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Oh! Oh! Now this is bad

@op, first correction: am I wrong not I my wrong.

Secondly you wrote so many tinz but made just little sense..........

Why did you breakup with her?
Is it becuz she said till after marriage before she will give you kpanku again?

Kirinwa: You dey craze? Don't you know what op mean?
1.Op here is a guy
2.Op is not the one involved

See this slowpoke calling me a fool,
My advise goes to the original poster, weather he/she is the one or not,the op posted here

mckemsoc: The Op is right, the right-up is his and a lot more... I've been his friend on facebook for more than a year and I can testify that this is his work and their are a lot more and similar ones like this on his facebook page. He's really a good writer when it comes to sex and relationships issues

Plagiarism is really bad. People should learn to give credit to authors of work they intend to reproduce.

Welcome to Nairaland Kesta.

How do we know this is not his other nairaland acct?

Philipmems: are we interested in the topic or who is the original writer? hmmmmm.... different folks different strokes... Having read the article whether written by the OP or not... find it very interesting but how do you know a real relationship from a fake one because "realizing you are foolish and then re-evaluating yourself" does not mean you won't be caught up in the web again. people date people for months before sex and after that... same old story...

On NL the op matters a lot, you can't just copy and paste for us here and also take the glory..
Believe me! We must have seen it somewhere

All of them in one

Its not your place to tell her, just pretend as if you thought she knew.

Are you asking us or telling us?

zazi akoni: na only one friend person dey get? alot of people come to me for advice base on relationships cos of d nature of my work and i decided to share it on NL so i can give a beta advice and u are here telling me rubbish, cant u just advice, besides there are lots of people who would read dis and benefit, if u dnt have anytin to say 4k off

I guess that makes you their consultant...SMH

zazi akoni: a friend of mine need your advice please. she met dis guy in 2011 and she loves him so much, he promised to marry her but refused to introduce her to his family, he refused to take her to his family house, anytym she follows him to his village, he would logde her in a hotel. now she told him she wnt to visit him, he said he doesnt have her tym, her heart is breaking, she needs advice

@op don't you think this your friend needs deliverance? Her problem is too much....
Each topic you create is always on behalf of your friend

Keep wondering

chiwob: Space Booked

in case it makes FP

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ITbomb: ^^^ Do you have gateman?

Gate for what? Nawa o

@op fvck your hubby as much as you want na

mizzthang: Hello everyone. Happy new year to y'all.

Well, I wish you would have a happy one; and for whatever reason you stumble upon this thread and you are in a lousy mood, please move right along and save your itchy fingers from typing irrelevant/ derailing gibbies...

Okay, this last weekend something happened that I never thought was possible in that level.

Break ups are bad, but when it's a girl-girl one or a guy-guy one, it is messier!!!

A lady decided being with a certain type of girls wasn't doing it for her anymore and she decided to end it... over the phone with a perfect plan... the "I'm sorry I av been cheating' kinda lie. hoping she would get really disappointed and move on with her life... see drama...

Girl: nice! Is she cute?

Friend: huh? Didn't you hear what I just said? I have been cheating on you.

Girl: I heard now. And I asked if she is cute. Where is she! She get ass?

Friend: I know u are upset. I will understand if u decide you don't wanna be wit me again. I'm sorry I hurt you... buh I only bleeped her a few times..i wanna...

Girl: wetin now? Who tell u say I hurt? Abegi, she get ass? I always wondered what a big ass will do for my big clittie... can we do a party?

Friend: what the...

Girl: keep quiet there!!! After you don stretch this thing tire with ur mamba dildie, you think u can just move to a tighter pisshy? U lie... in fact, as I dey talk wit you now I'm with this cute big bosom girl who dey go ur church u been dey av crush on... I just freaked her.. she told me about u and her.... u wan come join?

Friend: what the Bleep u doing with that girl...

Girl: hurry oooo... I go hold d orgasm for you to come experience with me...

Hahahahahaha: it took her just fiften minutes to get to ikoyi from oba elegushi road.


Mehn!!!! They are the worst players ever!!!

I wonder why? Is it because they really don't think it's such a bad thing? Or they just a bunch of mean ass mumfreakers!!!

What are you saying @op
Your story is incoherent

Yes! Next

Fast n pray bro

If you want to be her second option,go ahead
But remember that you now have a lady,
And she will go through exactly what you went though


Goodluck

faakay: I'm sorry to hear this bro. You just need to take heart and move on.

The highest bidder has taken ur woman away.

That's why I'm always saying do not impress a girl with money or buy her love with money.

Let her love you genuinely and you wouldn't regret it.

You tried your best.

The excuse she gave you was not it, I do not see a reason why you should open a biz for her mum when she's not yet your wife. I know you had good intention and you pity her family but the irony is they wouldn't pity you.

