₦airaland Forum

ItsModella: They like suya, milk, oatmeal, fish and all those big man food. If you live the good life, they would want to experience it with you.

Hahaha you're not serious. I could not read that post with a straight face.

ItsModella: It sounds like a joke but it's true

Bloody rodents. I'm sure they have meetings and conferences on how to frustrate the lives of Nigerians.

LMAO I pray to never come across a "Nigerian rat" lol

In case I do, what type of food do they want?

ItsModella: Nigerian rats are the only ones to eat your documents and clothes if you don't give them the type of food that they want.

Hhahaha are you for real?

coogar: take it easy on the pedal.....life is precious!

I know.. Thanks.

I only drive really fast on the motorway when there isn't much traffic.

coogar: they would soon take your license off you with a 5-yr ban at this rate!
120mph is abnormal - that's 193km/hr.....blahhhhh, i doubt it....the car would vibrate. what is the brand of your car and what reg?

I've had to take a speed awareness course in the past.

The car vibrates sometimes, when the road isn't as smooth, there's wind blowing, or if there's a slight curve/ bend to the road.

I'm used to long distance high speed driving, so I rarely notice the car shaking, when it does shake. If it shakes too much, I just ease off the accelerator.

I drive a Mini Cooper Convertible.. 2010 one

coogar: very tiny compared to those 10-12 lanes american roads.... 130mph in the uk? other drivers would have you reported asap....

3 lanes and a hard shoulder tiny.. Okay?!
They aren't tiny, there just isn't a lot of lanes here compared to those in the US.

Just drove down from Southampton today and my top speed was over 120mph. And no, I didn't get stopped or reported.

chaircover: Yes oooo! Yawn as much as you want

My condolences though.

When I do drive fast, I always have in the back of my mind other drivers and pedestrians... And my family (don't want them losing their precious sweet lovely daughter).

coogar: whoaaaa.......that's sad....condolences
the people spouting the 130mph don't stay in the uk, obviously.....in the states, anything goes....most of their roads have no speed limits so it's speed till you bleed. here in the uk with our tiny roads? expect the whole police department, aerial support crew and channel 5 footage!

I speed in the UK, and since when is the motorway "tiny"?!

Kalemba1: My chest $ shoulder: ping me 236354CB or 08132705347

Must you?!

chaircover: Anyone speeding at 130mph on a UK road would have been fined & banned at the very least.

Speeding is not hip. A car can easily in a split second become a murder weapon and an innocent family wiped out by someone who selfishly decides to leave home/start destination too late and thinks that speeding is the best way to make up time.

If anything happens at 130mph, like a burst tyre or someone changing lane suddenly, then there is very little chance of being able to control the car.

*yawns*

ayobase: Thread hijacked!
Candie, itsmod, abil...una weldone o!

Ose!

coogar: chaircover, go and watch fast & furious jor and get with the programme - what is driving without pushing it to the limit?

Abbott: One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the gear for instant gear shifting.....ema dami duro....

I swear that song sounds so much better when you're speeding down the motorway

candieangel12: I spend most of my money on my feet. A girl just cant have enough shoes

We have so much in common that it's getting scary. Shoes are the love of my life. The higher they are, the better.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]It even looks like it took place in someone's bedroom[/quote][quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Is it possible that Nigerians are using these competitions to avoid dealing with the ongoing problems in Nigeria?[/quote]Hahahaha LMAO

ItsModella: looool...le pidgin is looking good.

Thank you

I'm well proud of myself.

I need to come to Nigeria to test my pidgin skills out

ItsModella: Didn't you see the 80-100 mph? mph not km/h.

I wonder!

azzima: thank you o.most of these idiots making all these comments don't be surprised if they are fat men and their mothers are fat too.trust me

Are you fat? See as e dey pain you

[quote author=noble_gas1]Did you just say you love speeding on the highway? With 80-100km/hr? You call that speeding? [/quote]Miles per hour she said!

