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Jobs/Vacancies / Fire Service Applicants Please Check by abbeyloyee(m): 4:43am On Oct 09, 2018
Did u apply for fire service? If so please check :
Shortlisted candidates should visit
www.cdfipb.careers
For senior Officers input your email and your Application number, For junior officers, input your email and your phone number

Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy Slays In Hot Bikini At The Beach by abbeyloyee(m): 6:08pm On Oct 08, 2018
Teewhy2:
Madam no wan gree, well some people they say na old layers dey sweet pass wetin small pickin like me know sef.
Alternative building material.
https://www.nairaland.com/3726763/alternative-building-material-expanded-polystyrene/9

Crime / Re: Nicky Ojiulor Sells, Circulates Rape Video, Lands In Trouble by abbeyloyee(m): 9:54pm On Oct 05, 2018
Blyzz:
Well you're right, it would only lead me to sin and wrong thoughts. Thanks




Send it to me
Politics / Re: PDP Compiles Members’ List Killed During Osun Poll by abbeyloyee(m): 5:07am On Sep 30, 2018
First FTC after 6 years on NL
SHOUTOUT TO ALL CHELSEA FANS
Lala, make I send my acct number?

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Sports / Anthony Joshua Vs Alexander Povetkin Prize Money: How Much Of The Fight Purse Wi by abbeyloyee(m): 4:05am On Sep 23, 2018
Anthony Joshua returns to Wembley this evening in a heavyweight world title unification bout against Alexander Povetkin of Russia. 
Povetkin, who won Olympic gold in 2004, is the mandatory challenger for the WBA title - but all four of Joshua's divisional belts will also be on the line in London. 
The Russian was granted a world title shot after Joshua failed to negotiate a fight with Deontay Wilder. 
Povetkin represents a fearsome challenge for Joshua having only tasted defeat once in his career.
That loss came in 2013 against Wladimir Klitschko, who went on to lose against Joshua at Wembley last year. 
As the home fighter and more high profile of the two, Joshua is expected to pocket significantly more than his challenger. 
It is believed that Joshua will earn 20 million pounds and Povetkin 6 million pounds.
The fight is tracking to break the 1.2million pay per view record buys for a boxing event in the UK.
Joshua has called on the British public to support him after he fielded criticism for failure to secure a fight with Deontay Wilder. 
"I can't please everyone anymore, so I get that and so it's my game now," Joshua told BBC Sport.
"I'm having fun with it. I did 16 fights and went in for a world title, three years an amateur and went and won the Olympics, unified the heavyweight division, and it's still not good enough." 
The 28-year-old also revealed Wembley has been booked out for a potential fight against Wilder or fellow British heavyweight, Tyson Fury.
"Providing I beat Povetkin, 13 April is booked. Wembley is there - a date and a location - it's just the person who wants to step up and fight me."


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Sports / Re: Tennis: Serena Fined $17,000 For U.S Open Code Violations by abbeyloyee(m): 10:58am On Sep 10, 2018
NoSidonLook:
A very big congrats to Naomi Osaka

A 20 year old Black Asian girl defeating a 23 time grand slam legend... cheesy cheesy

her humility was also top notch...I heard the prize money for the U.S Open is THREE MILLION DOLLARS shocked shocked

Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Visits Edwin Clark (Photos) by abbeyloyee(m): 4:27pm On Sep 06, 2018
DAmericanDream:
This guy Fani Kayode is just a bloody sycophant.












Ah swear

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Mmesoma Ikwuagwu: Biography, Age Of Little Miss Nigeria by abbeyloyee(m): 5:01pm On Sep 03, 2018
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Crime / Re: FUPRE Students Forcing A Rat To Smoke Weed In Delta State by abbeyloyee(m): 12:52pm On Aug 31, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Pictured With Aki And Pawpaw In Warri by abbeyloyee(m): 4:27pm On Aug 06, 2018
Babyforever:
I'm not a lesbian but if I cross path with her I'll gladly smash that ass tongue


OMG

Politics / Re: Fayemi's Mentee Visits Ward Leaders, Get Royal Blessings by abbeyloyee(m): 4:39am On Aug 06, 2018
sojiboy:
One of the beneficiaries of #NotTooYoungToRun Bill Adesoji Gabriel (AngelGabby) who doubled as Fayemi's Mentee storms His Hometown, Visits his Ward Party leaders and gets Royal and grandparents Blessings.

