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This should be in the joke section

You jokingly called her your love!!
Which means you don't mean it!!

So tell me @op how can she take you serious?
You never asked her out, everything you did for you did that as a family friend (family zone).........

So meet with her and take her out on a proper date

ohaleoghene: Bros afam , why are u comparing tutus fish to kote ? When it comes to technology and good films , nice story line tha will keep you glued to the TV is Hollywood .They v gone so far that bollywood is only trying to catch up . Though they are trying now , have saw my name is khan , 3 idiots slumdog millionaire, all bollywood movies , I couldn't help but say they are trying too . But pls Hollywood is far far ahead . Pls can someone tell me why Nigeria is ranked the third in the word ? I have been wondering , for we all know that Mexican films beat us hand down .so why was Nigeria ranked over it ?

all this films you mentioned are connected to hollywood, though the story might be bollywood but america will do the casting and production

this is a dumb comparison

Go and get lil tipsy and confront her...........
Cuz even if I should tell you to be bold, you can't and won't face her............

Take two bottles or depends on the content that can get you tipsy................

Don't go and get drunk oooo!!!!

Can I toast you?

acidtalk: Ngozi Okonjo 'Puff-Puff Cheek' Iweala is one of Nigerian's most Educated, Knowledgable, Hard working and Focused women that has ever come out of Nigeria.

For those who don't follow the thinking of the crowd but rather rely on facts and History, it is known that this womanwas highly influential in helping Nigeria cut down on its debt from the Paris club. Even though there were obvious corruption involved in that process (I.e; her brother being the Consultant between Nigeria and Paris Club made a whooping $1million from the deal).

At a point in Obasanjo's regime, the woman Okonjo Iweala was becoming more popular and appreciate than General Olusegun Obasanjo both Within Nigeria, Africa and the entire world. Heads Of State were demanding having meetings with Okonjo Iweala instead of the President (Obasanjo), and this infuriated him. As we all know Obasanjo is a man who loves and craves for attention at the slightest opportunity and this made him resguffle his Carbinet and that saw Okonjo Iweala being moved from the Finance minister to the Foreign ministry.

Nzogi, being one who is stubborn and never bows down to pressure or wanting anyone counter her decision, got upset, irritated and frustrated with the cabinet reshuffle and resigned. Making her return to the World bank as the 2nd most powerful person there.

Now GEJ being a political harl*ot and desperate to get the full support of the easterners and knowing he was totally clueless on financial issues, had to BEG Okonjo to come and join his cabinet, the woman haven first learned from the mistake she made under Obasanjo made her put pressure on Jonathan to agree totally with her terms. Amongst which include, being solely in charge of decisions made in financial and economic issues of the country with the likes of the CBN governor having little or no power to over turn her decision......

On the issue of her part on the fuel subsidy, the western world "PROMISED" Okonjo Iweala their support to be the World Bank's next president if ONLY the fuel subsidy in Nigeria is totally CANCELlLED. This was a total success as Nigerian's opposed to the total removal of fuel subsidy. This then left Okonjo Ngozi loosing out on both sides as the western nations had no option that to withdraw their support from her.

A bad and terrible as jonathan's government is, there are only 3 (THREE) Inner caucus members in that cabinet and they are Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Lamido Sanusi Lamido and OTHERS.

I need to stop here for now so not much is revealed further. But in my own opinion I think the woman Ngozi Okonjo Iweala deserves more than that 83rd position Forbe's put her on their list as the World's most influential women.

Number 1 is so onpoint as she makes basically the decisions to the entire Euro zone countries on economic and social matters. But what's so influential about Michelle Obama to give her the number 4 position? Michelle has no say whatever on topical and critical world issues. She can only top the list when it comes to Entertainment and Fashion ratings.

Story story ............story

[quote author=Clit_Dah_Cunt]The boy was in no way in danger or in harm's way.
Lucky bast@rd.[/quote]That guy is very luck........
Some pple call enjoyment molesting........


lucky b@stard

haitto99: woman are fuuny species no doubt

*Women

[quote author=Atheist:-D]How is that possible [/quote]Albert einstein said your brain is not meant for decoration, use it to tink

just tryin to tell you about football age and making you laugh @d same time...............