I'm sure your brother or mum is there you could have used your funds to empower. Why it hurting so much is because you have invested financially in her.

There's no going back and her mother is aware of it. They are just been ungrateful and also your own fault.

When next you get another girl don't let history repeat itself.

Take heart.

You've said it all....
@op don't do anything stupid,don't do something you will regret in the nearest future I promise you,you will get over it. The earlier you move on the better


Like they say "karma is a b!tch

kesta tipsy: "when it comes to men having sex with women,men's imagination of how a woman will feel in bed is different for every woman"

Women have always believed that the vagina is the same,taste the same and feels the same and so if all vagina have the same characteristics which is centred around the hole, why then do men jump from one woman to another if hole is hole?.

Believing hole is hole is a wrong notion because hole is not hole and that is why men move from one hole to another.

Let me take you into the mind of men when it comes to a woman's hole.
We will all agree that when a man first sets his eyes on a woman, her hole is not what he's attracted to and her hole is not what he sees first. The first thing that attracts a man is

1. how appealing her body is to him
2. Imagination of how she will look in bed sets in
3. He begins to calculate moves to make it easier for him to take her to bed with less stress.

A mans imagination of how a tall woman will be in bed is different from how his imagination will be for a short woman, same way it will be different from how he will see a fat,chubby,slim etc women in bed.

This imagination is what first draws a man closer to the woman and constantly thinking of how she will feel in bed during sex just keeps drawing him closer to her. The woman's hole is attached to her physical body,her countenance in bed and how well she will accept the man during sex.

When a man finally put a woman to bed, how romantic she is to his touch, her responses and ability to translate the man's touch to giving him the same feeling is what raises the bar high for the man's further imagination of how well she needs his penis, this is a point where the man start feeling more unease.

Now when this stage has set him in the mood, the hole now becomes center of concentration for the man he reads meaning to every touch,the way she responds to his touch around her hole etc. And when the penis finally goes in,yet again another thought comes in, he begins to imagine how wide or tight it is, his imagination start taking him around a whole lot which includes how deep her hole is,is she really feeling the dick, is she over wet, is the penis actually robbing her vaginal wall the way it should, as all this imagination is building in his head, he tries to read the answers from her facial expression and relate it to the first imagination he has when he first saw her.

This 3 things must relate for the man to either conclude she's good in bed or not which is attached to her hole.
And those 3things are
1. How well she responded to his touch and transmit same back,
2. How she reacted to his dick during thrust,
3. 1 and 2 must correlate with his first imagination of how she will look in bed when he first saw her.

If this 3 does not correlate a man will either dump her or keep her for future need just to cure his urge next time. That is why after a man have had sex with the woman, no matter how pretty or good you think you are as a woman, if his imagination does not correlate with your responses in bed he will automatically start losing interest in you this is the point where men regret having sex with the woman because to him he did not get to satisfy his imagination and all his effort looks like a waste to him. And when your responses correlate with his imaginations that is when you will hear men say, that lady is good in bed.
Remember how sex feels with his imagination based on your body stature is why men want to have sex with different women just to fulfil that imagination. That is why hole is not hole, "when it comes to men having sex with women,men's imagination of how a woman will feel in bed is different for every woman" because every woman is different naturally, is why its difficult for men to just stick to one woman alone. How he will imagine sex with A is not how he will imagine sex with B reason is because thay are two different personality.

Pictures of the holes or they are the same

Who's this op

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Initial indications were that the remains “fell from a plane's landing gear,” said Bouq, adding that investigations were ongoing.

In a desperate attempt to cross borders, some people at poorly monitored airports climb inside the bays holding the landing gear of planes. Most of them freeze to death once the aircraft reach cruising altitude, but some survive.
In 2010, the head of Beirut’s airport security resigned after the death of a man who managed to sneak onto a runway undetected and hide in the wheel bay of a Saudi-bound jet.
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Symphony007: The nigerian television authority(nta) is a disgrace to our nation. Considering all the money pumped into it, it has esceedingly poor programing, lack of creativity,etc...even their news set is a disgrace compared to that of AIT, channels,TVC or even STV. And does are private ventures who can only dream of the amount of government money NTA enjoys. NTA loves to cast itself an an african BBC, but unlike the NTA, the BBC has broken boundaries in every sphere of programing by employing talent and thinking big. Be it in news were they are the most popular news broadcaster in the world, entertainment were they have come up with great and global programs like merlin, top gear,the weakest link,cbbies,etc. In their attempt to immitate the BBC, NTA has created a series of channels. NTA news 24,NTA sports, NTA entertainment, NTA kids, NTA igbo,yoruba and hausa,etc but non of the channels have a single show or programing that interest a nigerian audience, talk less of foreign. If wale adenuga can come up with soaps like this life, super story,papa ajasco,etc, why can't NTA with their superior funding? NTA is just a blackhole for the nigerian people's money and I ask what should be done with it? Change managment or sell it off to private investors?

