₦airaland Forum

Burgerlomo:
He's very active on both sides, and the reason why he didn't play against Cameroon is because his legs are not too good on that day to play a pitch match, so he decided to use his weapon of mass destruction to go and play the ozza room a bedmatic match

so dry

Burgerlomo:
He's very active on both sides, and the reason why he didn't play against Cameroon is because his legs are not too good on that day to play a pitch match, so he decided to use his weapon of mass destruction to go and play the ozza room a bedmatic match

so dry

Nma27:
When we have toys. Why descend soooo low? Evils

sweetheart toy is hard work and some are just too lazy, in fact to some others it is even considered stooping low

Tamarapetty:
prepare too!! ima split ya head into two so you can think twice, only time you gon be feeling high is having emotion for flies then ima crack your ribs like a comedian and pack ya hips so you know how pain feels. i gat you on ya knees now, your next to the feet (DEFEAT) !

WATCH OUT

I'm in awe of you babe. in fact, now I doubt you are a lady self. you just slew this guy and his weak and impotent punchlines, so much so that he had to "underline" his punchline cos even a microscope wouldn't have noticed it lool, but you!! took him to him to the cleaners.

Narldon:

OP, Did you bother to ask if I've Eaten this Morning?

No! You did not..

Instead, You're asking me about "WEIRD THINGS"

Biko, I'm not feeling fine

ngwa narldon have you eaten?
not feeling fine? what's wrong??

fratermathy:
Oversabi Nigerians. How's someone's private video our concern?

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abi oooohh, but the problem is he made of public himself now,however inadvertent

fratermathy:
Oversabi Nigerians. How's someone's private video our concern?

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abi oooohh, but the problem is he made of public oh

Dlordsamurai:
Not a big deal, people find love on nairaland on a daily basics, and nairalanders get married to each other and will keep getting married to each other, for the fact that they dont come online to announce it, dont mean its not happening, so once again, its not a big deal.

of course my brother "on daily basics"

Dlordsamurai:
Not a big deal, people find love on nairaland on a daily basics, and nairalanders get married to each other and will keep getting married to each other, for the fact that they dont come online to announce it, dont mean its not happening, so once again, its not a big deal.

of course my brother "on daily basics"

Donald3d:
At last i have being telling people , Always do what you love, it sounds hard to believe but i would rather be broke than do what i dont love , i will just end up pissing my self by doing what i dont love,stick to what you love guys , i know times are hard, and you will be tempted to do what you dont love, if its temporary, FINE, but as soon as you get enough cash , please switch to what you love."You will attain unfathomable success if you do and stick to what you love,you will achieve reduced or "not up to standard" success if you dont do what you love" #DonaldHasSpoken

guess how many times you mentioned "what you love and what you don't love" as in "love" in this piece...
8 times!! lol

jobzytravels:
so CDQ that sang "Ooobi" is not even among A-F. You dey find trouble o

what's ooobi? what's the message motive and/or inspiration behind sai baba. better he careful there!

Dexema:
Or no list

na VC's list him name go come out. this one na merit list lol lol lol

Dexema:
Or no list

na VC's list him name go come out. this one na merit list

Dexema:
Or no list

na VC's list him name go come out. this one na merit list lol lol lol

sunshineG:
Small doctor Omo iya teacher E list

ein eiiin lol

sunshineG:
Small doctor Omo iya teacher E list

ein win lol

sweatlana:
When an African woman marries an oyibo man he is young and handsome.

When an African man especially Nigerian marries oyibo is usually his grandmothers mate or ancestor.

Why??

Because a lot of our young men these days are shameless gigolo. Looking for who will pay rent and feed them.

A good number of them are here on nl. Gold digging bastards that abuse women.
Bloody hypocrites

lool, but why are you so bitter?

Boc007:
Eheheh but I dear you to go for 21days, you don't really know what you are missing in the other side of the world.

loool you are suffering and smiling bro
and it's dare jor! not dear

BiafraBushBoy:
Damn!!

I think rape is now legal in Nigeria...

With the way the Govt rapes us, and the way opposite sex does...

It is like we are now natural victims of rape in Nigeria.

olodo, legal indeed. legal and they are being charged to court when apprehended? you're an epic f**l oh biafra indeed!

loool it's a very beautiful cat. haaha

try reading it imagining the story is being told by okon the actor, it would be epic.

Go and eat your stupid love. even God did not tempt human beings like that how much more humans. women shar. he did the right thing! you be setting trap like a hunter just learning how to hunt if otedola's son comes for you knowing that your bf loves you would you even give it a second thought! ( she will come and say it's not about money now oh) mtscheew go and date the new Facebook you opened give it a profile and date it werey

he's simply trying to know about your sex life either becos he wants to know if you are sexually active as he's scheming how to enter you. he's not sure if you are the type that has sex and he has a very dirty mind towards you I'm sure. tell him yes you did and it's not a big deal and you would see his true person for the addict he is or tell him it was a mistake and watch him cajole you into dating him claiming he loves your person when he simply wants the kittykat and just want to tempt you into seeing of you would make that same "mistake" with him. he'll be so nice and won't mind to spoil you cos for him mind he don see fresh meat as he'd think you are a novice and must be tight/sweet.

i don't understand you oh bros. do u wear rags on a normal day abi what is special about what you wore today wet make belle dey sweet you

this nairaland mods can fit provoke person ehn! to imagine this made FP and more important posts won't.God is watching you people oh. after them go say Nigeria is corrupt if this is not corruption what else is? stealing!??