Oba Adedara Emmanuel Okina ii commends AngelGabby for the rare bold steps and also assures him of Every support from the kingdom, stating that such step will encourage more youths not just in Ekiti but across the nation to follow suit.
Kabiesi laid emphasis on Ara-Ekiti being deprived of elective offices since time immemorial, that Gabby's decision to go for this House of Assembly will definitely put an end to thatu, as he has seen the commitments youth of the town has put into together, Saying that for the first time he will see PDP and APC youth working together harmoniously to achieve common goal, which is your project, it's heart warming and I welcome it.

Ekameta Ward where AngelGabby came from leader Oluyemi Kolawole Samuel welcome the homecoming of Gabby saying son of the soil, he stated that such brave move has always been traced to the Elejua's Family ( Gabby's ancestoral chieftaincy title).
Says Ekameta will support him, because youth are on revolutionary mission and we will support them amicably to make the transition easier.

AngelGabby appreciates the Kabiesi's warm reception and the ward Leader's Commendations repose confidence in the the APC Buhari led Federal government and Assures Kabiesi for better and brighter future the incoming Governor of Ekiti Dr. John Kayode Fayemi regime with bring.

Talking in the palace AngelGabby said "The isn't a contest between APC and PDP but a contest for all youth to be part and make a statement through his ambition. He Said like you all know apart from the disgrace that these outgoing members of the house has brought to us in Ekiti, you will agree with me that they are not representing us, talk more of representing our Constituency and Youth interest, I have come to give youth a face in the assembly, how can we have 56% of voting population and we can't have atleast someone to Echo our voice, he queried, The time is now to RESTORE OUR (YOUTH/Ijero Constituency and EKITI at large) Values.

Assures Kabiesi that he will be a good ambassador of the town, As he said that Dr. John Kayode Fayemi, who is his Mentor and Boss is a man of Honour, know for Academics Excellence, International recognition with high pedigree, Honest, cool and Responsible there is No way he will be anything different from him, Hence Kabiesi should just keep giving neccesary supports as he will make him proud.

As Kabiesi rounds up with Prayers, youth started Gyration as Gabby and his entourage move to another town.
Below are the pictures

I live pretty close to Ara-Ekiti. That town has no water, imagine people going to stream to fetch water in this century

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Education / Re: The Most Beautiful University You Have Been To In Nigeria by abbeyloyee(m): 4:34am On Aug 06, 2018
haryomikun:
So it's 2018 and I've been to OAU three times now. OAU has great architecture, yes, but they're far from being the most beautiful campus

Way too many old, unmaintained buildings

Modified...............

Damn, my thread made it to FP four years after sha cheesy cheesy

Congrats

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Jobs/Vacancies / How Long Do I Have To Wait After Union Bank Interview by abbeyloyee(m): 4:54am On Aug 01, 2018
Good a.m nairalanders. I had an interview with union bank through ICS OUTSOURCING as a bank teller on Monday. How long do I need to wait before the bank gets back to me. Anyone with experience can help.
Thank you very much and happy new month
Health / Re: How To Overcome Tramadol Withdrawal Symptoms? by abbeyloyee(m): 1:29pm On Jul 24, 2018
you4me:
Anytime you feel the urge urinate in cup and sip slowly it will help

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson & Jim Iyke Pictured On Set by abbeyloyee(m): 11:10am On Jun 06, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked



WEREY

Oh my baby MJ!

Her breast alone can drive you crazy
talkless of the dark ebony pusssy inbetween her thighs. Prince Odianosen Okojie is really enjoy!




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Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Gifts His Daughter A $5 Million Gift For Her 18th Birthday by abbeyloyee(m): 9:30am On May 22, 2018
QueenDeborah:
He could be fvcking her, who knows.
Werey
Family / Re: Ajibola and Adeboye Taiwo Welcome Sextuplets In US (Photos) by abbeyloyee(m): 10:12pm On May 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This one is more than just eating Igbo-ora yams.
This is purely IVF.
But trust Naija people; we are always greedy.

Oyibo will ask for only one foetus to be implanted.
But Naija person will ask that 10 are implanted so as to eliminate the possibility of it failing and their money wasting.

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Travel / Re: 4 Junior Cadet Officers Die In Road Accident Along Kano-Zaria Expressway (Photos by abbeyloyee(m): 9:03pm On May 06, 2018
TarOrfeek:
Be like My father's Academy Cadets.

