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Child SUPPORT fun omo ale. This oyinbo people sef.

Which help do u need? Abi I want us to help u to go and prostrate in the village ni?
U have gotten her pregnant so the only logical thing ti o is go and ser her parents and get married.

Some threads that I see on nairaland are freakin funny.
abeg visit ur nearest dstv ofis.

PELE I guess ur previous relationships havent worked that's why u said LOVE aint real.
Am pleased to inform that it exist and if u eventually fall in love u will understand.
Secondly, Val is not just for those in relationship. U can celebrate it with even ur family. Just try to make someone smile just like I said in ur post.
and yes I have been broken a million times and wen I was not lookin I found love and I hapi today.
so keep ur mind open

Its gooood he finally decided to tell u. Its beta to move on even though its tough but decisions have to be made. Talk to him one more time and ask if things can possibly get to its former state and if he is willing to make it work but if he is just givin excuses abeg MOVE ON.

A broken relationship is beta than an uhappy marriage.

Wetin concern you with date of delivery?
U should have kuku asked her how often her hubby shags her na!
Only my man needs to know that kind of info.
you be real APROKO

It takes a very strong and loving woman to do this. I hail d woman. No be small thing to donate o. I just pray that the surgery goes well.

Its not a reason to divorce her but why would she still a blackberry. Foolish woman. If am d man I will show her pepper but wont divorce her sha.

One clueless guy gave me ONE SINGLE STEMMED ROSE.
i wonder wat he expects me to do wit it. Mschew

We seriously have comedians in nairaland, u need girlfriend abi?
How old are u?
wat do u do 4 a living?
lets start wit dat. And y do u desperately need a girlfriend.

This is wat Yorubas call Orisirisi. Na only u see all this things and u came back d same. May God forgive u.

If ur hubby does not agree dat his cousin should leave d house then there is absolutely nothing thay u can do about it.
So u beta stop worryin urself and get used to been around d guy or find a way to makee ur hubby see reasons wit u.

Eh yah u sound so desperate for this drug. Abeg na God dey do pikin but if u still want to buy it go to any of this big pharmacies.
I once bought it at pharmacare in festac its btw 1500 and 2k. I didnt get preggers afta it so I ve decided to just take easy because I was so anxious.
Right now, am just prayin it happens dat soon. Goodluck dear.

Pretend that I am asleep so that I can hear my mum n sister gist. (gbeborun)
Sleep under our living room seatee on monday mornings so that I wont go to sch.
sneak out of the house so that I can go n play outside
pretend to faint wen mum beats me too much

Nothing wrong when its just a few pictures but wen its like ten pictures thats MUCH.

I would never ever try to change them.
My mum is so selfless n caring. She was very strict while we were growing up but now am older n I see her in a different light. I love her so much. She is always concerned about her children. Mama ni yen.
I wouldnt change my Dad too, he pampered us silly but died too early. If I can change anything it would be for him to still be alive.
My people, cherish ur folks wen you still have them

I sleep on any side but prefer the edge cos I wake up to pee in d middle of the night. If u both like sleepin at d edge then put ur beg in d middle of d room. Plus are u scared ur gf will fall from d bed ni?

And u re not even married sef. I will tell ur girlfriend's Dad.

HATERS MAKE UNA PARK WELL. GET SOMETHING BETA TO DO ABEG.

Its probably for a movie role cos there's no way he'll use a cult pix as bbm dp.
No one is that stupid.

We have alot of romantic women here. Hmmmmmmm I wish my hubby celebrates val but he just doesnt but i'll get him sometin maybe that will ginger him in years to come .
Ve stolen alot of ideas tanx to all the wonderful peeps hia.
As for the person that suggested a lap dance (that one no dey ooo).

Abeg where is the church oooooooo cos I must buy my own Aston Martin next month

Hmmmmm. Those little things that will do definitely matters.

Mindependent: Ahhh this vals will not kill me o so because of this day na my boyfriend no 3 just call me now to tell me he thinks we should go on break of the relationship dat he needs time to analyse himself hmmmm naija men sha atleast I have 11 others so it's all good sha, ladies better have backup o don't say I no warn you

11 more ke u wan build football team ni?

This is a very LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way to go.
@Op, how many of this do u sincerely do?

Dis one no be hair again na. Dis is WAHALA!!!
Even if she gets cartons of hair products for free the stress of maintainin d hair will be too much. How does she sleep sef.

SERIOUSLY
Bros, u no serious o. Is she the only girl left on the planet?
Orisirisi

Is he not human abi person no go chop wetin him like again?

Did u guys even look at the date on the magazine cover? Dat edition was in 2009 and her marriage to that guy did not even last up to a year.
She is now with one Yoruba guy who was once married to a yoruba actress.
#okbye

sweetkevisco: I never denied,am gay.

Good 4 u but leave wizkid alone. If he's gay na him yansh go burst.
sorry 4 this gay guys, aren't u scared it can harm ur anus.
Anyway adult diapers dey town

Depends on ur relationship with dem. I dont call my in laws often cos dey dont call either so its wen I remember them.

@op, abeg go and park well
Did u bleep wizkid plus wat were u also doin at the party.
Mchew

I like ur babe she quickly SHAKARA u cos she knows u are a SHARP GUY.
LOL.
seriously, wat will u do if she starts liking one very hot guy's pix?