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Nairaland / General / Assume by abbeyloyee(m): 11:07pm On Nov 15, 2019
Let’s get crazy about assumption.
Let’s say you die today.
What would be the one thing you’re scared your parents/siblings will find in your wardrobe





For me. It’s a Bible of Arizona (GRADE A)
They’ll be like, so this guy is a Bob Marlian not the other Marlian o.
LET’S BE GUIDED O



Drop yours. Let’s make this weekend fun, guys

Webmasters / Re: Facebook Unveils Its New Logo by abbeyloyee(m): 7:14am On Nov 05, 2019
Hmm

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Celebrities / Re: AMAA: Banky W Congratulates His Wife, Adesua Etomi by abbeyloyee(m): 4:01am On Oct 29, 2019
iamJ:
For a moment there, I tot she won an Oscar


This bald ode, always hyping this agama lizard that he calls a wife

Useless actress, 1 Kobo talent like this, she no get


All her movies, it's so obvious that she was acting, hype left and right


As for banky, I no blame you, after years of woman rejecting your bald spermatozoas, u finally found one that was ready to accept having bald sons and daughters
We understand u bro



BROZ ABEG NO LIE
WETIN BODA BANKY DO YOU?
Like if you think say this guy dey talk truth

Pets / Re: My Dog Is Reacting To Something. HELP!!! by abbeyloyee(m): 9:35pm On Oct 20, 2019
LUGBE:
Please i really want to know what drug can kill a dog
1. Indocide
2. Rat poison
Health / Re: Please Help, Insomnia Is Killing Me by abbeyloyee(m): 3:24am On Oct 04, 2019
I don’t believe in insomnia. All you need is good ARIZONA and you’re going to start sleeping like a lot of wood or like a baby
Anyone you like
Religion / Re: Five Ways To Identify A Good Church To Attend by abbeyloyee(m): 8:16am On Sep 29, 2019
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Food / Re: Nigerian Food Combinations That You Haven't Tried by abbeyloyee(m): 12:26pm On Sep 27, 2019
Get

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Education / Re: UNN Releases Primary (merit) Admission List For 2019/2020 Academic Session by abbeyloyee(m): 4:52pm On Sep 26, 2019
Hey
Samakus:
According to the University's website, primary admission list has been released. Candidates can check their name on the list on the University website.




https://www.unn.edu.ng/breaking-news-20192020-primary-admission-list/


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Celebrities / Re: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by abbeyloyee(m): 8:04pm On Sep 15, 2019
slawomir:
I just love the way she is slim, small and beautiful
Just like them Angelina Jolie, Gal gadot, Adesuwa
Kareena Kapoor


My love for slim girls ehnnnn

They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina

Leggings dey fit them die and their Camel toe is very obvious and beautiful
camel toes are for slim girls whoose thigh are slim enough not to choke their pussy there by revealing this outline of their labia majora in tightly fitting clothes like leggings

Which means when slim girls are on leggings ehnnn
They are too sexy

Na so slim girls dey release different liquid during sex. Watery, sticky, foaming liquid

But they are very deep down there. They can accommodate anything that comes in.
If you want to make them happy tell them to sit on you


I love them slim
Shout out to all the slim ladies


Love you bro

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Crime / Re: Ghanaian, Rubbin Sarpong Scams 30 U.S Women Of $2.1m, A Victim Committed Suicide by abbeyloyee(m): 1:59pm On Sep 09, 2019
Fvckmoderators:
If you have been scammed before you will wish nothing short of jungle justice they are worse than ritualists and kidnappers

Business / Re: Supermarket Owners Rake In Huge Profits Over Closure Of Shoprite In Akure by abbeyloyee(m): 5:25am On Sep 06, 2019
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Politics / Re: FG To Commission 40MW Kashimbilla Hydropower Plant Soon by abbeyloyee(m): 6:11am On Sep 02, 2019
Hmm

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Politics / Re: IPOB Plans To Attack Buhari In Japan: Abike Dabiri Reacts by abbeyloyee(m): 10:58am On Aug 26, 2019
State001:
The Presidency has reacted to the plan by members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) to attack President Muhammadu Buhari in Tokyo, Japan, Igbere TV reports.

Igbere TV had reported that IPOB leader, Nnamdi Kanu, gave an order for his members to attack the Nigerian leader who is participating in the 7th Tokyo International Conference on African Development.

Kanu in a letter obtained by Igbere TV, had written to his Imperial Majesty of the most esteemed and revered throne of Chrysanthemum, Emperor Naruhito of Japan, informing him of the plan.

He said the IPOB will not only disgrace but also arrest President Muhammadu Buhari who allegedly died long ago in January 2017 and buried in Saudi Arabia.

According to him, IPOB planned campaign of public arrest of the “impostor” in Tokyo is directed at Jubril Al-Sudani “the fake President of Nigeria”, not Buhari who he said died long ago in January 2017 and buried in Saudi Arabia.

“The Japanese authorities we know are best placed to unravel and confirm the true identity of Jubril”, Kanu stated.

Members of the IPOB were seen flying into Japan from different part of the world, ahead of the President’s arrival, in exclusive photos obtained by Igbere TV on Monday.

Reacting, Chairman of Nigerians in Diaspora Commission (NIDComm), Mrs. Abike Dabiri-Erewa, said the plan to attack Buhari in Japan by IPOB was not only careless, but disrespectful.

Dabiri-Erewa, who spoke on Monday in an exclusive interview with Lagos FM, threatened to be be ruthless on IPOB members if they dare carry out their threat.

