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boh wait oo...how many times am I going to see this babe on different threads... is that hw she's popular

Sirevangel:
Yeah, they say life is sweet, but too much of sweet things gives jedijedi. This beautiful young vibrant slay queen just lost her life and it is a sad moment for her family and friends in Osogbo/Ilesha Osun State. I hope all potential slay queens and young ladies out there, will know that by now Boys are not smiling when it comes to making money this 2018.
Based on information gathered from this deceased close friend, her name is Ogunsola Abosede she was allegedly used by a yahoo boy which made her fell sick for a short while before she finally lost her life in the Slay Queen kingdom. Ladies please be wary and be careful whom you go out with, stop………………………….

which kind of RIP...mchew

Timekeeper:
The Jama’atu Nasril Islam (JNI) has accused the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) of “unnecessarily overheating” the polity because the 2019 elections are around the corner.
In a statement on Sunday, Khalid Aliyu, secretary of the group led by Sa’ad Abubakar, sultan of Sokoto, advised CAN to register as a political party if it wants to test its popularity.
Aliyu said “herdsmen debacle” is a creation of CAN used to “perpetrate evil as witnessed in the Boko Haram tale.”
“The herdsmen debacle – it must be understood that this is a coinage mischievously invented by CAN over time and its biased errand boys among media practitioners to stereotype an ethnic group so as to achieve a pre-planned agenda,” the statement by Aliyu read.
“Why is the whole herdsmen issue heightened now i.e. 2018? Simply CAN is unnecessarily overheating the polity because 2019 is around the corner.
“Our take is that CAN should better go and register as a political party and contest election if they want to test their popularity! We, nonetheless, make bold to say that CAN is deliberately covering up by using the ‘herdsmen’ debacle as a franchise to perpetrate evil as witnessed in the ‘Boko Haram’ tale.
“As cases of Christians dressed in Muslims’ garb to bomb churches is still fresh in our memories. The infamous Lydia Yusuf of Bauchi state, the Miya Barkatai would-be Christian bombers also in Bauchi state, as well as the foiled bombing of the Radio House in Abuja, after which the then minister of information and Marylyn Ogar, then SSS spokesperson, changed the storyline are still fresh in our memories.”
He alleged that CAN had now devised a new approach of destabilising Nigeria in order to achieve its agenda.
“If not so, would one explain Mr. Asake’s (CAN spokesman) silence about the New Years’ eve killings in Rivers state, but mentioned that of Kwara state and other places? Selective amnesia indeed,” he said.
“Is CAN not supposedly representing all Christians? If not so, why forget to mention the gruesome attack in Rivers? Is it because no Muslim is involved, and therefore it’s not a crime?
“Talking about the killings in Benue state, why did Asake remain mute on the arming of thousands of ethnic militia by the Benue state government (as reported by some sections of the media), an act which is seen as a prelude to the most unfortunate spate of horrendous experiences in the state.”
The JNI’s spokesman said Asake’s reference to the spate of killings in many parts of the north as Jihad exposes his “stark socio-historic illiteracy and his height of enmity against the Muslims and Islam”.
“To put the record straight, JNI condemns killings of innocent souls wherever they happen and whoever is involved. JNI also condemns the generalization of criminals as representatives of the whole, thus leading to unjust stereotyping and name-calling,” he said.
Aliyu warned CAN and other Christian leaders not to take the patience of Nigerian Muslims for foolishness.
“CAN and other Christian leaders such as Bishop Mathew Hassan Kukah, Pastors Oyedepo, Suleiman and recently El Buba should not take the Nigerian Muslims’ patience for foolishness, as their hate speeches are becoming really provocative and outlandish,” JNI spokesman said.
“Hypothetically, as a religious body, they are expected to be part of the solution rather than the problem they have now become.
“The Muslims know that the ‘Nigeria is secular’ sloganeering is mere mendacity seeing that the government and its policies are more tilted towards Christianity and Christians signs and practices. So CAN should free us from the hypocritical secularity claim.”



https://www.thecable.ng/muslim-group-asks-can-to-register-as-a-political-party-and-contest-in-2019/amp

