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Lennykin:
Hehehe

Is your data bundle for real?

Overdosed medicine is inappropriate. By all means!

Under that type of anointing, anybody can fall. There's always a level of anointing that'll fall everyone.

Are these guys supposed to be Nigerians?

At least, some 'Improved Take Away Food Pack' is sure for him and possibly his entourage.

Mo gbo, mo ya tinz

The church service suppose wait for the bride!

Because it's not her fault!

Roads have been closed today as early as 5:45am. Besides, the wedding dates must have been announced like 3 months ago ever before the marathon was scheduled!

Brooklynsouth:
I don't like the way you folks lie you on a five leave just to defend the dullard come on if you wanna lie cook it up in a way that a kid won't know you are lying gosh!

I don't have to have an issue with you on this!
You find it unbelievable that someone can be on 5day leave, abi?

You'll fathom that once you start to work in a corporate environment!

Of course,.

margclever:
no doctrin of necessity o o this time cos the north cant be fooled, he will complete his tenure even if its from a casket, so dont get excited

Long live the President!

FISAYOADEX:
Nurses!

tomdon: so the story, last week, about the president going for medicals in France is true after all.
so its just a disguise that he's going to represent the country in France, he was actually lying.
he travels too much, the ministers or at best the vp can represent him in most of those trips if Nigeria must be represented.
everyone needs rest but how many Nigerians get the luxury of 5 days off work at will after working for under one year

Sorry,

I am currently on a 5-day leave of absence from work!

Even labourers go on leave at will! How much more a director of a company or the President of a country!

AyakaDunukofia:
What's so special about it? Does it remove the fact Osinbajo is a vice President.

Nearly can't kill a bird

For the records, Osinbajo would now be addressed as Acting President Osinbajo.

Frank3n2:
They are what??

They are chinko

ademoladeji:
JOKE!!!

This is too funny to be true. All I know is 'Diariz God oooo'

Yeah!

Must be a good joke

prothelley:
It will be relisted soon.......story

Don't be hater of good things na!

Well, that's almost going to be true if JEG or PDP comes back to rule!


Check this:https://www.nairaland.com/2912138/hilary-cliton-inspire-me-run

PEJ's coming back to Aso Rock!

Waoh!

Much as I believe this, I need to see the list!

Far removed from the opulence of Aso Rock, Dame Patience Jonathan, former First Lady of Nigeria, has been off the radar, leading a rather lowkey life by her standards in Otueke, Bayelsa.

The Wife of former president Goodluck Jonathan, popularly called Mama Peace, has curiously not joined her husband as he tours the world receiving awards. We caught up with her at the family home in Bayelsa where we discussed Life outside the spotlight, Politics and moves for the future.

FNN: Your exelle....

PEJ: No, just call me mama Peace.

FNN: Mama Peace, how have you managed to stay away from the news for this long?

PEJ: My brother, its God. I am just happy to be alive, me and my husband and children.

FNN: so what has Mama Peace been up to?

PEJ: I have been going classes to get my Ph.D. I cannot allow only Ebele to be answering Doctor in the house *laughter ensues*

FNN: do you miss life in Aso Rock?

PEJ: I cannot tell you lie, I miss it. But to God be the Glory, in 2019 I will be back there

FNN: Wow! Does President Goodluck intend to run again?

PEJ: Noo, not Ebele. Me

FNN: Wow Wow Wow

PEJ: yes O my brother. I have been looking Tele and seeing what Hilary is doing in America. If she can contest, I will contest. Man have been ruling our country since 1960, but look at us. Suffer suffer everywhere.

FNN: So you fancy your chances of becoming president? Do you think you have the CV?

PEJ: Did Obasanjo have CV?

FNN: Valid point.

PEJ: look, this our country have mature to have a Woman President. Hilary that is contesting, does she have two head? The woman in Liberia does she have 2 head?

FNN: But Mama Peace, do you think you have the requisite political clout?

PEJ: I have requisite, I have deposit. Go and look at Wike in Port Harcourt. I will not say more than that. Those wey know know *laughter*

FNN: Well it's been a pleasure interviewing you Ma. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

PEJ: Thank you my brother. Greet your family for me.


Source.:http://www./posts/187038/

How?

ice234:
Clear case of double taxation. ....

Every business pay tax to its state host! That has been the law!

Thawarplay:
Since last week no network in ondo city

Port your mtn lines, bro.

MTN is a serial offender

Who will this affect? At the long run, it's mtn.

But mtn has this poor habit of evading payments.

That's criminal! And they have the guts to issue a caveat. Rubbish!

Every other subscriber would find other service providers, MTN would definitely lose out!

Your friend should get better training that'll enhance his skills or fresh skills that will be marketable.

He should forget anything called girlfriend until he can cater for himself.

The most pretty girlfriends of this world will come asking after the successful man

That's it.

I don't get it!

How is this news for FP?

What should we now believe?

I wonder how BH that is holding no territory be holding up to 500 pple.
How were they fed.

Who is previously responsible for the welfare of the 500 rescued? So much needing answers.

You've always always thought those two words and one and the same meaning. Same here.

Until I saw this pix, not anymore!

What are your thoughts now...

Nice to know.