Below: news sets of NTA,AIT and TVC.

Who still watch NTA @ this day and age
They call their selves largest TV station in Africa,large and useless

SELENAqueensy: .

I caught you, you're booking space

kesta tipsy: When you see some guys take you out, spend uncontrollably/lavishly on you buying you alcohol and food, even when its clear his actions shows some form of irresponsibility you overlook it and concentrate only on the fun,wether he's working or not isn't your concern,you don't care where he got the cash from either yours is that you are hanging out with one of the so called "big boys" in town, he drives you around town and later end up having sex with you,he gives you money in form of T-fare back home..

When you get back home you just can't stop thinking of the fun and the next thing is, you start feeling you are in love,moments later you conclude you just can't stop thinking of him which means you are in love, the next day he calls you out and does the same thing, at this point you not only conclude you are in love but now its a relationship,according to you for him to take you out the second time means you are now dating. Even when its clear the guy is just using you to pass time and satisfy his sexual desires, you just don't want to believe that's what he is doing, since you've concluded you are now in love.

Days later he stops calling you,you start feeling bad telling the whole world your boyfriend no longer call you.. Hellooooooo did I hear you say boyfriend at what point did he become your boyfriend? Accidentally you find him with another girl and you conclude saying men are wicked,oh he dumped you for another girl after you've done so much for him. Hellooooooo once again did I hear you say you did so much, what did you dø, is giving him sex to cure his sexual urge the so much you did.
Is this how you fall in love,you were only been carried away by what you see and the imagination of your heart and did not fall in love. If you are one of these girls you lack purpose /vision in life, you are lazy and above all you just expressed how unwise you are. Get a life and the only way to get one is to first realize you are foolish and then re-evaluate yourself.

You don't even have a link to your blog and you here claiming original owner of this work

[quote author=Mynd_44]Stale but true[/quote]Really stale, but is sha true

gistmelove: Hi Guys, What if you find out your girlfriend doing this?What would you do?

Be Sincere..



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There's nothing wrong in taking shisha, I will join her and puff the shisha with her,I have a pot of shisha and most my famale friends like it becuz of how the flavor scent

olas24u: SK
She is beautiful, light skinned, she has the qualities that qualifies her as a pretty woman. This actress was in a near-death illness some months ago. She is not new in the game of giving apples to many Adams to eat. We even learnt that she snatched a ‘king’ of Lagos drivers from one of her friends, who had taken this actress being described to see her bobo. We now hear that this actress, who has a muslim name that starts with letter ‘S’ is dating a top local music singer. Some years ago, he dated one of actor who has a first name as a popular soft-sell magazine publisher. Some amebors are even telling us that this actress also warmed the bed of an actor cum movie producer who has a name as a former President of Nigeria.

Fatty
Another Yoruba actress in this category is a single mother of two. This actress is really beautiful even with her age. She was believed to have started the ‘aunty’ fight being experienced in Yoruba movie world today when she had a bitter fight with one of her colleagues. One of her sexscapades includes a top politician based in Ibadan, who some olofofos say she milked dry. We even heard that she fought a younger actress who hails from Auchi, Edo State over the same politician. This actress was once rumoured to have greased that ‘rod’ of one popular movie marketer. She has also played the adult game with ex-hubby of one busty Yoruba actress, who has the same surname with a late Yoruba leader and elder statesman. In 2011, this actress, who interestingly hails from Delta State, once had a ‘war’ on bed with the son of one top comic Yoruba actor. This young dude finished from Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago Iwoye, Ogun State.

Bakky
Those very close to this daughter of an Ibadan-based hotelier described her as ‘hot pant’. Right from her days in Ibadan, she is said to have had some underground romance with some actors who visited her dad’s hotel for movie shoots. Even after joining the make-believe industry, many men have been romantically link with her. Pretty and light skinned, this married screen goddess still enjoys life by lubricating some ‘sticks’ of both colleagues and society men. One cannot forget her romance with an Ojodu/Berger transport leader. Some have seen her with different men at different joints in Lagos. Her expensive wonders-on-wheel worth millions of naira was said to have been bought from money made from her different ‘runs’.

TY
This list will never be complete without this actress making the list. She is from Edo State but the way she speaks Yoruba language, you will think she is from Lagos State. We even hear that it is one London big boy that is in her life now after her former boyfriend dumped her in December last year. While dating her former boyfriend, who is now married, this actress was seeing other men. Some have said that this actress can agree to have battle on bed with any man with the payment of 300,000 Naira into her account. If you think this is false, just try it to confirm.

