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"Trying to steal our happy home abi??" but really is that a compliment? im not bitter or anything like that but that sounds like a cold blow or a jab below the belt. How would you interprete that comment if she was married?? who's thinking like me?

Mcweber:
That means I will have to get a land if I am to dabble into that which I don't really think is within the above mentioned capital

i dont think you have to get a land though.asin its not necessarily compulsory you own the land you farm on. you could rent the land from the owners or those omo-oniles (i know,i know...... dont be scared) my mum does it.she has been doing it since ages past. and on what you could plant?? cassava is a good one. processing it to garri is a lucrative idea. others you could consider are vegetables (ugu)! corn,agbado is also another lucrative one. again i know cos my mum trained 6 children till university with it.#proudly omoiyalagbado

brojoshua:
I rejoice with you that you fled from her and spoke it out as Joseph did with the, lye with me woman, Pharaoh's wife, and that you didn't allow her to defile and seduce you. And that is not a true prophetess of God but a false prophetess and of Satan who calls herself a prophetess. Now and next, flee far away from her, as Joseph did, and don't consent for she is a sinner and enticed with sin. And don't consent with any adulteress, when she entices you with sins, whether she is young or old, and let no one say, he is saying it out because this adulterous woman is older than him.

brother Joshua of God.its actually portiphar's wife not pharaoh's

brother I imagine how, maybe great the sex would be, how thrilled you could feel. how she could spoil u silly afterwords with gifts, things that would make u trip and many more I can't even imagine. its not a big deal, her age and status, the difference etc but again let's look at the other angle of it.u barely even know her, sex is more than just having fun and for a prophetess she claims to be she should know better.is it not too direct,too straight forward, too cheap too straight to the point.you said it already she just moved in. so you have limited information about her person or y she is single or if she has a child or if she's just a sex freak who just wanna have fun or if she really feels a thing for you or maybe she wants it for a fetish purpose.fear her more cos she is a very religious person who should know better the cause and effect of her actions.sex especially. but respect her too cos not everylady can be as bold.look in your vicinity and be sure she is not just wanting to do the same to every young able bodied maybe handsome young boy around (maybe for a reason) with y'all individually feeling special or hot! sorry for my epistle oh but this is my 50cent.

Petomi:
Believe the youths are the leaders of tomorrow

this is a very very bad habit.lol

chineloSA:
How was his body lifeless if he is in hospital now. Did he die and resurrect

prophet tonto dike the deaconess, laid hands on him then his lifeless body became lively again.ahn ahn didn't u see that part.. lmaooooo lwkmd.. via biko whats the title of the movie. cos small time na she wee come and say she pushed him out of the keke just like she bought herself a car and coman say one brother..... ehen ..lool

Lashort:
Be with a guy who's broke? For what? How old is he? What was he doing when his age mates were saving (The Bible condemns lazy people)

No I'm sorry I cannot!!!
If I want to be poor I'll remain in my nan's house and stay single Be with a broke guy? (Godforbid)

babe broke and lazy are too different things oh. he could be hardworking and yet broke.maybe hustle never pay yet.

darbeelicous:
hehehe..... FTC.... Oya, fire down!

coming back to modify

*modified*

ehen, oga toks2008 we don't call it "faithful" or "naive" its a simple 4letter word called LOVE. Call me naive, but women are multipliers, they multiply whatever you give to them and return it in manifold. When u genuinely love your woman, she multiplies it and gives u double in return, but when u show her hatred, sorry for u! So op, nice write up but it doesn't work in most cases! Most times when you're sure of what u want you go for it overlooking other options u may possibly have!

My opinion though! And btw, IM TAKEN!!

women are multipliers?? you mean to say most are dividers because generalizing it makes your forecast fallacious. fallacy of hasty generalization. before you come for me check again we are both wrong.

trishluvly:
Nope. I'm Ijaw (Bayelsa)

I swear I didn't wanna get involved, didn't wanna contribute at all to this but when I saw ur reply here, I could not take it. eni tubo, sesei oyin ke ake ene tiemo... you are not ready to settle down yet!! he doesn't tick your boxes honestly and you know it!! men scarce for that side abeggi concentrate make u finish school u ehn, if e love you e go wait.and in marriage he has to tick most of your boxes oh.. ehen! Add God-fearing join the box not just height and bad grammer.abeg. God bless you! ah izon!

jordanriverz:
Advice Me Please,my Relationship Has Hit The Rock


Please I need your honest advice.....

I've been dating this man going to 2 years now and I don't know his house, well he's way older than I am and my problem is that...ok let me start.

On Wednesday last week, my twin sister and I told our mum we would be going somewhere but we wanted to spend time with the men in our lives.. So I packed my things and went to stay at my friends place, my sisters plans didn't work out as her bf hadn't arrived Lagos yet until next week..so I didn't know..

I waited on Thursday my man didn't call, so on Friday he called me but didn't say anything about us meeting later...so I was sad...on Saturday I made a video of my activities and my dance steps..I sent it to him...later he asked me where I was and I said my friends place, he bagan to ask me questions, where is the location, I should send him an address... I knew he was thinking I'm with a man but NO I wasn't..

My friend said I shouldn't give anyone her house address that if he wants to believe let him believe and if he doesn't then its his problem...he came to my house and met my sis and thought I lied to him because I had told him my sis wasn't around which I didn't know until I got home on Sunday...

