₦airaland Forum

TheMensch:
Bahrain my dream workplace...

Oga abeg explain why you said there's no freedom there abeg...cuz this is my next move

There is now human harvester in the MIDDLE EAST be careful

Na every year she de born. Congratulations to her

Josbreed:
For simplicity of pronunciation:
1. Alias /eilias/
2. Cause /koz/
3. Champagne /shampein/
4. Crescendo /krishendow/
5. Debris /Deibri/
6. Deborah /dehbra/
7. Leopard /lepa:d/
8. Magi /meijai/
9. Machete /masheiti/
10. Myrrh /murrr/
11. Oesophagus /isofagvs/
12. Pizza /pitsa/
13. Plumber /plvmer/
14. Tsetse fly /tsetsi or tsitsi flai/
15. Chef /shef/
Hope y'all gerrit.

Thanks man. In my own calling of Deborah "deboraaaah"

Enuguguy:
I planned to marry in 1st week of November 2022 and bring my wife to UK immediately with me
When do I suppose to start my visa application
NB..we don't have any marriage certificate yet
Nairaland help a brother

Once again brother. Love your woman and help her concerning every document but marry her before doing anything. God bless and Yearly Strengthen your Union in the Mighty Name of JESUS CHRIST.

My suggestions are not to harm you but just to support you bro

cooooooks:
A good person won't feel dehumanized by such a letter??

She may be dehumanised but if she has good motive of the relationship she wouldn't have issue with it

joemag:
I packed into my current accommodation five months ago. The house is kind of face me I face neighbourhood.
A few days after, I discovered that the room adjacent to mine was housing a pastor and his wife.
It never took time before I started relating with them because they were very friendly and sometimes the wife would pressure me with their food.
After about three months of my staying in the house, I discovered that I have developed an unusual liking for the pastor's wife.
I have tried a couple of times to stay away from her but I am beginning to notice that the feeling is mutual because I have been receiving a lot of green signals from her recently. She caresses my shoulders at any slight chance.
The problem is I have vowed not to have anything with a married woman yet my emotions are killing me daily.
Please I need your advice on what to do.

Please kindly dig your grave yourself before you go because nobody will help oo.

While not think of finding your own wife but pondering on another man's wife that she's giving you green light which will turn black light when yawa gas

kenzysmith:
Yesterday I went to drink 4 horse energy drink for sex I drank d whole bottle and I invited a gal in my area to my friend place for action as I was waiting for her arrival I notice my cheat was heavy and my heart was pounding faster . my phone rang and I look at it was the gal I picked up the phone and she told me she is at the area I discribe for her I quickly rush to get her. When I saw her she was putting on a mini gown in an deadly figure8 shape in my mind today na today. Mind u my friend traveled so I cN do what ever I like, but I was taken her in rubbing her back my heart begging to pound I gave her juice I gave her my phone I put xvedio for her ex to be watching . my mind was telling no I shouldn't sex today but my dick was saying yes I put my hand around her shoulder she quickly drop the phone unzip my shut bring out my dick and start sucking it. Now my chest became now heavy then I was ready to start fucking in my mind suddenly in my mind I held 3 dogs barking one in front of my door, 2 out the window . I told her to stop I look at the window and I notice the dogs were looking straight to my direction barking. I open d door d dog I saw was not barking at anything just face my door direction and was barking. At this rate I was becoming weak and d pains in.my chest was increasing she wanted to continue her love making I told her no
That she should go and buy me peak milk and I drank it and a lot of water. I would have continued with the sex but I held about stories how men who took sex enhancers died here on nairaland news . I Thank Almighty for my life

Is time for you to give your life to Christ. Please those dogs see your spirit man ,which ordinary eyes can see. Please met God one on one to plead for mercy.
Note
An Angel can come in any form so God used those dogs to save your life

OnionBandit:
dumb

The way you call Buhari dumb .he had already carried and given his physical bandits your father's inheritance. Peace I live with you

Juleeee:
Just like that she will just live him?
How delusional are you or how stupid are the little girls in your life?

Have you ever travelled outside Nigeria before? You're still a baby girl. But on a serious note please love your husband and cherish him when you get there. May you never be negative example, which we already had so many issues like this.

Zoharariel:
I agree completely with your write up. Once you take any married Nigerian lady abroad, they instantly turn to tiger.

I cannot count the number of Nigerian men abroad who have been jailed (some committed suicide afterwards) for shooting or killing their inglorious, stubborn & ungrateful wives after they were taken abroad and turned into a mountain tiger.

Life is full of unintended consequences both good & bad for everybody, so - I would rather learn from other people’s mistakes & misfortunes than others learning from mine.

Great word from you. The experience that I have I try to share a little with him. One of my cousins is in a dilemma now. Wife was given the two children without him seeing them but to send upkeep. They even gave him miles to walk with from the place the wife reside

Jovialjune1:
One thing about most of you here is that, in your little enclave, you'd type thoughtlessly and yet think you are right, this post is not even intelligent in the first place because a Judge will throw the daft and nonsense signed trash and start by sharing everything 5050 first, before dividing everything based on who earns more

Now if the Ops wife goes over there, Providence smiles on her and she becomes the wealthy spouse, and during divorce the court says she is to pay spousal support to the husband, would you also say she should have done all the nonsense you typed beforehand regardless of what the court says

Can you please met Buhari to answer your questions

Lexusgs430:
Whatever anyone signed would be discarded by the courts...... So don't bother......

Sharing of assets, in terms of separation..... Starts at 50/50 ......

Regarding the children, a judge would decide what is fair, considering the interest of the children.........

Don't bother.......

I smile.

