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Thanks for the info

At least they honored him. How many communities in Nigeria celebrate and honour their sons and daughters for modest acheivements, apart from thieves in public office or politics?

1231awa:
I can see from the date on the screenshot of the text message that you received it two years ago... Correct me if i'm wrong please.

You no Sabi read date abi?

A pastor is not a businessman, but a Shepherd. Any shepherd who fattens himself on the blood, meat, milk and wool of his flock (by turning his divine calling into a business, twisting God's Word to suit his greed and pride) will surely experience the wrath of God.
-Isaiah 56:8-12
-Jeremiah 23:1-4
-Ezekiel 34:1-10
-Zechariah 11:8

A word is enough for the wise...

Op, for this misleading headline, may Sango bend your left leg till after Christmas. Mtchew!

I heard sooo many crazy nicknames during my Secondary School days. But the craziest of them all was a Form 1 boy who came (in 1992) with a 24-lettered nickname! He immediately became the object of amusement of all Senior boys - they would just call him to say his nickname so they could laugh every time, and he dare not refuse. Here it goes: MUSIROMANATOMICOLOGICALY

OP, I disagree with you on Fine Arts. Technology can never beat or substitute the sponteneity of original artistic creativity. Besides, without innate skills, your use of artistic apps and softwares will be limited. Artistic genius must find expression one way or the other, regardless of technological advancement!
-By the way, I think I read a similar article somewhere (and their list made more sense)

The major problem for such girls is RAWAN IDO (Literal interpretation: (Hausa) 'Dancing Eyes')

Op, I look like small pikin abi?

Please, don't waste your time. It doesn't work ! ! !

jacabi:
Unh! It's a matter of time, they'll only give you break, they will resume later. I know this because I've done it before.

Yes! me too. They all return with full force after giving you a small break

Finally, a post that makes sense on Front Page

I am not surprised. Today, most 'Churches' are not much different from party clubs or any other social gathering, except of course some semblance of religion is sprinkled here and there. There is the carnal desire to be the trendiest, wealthiest, largest, most fashionable, etc. Make no mistake. Jesus is coming for a Holy and pure Church.

Dramadiddy:
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Haba? wetin be this one again? Just looking at this post is giving me fever!!!!

I think google can help you out, Op

The picture you uploaded speaks for itself

Op, I beg to differ. There are 3 Courses on your list that I am planning to study at Post Graduate level. I currently have 2 Degrees. Pls, if you do not understand the dynamics of a Course, do not undermine it and discourage others who genuinely want to learn. Thanks

Rashidi Yekini (Before he became selfish by celebrating a goal alone inside the goal post. That marked the end of his glorious days. His team mates 'punished' him by deliberately not supplying him with passes even when Yekini was strategically positioned to score. It also marked the end of the prosperity of the Super Eagles...).

Down with South African oppression of Nigerians (DSTV, MTN, and their biased immigration policies towards Nigerians!!!!!)

It doesn't even make sense. The pattern of expression is inconsistent. There was a lame attempt to implicate the "powers that be" in the senseless killings. No mention was made of the contributions of those who publicly promised to "make Nigeria ungovernable" if their selfish interests were not satisfied. I SMELL A RAT. . .

Surplus90:
its him...he does that a lot... wenever trailers of rice for charity pulls over at SCOAN, he joins d workers to unload it...av seen it time after times on Emmanuel tv

I saw a similar thing on Emmanuel TV in 2010. It is Him

The different kinds of horns Nigerian drivers blow as a means of communication:

1. "get out of my way"

2. "you're wasting my time"

3. "good morning/afternoon/night my neighbour!" (usually a short honk, accompanied with a pleasant wave through the window)

4. "if you scratch my car!!!!" (this is often the loudest & longest horn)

5. "move! the traffic light is green"

6. "don't even think of entering my front/overtaking me"

7. "werre" (interpretation: mad man/person)

8. "I dey your side O! (so, don't swerve)

9. "wetin dey worry this one?/pass quick quick jare!!" (to pedestrians crossing the road in front of your car)

10. "peeeeeeem, peeeeeeem" (so that the babe walking on the side of the road would look up/look back)

11. "peeeeeeem, peeeeeeem" "peeeeeeem, peeeeeeem" - for no particular reason

12. "open the gate for me"

13. Indiscriminate horns and honks by commercial drivers/okada riders scouting for passengers

14. "peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmm" (when you see a 'long-time-no-see' friend/relative inside hold-up)

15.

>>My submission: It is not possible for Nigerian drivers to drop their horn addiction (even for a day)

I wonder why our own dear NAIRALAND is not on the list

judedwriter:
U go look tire; hmmmm money good o!

I hear you

The picture is not clear - am checking for the Jerry Curls

Blurr:
it aint plagiarism, coz i told ya all i prepared dis, based on sum1's experience nd not mine.....

You did not quote your source (as required by international best practices), so I say you are guilty of plagiarism

Blurr:
I prepared this, based on the experiences of some FIRST-CLASS graduates.....
1)NATURAL BRILLIANCE-: There is a minimum level of natural brilliance that is required b4 a stdnt cn think of first class..
2)The power of Dream-: first class stdnts dream.....i do not mean metaphysical dream, i mean the Luther King definition-vision, forward looking even though awake...
3) competition-: what most pple do not knw is dat diaris usually a subtle competition amoung best stdnts in classes..The competition is not necessarily un-healthy..That is why it is good to attend a competitve institution, rather than enjoy local championship status wthout stiff competition..
4)Calculation-: it s always gud to have a mindset, nd calculalate ur CGPA, even bfor an exam...
5)Optimistic mentality-: imagine a newly admtd stdnt sayin" i cn never make first class, they wont give me"... I dont bliv dat tho..
6)Course of study-: it is usually good to choose a course yu ar interested in, NT THE 1 YU ARE FORCED TO DO..
7) TH early years are critical-: some stdnts get carried away by d euphoria of being a university stdnt nd spend dia 1st year fafing around....a potential first class student aint like dat
know thysef-: do not copy-cat..

Plagiarism

DrDre1:
Sir, u nailed. The "...have u given ur life to CHRIST..." got me really choking with laughter. I can imagine the looks on their faces. If the same person still pushes further after that, the next thing I'd probably say is " I think u need deliverance"

True! I totally agree with you!

donsteady:
Main chick or the only chick ?

In this case, the 'main chick' (my Wife) is the 'only chick'. And I intend to keep it tbat way, so help me God. Amen

adegwurulez:
Hehe... Twitter activists been wan end basketmouth career

He learnt the hard way

Sunshinelady:
. Hmm insted of u to say 'team only chick' u r sayin 'main chick'. Main chicks even suffer more dan side chicks cos emotions & commitments are involved, whereas d side chick doesn't give a hoot, she just wants d moni & off she goes 2 her main(or only) dude. But d so called main chick will be there sufferin hrtbreak cos of her guy's escapes wit side chicks. God forbid bad thin

I think the hashtag I used there was misleading. Sorry. Let me rephrase: #teamonewifeonly&nosidechick
>>Marital Fidelity: My recipe for a peaceful, prosperous long life!