ItsModella: Exactly. All the obese people I've watched on TV have on problem; eating addiction. They consume more and more food to stimulate the feeling of satisfaction. Same way as drug addicts. They're soooooo hooked on food.

And they all want to blame their "fat genes" when a lot of them could munch on 5,000 calories in one sitting.

ItsModella: +100. And there are a lot of fat people who would refer to the slim ones "as those b!tches who don't eat"

You know. I have no sympathy for fat people. I'd rather be a stick than be obese because It's a lot more easier to gain weight than lose.

I just don't know how these fat people don't feel disgusted when they look at themselves (with all the fat rolls) in the mirror.
I'm pretty sure a lot of them comfort eat.

starfapr: its sad how some people are so cold and they dont event think about the effect of thier words on the people they speak about this girls might be big but they are sweet and caring and would never say such cruel things about you!and remember no man is perfect and beauty is skin deep some people commit suicide over such cruel comment

How do you know their personality?

There are a lot of slim and average built ladies who are also "sweet and caring"


Telling them to lose weight ain't cruel, we're just writing things that most people think about (obese people) in their head.

candieangel12: Haha! Yes soo true! Ya gotta be ready to hit them breaks at all time n also ya be very close but yet have a lil distance btwn. Im surprised I havnt gotten into a car accident before but there is one time I was pullin out of my driveway n I didnt see my dads car parked behind me n I hit it. Lol my dad was like wtf!?

Hahahha I dad would be pissed.

I've had a lot near-miss accidents, but haven't actually hit anything or anyone. *Touch wood*

specialguest: Hippopotimus abeg someone should tell me if i got it right this time

Hippopotamus

Donlittle: here i was thinking guys are the only bad drivers, and my Gf is always complaining, i hope she sees other females pulling stunt i cant pull

No lie my driving is CRAZY. I'm surprised that I haven't crashed any of my cars before.

I love speed.

My friends have said that being in my car is like being in a plane, about to take off.

Donlittle: u get mind sha, the first day i did this when my girlfriend was with me, oh lord, she held the handbrake and was like oh shit, i was just lol, wetin dey do this one o

If you're gonna pull up close to the car in front of you, just make sure that you've got your leg ready to brake because some drivers are evil. They will slow down on purpose just so that you can hit them and for them to claim on your insurance.

candieangel12: Lol we are alike. I go to school about 10hrs away from my hometown, but it usually takes me abt 7.5hrs to get there. I drive so fast that cars move to the next lane for me cus they dont wana get hit. When im behind a car, its either they speed up or move over unless I drive up real close to their bumper, which usually scares them into moving over cus they don't wana get hit

I do that as well

When foôlish fûckers move to my lane and slow me down, I swear at them. I know they can see my middle finger from their interior mirror.

[quote author=hornipipe][/quote]She's got the Homer Simpson belly *pukes*

Donlittle:
that has to do with pride lmao

I call it impatience

I drove about 212 miles today which was meant to take 3hrs.30mins (at least), but I made it home in 2hrs.20mins. Don't ask me how fast I was going lol

Donlittle:
LMFAO UNCLUCKY, UNLCUKY. I AM LMAO. DID it hurts? god catch u, always trying to play the female minded games on popo
i nor say anything o

Yep.. I tried to act all cute the second time but he wasn't buying it. Had to pay for the course as well.

candieangel12: Lol you and me both. But girl u try oooo, once I get pulled over, I try to stay atleast in the speed limit till I leave the area. Ha, u self abiL, what are we going to do with you

Hahaha ...Doing 70mph is just too slow for me, plus I can't stand other cars overtaking me.

candieangel12: Girl shoot! Haha I wasn't complaining. I was thanking the stars I was let off the hook. I never go past 100mph now, im not willing to risk goin 2 jail for attempted murder.

I got caught doing 130mph on the motorway (speed limit is 70mph).
I had to play nice with the officer, and instead of giving me a ticket and 3 points on my license, he let me off with just a warning.

Few minutes later, I got caught again (by the same cop) doing just over 100mph and I had to enrol on some bullshît speed awareness course.

Still ain't learnt my lesson though