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sometimes you have to be a puppet to become a puppeteer................make her feel like the puppeteer until you turn turn her into your puppet,


you weren't wrong bro, you were not just diplomatic about the situation, you could have carried the hand bag for her; it takes nothing out of your ego after all


your ego can not put food on your table, and it wont solve your financial problem either............


[size=38pt] i put it to you that was not your EGO in action, that was PRIDE....[/size]

Emerald65:
When d child is born, how will d baby b related to d boy's dad n d mom " grand child or last baby of d huZ? Just asking

the woman's husband will be a step father and a ground father to the boy

agarawu23:
who say nigeria no go better ? who say Nigeria go divide? una yarsh there

all we want is one Nigeria. Buhari hope you lead us right

anybody way say naija no go better nah him e no go better for ......

we are hopeful bro

politricks:
GEJ you kept your words. At least i will remember you for this.

even posterity will remember him, he has made Nigeria and Africa proud

vanhelsing2099:
I dont usually comment but when i do.,
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.
Dis one is strong eleyi gidi gan

who cares if you usually comments or not

sollysms:
Yes, buhari won d election,but he didn't win d seat of presidency...why because under d constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria,in order for a contesting Presidential candidate to win the seat from d current occupying president,who is also running for another term,the contesting candidate has to have at least 25% vote from each state the current president has won with d latest result update,

JONATHAN won 13 STATES, BUHARI has a total of 21STATES...But mind you, BUHARI has 25% vote in only 8 STATES which JONATHAN has won...so BUHARI doesn't get to be president.

you my friend should stop smoking cheap crack

Iamvictor:
After that heartbreaking divorce, Maria Carey
45 seems to be totally back on her feet. The
singer and the mother of one storm the
beach and her wet swimsuit revealed her
sexy body and curve.

more photos at http://dvicxy..in/2015/03/maria-carey-flashes-boobs-shows-butt-in.html?m=1

nah you kill the other pikin

axortedbabe:
She no dey shame,see as she dey in d middle of ppl wey she give 10yrs each dey mumu..quote me i no even send u..

you wish to be in her aiit,

so what if she's older than them......?

Your mediocre no part2


in other news

APC is leading with 2,894,498

with both candidate not reaching the % required

The op just sat down somewhere and wrote this rubbish....

have you ever thought of it the other way round ?

maybe the presidency asked him to halt the announcement of the result so that they can do the needful

How is it lock ......key or what

Esdb3:
You are a genius! Muah!! No homo! That was a peck. Thanks man!

you welcome bro

Opioko:
So there was this girl I was into, Phuck it! I'm still into her so I decided to fill her in to my feelings which in return I got rejected on the grounds that she really likes me but just want our relationship at the friendship level, I tried to see if she could change her mind but then subsequently decided to move on though still maintaining contacts...

But I've come to notice that this girl always gets jealous and annoyed whenever she sees me use another girl as my display picture on social networks... She even ignores my messages whenever I do... I decided to ask her why, she openly told me she gets jealous whenever I use another girls picture that is not hers, which got me wondering and in turn leads to my questions ....

Why do females get jealous over this? ... Could it be she feels something for me? Should I try her again or simply move on?

Now, over to you guys...

cuz they are fish sllers

Esdb3:
Google it all you like only few pwople will be able to.

The word is "Gingham".

the g and h in the middle is silent

Jwonder:
We already know that those #Brainwashed-Broom-Carrying-Witches-And-Wizards are serial losers, they are only consoling themselves with the numerous fake results they are posting online....


Jona All The Way!!!!!!

Celebration has started ooh!!!!!

Bia Bar Man, give every body 1 bottle of Chilled Orijin

*UPDATED

Omg!!!!!!! What is happening today, am just hitting FP today naa my own x-mas ooh!!
My post went front page now am now FTC......
Chisos!!!!!!!!!


Bar Man....Run Come ooh!!!!!!! Give everyboy 2 bottles of chilled Orijin.....

like seriously, so many fake results all over twitter, facebook and other social platform

Finepaparazy:
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let he without sin be the first to cast a stone

DesChyko:
Everybody carry phone for hand.
All they think of is 'evidence'!
Not a thought spared for shame..
Not a thought spared for family..
If it was always tit for tat, Jesus won't have died for us.

nice one bro

we all sin.......maybe differently though

StevensJojo:
So what have you gained from this silly action of yours.
One rule of success-respect other people's hustle. No matter how young you are, one day you'll be in the grind too. redirect

im sorry bruh

Sconty09:
May your life and future be raped and looted as Jonathan looted Nigeria treasury, wetin concern you with me? I talk to you. Son of imbeciles. Vote for who you like.

