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Properties / Re: Domestic Violence Survivor by ABbless(m): 10:41am On Oct 25, 2021
08125979139 pls, you can talk to me
Romance / Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by ABbless(m): 7:54pm On Feb 14, 2021
I dey find them to date sef, I really love them. They have really pretty girls, but you'll love the really classy ones, a lot act razz but I'll like to date one maybe marry one sef, them know way lol
Car Talk / Re: Driving License Urgently Needed by ABbless(m): 5:52am On Nov 08, 2020
uboma:


Madam, you were just lucky.

Ordinarily, the process takes longer than 3 weeks.

The process of securing the Driving School Certificate alone takes about 4 weeks or more.



This is a lie. I got a driver's license around the same period, even in the vio office in Lagos they told me it's 25k for five years and it was gonna take longer than that 3weeks. You were not scammed you were lucky jare.
Celebrities / Re: I Sometimes Battle With Low Self-Esteem – Tiwa Savage by ABbless(m): 7:27pm On Nov 21, 2018
Oreofepeters:
So true, a lot of these girls are ugly seriously if not for the help of makeup and filters non would deserve twice glance.......

#Fakehair
#Fakeface
#Fakeskin
#Fakeeyelashes
#Fakelife



Natural beauty izzas scarce commodity....


Lool and that's all you could get from all she said.. SMH.. �
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Plan Getting Boob Job & Body Shaming Doesn’t Affect Me - Uriel Oputa by ABbless(m): 12:04pm On Aug 05, 2018
Chai aunty is now covering it, ��� she's now dressing like a born again, now it's back aunty is showing us.. You ppl should leave aunty Uriel alone oooh �
Romance / Re: Do Not Be Depressed , Share Your Challenges Here by ABbless(m): 7:07am On Jul 30, 2018
MissRaine69:

Why did you think this was a good idea?

Its not a good idea, I agree but I couldn't find one better, and given the circumstances, (no email add., no other social media handle on your profile) it was the only. Forgive my lack of creativity but I really need to know you. Please....
Romance / Re: Do Not Be Depressed , Share Your Challenges Here by ABbless(m): 12:47pm On Jul 29, 2018
MissRaine69:

Much appreciated.

MissRaine69 I'm heavily crushing in you, crazy about you.. How can we be friends? Please How can I get to talk to you from time? I promise you this is not me being flirty, I just cant hold it back anymore.. What If I dropped my number here? Pls reply, plssssss
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi To Change Names Of His Properties To Temi Otedola's Name, His Girlfriend by ABbless(m): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2018
You go fear business man!! Nice move.. Move one stone to kill 5million birds
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Enrolls His Son, Damisire As An Apprentice At A Mechanic Workshop by ABbless(m): 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2018
This kinda reminds me of one time I saw two young boys about this age, who were apprentices at a road side mechanic in my area discussing.. They were arguing about work, I was so glad that I almost cried cos I imagined them in their 20s how wonderfully skilled and knowledgeable they would be.. The only thing that was missing was education. Wish they could speak good English with some little repackaging

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Romance / Re: Help I Am Dying Of High Libido Nairalander Shouts out by ABbless(m): 7:18pm On Jun 05, 2018
Bro, I think you have so much time on hand.. Too much free time and that's mostly what the problem is. Also I think you are feeding your mind with so much of porn whether the picture or the idea of it. It is allowed that every now and then you feel the urge but just like every sickness if you sit down and do nothing about it, it consumes you.. Masturbation and crazy libido is no different. Here's my advice for you, get busy, do something that occupies your mind and takes your time so much, stay in public glare as much as you can let's see whether the madness don reach for you to masturbate in public.. Stop the porn, or at least reduce it, stop dwelling on the thought of it.. You'll be surprised the results these little things will give you.

Ps: spirituality can't help this things.. There's no such thing as stopping automatically because you're born again.. It's not by your power but you have the mind of Christ and it's him that works this things in you. Masturbation won't stop overnight, like every other habit, you have a role to play.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With An Older Lady by ABbless(m): 4:03pm On Jun 05, 2018
Corn and pro kor agbalumo and guguru ni.. You better be more concerned in finding a way to improve your life and spice up your English, than thinking of how to satisfy your sexual lust.. See you worwor head.. You dress well, ojebi you for dress like a mad man before no.. Nonsense and relationships
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by ABbless(m): 6:09am On May 03, 2018
Even If you can seize her phone, can you seize her puna? you can change her lines but you obviously can't change her mind.. Bros fi le!! Leave it!! Unless you want hypertension to be the cause of your early demise


Note: Never trust any lady that leaves a man to be with you, she would leave you for another and another for another.. For Whatever reason she deems justified.

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Family / Re: Advice Needed. No Insults Pls! by ABbless(m): 11:40pm On Nov 28, 2017
trishluvly:

Huhun... Nua ooo, iya munowei.
amaa, tubara?? waruminia? awor muniba? dooh yenekulemo
Food / Re: My Pit Bull Killed A Monitor Lizard. Soup Is Ready Oooooo by ABbless(m): 5:02am On Nov 15, 2017
OboOlora:
Jeez! What's really going on in that country. U guys seem to be eating anything, snakes monitor lizards, turtles, orangutan. Would not be surprised if y'all start eating each other. God punish Buhari

hi, I really love your legs. you are beautiful
Romance / Re: When A Girl Is Looking At A Cute Guy.. Is She Thinking Sex? by ABbless(m): 11:23pm On Nov 06, 2017
Rokia2:


On the contrary mine is actually really tight as in very tight. And I Kidd you not.


actually I think you got it wrong rokiatu baby. he's saying he's amazed at how your thoughts go so wide not that you're wide down there.u dig?
Family / Re: A Guy Impregnanted My 16 Years Old Sister. by ABbless(m): 11:08pm On Oct 30, 2017
bro greetings to you. you may not like what I have to say but I'll say it anyways. your sister has made a mistake no doubt! but giving her out to that nuisance of a guy would be a worse mistake. she needs you guys now more than ever before how you and your mum react to this situation will either make or mar her future. I can imagine how rude,stiff necked and stubborn and unrepentant she is right now through that her statement, but I can assure you that she doesn't know the magnitude of what she's got herself into, small pikin dey worry am.pls even if she claims to love him don't give her or the child out to that criminal who should be in jail had Nigeria been a sane country. we all make mistakes but shouldn't let that mistake define or determine our future, we all deserve a second chance, even your sis. please rise to the occasion you'll be proud eventually that you did.

