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TheUpsetGirl:
The way some guys are screaming about these days, I really don't understand it. They'll say they can't marry a non -virgin girl , yet some of them have deflowered many ladies, so who's going to marry those ladies?



well, I've no option but to ask if you guys are marrying for the virginity or love?


cc; lalasticalla

TheUpsetGirl:
The way some guys are screaming about these days, I really don't understand it. They'll say they can't marry a non -virgin girl , yet some of them have deflowered many ladies, so who's going to marry those ladies?



well, I've no option but to ask if you guys are marrying for the virginity or love?


cc; lalasticalla

judecares1:
who told u that

Mhissgaga:
I don't know why people will leave human beings and be going after dolls

OneCorner:
Today on Link Up With Dan, We have a lady that is a stateof confusion as she has this to share with us.
Dear Dan,
From ****, I'm writing this with so much anger right now. But first I want to share my little story. I have been dating this guy for quite some months now. He was the love of my life and my perfect twin when we first met. There was no place or event he wanted to attend that he wouldn’t go with me… Same with mine. We were inseparable. We were best friends and had so much love for each other. Just few weeks ago I traveled to see him since I haven’t been to his new place since his transfer at work. I had planned to have the best of a crazy weekend of fun, hot sex and more outings. I was prepared for the fun but never the fight. Our first fight ever began the next day after I arrived. I woke up, made breakfast while he was still asleep and then went to serve my baby in bed. Just after eating, he started picking out his dirty clothes out of the clean ones he had. Just while I turned on the TV to watch, my boyfriend dumped his heap of clothes on the chair and told me to go wash while he strolls out. And I turned and asked what that meant? Only for him to tell me, I’ve been having a great stay and it’s time to work and I bluntly told him No. I definitely wasn’t going to wash his clothes. We’re just dating, I am not his house help or wife. I told him and walked off to sleep.With anger he stormed out of the house, called me later that day to get out before he returns. Guys, what did I dowrong? am I supposed to wash his clothes when his hands are not broken? He wants to end the relationship but I love him badly.What do I do? Are girls supposed to do wifey duties for boyfriends?
Please help me, ‘cus I am really confused.

http://www..ng/others/please-help-boyfriend-wants-wash-clothes

Lomprico2:

We dont need this distraction at this critical stage in our country. Buhari will soon sign an agreement with niger republic to built a joint refinery after agreeing for a rail line will be built there also.

We cant be playing ludo when our house is on fire.

Samusu:
Na leg be yhur wahala. It is finished

chrisbaxtian:
Google the book "secrets of the psalms" download it, read it and practice it.Your eyes will open to the power behind those bible verses

Pusyiter:
I may not have scientific fact at my finger tips but I have visual facts.
Looking around in this era, we see more of handsome boys being born and grown to be men but for the girls we see less pretty but short ones who help themselves with make ups and heels.
PLEASE, I am not a male chauvinist but it is just an observation.
For instance, in BB Naija, we have more handsome boys and the girls are only trying (less pretty).
In beauty pageantry nowadays, you see girls that are only trying but when compared with the times of the Biancas, Sabrina Umeh, Binta, Regina Aiska etc, it is totally a different ball game.
In nairaland, we see more handsome boys bold to display their handsomeness on their DPs but the girls hide their beauty by using funny pictures as profile pixs. Maybe, they feel inferior beauty wise.
The point is, where are the pretty girls?

zion69:
I can't laugh Abeg, look at the beautiful looking Mercy Aigbe we know now before.

CaptainJeffry:
Maybe Trump was right.

Lalasticlala.

Yarnvibes:
In all times religion has been considered to be a delicate and sensitive issue. Wars were fought in the name of God? Many discussions or hopeless quarrels have broken out among groups and individuals around the world. But now in the 21st century in the world of democracy and total tolerance, you can believe in any god or religion you want or can find. In Nigeria, there are various churches you can choose to attend and some of them are truly unique.

You will not be able to find any kind of judgment or mockery reading this. We all remember that each of us has the right to believe and do everything he thinks is right. In the basic 10 principles of public (international) law, it is called the right for freedom of speech and religion. That is probably why we have found so many churches in Nigeria which, to put it mildly, are not formatted. Frankly speaking, there are lots of hilarious names of churches in Nigeria. Of course, we cannot overview all of them, but let`s say top 10 funny names of churches in Nigeria.

Top 10 funny names of churches in Nigeria

1. Run For Your Life Ministry

Is this church created only for runners or for some extreme believers who prefer living fast and furious? So it is a huge field for thinking about the name of this church. But I am honestly not sure whether this is a good way to attract visitors.

