and advicers I finaly got 1 call around 11.00pm from my father's brother that my uncle, he said i saw my story and he was just going through it, to his bigest suprise he saw his brother's picture that is my father.

i was very happy i have never been this excited in my life before.

Thnkz to all nairalanders who showed support anf care.

My dearest friend dapaiks who introduced me to nairaland and made the search possible.

seun the founder of nairaland.
lalaticala
Mod
and those i forgot to mention
Thnk u all may God bless you.
Ameen

Testimony time. Pay your thanks giving offering here