I guess for you to be this bitter your life must have being raped by Jonathan. ...so you live a raped life

your entire generation's lives will never know good thing, you shall continue to live in abject poverty and will never know peace

omoale
oloshi

oloriburuku
wawa
shashasha







anupama
anutele
ofèmanu

quote me again make thunder fire you and your papa


son of a mad man

Sconty09:
I'm sorry my brother to think Yorubas would vote Jonathan when they can get No 2 highest position in the Nation, Joke. While NIger Deltan are crying to have their man at the presidency,why won't the Yorubas aspire also to have their man at No 2. To compare 2011 when Pastor Balare was on CPC ticket that has no national spread,Bakare and ThenACN not on good term. But the story is different now. We the Yorubas are ready to fully support Osinbanjo ,call it tribalism. We say Yes, Thank You. We also want 21st Century southwest like Dubai.

speak for your self bro....... whats this we we stuff..... ain't no we we


we really need change, that i must agree with.............................. but buhari is no the change we need

harveyspec:
Which kind of English please? Are you referring to the kind you wrote?

mine is a typo, but your whole writeups is a mess

Twaci:
I have a very troublesome younger brother. He is our last born, about 3-4yrs, and always manages to get on everyone's nerves, one way or the other.

Whenever he gets on my mum's bad side, she would beat him and he would come running to me. I would ask him what he did wrong, admonish him and place his head on my laps. Then, I would sing his fav. song (My bonnie) to him while I tap him to sleep. Then he would wake up happy and ready to 'find' another person's trouble.

Well yesterday, I got into a row with my mum. We exchanged words and got slapped. In tears, I ran to my room and my little bro followed me.

He sat beside me for sometime and then asked softly, "An-twaci....." (Mind u, he is the one responsible for my moniker), "....what did you do?".

I stared back dumbly. I couldn't tell him. So I settled with, "I spoke back to mummy. Its a very bad thing to do".

He nodded, then tapped his small laps, "Lie down".

I stifled a surprised smile and obeyed gently knowing that my full weight would hurt him, "Okay".

Then he said, "Don't talk back at mummy, u hear?". I nodded, "Okay".

To my further surprise, he tapped my head gently and sang "My bonnie".

I smiled and feigned sleep cause I knew he wouldn't stop till I had slept. When he was sure I had 'slept-off', he dozed off in the same position.

This experience taught me a lot about a child's love and I thought I should share it. Children learn from the way u treat them, either good or bad. How do u treat them? (Food for thought).

NB: I apologized to mumsi and we are good now.

Do recount your experiences with kids (yours children or not), let's learn from the 'ants'.

very nice and touching i must say, but pls don't that kid this kinda english

Stupid question

I just have to work hard to create a heaven for my family

lies

Who cares

terry026:
see the smile on that girl Anita's face... I can read it... it says thank you Lord for giving me bone of my bone

nope! that's not what that smile is saying


that smile means "I'm very lucky to have this maga"

hifaif:
There has been power outage in the building where I live for days now. We the guys on the block have been meeting to find a solution to it.

Yesterday, after one such meetings, I went to my apartment to continue working on my laptop but this girl who lives in one of the flats close to mine just came in and started saying BS that I was with my laptop while guys like me were busy looking for solutions to our problems. I was angry because I had been more active than most of these guys she was referring to. Her outburst seemed so unfair and ungrateful. So, I spoke harshly to her and asked her get her sorry ass out of my flat.

Later, after cooling down, I went to her flat and apologized. Her attitude was still horrible even though she accepted my apology.

Now, I have some regrets going back to apologize.

I bet you must have quoted her out of context
and you went to apologised when you realised that .....All good

if she's wise enough she will know that you're good person

abeg no forget to come tell us the concluding part of this story


I take God beg you

millyajay:
that woman diva never mentioned 'prostitution'..aren't you guys tired of propagandas and false accusations.....oga o..naija Don taya me walahi

did she not fu*k GMB at the age of 9?

Remii:
You are wrong about Ghana Cedi, reverse is the case 1 Cedi is about N190. Cedi is almost $1 after re denomination

I Ghana cedi is like 54 Naira thanks to devaluation

they removed almost 3 zeros to achieve that, only central bank can do that and soludo wanted to do that but the FG as of then refused