Hope you can understand this one

And who give a fucck.................................................»»»
Whether he come or »not, would his visit make nigeria popular more than we already are?
Would his coming improve our economy?

And this is the same man nigerians all around the world were praying that he wins.............

abatajjvii: beauty in the eye of the beholder

This one is beauty in the eyes of the owner

First of all, nah bush una house dey?
Dat pisure no look good @all
The background no am @all
Why your john thomas come dey show head nah?


Guy go read for jamb, make you no dey bring your wowo pisure come here for us to judge, abi we tell you say we be lawyers..........

Well lemme rate the picture................

1/10

He's Zacks son, and he was also on the red carpet wif his dad on AMVCAward night

Useless he goat

Bastard

Now everybody is an introvert............

Some people don't even know what they are?
Like they don't even knw their selves

Now everybody is an introvert............

[quote author=tpia@]Both sides should reach a consensus.

I think a man of his stature has to be buried in the church.[/quote]Which kind early morning gbagaun be this?

How big is his stature nah?


*status

@op why do you say you're giving him a second chance?.........
You're not the one giving the second chance here, he is......

You don't deserve him.
And lemme tell you something, he can never love you the way he use to, never

I say you tread cautiously
Don't get your hopes too high

Footballers are richer than ritualist,
Let me tell you, psquare, 2baba, dbanj, omotola...etc
Put all their money together they will be no where close to mikel obi............

£90,000 per week
£360000 per month
£4.320000 annually

Though they pay a lot of tax their but never the less he's a multi millionaire.......in pounds oo!

So @op......whatsup

Victory is from God alone
Long live nigeria ARMY
Long live feDeral republic of Nigeria

May God be with you all

You guy should get one thing straight here......
Friend and friend zone are two different tinz
Can a gurl friend zone her gurl friend? I guess no

When a gurl friend zone you it means you came to her with the intention of dating her but later find your self @the friend zone

When a gurl is your friend, it means she's your friend.
She shares her secrets with you and you share yours with her and so on without noticing the gender differences........

So to me its safer to marry your best friend

Pls what about cyril stobber?.........
Is that guy still casting news for NTA
Cuz I can't remember when last I watch NTA

NTA the largest TV network in africa
Very annoying

It baffles me when a guy narrate a sad story like this about a biatch who 4ck around and some biatch will also come here to condemn her........you r all the same........

@op
Guy you jew die, you fall boys hand, how you go put woman for house dey feed her you no dey lubricate her cunt.......haba!!! Haba........are you this naïve?

One advice though, don't think of any revenge or you must end up hurting yourself more......just move on

abubello: so those rules and regulations should override ones religious injunctions? Why should a muslim girl who wants to cover her modesty be forced to expose her nak.edness to the public?

See this ful, its pple like you that don't let our country move forward cuz its pple like you that are boko boys............

There are so many islamic school, why don't you take your children there if you tink wearing normal uniform is moving around naked............

I live in the north, all this hijid they wear na wash..
Cuz there is this muslim chick in my compound who always wear hijab, so I thought to myself..this chick na good muslim oo!! Ashe na wash ......

Till she come my room way I just lift the hijab for play..........if you see wetin I see............well as a sharp guy I just collect two round sharp and na so she continue to dey come my room like that uptill today

I live in adamawa state, there is no such tin as state of emergency here, even if there is, maybe, just maybe in mubi, a local government close to maiduguiri.....

Activities in adamawa state still remain the same, I was in town yesterday(I.e jimeta) and I never saw any soldier or air force or Sss or JTF been deployed.


#fact

Which universe?

That explain why nollywood is not moving forward, or not really growing the way it suppose to............
How many calabar actors or actress are in nollywood?
Very few and countable,

The ibo's features any ibo in there films weda he or she is good or not without auditions, which explain the rubbish they produce as drama...........

But with the invasion of yoruba directors, like kunle afolayan have been able to come up a movie to write home about (figurine-Araromire)(phone swap) yet to be premier............

-Dr bello
_half of a yellow sun
This are new era of movie production in nollywood....


That also explain why the music industry is doing so well, 70% of the musicians are yoruba, you must add yoruba in your song to gain acceptance in nigeria market............


#fact