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saudatu:
2k bro

where you at? make it 3k

This kind yansh go smell eh

Bonapart:
Op Go back to skul.... Nigeria is senior to Brazil if you must know

can you illuminate us please

talking of what money can do

from screen to wife

SuperSuave:
Make I park my range here.

see my bugatti for your side

Enjoy the complete fiction


On the last day of work, I went early as usual to Onome’s workshop
and she was waiting to receive me. We talked and laughed and I was
impressed our bond grew closer, I knew I had 2 days to get laid and I
was just hoping to get a soft spot. So I asked her to send me her
pictures on my phone, she said she couldn’t that I should help her do
it through blue-tooth. As I went through her phone I saw some naked
pics of her which I took. I knew she was the easy type so I said to
her. “I need us to spend time tomorrow, just you and me.” She said.
“No problem, I even stay alone. You can come early tomorrow and
after we play and relax you will take me to food mart.”
I was so surprised, it came so easy and effortless. I got her address
and I headed straight to work.
The following day I was ready to claim my trophy, you know, all work
and no play…… I got to her place early around 8am it was on Sunday.
It was a one room, very modest, no chairs, just a mattress and a
rubber carpet. She welcomed me with a very warm hug, as she
squeezed her boobs on me. I had to squeeze something too, so I
reached for her booty and squeezed that as well.
She said. “Take off your clothes and lie down.” I was like.”WHAT!”
Omo it was too good to be true, I quickly took off my clothes and laid
on the mattress.
She grabbed my mini me stroking it with her hands, in my mind I had
never felt so lucky as I closed my eyes and waiting for the
sequential treatment that would occur that morning. All of a sudden,
there was a barge into the room. A fierce looking guy. He shouted.
“See as this man come they Bleep my wife so… bros you own don
finish.”
It felt as if I was in a movie or probably dreaming. I got up as quick
as I could and tried to reach for my clothes… Next thing I heard was
a thunderous sound on my face in the form of a dirty stinky slap. I
was confused, I didn’t know whether to get angry, cry or beg. I just
allowed my instincts to play and I saw my self on my knees begging..
“Big bros, Abeg it is not what you think.. I ..I she told me she wasn’t
mari..” Another slap interrupted me. Then I knew my end had come
and I might not come out the same again.
Two other guys came in the room and said. “Mudiaga, wetin happen?”
As they saw me they laughed and said “This bros don enter one
chance, na here you go die today.”
I was begging like a thief cut pants down, in the actual sense I was.
Then the fierce looking guy that hit me said he was going to get a
knife to cut my penis. At that moment, I didn’t know how to tell my
parents,siblings and girlfriend that I might probably not see them
again. As the guy left for the knife, the other guys remained.
One of them said to me. “Bros you Bleep up, all you Lagos boys think
say you fit come here come Bleep any girl anyhow….You own don
finish today.”
I noticed he was not as furious as the first guy. So I begged him.
“Brother please, I will do anything please don’t kill me, help me.”
Meanwhile I looked back at Onome to help me tell them I did not know
she was married as I was about to speak she shouted. “Shut up!
Ashawo like you, your own don finish today.”
I looked at myself and asked myself is this how I will die? So the
second guy said. “Bros, look… I like you, I wan help you… give me
your ATM first.” I said.”Brother see I don’t have my ATM with me
it’s in Lagos you can search my wallet.”
They searched my wallet, it wasn’t there but they took my N7,000
and my wallet, they dropped my ID cards and other stuffs in my
wallet. They stumbled on my phone galaxy S4 brand new, but I
begged them to just drop the sim, which they did. The other guy
eyed my shoes and he took it and gave me his rusty palm slippers.
They told me to run before the guy comes back, I wore my jeans but
forgot my boxers, picked my shirt and ran for my dear life.
As I ran, I stopped because I realized with just one shout of “Thief!”
I am gone for good. So I walked, didn’t have a dime on me, so I
trekked for about 40 minutes till I got to the guest house. I took a
shower and went to a nearby church that day and thank God for the
gift of life…..

chidyhels:
He told his father he liked me and the old man toasted me for him. Daddy's boy.

you agege bread ni

Orijin101:
what do you mean by that ?

what do checking h.i.v status means

MadCow1:
The part of the house that puts me off the most are the Armani Logos all over the walls..


Like what's up with that?

who cares whether it puts you on and off




but I seen this picture before, and that time it belong to wale Adenuga


who really own the mansion

onila:
U act like Nigerians are the only arrogant ones

I have been discriminated for just being Nigerian without pple knowing who i really am

I remember when I and my kenyan friend were discussing with one Cameroonian B1tch, the cameroonian girl said a Naija slang and I was like u Naija girl playfully. .And she was like pls, pls am not Nigeria in disgust! that was rude

Ghanaians also think they are the most well mannered pple on earth especially the women. .every little thing upsets them

Africans in general are very proud!

I know how it feels, I've trekked down that path myself

R.I.P

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olivegirl:
I mocked my sister for narrying a man living too close to our house like 3minutes drive, mine is 3minutes work then I rememebered the mock the day she called me to say congratulation

please where's the karma in this ??

