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Phones / Re: Know More About Your Infinix Note 4 Pro, Dudes, And Maximise Its Functions by Abanicwise(m): 10:30am On Sep 24, 2017
I know I can screened video, three fingers slide down screen shot and more
Phones / Know More About Your Infinix Note 4 Pro, Dudes, And Maximise Its Functions by Abanicwise(m): 10:27am On Sep 24, 2017
If you feel up to knowing more about your new Infinix Note 4 pro and the xpen, or you feel you know even more about the phone, then let set the ball rolling.
What and what can you do with your Infinix Note 4pro that you think others can not, don' t be stingy with your expertise,dude....lets spit it out......... kiss kiss kiss
Politics / Re: Isiaka Adeleke's Corpse Being Buried In Osun (Photos) by Abanicwise(m): 2:53pm On Apr 24, 2017
thorpido:
Money is spent for the 7th day and 40th final burial ceremonies anyway.









Islam forbids even that, those that does that followed either the deceased desire, their own desire or ultimately their culture to celebrate either 7th or 40th day , but definitely not Islam.
Islam forbids that...no proof of celebration after death in islam scripture.
peace unto you.
Politics / Re: Isiaka Adeleke's Corpse Being Buried In Osun (Photos) by Abanicwise(m): 2:49pm On Apr 24, 2017
[quote author=thorpido post=55869582]Money is spent for the 7th day and 40th final burial ceremonies anyway.[/quote

Islam forbids even that, those that does that followed either the deceased desire, their own desire or ultimately their culture to celebrate either 7th or 40th day , but definitely not Islam.
Islam forbids that...no proof of it in islam scripture.
peace on you.
Politics / Re: Isiaka Adeleke's Corpse Being Buried In Osun (Photos) by Abanicwise(m): 2:39pm On Apr 24, 2017
celestialAgent:


Actually they do, but I wont call it wastage. They celebrate in a in a big way if the deceased was old. The only difference is that they don't make a big deal out if burying the dead body. But they make the best 8th day celebration, killing cows, calling big musicians all in celebration of a fulfilled life of the deceased. But in this case, I doubt if their will be any cos the man is not that old.


You are not totally correct, dude, believe me, those that does that don't follow the teaching of Islam but they follow yoruba culture.
The true doctrine of islam treat all dead the same way both old and even a day old, soul is soul whether young or old, there shouldn't be any celebration of any sought except mourning.
Islam don't allow throwing up parties for the dead, but yoruba culture do.

So, we have to differentiate culture from Islam.

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Religion / Re: 136 Christians Convert To Islam In Kwara State by Abanicwise(m): 11:32pm On Jan 27, 2016
tpiar:
Any short bio of acadip?

ACADIP mean Academy of islamic propagation headed by Malam yusuff Adepoju ,a muslim scholar who knows bible offhand and has reveal various contradictions, expunge and lies in more than 50 different bibles, he is a theology comparative lecturer who lectures both muslims and christains, he had achieved alot in making christian seing the many deceptions in the christianity religion , many christian converts themselve after seeing the truth and light.

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Phones / Re: List Of Phones Receiving Android Marshmallow Update This December by Abanicwise(m): 10:14am On Dec 10, 2015
NOBODYY:
who cares?? Have you ever operated on a blackberry priv or passport before undecided Team blackberry all the way cool cool
I just threw out a chinese laughter....#Backwardnever. grin[quote author=NOBODY
Phones / Re: List Of Phones Receiving Android Marshmallow Update This December by Abanicwise(m): 10:00am On Dec 10, 2015
NOBODYY:
Wetin concern aiye with Android?? undecided

#TeamBlackberry

That buttress the fact that "Aiye" is still living in the past......probably "Aiye" is still wandering in the starved/limited world of Blackberry.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Pictured From Behind Running To Get Things Ready 4 GMB's Chatham Outing by Abanicwise(m): 7:37am On Feb 27, 2015
Trut:
WHO IS FOOLING WHO ??

STUPIDITY is when you go to London to campaign for people without PVC.

MUMU is when you go to London and failed to come back with the acclaimed Cambridge certificate.

MUGU is when you did not go to school and forged a certificate and come online to say Sai Buhari.