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Religion / Re: Evil Bird Monitoring A Man's Destiny Killed In Benin Today by ABbless(m): 12:09am On Oct 29, 2017
ivolt:
Superstition and Ignorance is a dangerous combo
as it makes the victim susceptible to every ridiculous
beliefs and conmen antics.

What is even more disturbing is that the purveyors of this nonsensical
beliefs seem to think their opinion is superior to all others because
they "experienced it" when it is nothing but an extension of their
confirmation bias rooted in lazy thinking.

An innocent bird which missed its way was killed to assuage the anger
of a man who refuses to take responsibility for his own life.

[img]https://media./images/b79ed09bcac0d4a3e7fe60d5fca3f989/tenor.gif[/img]


unkle abeg, wetin you no know pass you! thank you
Celebrities / Re: Lady Tattoos Wizkid's Face And His Starboy Logo On Her Back(Pics, Video) by ABbless(m): 12:03am On Oct 29, 2017
is that one tatoo or toota undecided
Romance / Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by ABbless(m): 9:38am On Oct 24, 2017
aunty it's breast not airbag undecided
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Kissing His Daughter, Gabrielle Munachim Okoli (Photo) by ABbless(m): 11:00pm On Oct 20, 2017
riyanxeally:
hbd libran queen Gabriella
adaijele d face of flavours heart n sandra....ijele n ugegbes smile.......may God continue to endow u as u grow amen.....

ya hot!!!
Romance / Re: Viral Photos Of Over-excited Nigerian Groom Passionately Kissing Wife At The Alt by ABbless(m): 7:20am On Oct 20, 2017
Rokia2:
Manh why do most African people sucks at kissing?
And this isn't just a girl or guy thing. Both genders included. undecided

fallacy of hasty generalization. just one man and you have judged all Africans already. easy na. even if all the wedding kisses you have seen is that disturbing (which is not even possible) it is still not all Africans. thank you!
Romance / Re: Viral Photos Of Over-excited Nigerian Groom Passionately Kissing Wife At The Alt by ABbless(m): 7:20am On Oct 20, 2017
Rokia2:
Manh why do most African people sucks at kissing?
And this isn't just a girl or guy thing. Both genders included. undecided

fallacy of hasty generalization. just one man and you have judged all Africans already. easy na. even if all the wedding kisses you have seen is that disturbing (which is rare) it is still not all Africans. thank you!
Romance / Re: Lady Bares Cleavage In Pre-Wedding Photos. Online Users React by ABbless(m): 12:30pm On Oct 12, 2017
it used to be commercials, every advert with naked women, soap, toothbrush, toothpick even mop sticks, we understand, now even weddings are releasing pictures with semi unclad brides.please what exactly is the franchise??
Celebrities / Re: Chime Amaechina Died Coughing Blood - Kemi Olunloyo On Davido's Crew Member by ABbless(m): 1:05pm On Oct 10, 2017
Kimy97:
Cctv ma..we hail thee

sorry if I'm being insensitive here but hey, i just wanted to tell you that you are beautiful.

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Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola Pictured With Her Lookalike by ABbless(m): 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2017
deepwater:
OP u need DR. Iguedo goko cleanser for your eyes...

They don't look alike, they 'make-up' alike in the 1st pic undecided

lmao so you self dey drink Dr iguoede goko cleanser grin
Celebrities / Re: Don't Starve Your Husbands Of Sex - Oritsefemi Advises Women by ABbless(m): 3:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
Florblu:
Is he trying to pass a message across to someone?

If you like choke your husband with sex, most men are always not satisfied.

I hear them saying"men are polygamy in nature" everyday.

polygamous in nature ma
Nairaland / General / Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by ABbless(m): 7:24pm On Oct 04, 2017
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Health / Re: Stop Squeezing Your Woman's Breasts: Medical Doctor Warns Men by ABbless(m): 7:05pm On Oct 04, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Will they hear word

No they won't

They will squeeze it as if their lives depend on it...very unromantic set of people

Boobs are not to be squeezed

of course!! they are to be caressed and suckled.hehe

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Politics / Re: Idris Ibrahim Slept With 2 Policewomen; Impregnated Amina - Senator Misau by ABbless(m): 6:29pm On Oct 04, 2017
Obijulius:
Lols.
Our Nigeria police women are so cheap to straff. Just play your cards like a pro.
The female MOPOLs are the cutest. Them they **** like mad.
how do you know?
Nairaland / General / Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by ABbless(m): 5:24pm On Oct 04, 2017
Rozaytee:
loooolzz
rozaytee no vex oh, are you one?
Nairaland / General / Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by ABbless(m): 10:51pm On Oct 03, 2017
segebase:
banging albinos

eeew weird!! no hard feelings but i get scared at their always darting eyes and constantly shaking head, make i no go f***ck person pickin to comatose
Nairaland / General / Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by ABbless(m): 10:51pm On Oct 03, 2017
segebase:
banging albinos

eeew weird!! no hard feelings but i get at their always darting eyes and constantly shaking make i no go f***ck am to comatose

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