“The call to attack President Buhari in Japan by Nnamdi Kanu is not just careless but also disrespectful to the core. Who does he think he is? If his group tries anything in Japan, I personally will take it upon myself to see that they are dealt with this time around.

“We are yet to forgive them on the assault on Senator Ike Ekweremmadu (in Germany) and they are planning to disrupt the President’s visit in Japan”, she stated.


http://igberetvnews.com/934851/plan-attack-buhari-japan-ipob-just-careless-disrespectful-presidency/

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Politics / Re: Gov. Udom Emmanuel Visits Sen. Ekpeyong Over Wife’s Demise (photos) by abbeyloyee(m): 7:13am On Aug 24, 2019
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TV/Movies / Re: Esther Goes To Frodd After Biggie Called Him For Removing His Pant In Bed by abbeyloyee(m): 2:23pm On Aug 18, 2019
Hmm
Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle Shares After Sex Video With Lover, Fans Blast Her (Photos) by abbeyloyee(m): 4:00am On Aug 14, 2019
drshrewd:
chueeeei shocked na this kain babe I dey like shocked
Chocolate botilicious, brestulucios & natilucious beauty kiss
I fit pay N1m self to nack this babe kiss

Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Six Yahoo Boys In Uyo (Photo) by abbeyloyee(m): 6:04am On Aug 09, 2019
Craigslists:
Lol

I no talk say make EFCC no arrest street boys o, since Na weytin Buhari believe say e go solve Nigeria problems. I no blame Magu too, because just like Osinbajo, he is just Buhari’s errand boy.

My joy be say dem dey send boys with intelligent internet skills go hang out for six months or less where dem fit exchange ideas.
Naija government call am jail term shocked.
I laugh in Japanese grin
.

Some of these niggas are geniuses if you don’t know. Person wey fit impersonate the Office of the United States Government take defraud people wey him never even see before, you suppose fear such person.

I sorry for Nigeria when these boys go serve their jail time come out finish and this useless government no go come engage them, the world won’t believe what will hit them.

You all should be prepared because we are about to have yahoo yahoo mafia gangs in the future just like the ones run by drugs and weapon cartels.

#Amnesty for yahoo boys.







RESPECT

Sports / Re: Real Madrid Officially Calls Off Bale's Move To China by abbeyloyee(m): 9:05am On Jul 29, 2019
Jokerman:
I think Ronaldo's transfer has taught Madrid lessons...

However Bale is suffering disrespect as he himself doesn't respect his elders, I remember what he said when Ronaldo left Madrid, as if it was Ronaldo that held his glass legs from reaching his peak

Some people even say Bale is better than Zidane(Arguably the best CM of all time)

Well as a Barca fan, I wish we could buy bale to our team, maybe he'd win Barca best player of the season, since he never won any at Madrid

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Phones / Re: Uganda Vs Nigeria Trending On Twitter by abbeyloyee(m): 8:53am On Jul 29, 2019
teelarryberry:



U dat u are,waking up 5am ,shey u are richer dan Dangote now ,
Cos I can't fine ,ur name on Forbes list ,, workaolic ,,

I dont know.why small.fun would be a crime ,, peoples sha,,
Very anyhow human beings




I tire o

Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle Shows Her Twerking And Dancing Skills by abbeyloyee(m): 12:20pm On Jun 16, 2019
dynicks:
so u sef follow dey book space eh! Richdad! Chai!

50 years old Richard for that matter �
Celebrities / Re: Johnny Drille Recounts How A Girl He Met During NYSC Dumped Him And Got Married by abbeyloyee(m): 10:12am On Jun 15, 2019
ikewaterwater:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
New meme

Crime / Re: Corper Calls Out A Conductor Who Touched Her Vagina In Onitsha by abbeyloyee(m): 1:05pm On Jun 08, 2019
Em don use her ������

Romance / Re: I Dumped My Bride On Wedding Day Because She's Been Cheating On Me- Groom Shouts by abbeyloyee(m): 7:09pm On May 27, 2019
SmellySperm:
I need a girlfriend as loyal like the bride's maid... she's a wife material and no one is noticing her!
SmellySperm:
I need a girlfriend as loyal like the bride's maid... she's a wife material and no one is noticing her!




She no get choice.
Her sister is the second born and she needs her elder sister to get married so that she can marry ASAP.
It’s traditional for elder sister to get married before junior sister in their tribe.
Na why she dey carry wedding gown upandan �
Which kind friend get time for disgrace these days
Friends go don drop cloth for ground japa
Anyways. Stay away from ARIZONA, Na him make me dey talk about person wey I no even sabi him papa

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Politics / Re: Second Term: I Don’t Want To Be Reappointed As Buhari’s Minister – Lokpobiri by abbeyloyee(m): 8:33am On May 27, 2019
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Business / Re: NSE Clarifies Concerns On MTN Nigeria's Premium Board Listing by abbeyloyee(m): 7:44am On May 21, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Bring Your Mother, Bastard”- Ubi Franklin Replies A Troll Who. by abbeyloyee(m): 10:00am On May 19, 2019
Just imagine him replying with
** I’ll try my best not to**
Humorous
Mature enough to ease anger

Business / Re: Before You Take A Business Loan, Make Sure You Know The Answer To This Question by abbeyloyee(m): 1:51pm On May 10, 2019
PatrickOkunima:
Did you find the article educating?


No. You stole the FTC

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Business / Re: Before You Take A Business Loan, Make Sure You Know The Answer To This Question by abbeyloyee(m): 1:50pm On May 10, 2019
No. You stole the FTC

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Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley X Zlatan - Am I A Yahoo Boy (official Video) by abbeyloyee(m): 1:50pm On May 09, 2019
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