₦airaland Forum

Cake of life!!

DonMaxxy:
They asked CHANGE for their MONTHLY CHANGE and CHANGE replied by CHANGING them...

How can you beat a child and ask him not to cry...

Truth be told, bro, sometimes these Doctors always think they have the monopoly of strike. That whenever they strike, they must collect what they require 100%.

They are not the only civil / public servants in Nija na.

Nice one

Oh! Busted!

Fayose is now gradually becoming the next 'Lying' machine.

Am sure Bubu is piling your offenses till you leave the government house. When your prosecution immunity is over.

Temitemi would be happy anywhere he is now!!

Cos his role model is again making headlines..

ok o

Lawful freeze of a business or personal account or an instrument of operating such an an account is in itself not an end but a means to achieving an end.

There have been various suspicious activities but no action, supposedly, in Ekiti State and surrounding Dr Ayodele Fayose which the resident DSS and EFCC officers in that state must have taken note of and he reported to their superior office, which prompted the first action.

We need to remember the poultry house/factory incident during the first reign of Ayodele Fayose and that this second tenure is running out while elections is approaching and no sufficient infrastructure to justify expenditures from govt purse? This might be a pointer to him that his finances are being watched against graft or laundering.

No one is above mistake nor failure. It's good to have good watchmen.
Let him that think he stand take heed o...

Nice one!

majorclems:
Op, I can sight a pin inside the box. Pls what is it used for??

It's the sim removal tool

What a discovery!

A big kudos to the government for making this discovery open. This will make them more transparent and accountable.

lol...

Blessograo:
yeah, those kind of headache that is on one side of your head and will even close one eye for you and probably warn you never to look up

That's comical.

A good way of telling someone to go to hell and he'll be looking forward to the journey.

Is sever headache same as migraine?

Some people would find this dish disgusting while others would wish its in their tummy. But seriously, the Chinese are known for lizard-eating, though there are some specie of lizards that might be poisonous for pudding.

Congrats to the catcher and eater of lizard!!

RIP dear brethren,

FUTA, my Almer Mata.

RCF my fellowship while in school.

May God give the entire fellowship the fortitude to bear the loss. Amen..

This news must become sensational.

Oya where sre those scholarship papers, come collect ya own, go yankee.

Like seriously?

This is disappearing act is alarming.

Ok o

You mean

fr3do:
Congrats to the senator on him taking the title.

Some people will wonder why he is taking the title immediately after his father's death, In Igboland some titles can't be taken whilst one's father is alive.


The senator is full of action o, he can give Hanks anuku a run for his money.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3666228_pao1_jpg3df6cf81a2ff044473f4382ed2f8c9ed

You don't say he 'killed his own father' so he can quickly take up this title?

So much for thought in your guess!!

People Deceiving People!!


Hero of Democracy for conceding to a lost election.

So much!!

He has SELF RESPECT, I agree

waxxydude:
He was far from perfect but all he wanted was RESPECT for uganda.

Simple and short.

Respect for the country by heavily devaluating their currency?

Did you watch that film - IDI AMIN?

yarimo:
He remained me of his quote. YES I AGREE YOU HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BUT YOUR SECURITY AFTER THE SPEECH THAT WHAT I CAN NOT ASSURED YOU

Was that his quote? I never knew!

Am very certain many children on Nairaland can't ever know this once great and fearful man. He once lived and feared in Uganda (pronounced as Yuganda) of Africa.


April 11, 1979: Idi Amin overthrown

April 11, 1979, Ugandan dictator Idi Amin flees the Ugandan capital of Kampala as Tanzanian troops and forces of the Uganda National Liberation Front close in. Two days later, Kampala fell and a coalition government of former exiles took power.

In 1979, his eight years of chaotic rule came to an end when Tanzania and anti-Amin Ugandan forces invaded and toppled his regime. Amin had launched an unsuccessful attack on Tanzania in October 1978 in an effort to divert attention from Uganda’s internal problems. He escaped to Libya, eventually settling in Saudi Arabia, where he died in August 2003. The deaths of 300,000 Ugandans are attributed to Idi Amin.


Source: http://crimetimes.ng/crimehistory/april-11-1979-idi-amin-overthrown/

Nice info

Thank God for safety..

sleekkid2015:
The trial of Senate President, Bukola Saraki at the Code of Conduct Tribunal has resumed for the day.