Enn Enn....una wan start religious war abi

dayo229:
Count it now, from 9th of January to 21st of January. Isn't that 12 days

that's not possible

Frankicent:
woke up at 6:06 am.
This Is my dream Was walking somewhere I then saw a girl I knew long time ago. I think we were close buddy. But in real life I don't know so, we exchanged pleasantries just like love birds.
So we got chatty and she invited me over to a close Christian congregation. I then saw an old secondary school mate.... So the pastor or minster got spiritual... Just like a deliverance section. He started praying anointing was flowing everywhere. People we screaming, confession. I got scared cause, haven't seen such high powered spiritual movement before.
The anointed start giving prophetic message. Like he could read mind or so... I think it's the holy spirit. So he saw someone in front of me and lay hands on him. The person fall on floor....Fear masked me oo..
He saw me and looked at me for few seconds and told the congregation... " This boy standing here is the has the greatest blessing or so but , something is holding him down" everyone shouted like something just bad happen. I was dumb folded. The man started asking me " Who are you " I responded... "Am my self like something inside me is replying" He laugh and asked his workers to bring me to the alter. .
I lost control of myself I could see my self and I felt every bit of weakness and no control over my body. I wasn't the only 1 facing the alter. Like 6 more or so joined us ..
The man came and looked straight to my eye. Seriously, it frightened me. He laid hands on my and said receive "Holy ghost, holy ghost, holy ghost" I was shaking and fell on the floor. He said something's which I couldn't remember. I became extremely weak and powerless. in real life I haven't fall during a deliverance section before oo...
I saw my self falling on the floor. The congregation I think there were praying too.
I woke up and was saying something Jesus, Jesus... What got shocked. Was immediately I woke and something xxxxxxxxx {I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID BEFORE CALLING ] Jesus.
I was shaking like I had fever right on my bed. I don't understand oo.

it simply means ull work for God one way or the other... just pray u make the right choice of woman that will lead u through this path

dayo229:
What is lie there

in 12 days...eyi lee oo

dayo229:
Highway 101 reopened Sunday after a nearly
two-week closure triggered by Montecito's deadly mudslide had choked off most vehicle travel between Ventura and Santa Barbara counties. The highway which had been shut down since January 9 has now been reopened after 12 days of closure.

Below is the picture of before and after clean up.

which kind of lie is this?

MhizzAJ:
What is she? Tigress??

Lol Na u sabi

how many of u girls can say its not a threat to u? guys what ur thought towards sexdulls

MhizzAJ:
You can be my boyfriend na i'm still single and searching

Enn Enn...that's if u can withstand what my girlfriend is....

MhizzAJ:
Waiting for the set of men that will say no

Nothing wrong in it....That's the kind of job i see myself doing soon

u Enn...how am I sure u have a boyfriend or fiancé sef

ur opinion pls

MhizzAJ:
Meaning??

check out ur quote nw

MhizzAJ:
You guys can't take care of a woman properly. Always nagging before doing anything..The married ones have been in the game so they know the right buttons to press

wait are u trying to say that's what u do?

MhizzAJ:
You guys can't take care of a woman properly. Always nagging before doing anything..The married ones have been in the game so they know the right buttons to press

wait are I trying to say that's what u do?

MhizzAJ:
Why won't they go after us when you people can't do your jobs properly

what kind of job is that...

donstan18:
Mr wise!

Since you are wise and not an idiot, why don't you marry your girlfriend as soon as possible and make her your own.

I belief that's what u do to

cos am getting confused

khadaffi:
I want to believe this is fake

I swear it for real

EdifiedCEO:
Nollywood actress Empress Njamah stated she ‘feels offended’ when younger men woo her. The actress is currently single and gets a lot of attention from the opposite sex. However, a lot of the attention comes from younger men who do not realise her age.

In an interview we Sunday Scoop she stated: “A lot of men in their twenties say they admire me and want to date me. I am sure most of them think I am really young. Sometimes, I find it annoying because if they know my actual age, they wouldn’t come close or show interest in me.



http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/01/if-my-toasters-knew-my-age-they-wouldnt.html

cc lalasticlala mynd44

Enn Enn...wetin that one teach us...u old pass mount everest ni?...u better receive brain b4 they produce yr duplicate(sexdull in ur image)

lumzybo:
Bro, all denominations/religion is involved. Not one is left out.

maybe its the area I find myself... their own too much...

DieBuhari:
Even Buhari's wife and children have abandoned him but Yoruba Muslims are still licking his hairy balls.

Big shame

ahhh....how did u know that...lol

DieBuhari:
Even Buhari's wife and children have abandoned him but Yoruba Muslims are still licking his hairy balls.

