₦airaland Forum

Idowuogbo: Yea! U gon ave to take ur top off.

Great minds think alike. Oya ikekings, show the OP what he needs to aim for in the 6 packs department.

ziqqz: Oh well it's nothing new. I NEVER make the 9ja woman's cut (and I was really hoping you'll break that precedent!)

One can only hope

sexkillz: [color=#000030]THIS is the only way you can stop food leaking. . .
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It doesn't seem to be working for you.

Idowuogbo: Again are u writing jamb? U new, I'll suggest u mind ur damn business. Jog on! Now!!!

Lol he's not aware of who he's dealing with YET. I'll let you introduce yourself to him.

ziqqz: On the contrary! I'd be glad to make your day by letting you stalk me

I only stalk people that entertain me. Sorry, you didn't make the cut.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Make sure you get me the one you use.
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I'll get one for you in XXXXL

We all know how big your mouth is. Hopefully, that will cause an end to all the food leaking from your mouth

ziqqz: kwarrect! ask it o! i mean, ask her. jk too

Lol you wish. If you want me to stalk you, just say it.

The answer will still be a NO though

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You need it more still. . . For front and back erm errm leakages. . .
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Speaking from experience? Don't worry yourself, I'll even get a special tampon made for your mouth. Thank me later

sanchez4eva: You are all laughing at their grammar...they are laughing at yr bank account

You mean your bank account? Because you don't know how much I've got in my account, neither do you know how much others have in their account.

So I'm right in saying that the statement of yours is based solely on YOUR bank account. Just because you're in the red, don't mean others are.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It would fit yours better. . .
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Yours is the one leaking fluid. What did I tell you about taking it up the a[s]s.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Only if you would use it for me. . .
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I'll shove it up your ar[s]e. Thats not a problem

Idowuogbo: Yeah! U got a spare tampon?

For Sexkillz? ...Because he's the one showing signs of PMT

Idowuogbo: Are u writing jamb?

Haha I thought the same

ziqqz: The very definition of stalk flagrantly betrays your comment and question. Look well, and see it this way: this thread is my home, she is a guest, and i am being a wonderful host to you all. Although i can't even deny that she's got an attractive sense of humor...

My comment does not require an essay. Just a simple yes or no answer will do.

You lost me on "the very"

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Looong hiss!
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Is it your time of the month?

Idowuogbo: Let's go dia!

Oya o!

Idowuogbo: AMEN!!!
Wen I touch down in Sheffield, I'll halar.

I'll meet you in London... Coco bar

ziqqz: ehhh ur own is to just chill on the sidelines and, if you are not laughing, you're fainting! peculiar way you have there of showing support lolz

Lool looks like you've been stalking her. Have you?

Idowuogbo: Even Tiwa?? Smh!! If na to powder face with a whole tub of paint na, she go sabi. Nansense!! Btwn! Ije, na recycled weave-on d presenter put for head? Ewwwwwh!!!

Lol I was thinking the same. Her weave looks like it had been dragged on the floor and passed around from head to head before it got to her turn to use it.

berem: abi oo! Na so I date one guy wey get the nonsense 6 packs years back.the guy fall my hand I swear! Na so im kiniko small like my pikin own.mtscheeew!

That's steroid for you lol

Idowuogbo: Hahahhahaha!!! Gawd u remind so much of my former partner in crime n-lander friend( googles), damn! U both crazy and mouthy.

LOL not as crazy as you! We SHALL meet face to face one day IJN lol

BoboYekini: hmm, ok, i think i wanna tongue idowu now, and tickle her 'abiya'.

Not without my permission

Idowuogbo: State y mehn!

Because you're too much! Words can't describe my love for you and your craziness. && now that I've seen your picture, I'm even more in love. Nairaland will shut down without you LOL

ikekings: Can a guy crush on a fellow guy? Cos this word “crush” relates only to a female...

In real life, that would be considered a homosexu[a]l behaviour

jay bee: everybody crushing on Abil.
might as well join the long queue

I'm flattered.

But I think this thread is more to do with posts than physical appearance

ikekings: Well, anyone as far as there is men in it.. We are still on point...

Even some women are guilty of having a protruding stomach

flanrey: wheewwww, I'm seriously crushin on AbiL, there's just something bout her that certainly rocks my boat

Lol thanks

ikekings: Lol.... That's “beer” belly for you... A young guy between the age of 20-29 consuming one crate of beer(12 bottles)... What do you expect?

Hahaha a lot of them even expose their exploding belly like it's something to be proud of... And I'm not just talking about Nigerian men.

[quote author=D-Explorer]I go to bed by 1am. Can you take it abit late and warm? [/quote]Hahaha when I read the word "warm", all I could think of was fart lol

ziqqz: It's rare to have a 9ja lady admit an awareness or appreciation of how much work is put into getting those abs split 6 ways. Thank you for that. and I feeeel you die for those points you made

Thanks

[quote author=D-Explorer]No, 1am will be ideal.[/quote]12 midnight latest!

I don't value 6-packs, but I appreciate them because I know the hard work and commitments that goes into getting one. I'm a regular gym goer (at least 4 times in a week) and I've got a toned and defined stomach, so I know the efforts it takes to have nice abs.


I bet a lot of guys with a beer belly will kill to have a flat stomach. I can't even imagine being intimate with someone with a big stomach. Some Nigerian men looks like they are 9 months pregnant.

For me, it's disgusting when you have to lift your tummy up so you can get a view of your private part. Imagine how restrictive it will be to have s[e]x with a "pregnant" man.