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kingslayer: A friend of mine had this experience while going back to his home on the mainland after clubbing at the island..

Am sorry i can't go into details,& am also not a good narrator but just read this.
Please guys,i decided to share this story so that my fellow nairaland guys would be careful with the way they pick up gals to take home after clubbing & other late nite parties.

This friend of mine went clubbing on the island, and he hooked up wit a pretty gal,which he planned to take home for the nite as usual,according to him d gal asked to go to his place,so he took her in his car driving back to d mainland.while driving she was giving him a B.J & he ejaculat.ed in her mouth..she swallowed it,then wen they got to the somewhere on d middle of third mainland bridge she asked him to pullover and he did then to his greatest surprise the gal opened the door & jumped from the bridge into the open ocean..
And that was d beginning of his sorrows..we have adviced him to go see man of God for serious deliverance but he refused

You're telling us what your friend told you like you were there.....................so your friend don't lie

eyeview: This is a woman who at her age should have drawn closer to her maker but she instead uses her show to make derogatory statement against God and Jesus christ. A woman who at her age should have been contented with her looks after countless plastic surgeries,but she keep subjecting herself to more plastic and enhancing surgeries. Its sad that she never made it alive from this last one, its sadder that she died at the peak of vanity. It would be saddest if she didn't make peace with that God she fondly mocked while her other vain friends and transgenders laughed.
I would have said Rest in Peace but I would be lying if she didn't know God.

Why do i have this feeling that you're judging her

Ceasar1: This is a tough one. But I think creativity is a standout of intelligence. So you've got to be intelligent to be creative.

Okay check this puzzle out. Intelligent peeps will only read this, while creative peeps will understand this.

2+2 =Fish
3+3= Eight
7+7= Triangle

Abi now, creativity all the way.

now what do you call people that can't solve this,
Even though it took me sometimes to figure this out

zeelo2014: I just want to use this opportunity to beg Nairanders, Pls if u don't have anything meaningful to write on a topic, pls pls pls just read and walk out. Alot of childish and brainless comments on first pages of most threads.

Why are you begging??
Or is nairaland your father's forum.......


Btw, go and check my post again............edited

Some people and their busy body

i won't blame any player who once played at the qualifying stage and were not picked for the main event, if they don't want to play now.....

Or is it that some players are good for qualifying while others for the main event

Adrenaline123: Innoson Chukwuma
He was unable to go to school and pursue his childhood dream of becoming an engineer due to failure in Jamb exam. So, he ended up becoming a business man but today providence has taken him back to engineering through vehicle manufacturing.

Africans are involved still many to mention.
There is a saying
"If you can't disappear, fly
If you can't fly, run
If you can't run, walk
If you can't walk, crawl
If you can't crawl, hold unto something that moves".
Failure will only have an effect on someone when one becomes susceptible to it.

Why do i have this feeling that this forge story

I use myscan. .....buh it's kinda complicated for me.......

so I will try one of the above

Which kinda dress were you wearing that he easily gained access to your lap?

btw....i think this story is force

Ok

10 million naira is too small

Ok

Then tell her already...............i wanna fvck you

Let her know what her refusal to date you will cause to that friendship she cherished so much..


Which to me is the obvious truth...............

If you continue with the way things are currently.
I'm sorry to say that you will only see other guys dating her..............the funny part is that she will bring all the gist to you, after all you are her #bff

I need more answers tick skulls.........................

I think c.ronaldo is more popular...............

Considering that football is a universal thing.....

I put it to you that they might know who c.ronaldo is in iran or iraq but i can't say same for bieber..........

Is c.ronaldo the most popular footballer? YES

Is j.bieber the most popular musician? NO

hatux: Busted!!! Dunno him though...

You don't know tyres. ........

go and watch fast and furious........


i believe he can afford that.....that's if that on is fake

It got me for a sec

krall: and why would I do such a thing?
No pictures- you don't believe
I put pictures- you say its fake

Whatelse do you want? Video of the woman and her office? "doubting Thomas"

exactly, how are we sure she scribble the things you want to upload .......


picture of her scribbling it or .........

On what ground was he disqualified in the first place....?

This is nigeria politic.......
We talking about CONSTITUTION, not about what is wrong or right.................or moral....


If the constitution permits the acting governor to per take in the any election...........then why are they disqualifying him...........


sai fintiri

oduastates: Nothing.
Using obama's quote.
Nigeria is simply a medium size and derelict gas station.
A useless one at that.
Makes nothing but wants to consume everything.
The giant sore of Africa and
A disgrace to the black race

did obama really said that

guyANDROID1: I don't need to abuse you coz I believe you're one of many Nairalanders high skool kids still collecting a penny from their mama.

a$$

MARKone: ^^^ nonsense. Did she tell you that she'll be paying from her allawee.

are you dumb, can't you see or read where she wrote NYSC as her source of income

Yungwizzzy: A girl who ask me out is a phokin mate material not for keep

Africa mentality

guyANDROID1: And why don't you create a topic on that since you've been using it since 1960..... Joker

SMH

pawn

Using this method since 1960

dotun4luv: Cos you don't necessarily need it

I need it

ellad2k4eva: i stil av 2gb left from my previous sub, if i deactivate to subcribe agn, will it wipe off my existing dat or add to it and d validy period. Thanks

yes