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bottlecap:
my brother I de wait for fanebache and Porto ohh,

boss ur game don enta jare.... Send me my recharge card abeg

bottlecap:
Napoli almost give me Hart attack

baba no b small tin oo, ur ticket still dy go?

Goal 3-2 Danny welback

On a lonely night

Please did anybody noticed or understand what that "Haliqueen" of a girl type

In Dbanj Voice "Blame it On the mOney"

dukeprince50:
why Wolverhampton deh behave like this na

lol dem don gv u heartache ah


U for play & OV2

This bam bam sha ugly

The life of a typical salary earner in a city like Lagos is a cycle. It's a 9-5, month-end to month-end struggle.



Frank Donga  (360Nobs)

Depending on your spending habits and how much you earn, the lives of some salary earners in a city like Lagos is just like a cycle.

You work, earn, spend, borrow, earn again, spend and pay your debt. You keep working only to spend and pay another debt.

In between, you manage to save if you still have something left in the account. The life of a typical salary earner is just like this.

1.  How you look at your accountant on salary day



Barely two weeks after payday, your account is already looking deserted and the only colleague that can come to your rescue is the accountant.

2. That moments your alert enters



Random photo of a dancing wedding guest   (Party Jollof)

And immediately you hear pam pam, pam pam, your face lights up and you just can't hide your happiness.

3. Then you remember you are owing three colleagues and two neighbours



Yes, the much-anticipated money has entered but it's not all yours. You've already told your colleagues and neighbours you'll pay them this month end.

4. After paying your debt, your wallet begins to look like this



Because you're credit-worthy, you fulfill your promise by paying them, but hey, som jus happen right now. Your bank account is not smiling again.

5. Now you remember you have to save money again



The salary you just received has almost finished and you've not saved anything from it. Even the monthly contribution you do with your friends has not been paid. But as usual, you know how to figure that out.

6. But you still have to flex a little cos you cannor come and die



Davido eating fufu

Of course, you still have small change left in your account, you still have something to spend and flex a little before going broke.

7. And by the end of second week, your account is looking like this



Now, the reality is descending on you and your empty account is beginning to make you humble. No time to flex again.

8. And when someone says you should go and eat in a restaurant, you'll be like



This one does not know what is happening to somebody.

9. Then you promise yourself to be more disciplined when you get the next salary



Hunger is already giving you tips on how to save and now you are a repentant spender.

10. And by the time alert enters again



It's month end, the salary alert has entered again and baby boy in you won't let you rest. You sha wan spend this money as you like. Baby boy for life!

11. You remember that you've borrowed money from another person again



One week after, you remember the money you borrowed from one of your friends to pay the last month contribution and other debt you've not settled.

gloria34:
ehen? did u see me fucking different guys? were u dere? did I Bleep u? pls mind ur statement

well as z11111 will say "its a matter of choice my dear" keep sharing the unsharable"

but if d pill will b taken by d man, no problem[/quote]lol dnt tell me u did prefer that rubber use on you in your marriage, but u been going around fvcking different niggas during your youth days..... SMH

amani63:
I will advice you to read Rich dad poor dad

Cmon bro, for how long we gonna been through this... Unless your dad lays a solid foundation for his children, take example of davido's father, Otedola and Co.... Do u think if they re poor their children wouldn't be where they re today...


NOTE; I think the Foundation Start from The Parents

Then we shouldn't just make this money, cause No it might be just another way of effortless way of wasting time

S3ttingz:
1. Standard by rekado bank 2. Lonely by Akon 3. Send down the rain by majek fashek 4. Halo by Beyonce 5. If I were a boy by Beyonce

baba u confirm abeg

Who ask you

NeededGist:
I always find it hard to pick a song from Jcole 4 your eyez only as my favorite

what abt cant get enough jcole
.. Love that trow back

1 Akon -Dont Matter
2 Particular ft jidenna &ice prince, pantoranking
3 Superhero -The weeknd
4 Bongoes Ikwe - Eche Une
5 Jidenna Bambi



....... Clean Bandits - symphony lov listening bfor i sleep

[quote author=z11111 post=65952277]Then use a condom if that's the situation.


Use condoms on his wife... Are you Ok sir??

"Tagbo tagbo my friend tagbo tagbo, your friend tagbo tagbo, our friend tagbooo"


- "In Lucky Dube's Voice "

Savage

So you're already in Burundi...

omololu2020:
If toh say nah Nigerian army, e fit still dey private or lance corporal.

I wonder why people join the Nigeria army If you go to most of their barracks, fear go catch you

I remember my days in bariga,jossy Castro,odunsi,ilaje,okuta road etc

I attended CMS boys grammar school, jss 1-3,igbobi boys as 1-3,those schools I mentioned are very notorious schools

egbon please who ask you all this �

Add me pls 08106433110

Epositive:
*In rickross voice*

Robbing after robbery, he snatching wallet out their pocket
RIghting all my wrongs for these homies out here robbing
I pray for confession, few good men in our premise
condo out in cabo, screaming gabos to my nemesis
Ropes around his arms, he's crying for his final minutes
Nothing lasts forever, for his sin i seek repentance
Slaps fired, another punch, I feel the man's pain
Daddy sat me down and say "that came with the game"
Shake my head, roll up the window, turning up the music
So much anger in these songs for these morals that we losing
A great person is the one who's feeding others off his talentt
I owe it to my mama but it's time I pay my balance
I was born in ondo state, I started off with gambling
I made my first mistake, my world nearly crumbled
Shout out to my relatives, neighbour and everyone that ever nurtured us
I'm grateful for every lesson these Akure streets taught us hurhh

bia be careful, why you remix this line You with your ondo languages

softprick:
Very fine mate,you wan suck preek?

no homo bro... I think you can take it to bobrisky

softprick:
Looks can be decieving,she might look like a bad bish but when it comes to the main koko she might be a novice,dated a girl with the right curves and fattest asssss and tiitttties but she couldn’t give head,had to kick her asssss to the curb,BJ is life.

are you sure ure ok??

Chai... I concur with the 16 n last number, seun which number re u na

Ever8054:
belle dey fit some women while some dey resemble frog during pregnancy

bro ah swear ah can relate e get wan for my area here.... She look like ape

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Be VERY careful who you trust.

I was happy for a friend when he got a good paying job after years of joblessness.

When i got mine, i tactically lied my salary was 15k higher when it was actually more than 150k more.

You need to see the fury and subsequent acts of harm he tried. That's how i lost a friend of 7 years.

. Abeg who ask you