From the few years ave spent on NL ave come to realize that all nairalanders are respectfully, they dont beat their wife, the females dont sleep around, they r in good terms wih their MILs , they dont fight nor cause comotion.

Sometimes i think, maybe the people i see around me everyday are from a different world from NLers.

Perfect people make una carry go

Funny enough, the way i dey happy my popsy they think say na me dem invite for ts.

#dancing azonto

This news sweet pass my mama soup!!!

Hehehehe
#march 28 peeps, we are almost there.

Why should a bank that is onsale be recruiting?

enough of the quarrels e don do.

all of us go enter db, no matter what. i know people that have neva heard of nairaland and completed their recruitment process successfully. so take a chill pill and relax. [size=20pt]what will be will be[/size]

am a lag 2nd interview hopeful, and just came to knw of this thread today. and all i can say is its well. see u guys in TS
*unfollowing*

But ciwi, as we didnt sign document specifing non disclosure, does it matter? And how would the Hr figure out the real names form the various user names?

i still dont think posting possible resumption dats breaks any non disclosure lawlaw

we are just being unnecessary scared, cos we need the job

Northernbelle: Congrats to evry1 who passed d 2nd level interview and to those that didn't make it tho its sad bt dis shuld nt make u relent keep tryin and God will surely crown ur effort... I lyk d fact dat ders alwys sumtin new to read on dis tread.una weldone oooh

See diamond bank wan kill me wif high BP jst got a text nw from 'Diamond@' I wey I don dey happy say finally ooh dey have called on us the last borns. Only to see 'dear customer due to ungoing maintenance ebanking services are not fully available.....'Lwkmd

abeg no get BP yet ohh, life na jeje

my own be say my phone don torn my bestfrnd, am neva witout it, iits battery is neva down. Then not to forget d daily dose of this thread, one check in d mornig, one in d afternoon and anoda @ nite. Lol

Na scam no boda,
i got the same thing last year, but the name na agip.

mine was that i didnt hav hse llevel 3 so i calles the so called henry of HR. Thats when d money talk entered. My dear just forget them

Sploofic: i did my sister. But yet anoda friend didnt. Having to wait for so long, all ur hopes up, not so keen to apply 4 jobs elsewhere coz u believe u have one already, possibly told all ur friends dat u'd get a job soon. Mean is an understatement my sister. But we must soldier on. I knw God has a reason 4 everytin. We've heard of pple who got jobs and died on their way to resume. Possibly God is averting dat or preparing a better package dan wat we hoped on.

i actually tot the 2nd interview was a walk tru, if i say am not scared then i lie. I even remember confidently telling my dad that ave got the job that the only problem is time (d wait). But nw i think that confidence just grew wings.

@least nw i knw, its realy not certain till i get ts invite.

Sploofic: i'm still in shock & depressed boss. We're not giving up sha. God has a reason 4 evrytin.

u didnt make it? I heard they were mean at the 2nd interview but this is beyond mean. After all dese long wait?

now a scared

Jayjuice:


Thanks for the resp...its actually lagos state Min of Edu,just got the job offer nd im also a TS hopeful,dats y i asked for candid opinions.....

You need to realy consider ur decision well, personally i would go with diamond bank, but if u want job security i think the min will do that better than the min, amd i also heard that wit govt jobs u can combine businesses, i dont think diamomd would give u that time.

again with diamond u will be paid x2 of whateva the min wil pay (min dont pay well, they r mot on the same salary structure wit other parasatals)

bot wih db u will work for ur money and there is also a chance that u might end up a marketer .

anyway choose wisely

networkgenuis:
You have a poor network ma'am
Go to settings and change the video display to Software Rendering (SR)

yea right, the same poor network that lets me wath sylba tv perfectly. I hear u

I finanaly downloaded it. Bur its disappointing considering d hype it got here. It has good channels but most arint playing amd the buffering is annoying

I kept waiting for the humour to Start,
i read from start to finish

still i dont find it funny

ufuosigho: Am an owerri TS hopeful and at my present place of work i need to give 1 month notice to my employer before resigning. Should i go ahead to give the notice of resignation now or still wait since am not too sure of when owerri TS hopefuls would be called? Pls i need advice from the house ASAP. Thanks

two words : dont resign

cindynich: how did u freshen up

lol
i had a place in lekki where i could freshen up

rubyno: Since nobody is ready to offer help can smbody @ least give me land so dat i go carry my house come put der?

where did u stay during ur first interview and test? If u dont have money for hotels u can do what i do ,

i usually take nigt bus, get there the morning of interview, do my interview then take anoda nite bus the same day.

thats y i was asking y u want to stay a week.

btw as u no get where to stay for lag hw u go do trainig school? Or does db give temp accomodation?

rubyno:

Yea, I god my invite. All tnx to Almighty. Pls, fellow Diamonds, i hv sm issues withh accommodation. Staying a week in a hotel no be beans o. So, pls, a roof over my head will be appreciated. Plssss o

a week? Y do u need a week?

I tried downloading ustv from play story and it keeps telling me package is invalid can anyone send me d raw apk file?

I use techno f7 , 4.1.2 kernel version

i tried downloading from Google and got d same error abeg make una help wit apk

kemzole: In Unilag where i did my test, we were told not to click the submit button unless we were through with the test.CBTs are desisgned to submit on their own when the time elapses(except if workforce is an exception), this is neither the 1st nor the 2nd CBT i have done and i got results without having to submit.It is NOT logical for u to compare a paper based test to a CBT.

Please tell them, I don't see hw CBT can be compared to paper test, they are too different . Irrespective of if u click submit or not. Once or time is off ur paper is automatically submitted.

I Neva understood the hype about that book, after all d over hyping I went and acquired the 3 of them. But only succeed in reading 50 shades of grey. I guess romance books lovers would love d movie. As for me I'll pass

If I post houses in my village u people will just tag me hater. Lol. Nice thread tho

make_it_rainy: Nairaland now our daily pills, 2times in d morning when u wake up, one tablet afta lunch, another one before sleeping

lol
u prescribed it right!!!!

Kirinwa:

You're an Angel you know that?Thanks a bil.

ure welcome

benpuzzy: @Kirinwa, dey have almost all d e-currency available. U can also do d funding via there representative here in naija, though this method takes atmost 1 working day also if ur profile is not fully verified, u cant withdraw more dan 3000 dollar per month and u're free to have more dan one account.

yes true, if u have not verified ur profile u will not be able to withdraw more then $3000 in a month. but it doest affect me say, na small small money i get

Kirinwa: You mean you fund and withdraw in naira?Does the money translate to dollar in your account?What's their Naija Rep. contact?

if u go to their page u will see their reps, they are two, i use the lady cos she is faster. yes it translates to dollar in my account, and ave never made a deposit or withdrawal that took more then 2 hours to reflect(maybe cos na small money i dey do). they sell at 169naira per dollar