₦airaland Forum

Troublemaker007:
I ain’t buying that phone until it hits 300-350k. I bought my iPhone 7 380k Jan this year and my wife’s 7 Plus 450k! Na how much dem dey sell am now! No way. I ain’t buying any iPhone X until the price gets to at least 300-350k.

I understand your plight bro.

Troublemaker007:
My iPhone 7 hangs a lot due to the last update and it’s making me scared of updating it to the current update. Why Apple dey wicked her customers like this

Me I don’t understand Apple again o. Though my 7 Plus battery still lasts me for 11 hours max, but no slowdown yet.

I pray make oluwa bless my hustle, by March I go switch to iPhone X sharperly.

I haven’t experienced any slowdown of apps on my 7 Plus, but I’m still keeping my fingers crossed. Just had the new update 11.2.1 few days back.

I don’t bother about these frauds called budget. Na posterity go judge all these polithiefcians.

And them say make bois no do Street�

My hustle brings dollars into the country. Which means I’m helping Nigeria’s economy in a way.

How many dem wan arrest. Thousands are out there, some in corporate settings, bankers, engineers, doctors and pharmacists.

Na who dem catch naim be yahoo boi.

So get paid and ball codedly.

livinbygrace:
Dont mind the mugu.They just come online spewing trash.The game is all about being smart and being updated.

Only the smart guys survive. I weep when I see people with BSc looking for jobs that are not there.

For your information, 4 million Nigerians became jobless this year alone. So do the maths and act smart.

My 1cent.

Neoteny:
Even the FBI had trouble unlocking an older iphone.

Unless they know the password it's next to impossible for them to unlock it.

Leave them. Them think say na chinko phone. Even FBI had to beg Apple to help them unlock a terrorists iPhone.

This was my reason for switching to an iPhone from android. Security first.

That iPhone can be traced and retrieved using the Imei Number even if the thief manages to unlock it which I don’t think is possible.

Abeg give me the baba Number wey run level for you.

These police guys are very senseless. That was how they asked for the receipt of my Rayban glasses.

Now I walk around with my iPhone receipt anywhere I go to to avoid their embarrassment.

Education is just overrated right now in Nigeria. If you can’t afford going to USA, Canada or Uk to study then forget it and learn a skill, trade or something.

I realized this even before I graduated. Right now I gainfully employed myself by myself. When I read stories like this on my PC i laugh at the ignorance of these young folks.

My 2cents.

He wants to follow the bandwagon.

Youdonminit

When a sex worker dies and a colleague decided to put on a show to remember her

2shure:
my 2nights in police cell.
ewbuotubu branch.
its all happened back in 2014.
as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug

just shortly after i alighted from the bus
went to eat at mama put.
juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public.
before i know what was happening.
3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me
and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag.
wtf in public.
next i rem i did not log out from my system.
then i was into check
craigalist bombing
and all my addresses were in notepad.
gen gen.
i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy
gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline..
naso dem see am.
dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga
asked al series of useless questions.
lastly they billed me 200k.
i ddnt argue.
i said dey shud take me to cell.
i met several yahoo guys in cell
some bailed themselves 50k
others 20k.
i was now left with about 4persons in cell.
as a poor yahoo guy
i only had my last 25k .
i culdnt risk it
knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay.
sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail.
u need to see my ipo face
very angry
he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k
for wia.
i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half.
i had 3k wen arrested.
so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h.
eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come.
infct i wanted to buy cold benson
buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.

last last my lapy was handed back to me.
but with broken charger and missing card and reader

so far
af been too wise since den men
sars nor fit see me again

tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.

yhey ddnt knw much abt check
so my format
they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto..
most things benin boys do.

na check cragslist employment i dey into
tho e don cast

benin sars are guy men
some r useless while others are reasonable

never argue wit them
i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k
they were only smokin bazz
cold benson and white london.

dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld.
see as coti dey burst cafe steady.
there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp
see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009.
benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k
imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year.
dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house
as at 2009.
na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo
to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia.
inside uniben library for up.
inside uniben computer science

worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch

Could relate though.

I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then.

Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network).

God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now.

I repped Ekosodin though.

Could relate though.

I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then.

Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network).

God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now.

Peace.

Meanwhile people from Rivers are doing the opposite.

shalomm:
You are a Fo.ol Goodbye.

Only a fo.ol knows one, no offense.

Why Arabian outfits?

Was that the dress code?

I don’t want people to start screaming Islamization next time o.

Microsoft edge was a big flop on PC for web enthusiasts like me. A browser that can’t be integrated with VPN add ons.

Chrome is still the best browser for windows PC. They should have just sticked to the PC version only instead of delving into mobile devices to compete with the likes of UC browser who is the king of mobile web.

Though I’ve dropped my Android for iOS for sometime now, so I will ignore this one. Safari does everything for me.

Spaxon:
Yeah I missed my roots ESP the (palm wine)

You r olws welcome.

Illinois would be a great place for a young pharmacist

That would be nice...thanks

Do have a great weekend. Take care.

Spaxon:
I'm in Nigeria for an extended recess.....

Would be back January 6th

That is great... I hope you’re enjoying Nigeria for the time being?

I have future plans to visit the states once I’m through with my internship (Pharmacy).

Spaxon:
I see you're enjoying....

Not really... are you currently in the State of Illinois?

Will probably get mine by February.

I will put up my 7+ for sale by January.

An the hustle continues...

Spaxon:
Wow...

iPad Air here....

Do u have Netflix?

Yeah

Spaxon:
Wah iPhone do u use?

7+

Spaxon:
Lol it's the same Flagship o...

Yeah I know, Apple.

Spaxon:
FTC

I dedicate this FTC to fellow iPad users.....

Apple users click like

iPhone rocks

No browser can rival my Safari.

I hope he wasn’t rugged?

It could be score counting though

Why are people still sad in imo state even after the appointment of a Commissioner for happiness.

Buhari should appoint a Minister in that regard as soon as possible. According to Owele Rochas the Sculptor, Happy people are healthy people.

adadike281:
Such a beauty! Death u are just too wicked! u almost killed me d other day too! RIP my sweet sis.

Relax babe, it was not yet your time. We are all postponing death, we can avoid the scenarios that lead to death but we can never escape it. We are all going to die anyway

Mind you, I’m an Athiest.

Punks.

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