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@Medjai
Emotional indeed! That's why he was crying like he was going through menstrual cramps?? There is nothing wrong with Murray crying he's still a kid on the come up but an Agbalagbi like Fed come on it was an embarassment! I don't remember Boom Becker crying

@Dayokanu
Even Caroline Wozniacki at the peak of her pain at the US Open abi which Open be dat wey she wan quench for court did not cry like Federer. At 24 Federer only had 6 grand slams Nadal has even surpassed that so what are you comparing them for? Bearing in mind Fed has been surrounded with mediocres he met his first real test in Nadal and cried like a B!tch. . .

Hehehe the Lakers mean bidness. 3 blocks in a half haha Jesoul start drafting your apology its not Pau now its POW

Rondo knocks down a buzzer beater

@Chamo
Ol boy i'm an average cook but i know i can cook better than 65% of women out there. To be honest my momsie has spoilt me so i doubt i can settle for a horrible cook! She has to be willing to learn at least and she has to absolutely love to cook. Anything other than that her girlfriend would be bringing me meals errday or at least till we are rich enough to employ a chef. I can cook if she's ill sha,real tired or on her birthday

Chamo no mind them dem wan be Boss but dem no wan pay COST

It can only mean one thing: He's trying to hit it and quit and walk off like Big Papi

Wait oh! Why should we even buy a ring? Since we have established that kneeling down and other stuff are unimportant! Why not just march to a registry or Vegas and just get it over with

^^ Yes that is why Federer was sobbing like a b!tch at Melbourne last year when Nadal r@ped him without latex jeez in all my 16 years of following sport that is one of the most pathetic sights i've seen

Hehehehe LWKMD

Vamos Nadal!! Happy birthday! Go and get that French Open and Number 1 spot

@Medjai
Bros abeg make we rest Nadal has beaten Federer at Wimbledon and the Aussie Open! Get back to us when Fed beats Nadal at Roland Garros

I think its all rumors at the mo Wenger would not pay J.Cole 110k per week. Is he going to run on top of water and walk on thin air? If he won't pay his fellow frenchie 80 no way would he pay J.Cole 110 free transfer or not

@Bluediva
Hehehehe. Maga no need pay

Another Wale Adenuga Production: We Are Nothing but Pencils In The Hands of The Creator

Beware of the Boys - Panjabi MC

Land of Five Rivers - Panjabi MC (A on that Bhangra tip)

@Genuflect
I sabi that zones na i been dey go dere wella with some Igbolabi boys wey i sabi but not anymore. And e get one peppersoup joint for Gowon wey i dey enter but some idiots don demolish the place

Its about that time y'all! The greatest rivalry in basketball (Celtics are 9-2 so i don't think rivalry is totally accurate) Lets see if Paul Pierce can get another Oscar for matching his theatrics in Game 1 in the 08 final. Lets see if Kobe can gain revenge,Lets see if Gasol is just Pau or POW!!,Can Artest earn his paycheck and justify the Ariza swap? Would Rondo retire D.Fish for good?

Key stat for the Celts though: Phil Jackson is yet to lose a playoff series when he wins game 1 the record is 47-0

^^ Ehen? Say it ain't so pray tell what is wrong with inflating a man's ego? Is he not your man? Jeez! Don't worry there are a thousand women waiting to do just that

What do compliments do to women? Does it not boost their egos too. Would you not like your man to tell you how great your food tastes,how good you look,how nice that dress or shoe is.

@Dayokanu
No mind them! Thats why Ekaette would continue to get belle till further notice

@Bawomolo
Lol. The future is bleak really bleak. Women now rate their intelligence on their ability not to kneel down for their husbands note not boyfriends oh husbands! even when they are in the wrong or on an extra-special occasion. Let em remember though that that secretary at the office,that waiter at the bar,that teller at the bank,that sexy but single colleague in her mid-30's to early 40's his office is dying to get a chance to not just kneel but do back-flips to show that man what he means to them

@Medjai
Federer didn't catch Sampras in two years! I'm telling you a healthy Nadal would beat Federer and overtake him he has shown that quite a few times now

@Tubabez
Wow so you shoot hoops? Nice. Don't mind Dayokanu mamichula B.Ball is not by height for emphasis just google 'la dunk de la mort' (you should know what that means since you speak a lil french) or 2009 all-star slam dunk contest where a 5'9 Nate Robinson jumped over a 6'11 Dwight Howard to tear the rim. It is the tallest ones that are usually the most stiff i'm sure he would suffer back spasms when you show him some And-1 moves. . .

^^ I swear down! I'm tryna stay alive like Bee Gees!

Keri Hilson (Kai if that girl say make i bleach i go bleach. If she say make i jump i'd ask how high?)

@Chiogo
Kanye spat these lines on Kid Cudi ft Lady Gaga's 'Make her say'

'Born in 88, how old is that? Old enough'

That song came out 09 so apply it to your scenario that should tell you when that time would reach

@Dayokanu
All parties concerned i.e Bluespice and Chiogo know what i'm talking about there's no need for tautology. Hapuya lyke dat

@Dayokanu
My written yoruba is horrible mehn half the time i don't know the tonal marks to use for what

@Chiogo
Don't play coy with me lil mama. I would happily act as a cockblocker till that time reaches

Pachanga - Fabolous

@Chiogo
I hope its not for what i have in mind.

@Chika98
I give women head till they can't stand straight. Its very energy saving

@FL Gators
Oya lets cut the long story short. Do you agree that the MAN is the Olori Oko of the house??

Big fat booty and Juicy T!tties

@Michelin89
What are you on? Its still a sacrifice isn't it afterall some women would rather adopt than go through birth pains

@Chamotex
I think they've already stopped cooking for fellas. Fast food,Indomie e.t.c very soon we would start answering their last names. Na one day everything dey start

Fly or Die - N.E.R.D

@Elpieda
Na shakara oloje jare when they find that dude they would even contort their bodies if they have to. On a serious note though i'm afraid for the future! Very soon women would stop cooking for their husbands sef

@FL Gators
If you can carry your hubbies babies and go through labor pangs for 9months kini big deal about kneeling for your husband on special occasions? You can kneel down for your pastor i'm sure and you expect a man to go on his knees to pop the question so what is the big deal about reciprocating? The man is the HEAD of the house and the sooner girls start grasping that principle the fewer single women we would have around

@FL Gators
Whether you like am or not the man is the Head Honcho the Big Kahuna the Mariano of the Mariott the Grand Daddy Blazin of any house. Oba o le pe meji laafin

Lap Dance - N.E.R.D

Maybe - N.E.R.D

@Bawo
I am not even too particular about ma woman getting on her knees except when she wants to use her medulla oblongata on me of course but i'm just suprised at the ignorance of some girls here no sensible man would want you on your knees 24/7,365 and 366 in a leap year but on a few special occasions why not? Its this empty pride that drives men into the arms of other women and that is when 'Nigerian Men are Wicked' 'My Ex was the Anti-Christ' 'Men are Heartless' threads get created by every Kim,Sue and Sally on NL and beyond! The annoying part is the average Naija woman would happily grovel and kneel for her pastor but won't do so for her husband. Ain't that about a b!tch?