Big shame

ahhh....how did u know that...lol

Angelanest:
A Nigerian lady Faith Orji was surprised by her abroad based partner with a marriage proposal. According to reports, the lady was in complete shock because she was told she was coming for a friends dinner party not knowing it was her day. Her boyfriend flew in from an undisclosed country and came in straight from the airport. His lady had no idea that he was in the country....

After all the screaming and reactions of disbelief, the handsome man finally got her to the proposal spot and asked for her hand in marriage...

She was very shocked after being ambushed with the marriage proposal in the presence of her family and friends who had already planned with her boyfriend.

She finally said yes not after bursting into tears.

Congratulations to them.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/man-flies-abroad-surprises-nigerian-lady-marriage-proposal-pics.html

nw that sex dulls are a treat to ladies.... don't expect much of the proposal things this yr

GloriaNinja:
MOST CHURCH GOERS ARE HYPOCRITES.

sincerely speaking... work in an hotel ull see their secrets most especially the winners goers

LionDeLeo:
How dare you not give this credit to a university from Japan of Africa?
This report must have been compiled under one bridge in Ibadan.

Na wa oo Na fight?

HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.

olorun ngbo...be like slippers

Mastadestiny:
Was OHANAEZE in support of ipob from the start?

don't mind those hypocrite

cursedAbiola:
Ohanaeze should shatap
when they're busy romancing abokiss and yeroba Muslims they don't know.
now that sultan just confirmed that fulani herdsmen are just like Ohanaeze and afenifere they're talking Nonsense.

honestly only the northerners understand the concept of Nigeria because even in the climax of everything they're still hausa/fulani before Nigeria
that's why even after murdering innocent people
they still support their own people (murderers)
but what about the so called intelligent South?
you'll see yerobas castigating afenifere just to sound politically correct or maybe to please Tinubu (who is after expanding his empire)
you'll see Ohanaeze castigating ipob just to look good in the eyes of northerners and yeroba Muslims
these are armless/harmless groups.
that's why the north will always call the shot forever because they know that we the south are just educated mumus

kiss the truth

walahi

robotix:
Please, I want you to watch this interview of Mark Adebayo on Sahara TV.

He poured out his heart on the issues of Buhari and the killing going in the country.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qui5F2zu7c8

Asin Enn I dey feel this guy

Greenbullet:
The average Nigerian woman cost a Man 60 thousand naira a month to maintain, here is a detailed breakdown;
Hair (2 times )- 10,000
Recharge card (5 times)- 8,000
Food (unlimited) -15,000
Make up and accessories -7,000
Transportation-5000
Handout-20,000

This cumulative sum over the course of a year : 60,000 X 12= 720,000 naira
For a relationship let's say 2 years

720,000 X 2= 1,440,000 naira

For a marriage, let's say 10 years

720,000 X 10 = 7,200,000 naira

Regardless of the expenses , women also have other functions they perform in the lives of men, BUT , CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YES !

SÉX ROBOT !

The cost of the average sex robot
IS BETWEEN 800-900 THOUSAND NAIRA, hold on ! , before you think of not taking that option, know that they have a warranty of 10 years, which means they can last even more, think of the troubles and other expenses you have to foot down to make a female partner happy to the state that she accepts coitus, well THE SEX ROBOT HAS NONE OF IT !


Now , I know many female folks here will flock here to say can it cook , can it wash, can it clean, can it bear your kids, SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, continue reading for more.

They are automated vacuum/sweepers with AI intelligence capable of learning every single corner of your home they usually cost below 200 thousand naira


On the issue of cooking, they are other automated robots for that or you can simply hire a chef or cook your meals yourself, so easy, and in this country , a chef isn't expensive,

On to the issue of washing , they are washing machines less than 30 thousand naira and they work perfectly ,


For the issue of bearing children, they are surrogate mothers around who your sperm can fertile and birth your child, they cost less than 400 thousand naira.

On the long run, we see that women are extremely expensive not because of uniqueness but monopoly, now that there isn't monopoly, ITS TIME TO BE MORE ECONOMICAL !

Lalasticlala
Tosyne2much
Seun
Mynd44

meennn...oloshos will soon go on strike on this....
some married women will soon start ranting about just because they've got rivals
to those single ladies forming no sex b4 marriage...
here's a song that fits u
ancient of days as old as are..as old as u are u will never...
a beg finish am