2. Jesus Elections Ministries
If you are still looking for your place under the sun and not sure what to do with your life, set up a church in Nigeria with any hilarious name you are only capable of making up. Yes! This one you can take as an example. Success is guaranteed!

3. Helicopter of Christ ministry
By the way how much does the ticket cost? Is it available for everyone? So if you are looking for any extreme spiritual or psychotherapy, join this absolutely unique church. Sounds exciting, but hopelessly ridiculous.

4. Mountain of Swallowing Problems Interdenominational Prayer Ministry
I like the word “interdenominational”. It is not only long to pronounce but also means incredible flexibility that accepts any branch of the religion. So from transport, we are slowly coming to the geographical spots. Mountain, island, iceberg, what is the next one? Why did I mention everything except of swallowing problems? I tried to divert your attention because in this case there is no adequate reaction than laughter.

5. Barking Methodist church
And there is one more miracle in the world – Barking Methodist church. I can hardly imagine what the fellows of this church are doing while they are praying. Barking and howling? A rhetorical question, no answer, please.

6. The Atomic Bomb Bible Brigade Ministry
God knows what the authors meant by this name. Is it a military base or any extremist group? It sounds too aggressive as for a peaceful church. But if the Barking church and Swallowing problems one exist in this dark world, why not then?

7. Laboratory Church of God
A blow below the belt for skeptics – it turns out scientifically confirmed that God exists. No more doubts anymore! Go to this church and get all proofs you need. But wait, God expects you to believe on the word. So it is up to you who to follow.

8. NTA Channel Jesus
Well, what can I say? We are living in the world of intercommunication. And the best way to proclaim the word of God is better to do through a media tool. That is why after the transport, and mountain, the God has decided to get a channel. Well-done!

9. How to Identify a Witch
Yes, we promote a hi-tech society where even the God has an own channel. But at the same time some of our people are still obsessed with the Middle Ages romance, the idea of inquisition and the witch hunting. If you are in the latter group, join this church.

10. Who are you to Jesus Ministry
The last but not the least question is who are you to Jesus? Think about that or you had better visit this church and maybe the answer will come to you in there.

Well, I admit that there is too much sarcasm here. Who knows what people are taught in such churches. Are good or bad people leading such meetings? But as it is said above, no judgment, right. And what is your opinion about such funny names of churches in Nigeria?

http://fabinfos.com/top-10-hilarious-names-nigerian-churches-photos/

Blackhawk01:
This confusion is legendary oooo...

Blackhawk01:
And you're Deltan? Which kain confusion be this.

Blackhawk01:
Arggghhh! I don't know, can't give an answer to that. I'll help you ask from my colleagues at work tomorrow and get back to you. But do you know the implication of this?

Besides, isn't your moniker your name?

Blackhawk01:
Go to any local government next to you and get your state of origin cert. It should cost you lil amount of money though. I did mine few years ago and I paid 3000 naira.

harriet412:
This one dont have sense

pyyxxaro:



The cameraman , the big brother himself ,the people in the Big brother house and those who normally vote are all mad

In fact Buhari and his cabinet de craze

makydebbie:
I can't date a guy that doesn't give head.

Like nigga, I'm going to suck your deek like it's my favorite lollipop so you should reciprocate the damn gesture.

mhizsuzzy:
Well is not just any woman but his wife...I dont know how their relationship was but divorce for a doll is not just it...

jhydebaba:
"No one can argue this. Some may insult, abuse, or even clown, but no one can dispute this fact. #PMBRunAgain"



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mhizsuzzy:
and he feels sex dolls will give him all the satisfaction he need there is more to marriage than sex...is obvious you didnt marry the right woman cos I bet if you did you wont imagine let alone think of dissing your wife just for a plastic....

But wait if people are complaining of Buhari placing more value on cows over human life what of this man placing more worth on plastic dolls to human wife...

KardinalZik:
Op, forget all the people above. There's no better job than being a detective. Some advantages are:
1. You can operate other businesses
2. You get the best pay government can offer
3. Your life, property and health is INSURED
4. You always have a backup security group
5. It is a teamwork; no much workload
6. You don't have to work everyday
7. You have maximum job security
8. You have opportunity for free training
9. You have opportunity to travel around
10. You get the maximum mental development

JUST THAT, FOR SECURITY REASONS:

1. You may not be able to marry your choicest spouse
2. Your job identity must not be revealed everywhere
3. You may receive just short notice a times for a tedious job
4. Your work must always be left SECRET.

I advice you to take the job if you get the offer. There's relatively no better job; no better HOBBY.