An Ibo man was converted 2 Islam, he was asked wat name he would like 2 bear, he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) etc. He asked what good were d names, then d imam told him there wil be hope dat God wil bless you d way he blessed those wit d names originally, then d Ibo man asked "how about DANGOTE!!


A guy on a date in a BMW X6 with a Naija babe, the following ensued, GUY: I hid something from you.GIRL: What is that my love?Guy: I'm marriedGIRL: Hiss, You scared me, I thought you were going to tell me the BMW isn't yours!

1.CLEOPATRA says, Waiter, ,pls I like my SALAD very hot,also,can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA.2.BOOS C says, Ore mi giv me ur PIN lemme cal u.3.SEXY OG says, I'm so tired,I just made my hair in shoprite 4.LIZZY replies, Reali?? I wan 2 spend my summer in London dis xmas period.5.DIAMOND xplains, I Jus bought my bb but I havnt collected d PIN.6.MOFE brags, Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window side 7.UZOMA says, I prefer london 2 uk during winter.8. ALFRADA says, Hmmm,u cant even imagine, I just bought a g-string, and the thing I like most about it is the back pocket9.MAFIA LOUIS orders, Please if u don’t have meat pie,doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.10.STUNNING laments, in our house eh,we use to have 3pools,until armed robbers stole one.

Mrs Balogun said 2 her housemaid:"Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair wit his secretary." housemaid rplyd:"I dnt blv it ma, u r jst saying that 2 make me jealous.":O

lmao. . . nice one guys!

R.IP. God helps us all!

martyns303:

lets say i knw hw to make 3K gift look big and special, cos they sure ain't getting a BB.

lol. . . .Vals day shouldnt be about presents or gifts. . .its about appreciating one another and showing you care and love one another. . ! most girls are so materialistic! jeez it pisses me off when i hear my friend saying I WANT AN IPAD FOR VAL! WTF?!

lmao that was sooo friggin funny

Most people around me are going crazy coz naija is almost 50. Ask the real bugging questions; what have we achieved as a country? has life expectancy increased? Mortality rate?
But noooo everyone wants to buy a tshirt and celebrate.
Personally, i am happy we will be 50 but i am sad we are very far behind!!! the cake issue is pissing me off, !

meyri:

Flop. I don't need to hear the album. I seen Beyonce and Rhianna. Enough said!

yh i am a big fan of omo sexy but dammmmn she cant sing . . .she was singing Unfaithful in beyonce n rhianna and i laffed hard. It was a disgrace!

studiooooooooooooooo

lmao @ d teacher n ss3 student joke. .

errorrr

Nice one

thanks

Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after his Commerce exam at the secondary school where he was registered. Question No 3 reads: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.'' (20marks).

He reflected, smiled and wrote: "Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba." He then submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: Ebuka, how did it go?

Ebuka: It was so simple Oga. Question No 3 says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a shop.

Oga: And what did you write?

Ebuka: Well, I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.

Oga: So is that all you wrote?

Ebuka: Yes.

Oga: Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address, stupid boy! That's how you get customers, idiot!!!

a friend sent it to my email. . . .so im sharin it wiv u guyz. . .if u fink its lame. . .dats ur wahala.x

lovely pics

Lol. funny

cute. . . . common is hawtt she is as well . .even though some of her hairstyles r sickening! love her stilL!

clemcykul is bacckkk! and yh shes amazing!

Onchedu always delivers. . . .!

well done Jackie!
naaa . . .her acting isnt amazing!. Sometimes she uses dem accents and den overacts as welll!!! Nadia buari is better. . .no offence.

its saddd. . . . . . I love him still!

i dnt get it

lmao and ewwwwwwwwwwww

Baba Ibada:

OBOTUNDE IJIMERE[color=#006600][/color]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

not new o




pls dnt bite me

poster . . .na news be dis. feb 2005!!! 5yrs ago mahn and its no joke!

@ poster nice jokee

i tried to laugh buh i just couldnt! do so

lmaooooooooooo lwkmd. . . . .ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

skfa1:

Una no dey sleep for here

same applies to u