SpencerLewis:
Not necessarily that their children will sleep around like them. The children may have their own karmic debt to pay and not that of their parents. Individual soul animate each being.
There is very good friend and elder distant 'brother' of mine and a very religion man and what Christians called 'born again'. This man honestly never had any relationship b/4 marriage. i don't know if his wife had any b/4 marrying him, But I can vouch for the man. Very nice man and always remind me of d biblical turning of the other cheek when slapped.
Dis man can never retaliate if done wrong. At times, he too much compromising attitude annoy me. He is very comfortable in Nigeria standard. But his 1st child(girl) of 20 yrs and undergraduate abandoned school and moved with her boyfriend. Right now she has a yr+ old son and presently pregnant with another baby for another of his boyfriend. Unknown to the parents this girl has over 17 carryover in her school. She is supposed to be in yr 3, but has not pay school fees of yr 2. The money given to her for school fee is what she uses to sustain her boy friends.
The man keep wandering how such a girl came to her. Physically she is d man carbon copy in facial resemblance. What do u think is the cause of such thing?
Ur guess is as good as mine.

buh I don't know what your guessing

among stars there are star

Not responding

cyberry21:
must you bring tribe into de story kunle afolanya is a nigerian nd God bless hi for good movies take ur tribalistic sef some were else

ok ma

lordizak:
dreadlocks.

it's locks

Or is it dreadful

hauwababy:
The award went down today in Lagos and AY's movie 30 days in Atlanta won an award. Yay!!

Steve Gukas, OC Ukeje, Kehinde Bankole and Kunle Afolayan all went home with 6 months supply of Amstel malt drink and N1m courtesy Amstel Malt.
Kunle Afolayan also won the N1m and 1 year supply of the drink (again) for winning the Best Movie overall category.

Check out the other winners below....

Best TV series……… Shuga

Best writer Tunde Babalola for ………..October 1

Best director of Art …………October 1

Best Make-up Lola Maja for ……….October 1

Best Cinematographer - Stanley Ohikhuare for ………….Verdict

Best Video Editor- Victoria Akujobi -………………..Reflections

Best Costume Designer- Deola Sagoe and Obijie Oru….. October 1st

Best Sound Editor - Kulanen Ikyo for October 1st

Best Indigenous Language Swahili Award ……… Srika Hemi Lakhani for Veve

Best Indigenous Movie (Hausa) Award ……. Abubakar Bashir/Hafizu Bello – Bincike

The winner of Best Indigenous Language (Yoruba)……. Fathia Balogun

Best Documentary…….. The Gift of the NileBest Supporting Actor ……………Blossom Chukwujekwu

Best Supporting Actress ………Linda Ejiofor

Best Actor Comedy ………….Femi Jacobs

Best Writer Comedy - The Meeting - Tunde Babalola

Best Movie Comedy (joint win)........Rita Dominic & Mildred Oko

Best Movie Drama ……… Steve Gukas -A Place in the Stars

Trailblazer Award…………… CJ Obasi

The New Era Award ……………. Ayo Makun

Best Actress Drama ……….. Kehinde Bankole

Best Actor (Drama) …………… OC Ukeje

Best Director ……… Kunle Afolayan

Best Indigenous Language (Igbo) ....... Onye Ozi - The Messenger


Overall Best Movie.........Kunle Afolayan



http://www.yeoal.com/2015/03/list-of-winners-at-2015-avmcas.html

u can see that yorubas are trying to revive nollywood. ..

I just hope and pray that the ibo's will not sabotage their efforts with their stupid movies ......

kunle Afolayan is surely the best

rheether:
Big lie, I find it difficult to believe this story.. Stop misinforming the public, we aren't kids no more.

are you this naive child?

almost every guy have found their selves in this kinda mess....

so what's so hard to believe?

Money can turn lie into truth

congrats!!! you just discovered it

YOMIT:
Only two things are Infinite; the universe and human stupidity.
-Albert Einstein
Seriously the stupidity of these Gej campaigners is on a different scale.
No retreat No surrender March28 noni, if Gej like make he bring back Moris, na shoki he go dance reach otuoke.

Sai Baba
Sai Buhari
Sai Apc


Mean while, ayam firstos d commento

brain washed mofo

SaintMog:
We knOw that honey is good for our health but the problem is: how do we get original honey? Most of what is available are fake.

I always get the pure one from okene, kogi state when ever I'm passing through there..... I travel that route a lot

inevitableme:
Some thing waste become useful for Human, ntin is ever useless in life

even our waste is useful to *agbegbo* the ant like creature deals with human shi.t

alberto2k:
Tell me how I'm condeming them by talking about my past

it's condemning bruv

prettythicksme:
na all my followers b that,i am tired of following dem back self .#dem too much following me and i dont want dem to feel like i dont care that is y i follow them back as well but not all.

so what are you feeling like now?

Nairaland porn star?

chiebube:
OP, i hate to disagree with you though i currently own a Toyota.
We dont have much of ASE qualified mechanics and technicians. Most of our mechanics are not up to date with current trends in automobile industry. To avoid stress with cost of maintaining a car, most Nigerian car owners have Toyota as their only choice.

what's this one saying

denkyw:
ss and se looking really beautiful...oboy I can sight my village from that map o

I can't see any light there, or which type of beauty are you talking about?

I meant SE

giving your child a free port at just 6 month old ...


modern parents I guess