Take flight.

Family / Re: Why Do We Have A Lot Of Single Mothers? by abbeyloyee(m): 2:49am On May 04, 2018
Seahawk:
We have single mothers because the sperm contributors refused to be the fathers to their children. Umm? Why is this a question?

Crime / Re: Man Pays 50k For Tearing Lady’s Pant And Bra Over Sex by abbeyloyee(m): 5:05pm On Apr 25, 2018
Werey
Food / Re: A Brazilian Restaurant Staff Fed A Disabled Black Man (video) by abbeyloyee(m): 10:31pm On Apr 13, 2018
Mo 4
Religion / Re: Electrifying Celebrations As Sisterhood-africa/global Prayer Conference Holds by abbeyloyee(m): 1:35pm On Apr 12, 2018
Hmm
Romance / SPECIALS TARGET MAP! Ghana Ranks 1st, Nigeria 5th In World Manhood Ranking by abbeyloyee(m): 5:52am On Mar 20, 2018
A graph has revealed the average size of a man’s erect penis from all over the world and Africa takes the top spot.

Men from Ghana have the world’s largest joysticks, while Nigerian comes 5th according to the latest ranking. South African men are ranked at number 10.

It appears countries such as Asian countries such as India, Thailand and South Korea are not gifted in that department as they are sitting at the bottom of the table.

Nigeria is in the top five with Gabon, Jamaica, and Haiti.

Target Map published a graph showing the differing lengths of a male’s manhood size across the World and Africa, Western Africa particular, takes the top spot.

Target Map created the colour-coded interactive infographic which shows the different sizes of men’s manhood depending on where they’re from.

The African countries have the largest manhoods while erect, while orange comes second, yellow is in middle, light green is the smallest and green is the smallest.

Manhood size

Western African countries like Ghana, the Congo, and Gabon grab the top spot, with their averages in excess of 16 centimetres.

6.3 – 7 inches (largest)

Ghana
Gabon
Jamaica
Haiti
Nigeria
5.8 – 6.3 inches (second largest)

Australia
Italy
Norway
Mexico
South Africa
While the diagram shows that African men have the world’s largest joysticks, Asian guys got the short end of the stick, as they have the smallest on average.

Asian countries like India, Thailand and South Korea don’t measure up as well as they’re situated at the bottom of the charts, with average sizes between 9.3 centimetres (3.6 inches) and 10.5 centimetres (4.1 inches).

3.6 – 4.1 inches (smallest)

India
Sri Lanka
Thailand
Malaysia
South Korea
4.1 – 5 inches (second smallest)

Russia
Japan
Brazil
Indonesia
Greece
https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/ghana-ranks-1st-nigeria-5th-in-world-manhood-ranking-wuzupnigeria.303789/

Crime / Re: Man Who Took His Wife To Swear An Oath Over Sex Brutalizes And Batters Her. PICS by abbeyloyee(m): 9:26am On Mar 01, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
cc; lalasticlala

Come to think of this **After the wound heals, it’s going to look like tattoos**. He helped her afterall
Oversense will not kill me

TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: “cee-c Will Ruin You” – Miracle Tells Tobi by abbeyloyee(m): 9:13am On Mar 01, 2018
lyniyke:
Stop asking a girl if
she has a man.Take
her out, spend on
her, make her
happy.she will
decide if she's
single or not.

TRUE TALK (word of the elders)
Romance / Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by abbeyloyee(m): 6:40am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry

Politics / Re: Kayan Zance: Gifts From Ajimobi To Ganduje Family (Photos) by abbeyloyee(m): 8:51pm On Jan 20, 2018
Chisos

Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-Benz Is Phasing Out V-6 Engines In Favor Of Inline-6s by abbeyloyee(m): 1:41pm On Jan 19, 2018
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alatbaba1:
Anytime I see Mercedes-Benz I get multiple organisms
MULTIPLE ORGANISMS...na wa o

Romance / Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by abbeyloyee(m): 1:21pm On Jan 19, 2018
ShyCypher:



Mah nigga grin grin

Romance / Re: Sex Dolls: The World Is In Trouble. by abbeyloyee(m): 12:23am On Jan 19, 2018
LZAA:

naija boiz u have gotz to undastand why chicks r afraid of sex dolls
chicks here get married for legal sex so no body wee call dem ashawo
a sex doll wee also kill all d shakara dy use to do and stop financial aid from men

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