Flakky
What many might not know about this ex-wife of a son of Lagos Commissioner is that behind her innocent look and her activist image lies a woman that loves adult plays very much. Even while in Canada, where she just returned from few months ago with two others colleagues of hers, this busty graduate from one of the best universities in Nigeria was kept warm from the Canadian cold by a chocolate skinned big boy in Canada. Back home in Nigeria, while getting to know a campaigner, who is a handsome man married to preacher, she was also busy doing a ‘factory reset’ on the rich guy very close to the number one citizen of a state. She also is very close to another number one man of a state who is an opposition to her lover's person. A source even told us that this actress likes ‘short time’ with one rich guy, who she dated before her once sweet marriage.

Iya
Is it possible to have this kind of list without mentioning this next actress? It would definitely be insinuated that we are trying to cover up for some people. This actress, who once fought an actress dirty publicly, is a lady that loves to 'play' a lot. She once took her game to a political bigwig when she stormed Ghana for a movie shoot. Interestingly, she was introduced to a one-time Nigerian Senator in Ghana by another actress known to love bed plays also. This actress now heads a group of cute girls she distributes to those who need ‘hot fresh fish’ to eat. One member of her recently launched group has gotten a former governor as her ATM.

Bisi Babe
Another actress on the list is this busty screen goddess who runs from interviews from journalists because of her inability to speak good English Language. She is Kogi State-born and stays around Lekki, Lagos. She has once dated a popular local music king. This actress, who is scares in movies these days, has posh cars in her garage. Her hair is always blown like 'afro'. Her nickname portrays how she enjoys life to the fullest. We now heard that this actress, who has a name as a South West state university which is not too far from Lagos, is pregnant. Some have said that a former lawmaker from Kogi State is responsible for the pregnancy.

D-One
Brought into the movie industry by an actress that a tattoo on her breast, this lady that can be called D-One is also on the list. She stays at Lekki Phase 1 and has some Island big boys as her money spinning factory. One top musician, who is almost the best dressed fuji artiste, was believed to have bankrolled one of her movies. This busty polythenic graduate is now a proprietress of a school around Surulere.

Abuke
Another actress, who many believe is the godmother of them all, once had a romantic affair with a top American music promoter. The man's name, who this actress dated, has a name which almost literally means 'bowl' in English Language. It was believed that this man bankrolled one of her movies which has igbo language spoken in it. This mother of two has also warmed the bed of a top entertainment writer. Their romance was almost believed to lead to marriage until she was given a shocker of her life. She went to Ghana last year to shoot her yet-to-be released movie. We learnt she is highly connected. Her Lekki-home is said to be like a palace. A valuation of the property, as a source, who has seen the house, said that it is worth millions of naira. We even learnt that she was once rumoured to have dated a former state governor.

Enny
Making this list also is this plus size actress that acted a very bad girl role in a popular comic movie that was produced by a multi-talented comic actress. While she is doing her under g runs, she was recently entangled in a love-vendor saga where she was said to have financially rundown a top Ibadan politician. Though it seems not to be true, but some said she once had fun with a popular teenage music star that is in an assault saga with a cab man.
http://www.lamzat.com/2014/01/list-of-most-banged-yoruba-actresses.html

Picture or it didn't happen, finito

[quote author=KELVIN-XY]Seriously.?
Stop being too sentimental

If u knw basketmouth well enough then you should know that he is alway blunt in his field (that's 1 thing I lyk about him).
And I can't find anything substantial enough to ignite such an inconsiderable outburst of critics.

Come to think of it,
It's these same people that always buy tickets to go for his uncensored concerts,
now tell me who is fooling who.?!

If you are a lady and you think what Bright said is wrong,then you should consider not treating men like scums..
Jokes or rather jokers feeds on the ills of the societies.

Ps:If u're a victim don't find who to unleash your rage on,
seek for help..
Rehabs are always open
#peace[/quote]You're very correct

MsSantaClaus: Really? Have you ever been raped? Or anyone you know? What is hilarious about it?? Have you asked your mother, sisters, female cousins or lady friends if it's funny? Or maybe anyone who may have been raped? Can you ask them then get back to us and tell us how funny they think it is?? Untill you do that and collect the data, do not tell anyone who is not finding it funny, how sentimental they are being!

Only that in this case it's a joke from a renown comedian....

I don't see any encouragement in that joke for anyone to molest anyone, moreover he has apologize, so why are losers asking glo to revolt his contract with them

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A father decided to take his son abroad to learn
english because it has proven to be imposible
in Nigeria. He took him to a language school in
UK and demanded that the
school should have him stay with a host family
(english family).
After 6 months, the father decided to give the
son a suprise visit. he called the school and got
the host family's address and droped there
without notice.
When he rang the door bell, an enlish lady in
her 40's answered the door.
English Lady: Hello, how may i help you?
Father: hello, i am Awalu's father. i am here to
see him.
Enlish Lady: Hi, I am his host mother . I will get
him for you.
the host mother turned and shouted
"Awalu, ka zo ga Babanka ya zo!!" hahahaha...