Oya na!

Ave already reserved a phone to enable the sim as soon as it's available!

I always hate to see this kind of corporate and official nudity on FP

Let them remain in their respective sections!

They influence our youths, making them believe that is the acceptable dressing mode..

Abi?

41 years old governor!

TippyTop:
This man smokes Indian hemp, no one in their right mind speaks like this.

What is right mind in drinking kainkain?

Bubu, carry go, God be with you.

Where is Fayose's poo?

shevi4mb:
OP, the ugly truth still stands.....the males are wasting @ the war front and the females are gradually outnumbering their co-gender in the WHOLE world

Like seriously?!

Okay for those who have started making emigration plans based on the Eritrean wife bonanza, IT'S A HOAX...

http://www.madote.com/2016/01/hoax-story-of-eritrea-asking-men-to.html


In what could be described as an early 'April Fool's Day' prank, a story originally posted by an obscure Somali website reported unnamed "activists" posted a memo on a social media site allegedly from the Eritrean government asking men to marry at least two wives due to shortage of men caused by war.

The document, which was written in Arabic, says the State of Eritrea called for all men in the country to marry at least two wives and the government assuring that it will pay for the marriage ceremonies and houses. It added any man or woman who oppose the decision “will face a life sentence”.

The story would have gone unnoticed had it not been for the Digital Standard, a popular tabloid Kenyan website, which published the story to a Kenyan audience that are very active on social media sites like Twitter.

Since their report, the Eritrea hashtag has been trending in Kenya and to a lesser degree, in Nigeria. Hundreds of tweets have been made, with many men from Kenya and Nigeria professing they will visit Eritrea to get their share of wives.

Many African countries still allow polygamy and some, including Kenya, have even enshrined it in their constitutions.

Amid the frenzy of tweets, many Eritreans pointed out that the bogus report goes against the recently instituted Penal Code of Eritrea, which practically makes polygamy illegal in the country:

1) Except where polygamy is recognized under civil law in conformity with tradition or religious usage, a person who, being tied by the bond of a valid marriage, intentionally contracts another marriage before the first union has been dissolved or annulled; or

(2) Any unmarried person who marries another he knows to be tied by the bond of an existing marriage, is guilty of bigamy, a Class 1 petty offence, punishable with a definite term of imprisonment of not less than 6 months and not more than 12 months, or a fine of 20,001 – 50,000 Nakfas, to be set in intervals of 2,500 Nakfas; or

(3) Limitations of criminal proceedings shall be suspended until such time as one of the marriages shall have been dissolved or annulled.

About Shortage of Men
Moreover, there is no shortage of Eritrean men. According to the CIA Factbook, Eritrea has the same male/female ratio as most countries.

Eritrea is no stranger to hoaxes. In 2013, Eritrea experienced what is now infamously known as the "Twitter coup", in which many credible news agencies falsely claimed a coup took place in Eritrea.

Similar hoaxes of President Isaias Afwerki's death by accredited Western journalists and activists have also been made in 2012, 2013 and 2015.


http://www.madote.com/2016/01/hoax-story-of-eritrea-asking-men-to.html?m=1

Activists Say Eritrea Ordered All Men To Be Polygamous Or Risk ‘Life Imprisonment’

polygamy
In what could pass as an ‘April Fool’s Day’ prank, activists have posted a memo on Facebook allegedly from the Eritrean government asking men to marry at least two wives due to an acute shortage of men occasioned by causalities during the civil war with Ethiopia.
A copy of a scanned decision of the Grand Mufti surfaced on the social media site on Thursday last week and showed the State of Eritrea calling for all men in the country to marry at least two wives and the government assuring that it will pay for the marriage ceremonies and houses.
The document, which could not be independently verified, says any man or woman who oppose the decision “will face a life sentence”.
A Standard report showed that activists had translated the memo — written in Arabic — to:
“Based on the law of God in polygamy, and given the circumstances in which the country is experiencing in terms of men shortage, the Eritrean department of Religious Affairs has decided on the following:
“First that every man shall marry at least two women and the man who refuses to do so shall be subjected to life imprisonment with hard labour.
“The woman who tries to prevent her husband from marrying another wife shall be punished to life imprisonment.”

More than 150,000 Eritrean soldiers were killed during the secession war from Ethiopia between 1998 and 2000. At the time Eritrea had about four million people.
Eritrea is one of Africa’s most authoritarian societies and has on several occasions been accused of “systematic, widespread and gross human rights violations,” by the United Nations, The Washington Post reported.
The country ranks that worst (189 out of 189) on the World Bank’s ease-of-doing-business index.
Many African countries still allow polygamy and some, including Kenya, have even enshrined it in their constitutions.
Instances of polygamy in many African countries have dropped significantly mainly due to increased urbanization, spread of Christianity and higher literacy levels. There are however still higher cases of multiple wives in Muslim communities across the continent.


- See more at: http://afkinsider.com/114150/activists-say-eritrea-ordered-men-marry-two-wives-risk-jail/#sthash.dyX5QvbA.dpuf

http://afkinsider.com/114150/activists-say-eritrea-ordered-men-marry-two-wives-risk-jail/

I almost can't believe this!

Noted..