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Jokes Etc / Like D Jokes Or Hate It: Na U Know. by Abbygyal(f): 9:36pm On May 25, 2011 |
An Ibo man was converted 2 Islam, he was asked wat name he would like 2 bear, he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) etc. He asked what good were d names, then d imam told him there wil be hope dat God wil bless you d way he blessed those wit d names originally, then d Ibo man asked "how about DANGOTE!! A guy on a date in a BMW X6 with a Naija babe, the following ensued, GUY: I hid something from you.GIRL: What is that my love?Guy: I'm marriedGIRL: Hiss, You scared me, I thought you were going to tell me the BMW isn't yours! 1.CLEOPATRA says, Waiter, ,pls I like my SALAD very hot,also,can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA.2.BOOS C says, Ore mi giv me ur PIN lemme cal u.3.SEXY OG says, I'm so tired,I just made my hair in shoprite 4.LIZZY replies, Reali?? I wan 2 spend my summer in London dis xmas period.5.DIAMOND xplains, I Jus bought my bb but I havnt collected d PIN.6.MOFE brags, Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window side 7.UZOMA says, I prefer london 2 uk during winter.8. ALFRADA says, Hmmm,u cant even imagine, I just bought a g-string, and the thing I like most about it is the back pocket9.MAFIA LOUIS orders, Please if u don’t have meat pie,doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.10.STUNNING laments, in our house eh,we use to have 3pools,until armed robbers stole one. Mrs Balogun said 2 her housemaid:"Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair wit his secretary." housemaid rplyd:"I dnt blv it ma, u r jst saying that 2 make me jealous.":O 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Abbygyal(f): 7:32pm On May 11, 2011 |
lmao. . . nice one guys! |
Celebrities / Re: Popular Yoruba Movies Actor,ishola Durojaiye(Alaasari) is dead by Abbygyal(f): 3:15pm On Mar 20, 2011 |
R.IP. God helps us all! |
Celebrities / Re: Valentine: “breakup Or Celebration Day?” - Written By Ay Comedian. Rate! by Abbygyal(f): 1:15pm On Feb 11, 2011 |
martyns303: lol. . . .Vals day shouldnt be about presents or gifts. . .its about appreciating one another and showing you care and love one another. . ! most girls are so materialistic! jeez it pisses me off when i hear my friend saying I WANT AN IPAD FOR VAL! WTF?! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Abbygyal(f): 2:09pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
lmao that was sooo friggin funny |
Politics / Re: Nigeria At 50: Is It Worth Celebrating? by Abbygyal(f): 1:07pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
Most people around me are going crazy coz naija is almost 50. Ask the real bugging questions; what have we achieved as a country? has life expectancy increased? Mortality rate? But noooo everyone wants to buy a tshirt and celebrate. Personally, i am happy we will be 50 but i am sad we are very far behind!!! the cake issue is pissing me off, ! |
Celebrities / Re: Omotola's New Album;a Flop Or Hit? by Abbygyal(f): 12:58pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
meyri: yh i am a big fan of omo sexy but dammmmn she cant sing . . .she was singing Unfaithful in beyonce n rhianna and i laffed hard. It was a disgrace! |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Police And The Coffin Man by Abbygyal(f): 9:21pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
studiooooooooooooooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Crack Ya Ribs! by Abbygyal(f): 1:46pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
lmao @ d teacher n ss3 student joke. . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ebuka N Oga by Abbygyal(f): 1:31am On Jun 22, 2010 |
errorrr |
Jokes Etc / Re: Forget Durex, Use Enyeama For Protection: Lool ;d by Abbygyal(f): 1:28am On Jun 22, 2010 |
Nice one |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ebuka N Oga by Abbygyal(f): 10:02pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
thanks |
Jokes Etc / Ebuka N Oga by Abbygyal(f): 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after his Commerce exam at the secondary school where he was registered. Question No 3 reads: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.'' (20marks). He reflected, smiled and wrote: "Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba." He then submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate. Oga: Ebuka, how did it go? Ebuka: It was so simple Oga. Question No 3 says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a shop. Oga: And what did you write? Ebuka: Well, I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Oga: So is that all you wrote? Ebuka: Yes. Oga: Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address, stupid boy! That's how you get customers, idiot!!! a friend sent it to my email. . . .so im sharin it wiv u guyz. . .if u fink its lame. . .dats ur wahala.x |
Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul's Civil, Trad And White Weddings by Abbygyal(f): 11:53pm On Jun 16, 2010 |
lovely pics |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Asked 2010 Amaa Organizers For A Helicopter by Abbygyal(f): 11:00pm On Jun 16, 2010 |
Lol. funny |
Celebrities / Re: Serena Williams and Her Boyfriend - a Rare Red Carpet Appearance Together by Abbygyal(f): 10:54pm On Jun 16, 2010 |
cute. . . . common is hawtt she is as well . .even though some of her hairstyles r sickening! love her stilL! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Adult Movie Industry by Abbygyal(f): 1:34pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
clemcykul is bacckkk! and yh shes amazing! |
Romance / Re: Is Havin A Small boob A Stigma by Abbygyal(f): 12:01pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
Onchedu always delivers. . . .! |
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah: Best Actress In Africa by Abbygyal(f): 11:33am On Jun 11, 2010 |
well done Jackie! naaa . . .her acting isnt amazing!. Sometimes she uses dem accents and den overacts as welll!!! Nadia buari is better. . .no offence. |
Celebrities / Re: Chris Brown Denied Uk Visa by Abbygyal(f): 11:24am On Jun 11, 2010 |
its saddd. . . . . . I love him still! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Adult Movie Industry by Abbygyal(f): 11:01am On Jun 11, 2010 |
i dnt get it |
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Fart In Bed by Abbygyal(f): 11:40pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
lmao and ewwwwwwwwwwww |
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Funniest Name You've Heard Or Seen? by Abbygyal(f): 11:32pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
Baba Ibada: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny by Abbygyal(f): 10:16pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
not new o pls dnt bite me |
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by Abbygyal(f): 10:05pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
poster . . .na news be dis. feb 2005!!! 5yrs ago mahn and its no joke! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laff Matters by Abbygyal(f): 10:01pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
@ poster nice jokee i tried to laugh buh i just couldnt! do so |
Romance / Re: You Have Heard Of The French Kiss But Now We Introduce The African Kiss: by Abbygyal(f): 12:12am On Jun 03, 2010 |
lmaooooooooooo lwkmd. . . . .ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny….the Guy No Fall My Hand by Abbygyal(f): 11:46pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
skfa1: same applies to u |
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