Please what can I do as he doesn't want to pick my calls and even blocked me on WhatsApp

here's one thing I've discovered over time, guys who are overtly insecure are the ones with bigger cockroaches in their cupboard. that's why you would see a serial cheat of a guy flogging his gf with belt for having a guy best friend. my dear your guy is either married with kids or something even worse. but wait oh,uve been dating a guy for 2 years and you don't know his house?? did u meet on nairaland or does he live online?? hmmm pls activate ur block button, cut your loses and plan to date a human being this time around.he just might have been a ghost who happened to have found network and a whatapp-enabled Fone on the other side... lol

emeijeh:
Small small..... Na "Nigerian kardershians" dey build up so

I swear!!! I kuku talk am when tboss still dey bbn house oh say this one now go come out begin for Kim k as r no kuku get any talent.I no know say the family don't begin plan am since ooh. I talk am oh.

otodeluxe:
Is Don Jazzy trying to seek Dbanj's attention here?

hear yourself!!! Anu sense in your comment must you comment??

Biggty:
Regina and Osita really fit each other, they will make a perfect couple

perfect couple? did u not read that she's sixteen??
the girl self no get respect. see as she carry hand put ontop brother OSI shoulder like say na her mete.lol

abescom:
Some are just sick. I am one of those who dislike Tboss passionately because of her attitude but let's face it, Kemen is an idiot to have done that. I told my wife and her brother that Kemen looks and acts like a rapist and three days later he did what he did.

Outright foolish. He was always scared to approach any of the girls and then go behind them to say xyz likes him whereas it is he who likes them but scared to go after them.

Must have doing it for a long time.

bros you just spoke my mind exactly. I sooooo.... disliked that kemen of a character all through the show. he was lousy,a gossip, a snitch.. a man for that matter.I couldn't stand it, how a man could gossip about this person and that person ad pretend to their very fae like he loves them the next minute because of wetin him wan chop (kanji).. the weekend party escalated my "hatred" for his person! that thing he did with them girls on the dance floor na dance? the girls be having fun while brother kemen be relieving himself of spiritual kanji grade one. that week I told my neighbour I wish they just evict this guy before he go rape person, just jokingly and to my surprise he embarrassed his generation because of his reckless, uncontrollable device. Tboss on the other hand I saw as talentless and unbearable but she endeared me with her natural person.she was as real as real can be. never understood malice or gossip,never wanted to even be involved in it. ESE tried so hard and failed. she could be unbearable but some people in reality are like that. she be ajebor and thats how it is, like her or hate her but I like the fact she pushed herself. I would have thought kemen would have sued bbn like his family initially threatened.Iya obaaa jeeee! but naija should let sleeping dogs lie bringing it up is only reopening the wound.

Ehiscotch:
Isn't she the girl in the halls at your boy vid.

wasn't it already stated in the news up there? common to read and understand na waec.

its a simple rule.You kill by the sword you die by the sword.
#Nogainintrouble

Ofumere by A.B BLAiZE

somebody help me oh naira bet wants to scam me. I placed a bet on the first 10 mins.draw in the espanyol vs real betis match and they scored exactly 10' mins. and nairabet has claimed it as a lost bet.is it not till 9:59s that it is 10 minutes?? that's what every other site does. why is nairabet's own different? mr akinalabi please help me look into this oh.and all their customer care lines have never gone thru since then. this is really hurting oh cause I have lost so much to them in this one week and my only one winning wants to be robbed off me. akinalabi please help me look into this. 975699 customer reference number
I need to talk to somebody oh....

Medunah:
Dats her probs thou

somebody help me, how do I tell medunah that I'm in love with her already? medunah,if you're out there,if you're seeing this, this dude is in love oh and he's in love with you.

Announcement! Announcement! Announcement!!! This sandydayz so called is a guy!! This op be fooling ppl here since only God knows how long.who on nairaland is not on Facebook?? How possible?.That's so not true. no profile picture on whatapp,nothing! it's not cool when guys disguise as ladies to deceive fellow guys here on nairaland and I suspect 60% of so called ladies here on nairaland are guys.Y'all be very careful.I don't know what their intentions are but God will expose them one after the other.This should probably be a topic on its own.i'ld see what I can do.

God bless you.so on point!!

youngberry001:
u wlcm....do u based around anambra state pls

chaaaiii, bros how far now?? shuu!!

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adenine02:
What kind of song did he sang
Juju or akpala

usually I don't do this... but bros,it is what song said he sing.

adenine02:
What kind of song did he sang
Juju or akpala

usually I don't do this... but bros,it is what song said he sing.

ireneony:
lonliness is a disease, i can't help it again.
sometimes i may be happy with being single, it can be so frustrating at times.

note: am really serious, this is romance section and we are suppose to share our romantic life offline.
i dont care what any calls me...
haters should go hug a transformer.

is this the same ireneony I almost created a thread to tell the world I was crazy about? its a crazy world oh! but dear,now that u have told the whole world on here, you have opened doors and an avenue for opportunists to come in and confuse you as they would make it difficult for you to see through them as they might think you are desperate.I'm single too,its bin a long time since I had a good relationship but what can I say that wouldn't make me sound like everyone else.would have dropped off my number but then again, it ius not a nice thing to do.pm you? no,I'm sure you have about a million pms by now.but its all good,I wish you find what you are looking for.loneliness is like a sicknes,it could kill.Gert well soon bae.all d best.

indiraserv:
This is the worst scarcity I have ever experienced

sorry please, when were u born?