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All this tinz for naija?
I doubt

I can imagine how pained you are,
From all indication the girl is a nice girl....

Pls forgive her...........
The trust might not be as strong as before but you can work on that........

GOod luck

icon8: Bad experience! Met in a chat room, exchanged digits and agreed to hang out. Picked her up l8r in the evening and my car was immediately filled with BO, which happens to be my greatest turn-off in a loot. Reluctantly dropped the BBQ I bought for her and gave an excuse why I have to leave immediately. She dropped a line the next morning and I ignored her. I'm sure she caught the drift immediately and moved on. Not sure of another trial though!

What's BO?

[quote author=nadia_SA]As I'm writting this I'm sooo soo angry..

I thought she was my best friend but today she bring out her true colours.. This may be a small thing to some people but to me its not!..

I bring her to my house biatch bring spiritual husband nd mkes a mess,..I'm all cool.
Thinking she's a true friend I make her stay

So we were suppose to do some mathematics assignment which was to be handed In today as a group nd we were gon work together which I forgot bout
Got in school about 30 minutes ago and one guy reminds me I hve to hand in assignment WTF me nd my friend didn't do it

In panic I call my friend that we suppose to hand in the ass. She tells me another group offered to put her in theirs

WTF didn't sh tell me this ..ayyyy I'm really hurt I can't trust a biatch no more,!

I don't know y girls do this to me . Male friends r way better.. Yhaaa neh wat a day[/quote]Where are you schooling?

harmless phil: U forgot to add these
1.Sleeping without taking a showing after a hard day work.
2.Dose off after sex without boring to clean up or boring to remove d condom.
3. Sleeping and snoring with so much noise and spit dripping out of their mouth and soaking d pillow with soo much saliva ouch so disgusting.
4.Staying glue to their phone browhing and look @ nude girls pixs and wishing their lady should been like tat and watching porn movies and expecting their girl to act like d porn star did in d movies. In a nut shell some men are not just it, but wen seen outside u will tink oh my God I wish dis is mine.

Is That the definition of your Boy friend?
The guy no try

Abi ! ! How you take know say he no dey commot condom after banging you?
Oops sorry.......after baning

I can see or hear anything in news
And you have no source, how can spread such rumor?

[quote author=lana_Vello]using gay for lady implies the oda meaning which is bright and beautiful. but we're talking abt d homosexual meanin dat applies to guys only[/quote]Why are you showing your ignorant here on nairaland, claiming to know, where as you don't know........

/gay/ ( sexually Attracted to people of the same sex)

But it's mostly used for men
Lesbians can also be referred to as gay
Understood??

[quote author=lana_Vello]how can a lady be gay?[/quote]See this one again!!!
Why can't a lady be gay?

Flings dictionary at your face

Welder: God Bless you Michael.

I think the family should publish account details where people can send their donations/contributions.

It is well bro

We forgot to add that
Acct no.0048399581
GTB
Acct name : Michael Anthony samuel
God bless you for your kind hearts

abbey2samuel@yahoo.co.nz

7500 nko?

You don't hAve to remove you battery or uninstalled the game, cuz you. Might still need once in a while..........

Password your laptop

nifemi4u: Wit Everybody,when dat hot temper comeup wit her she did want to no u she as hot body.if i ask mon i want to go out or wit my b/f she wil gave me 15min to go or at all but my b/f came anytime as many he want she do suntin u wil say dat in not her forin tin she like my b/f.frined can came to my house i can go out anytime i wan can u see dat am frist born wit 2 kid am 22yer /student

Are you sure you're 22yrs and really a student?

Well I'm really sorry about your predicament, you don't have to leave home, I've gone through worst, thougH not from my mum, but from my aunty's husband.

Its a matter of time, just be patient and believe you're like a raw gold that have to pass through fire before the real beauty is seen...

Just hang on.........goodluck

Looking into aso rock and our past presidents.
These are those who made it out alive

Abacha went to aso rock wif mariam only
mariam came out,

obasonjo wit stela only
obasonjo came out,

yardua wif Turai only turai
came.
well I'm still wishing jonathan goodluck.

Who do you think will make it out alive

Hope they are not your parents?

[quote author=Prebaby.G.]@mr cork, do i luk like one?[/quote]Who knows ?

ohaleoghene: And again , when movies are base on real life situation , you see something like 'base on true life story ''in such movies , you do not see the actors flying . Check out hotel Rwanda , blood and oil ,and many more true life stories base movies , no fantasy is involved . While op you see all of that in movies because they are fiction , a figment of the writer's imagination. Have you ever wonder why kids and some adults (I so love cartoons) lovs cartoons so much ? Is because in reality those tiny stuff can't talk . Pls no let one American person see this your analysis he go laugh naija o ..please read before trying to convince people into believing in same thing with you .

I think You're d only one making sense here,
This movies are just imaginations of d writer
And that's why its called fiction,

And you can hardly predict hollywood movies!
Yes you know that they will fall in love, what about the events that led to there falling in love,,,,

@op pls don't mislead pple

I just knew it will be a redirect....
But I aint following that link

Her name must be eyinloge

ayobase: He wasn't born blind then.

Or rather blindness is not likened to darkness, but blueness!

All his life, he has been seeing blue!

Lols

I have a question to the house, a man was
born blind, he was 35yrs of age. On dat day
of his healing.
The pastor said
Pastor: can u see me ?
Man: yes
pastor brought out a blue handkerchief, and
asked
Pastor: What colour is this?
Man: blue...
Now question is this, one who was born
blind, later regained his sight after 35yrs.
Hw come he knw d handkerchief was blue,
he could av said white...

So you have to hurried to nairaland where you can write any poo and pple will read

SMH

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LEADERS
1. "We want to thank the president for bringing
Facebook to Nigeria." -Information Minister,
Labaran
Maku.
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Zuwo
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and investin Nigeria." - GEJ
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suicide." - Dame Patience Jonathan
7. "I founded this school for the masses and
the school fees is
850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar
8. "Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." -
Umaru Dikko
9. "Telephone is not meant forthe poor. " -
David Mark
10. "The worth of a child born and bred in
Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United States." - Yakubu
Gowon
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Arthur and the knights of the round table so
Nigeria is not doing too badly." - Diezeani
Allison-Madueke
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fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo
14. "The corp members wheredestined to die,
nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa
Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State
15. "On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate
my family" - Dame Patience Jonathan
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have gone to church to confess, I gave
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Uba
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Jonathan
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@op
The topic is say something else
And you're saying something else
Can I atleast say a shout out?

Can I say a shout out