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[quote author=Mynd_44]Your head dey there[/quote]

tellwisdom: Andrew, na glass cup una dey take design table for una side??

&& pens

[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm Erm.

Oh mt Gawd can you save my soul
I'm in sholly wanna keep my head above
my lecturer wants to have sèx with me.......[/quote]My HOD want to get down on my knees
I'm in school for my studies
I don't give a damn if you fail me me me

ItsModella: the bed has gotta be strong else......KAPOOM!!!

How can the process of pènetration even happen when there are kilos of fat getting in the way.

shymexx: Some men love them the way they're... They're juicy as fvck!

Big ups to fat women...

Good for them. Can't even imagine how two fat people can have sèx. That shït ain't cute.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I will tell your mummy[/quote]& I'll tell your daddy, you no wan give me kpomo, I be mr lecturer. I go fail your paper

caseless: hmmmmmm.....shikeinan!

What's shikeinan? && why?

Ramcie: Haba dear I know. Am not fat and no one around me is. I just feel their plight that's why.

I have no sympathy for fat people. In this day and age, there are measures of preventing it.

When you can't see your vàgina or dîck, or bend down to touch your toes... That shït ain't cute!

Ramcie: My dear what about GENES It can be hereditary you know! it's better we accept them they way they are than make fun of them.

Let me agree with you that our genes can affect out weight, but if you keep watch of what you ingest and exercise daily, then you reduce any effect your "fat genes" might have.


I'm not making fun of them, but it's unhealthy to have a high BMI.


Ps: the "you" and "your" isn't directed at you personally.

shymexx: My hair, ears, and my brain..

Brain - read a lot and I buy books all the time...

Hair - use to have corn rows, shaved it off... And Keeping it wavy cost money...

Ears - got diamond studs..

LMAO

My feet. I'm addicted to buying high heels (4inches and higher)


My face.


My stomach. Spend time & energy in the gym ..and money for gym membership.


Hair.

[quote author=Mynd_44]you are a special case na[/quote]Me too I have eyes.. Let me feed my eyes

Ramcie: Good to know that they are not ashamed of their size. They are big, and they are proud. Nice one. Plzzzz they shouldn't be made fun of cos they didn't create themselves that way and there is no crime in being big.

Ever heard of anyone that gave birth to an obese baby?... Thought not!


People need to eat healthily and work out, instead of blaming God, genes, and society for their weight gain.

Why are they promoting obesity?!

[quote author=Mynd_44]See as guys dey rush link[/quote]I want to see the film as well

ItsModella: and to remove her bra

Hahahahaha

Stop sharing top secret information.

chucksbadt: Pls i know am gion off topic but am still learning how to drive and all the cars in my house are automatic.......i want to know if it advisable to use 2 legs while driving automatic?....or is one leg preferable....if yes..why?

One leg.

The left leg is for the clutch and since automatic cars have no clutch, you can rest your left leg. You have no need for it... You can even cut it off

I drive with mostly one hand even on the motorway (average speed of 100mph)... I only use two hands on te steering wheel if I need to turn or stabilise the car when it starts to shake from over speeding.

I use my left (free) hand to azonto and change gears

Diarrhoea.

I find it hard to spell that word. Thank God for auto-correct on my phone.

candieangel12: Shes pretty with a nice bod. If I was a guy id totally bang her

I would as well

ItsModella: your first topic, yay!!!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Spider-Firework-Omiya-Japan.jpg/220px-Spider-Firework-Omiya-Japan.jpg

Lol

Watch Valeria's transformation... Before and after video



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRIofdL1k8

A Barbie doll

UKRANIAN model Valeria Lukyanova shows off her doll-like features in her first ever photoshoot.

The 21-year-old has morphed her body into her idol Barbie through extreme plastic surgery and make-up.
And showing off her super-skinny waist in a bikini top and hotpants, Valeria really does look like a mannequin.
Valeria, real name Amatue, first came to prominence in April after pictures of her porcelain features went viral.
She has huge eyes, a narrow nose, chin and a long blonde mane.

The unnatural changes have led people to question whether Valeria's image is real or actually the result of severe photo editing.
Inside the publication Valeria, who is also a singer, speaks out about why she believed 'altering reality is the key to life'.

Valeria says: "In the morning I work on my face and I get a massage, then I spend some time on the Internet.
"I meditate and travel in my astral body, and after that I work out at the gym. I go for a walk with my best girlfriend, I get home, and I make dinner for the man I love. "Then I spend some more time on the Internet, do some reading and meditating, and go to bed."

Valeria has been criticised over her controversial body image and for inspiring other girls in the Ukraine to adopt fantasy, fairylike looks and lifestyle.
But Valeria she says she doesn't let the negativity affect her.

"It’s hard work, but they dismiss it as something done by surgeons or computer artists.
"But I don’t take them seriously. I’m even flattered! It’s what success is like. I’m happy I seem unreal to them, it means I’m doing a good job.
"Indeed, I’ve noticed a trend. Every good-looking woman with fine features and a slim figure looks like a doll. I won’t deny that I play along with people’s perceptions. I’m amused by the reactions. I don’t take it seriously.
"Many people say bad things about people who want to perfect themselves."

With all the make-up and photoshop, she's still fugly.

Look at him using his hands to hide his boner

Shollypopz: If he knows who u are, he'll kill you


Thanks *blushing* ....Still delete my pic tho, the thought of u hving my pic makes me cringe ...

ItsModella: Ok, now we know.

*Grabs her jollof rice and coke and waits to see if thread will hit frontpage*

No chicken?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Boring.

I can supply them free[/quote]Go on then!

2buff: So it is because of weed smoking that you haven't given me my food since yesterday night abi?

Keep asking for food o

coogar: $500 cash

!

Donate it to a charity. I want prove!!!!! LOL

Rick9: R231 bros Abeg you fit help me beg bros sexkillz make e unban me for romance section. Abeg e just ban me without notice. E ban me august e go expire december 28th bros its not fair oh

LMFAO. Pele!