FOOLISHNESS is when you have been shouting "Up NEPA!!!'' since you were born but expects GEJ to become a magician within 4 years.

AKPOS is when you read day and night to get a certificate and still want a semi-illiterate to rule you.

419 is when Buhari said he borrowed 27 million naira for presidential form but Buhari's wife donate drugs worth 135 million naira to displaced persons in Yola.

DON'T BE DECEIVED!!! THINK TWICE BEFORE
YOU VOTE.

GEJ is the MAN




Copycat............When u copycat next time always give credit to where u copied from.......Except u r DUNCAN MIGHTY............MPTCHEEEW.

Attached is the true tweet, the observers.

Crime / Re: Cultist Killed In Ilorin(viewers Discretion) by Abanicwise(m): 2:17am On Feb 20, 2015
olamonsor2:
He never remember the son of whom he his.

of whom he was.......he is late now, dude.
Politics / Re: Prof. Yemi Osibanjo Clears The Air About APC Kano Rally Photo He Tweeted by Abanicwise(m): 7:48am On Jan 21, 2015
EhiJeremiah:
The running mate of GMB of the All progressive Congress Prof. Yemi Osibanjo who tweeted a photo of their Kano rally that turned out to be Rev. Bonke's crusade photo, generating sentiments on social media has now cleared the air in his recent tweet.

" A little relieved to hear the last image isn't Kano right now, I was beginning to worry about the heat :-) Kano wants #Change"


"I have to stress hear, that some of the pictures we get are sent by you, the Nigerians on the steering. Again thank you. #Change. "

I guess ur critic mind is blurring ur vision and mind, the correct use of english in the Prof
. Osinbajo tweeted expression "I have to stress HERE" was just the word used. Where did u get ur own HEAR in his expression, abeg.?
The "HERE" in the expression is talking about place and not Organ (HEAR)

Politics / Re: Prof. Yemi Osibanjo Clears The Air About APC Kano Rally Photo He Tweeted by Abanicwise(m): 7:37am On Jan 21, 2015
EhiJeremiah:
The running mate of GMB of the All progressive Congress Prof. Yemi Osibanjo who tweeted a photo of their Kano rally that turned out to be Rev. Bonke's crusade photo, generating sentiments on social media has now cleared the air in his recent tweet.

" A little relieved to hear the last image isn't Kano right now, I was beginning to worry about the heat :-) Kano wants #Change"


"I have to stress hear, that some of the pictures we get are sent by you, the Nigerians on the steering. Again thank you. #Change. "

I guess ur critic mind is blurring ur vision and mind, the correct use in the Prof
. Osinbajo tweeted expression "I have to stress HERE" is just what the word used. Where did u get ur own HEAR in his expression, abeg.?
Politics / Re: Buhari 'Not Sorry' For 1983 Coup: Does Corruption Justify Military Action? by Abanicwise(m): 10:00pm On Jan 20, 2015
Bullshit democracy that is full of corruption.
I will rather go for coup/military Govt. that is willing to curb corruption, ensure equity and provide succur to the poor than a useless democracy that only promote corruption and pauperize it citizen.

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Phones / Re: Wiko Phones Launched In Nigeria (Pictures) by Abanicwise(m): 12:49pm On Oct 27, 2014
Na how much, abeg?
Politics / Re: LASG Reinforces Ban On Roadside Sale Of Rams by Abanicwise(m): 2:09pm On Sep 30, 2014
UchihaMadara: So ram is being sold by the road side?

I thought all these goats, deers, rams and antelopes I usually see on driving by were all escapees or maybe some peoples pets. They walk around with so much swagger, some don't even pay any mind to me when I'm blowing my car horn for them to truncate their majestic gait and quickly cross the road.

Also Oga Fash, are you banning ram because of the way they were eating Atiku's poster?

Please, temper justice with mercy!

Oga ,thank u, now we know, but u forget to write ur motor registration number, so dat we can easily identify it with u . cool
UchihaMadara: So ram is being sold by the road side?

I thought all these goats, deers, rams and antelopes I usually see on driving by were all escapees or maybe some peoples pets. They walk around with so much swagger, some don't even pay any mind to me when I'm blowing my car horn for them to truncate their majestic gait and quickly cross the road.

Also Oga Fash, are you banning ram because of the way they were eating Atiku's poster?