Like falz the bad guy said in one of his songs " even great talent no go blow without good promotion. I made a promise to only do good music cos there is sooo much to talk about, so many ills and wrongs to right and what better tool out there to use than music, even in as much as we like to and just want to dance. its been unencouraging to drop anymore songs as there is so much more to come where these 2 are coming from but its been kinda depressing honestly, with the two (links below) showing so much signs but not doing so much. some times it gets you down and almost out and it might just miraculously take an encouraging comment from a random fan to restore some glimmer of hope at that point in time as this is something you want and believe in soo bad!

http://www..ng/download-mp3/music-a-b-blaize-na-god-prod-by-jimpbeats

http://my.notjustok.com/track/111480/ab-blaize-ofumere

please let's do this together, criticise it if you must (only after giving a listen oh!) but share with family and friends alike if you think its worthy to be out there. im open to kill your shows and rock your parties and theres many more hits I promise, but I'm doing this on my own and want you to join hands and make this dream a reality these little ways you can, I'll never forget it! lalastica abeg help a brother-man

ManTiger:
I'm checking up Dan Jiggy on IG already, I will appreciate a direct contact tho.

I'm not sure you would find Dan jiggy on insta cos i dont know his handle myself.but watch this space ill get you a direct contact but if you reside in Lagos his studio is at lawanson. i could send you a link to my song he mixed and mastered so you feel his works for yourself

ManTiger:
Thanks for your input, the equipment determines the output most times, I saw Psquard in-house studio and I was like wow... I saw Avid S4 which is currently on pre-order only, MBox Pro4, sound compressor with a powerful soundcard, even if someones voice is cracked, the equipment will smoothing it. What i'm saying is the equipement we are working with is currently limited but excuse is not a reason not to give a trial. I actually contact the prolific Indomix for mixing and mastering but his bills were on the high side compared to our budget.

Thanks so much for your input.

lool indomix? somebody that you hear his name on almost every A-list artiste's song what do you expect? bro I like the faith you have in your work tho.you believe am die. thats a necessary attribute but really how vast are you with the music environment? how many mixing and mastering guys do you know?have you heard of Dan jiggy? there are many more dope guys around I used Dan jiggy once and it was professional becos he's standard and has been in rgw industry for years. I've not been to his studio for ages but I can vouch for his works. music business is serious business if you have the money to spend on a project u believe in spend oh whatever you do avoid mediocrity and be true to yourself. many expensive songs out there even though they "don't make sense" but you dey hear am whether you like it or not, thats money speaking and the quality of the song plus the names you hear on the production no be beans. it is well bro

bro I have a question for you. if you bought a car with your hard earned money, and just before you drove it home engine begin show signs of a possible knock or total breakdown, let's say you never pay completely, would you go on and pay the full amount for an engine that is destined to break down. your thoughts right now might be what would people say, you might already be counting in your mind the number of people who might feel disappointed and wondering what you would tell people happened or how u would explain this thing. see, people would always talk good or bad. in fact if you go on and eventually "norkpa" na that talking go worst pass,CNN self fit carry am. there's nothing more unbearable than a nagging wife/husband. if from day one you're already having this kinda irreconcilable differences I guess you already have your excuse for calling it off. but make the choice yourself. what do you see in her that makes you wanna go on? does it outweigh the reasons why you don't want to? in the end it all falls back to you. sense fall on you lool. think it well!

piagetskinner:
not bad at all...

but one question I still keep asking gospel musicians( I'm trying to believe urs is) is y do y'all make christian songs sound worldly....

what's your definition for worldly?? or how do you classify a song as worldly

maskele:
very good beat,bad rendition..
The guy need voice training.
Some off key noticed @1:55.

...... just my sincere review.
Kudos. Better than not trying at all.
I wish u all the best.

God would bless you for your honest and and humble opinions on this. let's always be honest. our honest and sincere opinions is what would make an artiste improve,grow and get better but when we always continue with this cult-like zombie following and screaming wow wow wow at mediocrity how do we move the industry forward? bro I like the idea of the song but the production is not so good dope beat yes but I dont know if its the mixing or mastering but certainly something is wrong with the blend of the voice and the beat.not to mention the once in a while off timing and off key. but with more works and a better production you should be alright. kudos

Where?

of course I don't expect a nobody to notice where

gulfer:
Make the guy buy her iPhone 7 na, I see Nokia 1110 in her pocket

hmnm bros you exhibit high pick pocket potentials. you are already picking her pocket with your eyes from video na wa to you oh

after they have stolen a poor farmer's sweat, how can they have a settled brain to come up with good ideas on how best to prepare it

Tahrah:
Where dem sex symbols at?

here

ofumere by Ebi BLAiZe http://my.notjustok.com/track/111480/ab-blaize-ofumere

Mediator97:
He will not respect himself and concentrate now.
How do he explain this?

Bros I almost reported you oh. but I say make I warn u first!! how "do" he bawo?? take time oh.chooor