Enuguguy:
That's not the information I'm looking for from you
Your statement is diversionary

OK no problem sir. When she reach UK she go japa leave you without anything

Why not wait till you marry her before you start the process. Then she bears your name

Make her sign a written document that
1. If she purpose to leave you in UK you are entitled to the Children on the said document write that " I am not fit enough to withstand the problems of the Children and don't need them around me"

2. Every of your assets and finance wouldn't be shared between both that "am ready to go for free"

Noted !!! Don't tell her about this info but give her to sign that is part of the document she'll needs to get there.

Another method for her to sign without she noticing what she is signing.

Type the following agreement document with all the wordings in it and the signatures both of you right and left side. Then input two witnesses from both families.

Then start this method.

After typing the following headings leave it blank without any inputs then go down to put the signatories . Same pattern
The headline should be in your own surname e.g your name is John book while she is ciara don. Your headings MOST be AGREEMENT BETWEEN JOHN AND CIARA BOOK.

I am giving you the experience of what my cousin went through.
In addition: they even gave my cousin Miles to walk with from where the useless girl and my cousin's children reside.

Note!
Not all women are same but pray that God should help you remove those who may want to separate both of you by fire. Go with your love of your life. Ijeoma

coolie1:
My budget is 140k who's interested?

Until you buy stolen items you'll know that police is not your friend. If safety is expensive try ignorance

novia22:
Hmmmm it's shocking this issue is even debated. This is not your father or your WIFE'S father we are talking about here, it's Girlfriend!
You are not responsible for any of them until you are married to her.
Doesn't the man at that age have his own friends to take him in?
To me, it shows a level of irresponsibility oooo.
Turn this table round, can your Girlfriend house your mother?
I just feel it's a bad idea and I can bet you your parents will not buy the idea hence you bringing it here for us to advice you.
If you want to help, help from afar. Support them with money for rent. Don't bring him to your home ooo. You will not like the outcome.

galantjoe:
Take him in and thereafter get a room apartment for him. Or you can reconcile him with his wife.

Goodluck.

Two methods given to you hear.

Assist him in renting a room or
Reconcile him with his wife

Some of these fishes were cut by ilaje people in my area in mile12/owode.ay the Lord console and have compassion on them

CamelCase:
Dear Naira Gurus.

I just embarked on this journey to get a 2006 Toyota sienna in Ogun state.
I'd be needing an inspection engineer, as mine failed me. Anyone who is in Ogun state should please indicate.

Whish me lucks.
It's 6:12am and I just moved from warri

Specified the area you going to. That's d location if Ijebu Ode let me know

pleasureosondu:
Completed Voter's registration in the South South has improved. Lagos and Osun is impressive while Anambra and Ebonyi needs to keep up the pace. But I still don't understand how Borno State has a high volume of online voters registration.

Modified

Delta, Edo and Bayelsa States, I hail una o

Borno has high numbers of registered voters due to high numbers of boko haram members and Nigers

Robisky001:
Where are they selling 5h meat??

Yes is possible. Here in Mil12 you can get it

gloryhomemaker:
Yes please am in Lagos.

Thank you.

How much are the packages . And from which location

If you stay in lagos let me know because you can help me do some packs of this. Nice

Nova1982:
Hi niaralanders,

I've been experiencing this for a while now but now I'm tired and sick of it.

Please is there any medication I can get for it?

Apply original honey on it regularly

Klass99:
My co-specialist, you made me smile. Cos you know what I am talking about.



No, I just like to keep it real

When your nipple they always stand. Hope you are married? because watimagbo

I'm still trying to search for sachet melo .
Them don whitewashed zombie dem

Klass99:
So.....leg and waist dey pain you people, but una always want to knack. Somebody cannot even cuddle you people small to watch TV together, your gbola must rise and the next thing is to start pushing for knack .

Specialist

doctokwus:
That's umbilical hernia.
With the constant pain she is having it means the intestine that is causing the hernia is either twisting or getting entangled in the small space of the sac you are seeing.
Yes,it's supposed to close but since your niece's own hasn't by now with the debilitating symptoms she is having,it should be operated upon before it gets strangulated leading to more serious problems.

I haven't seen your comment b4 commenting never knew it was hernia. Pls Op do the needful

I'm not a doctor but if the real doctor says surgery is the next in action then pray it comes out successful. I went to Ijede General Hospital last year saw children between 2-10yrs did hernia surgery successfully without any complications even appendix surgery. I advise you to use a better and reliable GENERAL HOSPITAL. May the healing power of God heal your Niece in JESUS NAME.

foryourmindok:
Shut up. You always know the problem of others while your entire land is being wiped out by bandits.

Cow.

I'm not your problem face your useless politicians who had destroyed your memory to think in good directions. Besides I haven't stay or go through the route you tag me with neither from there. I remain neutral, I am not as you bigoted(tribal lord) children as you. Chukwugoziegi

The problem of the South East is from the some Eastern elite and the evill or occult ones. I stayed in Aba( ukwa East) they don't want to see your progress na to find ways to demote or destroy everything about the person. Just like my brother's friend. He came back to Nigeria to sort out his family lands d next thing is giving him different types of sickness .

solablings:
I need a neatly used naija car.

Preference: Toyota
Budget: 750k

Maybe u go to seme/coutonu

natakin:
I just realised that any time i switch on my vehicle AC, it over heats...i have checked the entire cooling system and they are fine (100 percent)...i drove all day under heavy traffic jam without the AC on and everything is fine but once i switch on the AC it begins to over heat.

Can any body advice on the likeable cause?

The vehicle is Honda Civic.........

Sample: tell your mechanic to remove the thermostat from the engine. Do not change the fans unless if they're not working fine.
If the problem persist then go for bigger radiator to replace the one in the car