Please, temper justice with mercy!

Oga ,thank u, now we know, but u forget to write ur motor registration number, so dat we can easily identify it with u .
Phones / Re: Airtel Finally Ends 4gb Bis 1+1 Offer by Abanicwise(m): 1:36am On Sep 18, 2014
Its all rip off.......mptcheew
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome's Wife Files For Divorce Over Adultery by Abanicwise(m): 2:11am On Aug 30, 2014
evegran: Wow! I hope this is not true. Cause I'm always touched by his preaching and his books are wonderful(a simple way of understanding and communicating with God effectively). I read his books every week. I refuse to believe this!


The earlier u wake up from ur slumber to
reality, the better for u......Oyakhilome no be
human?, he was first human before he
became pastor, abeg.
You will get a perfect Answer to dis in
Exodus 21:10........God know us more dan we
know ourself, abeg....... If d wife allegation is
actually found to be true, then he was only
keying in to what d Bible exodus says, but
he is doing it in a very illegal and unGodly
way, so, he shld just man up and stop
playing hipocrisy........God does not like
hipocrisy...........And if u need further prove,
Mathew 5:17 comfirm what was written in
Exodus 21:10......
I can't laugh ,abeg.

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome's Wife Files For Divorce Over Adultery by Abanicwise(m): 2:10am On Aug 30, 2014
[quote author=evegran]Wow! I hope this is not true. Cause I'm always touched by his preaching and his books are wonderful(a simple way of understanding and communicating with God effectively). I read his books every week. I refuse to believe this! [/quote

The earlier u wake up from ur slumber to reality, the better for u......Oyakhilome no be human?, he was first human before he became pastor, abeg.

You will get a perfect Answer to dis in Exodus 21:10........God know us more dan we know ourself, abeg....... If d wife allegation is actually found to be true, then he was only keying in to what d Bible exodus says, but he is doing it in a very illegal and unGodly way, so, he shld just man up and stop playing hipocrisy........God does not like hipocrisy...........And if u need further prove, Mathew 5:17 comfirm what was written in Exodus 21:10......
I can't laugh ,abeg.
Education / Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by Abanicwise(m): 8:35am On Aug 23, 2014
Bros, wetin nah.......e never reach dat..............Can't stop laughing

tensazangetsu: people's future wives fucking another guy and suckin.g his dick for years if i ever get married let me drop dead
Education / Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by Abanicwise(m): 8:34am On Aug 23, 2014
tensazangetsu: people's future wives fucking another guy and suckin.g his dick for years if i ever get married let me drop dead
Jokes Etc / Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Abanicwise(m): 8:26am On Aug 23, 2014
Abatemtem: Prevention is better than cure.Look @ d case of d discharged doctor that later died after being declared free from the virus.So I won't blame them for fleein

Which doctor is dat, abeg, expatiate further.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Best Times To Make Dua (supplication) by Abanicwise(m): 8:11am On Aug 23, 2014
Jazakalah khairan.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Weirdest Question You Have Ever Been Asked In An Interview by Abanicwise(m): 1:00am On Aug 18, 2014
KillerBeauty: Last month i went to an interview in one small company for a office secretary position. After the interviewer finished asking me the normal introduction questions, he then asked me if I was a christian. I said yes I am. He asked me if my parents are christians? I said yes they are. He asked for how long have I been a christian? I told him since I was born I ve always being a christian. Then he asked if my parents have ever worshipped juju? The questions where so strange and funny that I just smiled and told him no sir my family have always been a christian family. He asked are you sure?

I just looked at the man and said yes sir am sure. And then he said ok, the interview is over and I should go to the next office for a typing practical test.

At the end of the day, I asked myself what kind of interview is that? What prompted the man to start asking me such weird questions.

Anyway, at the end of it all I was not given the job. So guys what's the weirdest question an interviewer have ever asked you?