CCT Chairman, Danladi Umar has introduced 2 new rules to the trial . The rules are :

Use of camera phones and iPads are now prohibited
All security men with rifles in the courtroom would henceforth stay outside the courtroom

http://www.musbizubeat.com/2016/04/cct-chairman-danladi-umar-makes-2-new-rules-serious/

That's just the norm in the court setting.

You don't use phones or come in with rifle.

In fact someone can be taken-in for contempt of court should your phone ring during court sitting.

Court orderlies don't even equip rifle on themselves in the courtroom.

These are just the rules in every regular court. NOTHING NEW!!

Sigidi fe sere ete, o ni ki won gbe oun s'omi....


Pride goes before the fall

Rubbish people.

We need a law that makes recall of lawmakers easy and seamless.

we just need that law.

Hello,

slimderek:

This information is for Nigeria people alone

CORRUPTION & WASTAGE: Buhari And Jonathan, At A Glance. FACT IS FACT.

1] Jonathan sold Petrol at N87 while Buhari is selling at average of N300 & above, yet Buhari supporters think Jonathan was more corrupt and wasteful.

2] When Jonathan Budgeted N1bn for feeding in Aso-Rock in 2011, and N517m in 2015, APC cried wolf and now Buhari's budget for same is N1.7billion. Yet Buharists are mute and still think GEJ was more corrupt and wasteful.

3] Jonathan spent N1.4bn to service all presidential jets in one year while Buhari spends N6bn on same in 6month yet Buharists
think GEJ was more corrupt and wasteful.

4] Jonathan gave more funding to education while Buhari's 2016
budget favours Ministry of information more than education
yet Buharists think GEJ was more corrupt/wasteful.

5] Jonathan spent an average of N8million on each international
trip while Buhari spends an average of N55million on each
international trip, yet Buharists think GEJ was more corrupt and
wasteful.

6] Jonathan created Over 5.8millon jobs in 5yrs while buhari has
sacked over 2million workers in 8months. Check Federal
Bureau of Statistics.

7] Jonathan made Nigeria's economy the best in Africa and No 1 investment destination & quadrupled our GDP in 4yrs while Buhari has dragged Nigeria's economy down to 14th position in ranking in just 7months.

8] Jonathan left Naira exchange rate @ N185 to $1 but Buhari with his Adama and Eve economics has destroyed the Naira in just 8 months which now sells at N315 to $1.

9] It took Jonathan less than 2weeks to select his cabinet including foreign based technocrats while it took Buhari 6months to do same. Even with indicted people and no single economist among the 36 names.

10] Buhari claimed that subsidy was fraud (Who is subsidizing who@) but buhari has spent N1.2trillion on fuel subsidy in the last 5 months and still no fuel while all Buharists have suddenly gone dumb.

11] Buhari/APC accused Jonathan of corruption but have not been able to pin one stain on him, while Muhammadu Buhari himself followed the crowd that entered into the #DasukiGate.

12] Under Jonathan freedom and liberty of Nigerians was not determined by party affiliation, but today under Buhari his perceived enemies and political opponents are leveled with frivolous allegations of crimes and intimidated with either the EFCC or the DSS.

13] Buhari does not have an Honorary WAEC but bags an
illegal Honorary (Ph.D) from a university that have no PhD student and Not approved by NUC and yet Buharists respect his NEPA Bill more than GEJ's PhD.

14. Buhari used his secondary school principal's recommendation letter to become Military Head of State and again used Court Affidavit to become President and no one reminded him that these are the height of corruption.
He Refused to declare his assets public, suppressing the FOI and denied all his 81 election promises and stayed in the last 8 months blaming former leaders. Jonathan was in that position, he never complained or blamed anyone, but faced his work even when Buhari's disgruntled brother ensured that Nigeria will know no peace. - Hope For Nigeria

Sorry for your loss!!

Split milk also taste sour

crotonite:
aiming

gracias

Some sort of damage control must be failing the opposition party.

Oti o

Since, the birds (of the smugglers) have learnt to fly without perching, the hunters (of NCS) has learnt to shoot without missing!!

I am tempted to smell rat - going by the non rounding-off of the numbers of seized bags of rice and kegs of vegetable-oil. Hoping food-stuffs have not changed hands

Thank God, the loss is minimal!!

I can guess the driver is siphoning fuel out of the vehicle while his engine is running...

If it goes my way, it is laudable.

If it goes the other way, it is shameful and rigged, abi?