To, u the question might be weird, absurd,irrational, and awkward ,but to d interviewer it is one of Interview strategies used in testing the candidate/interviewee temperament, patience, anger management and human relation when such vacant position is going to involve PR or attending to the customer or client, in such a case the company will need and employee dat have good temper, anger management and patient to project the good image of the company even when such employee is dealing wt the most unreasonable or impatient client or customer of the company.................So, by asking those awkward and weird quetion frm u d interviewer had suceeded in testing ur temper from ur response to him and unknowingly to u.........So, the question now is hw did u responded to those awkward and weird qstns. wen u were asked.....Did u look at d interviewer like whats wrong wt this man and d expression shows on ur face or u just like took everytin calm wt him.......cos dat 'll determine if u r fit for the job or not, my dear..........Cos, no matter hw u think dat question was awkward, believe some company client or customer will ask u sth weird dan dt if eventually u get d job, but u must remain calm cos, ur attitude to d client speak alot about d coy/company image.

I rest my case.

7BA33924

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Zakaat Al-fitr (the Personal Obligatory Charity) by Abanicwise(m): 10:55pm On Jul 26, 2014
abubello:
You can get clarification on the exact measurement from www.bakkah.net

Salamun Alaykum
it is 4 handful which is equivalent of 3 Dericas of any grain foodstuff.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Zakaat Al-fitr (the Personal Obligatory Charity) by Abanicwise(m): 10:53pm On Jul 26, 2014
joker5180: is cash payment allowed?

Salamun Alaykum.
Yes ,it is allowed, but it must be the monetary equivalent or more of the food stuff u chose to pay d zakat-ul -ftri.
Allahu Alam.(Allah know best).

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Zakaat Al-fitr (the Personal Obligatory Charity) by Abanicwise(m): 10:48pm On Jul 26, 2014
tuffgongjo: Abeg wetin be Ibadah?
Salamun Alaykum.
Ibadah means an act of worship.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Zakaat Al-fitr (the Personal Obligatory Charity) by Abanicwise(m): 10:43pm On Jul 26, 2014
THE PURPOSE OF ZAKAT-UL-FITRI.
Zakat-ul-fitri mainly serves two purposes,
First is spiritual purpose which is cleansing of
all d deficiency or anormallies we engaged
in during the period of the ramadan fasting in order to earn Allah mercy.
The second purpose which is physical is to
make d less privileged muslim feel sense of
belonging and be happy like d privileged
muslim on d day of the eid-l-fitri (salah day)
as the zakatul fitri is meant to be given to d
poor muslims or less privileged muslims.
THE RULES GUIDING ZAKAT-UL-FITRI
Zakatul- fitri should be made by all
finacially capable muslims on d basis of the
number of how many people or dependant
the person( i.e the person paying or making
the Zakat-ul-fitri) is providing/catering for or
giving finqncial means of livelihood to.
Example
Let say, you are a man who married to one
wife and blessed with 2 children, and u also
av one relative dat stays wt u dat u
provides/caters for as well, dis automatically
mean dat u r going to pay the zakatul fitri
for urself, ur wife, ur two children and ur
relative staying wt u, making 5 in number.
The measurement.
The measurement is always d same, what
differ is d value of the dat(food stuff) u r
using to pay d zakatul-fitri....as the food
stuff cld be , any grain food stuff e.g Rice,
Bean , Garri, corn e.t.c
The right and correct measurement is 4
mundun for one dependant, which is d
equivalent of 3 Dericas of the choice
foodcstuff.
THE TECHNICALITY/REALITY OF ZAKAT -UL-
FITRI
For zakatul fitri to achieve it intended
purpose, it shld not be made or pay wholly
wt food stuffs to d beneficiaries,.. as dis can
still handicapped d beneficiary on d day of d
eid, cos what is d essence of aving all d
food stuff wt u (the beneficiary) without
aving the monetary means of getting other
ingredient for preparing d food stuff, so, to
avoid or prevent such from happening, it is
considered to make whole in monetary value
rather than making whole in foodstuff, as
dis afford and present the beneficiary the
multiple choices of what to prepare for him/
her and the family.
THE BENEFICIARIES
Zakat-ul- fitri shld mainly goes to the
financially handicapped or less privileged
muslim, Non muslim can also be considered
for it on d condition dat, no muslim is
considered qualified for it in such locality.( in
another word, on d condition dat, there is no
less privileged muslims present in such
locality dat is due or qualified for it)
TIMING/WHEN TO PAY/MAKE ZAKAT-UL-FITRI
Zakat -ul-fitri should be made before d eid -
fitri prayer is observed...it cld also be a day
before, or two days before the eid, as dis
gives the beneficiary rest of mind and ample
of time to plan him/her self on what to
prepare .
May Allah Accept it as an act of
Ibadah......Ameen.
7BA33924.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Zakaat Al-fitr (the Personal Obligatory Charity) by Abanicwise(m): 10:08pm On Jul 26, 2014
[quote author=carbony4red]I av no knowledge of this Zakatil-fitri but I will be so glad if we can get a Muslim brother to enlighten us(me personally) on d way it is 2b performed 2get d expected reward 4rm Allah(SWT)..

THE PURPOSE OF ZAKAT-UL-FITRI.

Zakat-ul-fitri mainly serves two purposes, First is spiritual purpose which is cleansing of all d deficiency or anormallies we engaged in during the period of the ramadan fasting in order to earn Allah mercy.
The second purpose which is physical is to make d less privileged muslim feel sense of belonging and be happy like d privileged muslim on d day of the eid-l-fitri (salah day) as the zakatul fitri is meant to be given to d poor muslims or less privileged muslims.

THE RULES GUIDING ZAKAT-UL-FITRI

Zakatul- fitri should be made by all finacially capable muslims on d basis of the number of how many people or dependant the person( i.e the person paying or making the Zakat-ul-fitri) is providing/catering for or giving finqncial means of livelihood to.

Example
Let say, you are a man who married to one wife and blessed with 2 children, and u also av one relative dat stays wt u dat u provides/caters for as well, dis automatically mean dat u r going to pay the zakatul fitri for urself, ur wife, ur two children and ur relative staying wt u, making 5 in number.

The measurement.
The measurement is always d same, what differ is d value of the dat(food stuff) u r using to pay d zakatul-fitri....as the food stuff cld be , any grain food stuff e.g Rice, Bean , Garri, corn e.t.c

The right and correct measurement is 4 mundun for one dependant, which is d equivalent of 3 Dericas of the choice foodcstuff.

THE TECHNICALITY/REALITY OF ZAKAT -UL-FITRI

For zakatul fitri to achieve it intended purpose, it shld not be made or pay wholly wt food stuffs to d beneficiaries,.. as dis can still handicapped d beneficiary on d day of d eid, cos what is d essence of aving all d food stuff wt u (the beneficiary) without aving the monetary means of getting other ingredient for preparing d food stuff, so, to avoid or prevent such from happening, it is considered to make whole in monetary value rather than making whole in foodstuff, as dis afford and present the beneficiary the multiple choices of what to prepare for him/her and the family.

THE BENEFICIARIES
Zakat-ul- fitri shld mainly goes to the financially handicapped or less privileged muslim, Non muslim can also be considered for it on d condition dat, no muslim is considered qualified for it in such locality.( in another word, on d condition dat, there is no less privileged muslims present in such locality dat is due or qualified for it)

TIMING/WHEN TO PAY/MAKE ZAKAT-UL-FITRI

Zakat -ul-fitri should be made before d eid - fitri prayer is observed...it cld also be a day before, or two days before the eid, as dis gives the beneficiary rest of mind and ample of time to plan him/her self on what to prepare .

May Allah Accept it as an act of Ibadah......Ameen.
Allahu Alam.(Allah know best)
Religion / Re: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Abanicwise(m): 7:55pm On Jul 20, 2014
J12: God wasn't serious when he made these rules and policies. Things have changed since

I pray For God total Guidiance on you......Amen.

May the peace be upon u.
Religion / Re: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Abanicwise(m): 5:10pm On Jul 20, 2014
princefunmi:

Again the Bible did NOT ban Gossip. What it spoke against was Slander. The definition of slander is saying things that are not true about someone else. I can talk about someone else freely without committing a sin, so long as I don't deliberately try to paint that person in a bad light or I dont say lies about that person.


Don't forget any negative discussion about a friend in his/her absential is Gossip.....expecially things u cannot or never discuss in his/her presence becos he would feel discomfort..........I don't think bible permits dat as.
Peace unto u
Religion / Re: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Abanicwise(m): 4:54pm On Jul 20, 2014
Emma8043: Wahalla dey o na to go back to Adam and Eve era be that o...

And what is wrong wt dat?

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