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PRISTINEMUSCLES:
No. The body has a way of expelling semen. Most especially via wet dreams. The body can also reabsorb the semen alongside the sperm cells. So no cause for alarm.

Thanks

Truly she's an opportunist like someone said.

Meanwhile gyan for cheating on ur wife

geunik:
It is not true. Medically, men expel old sperm and semen during wet dreams. Also to exercise the joystick, men once in a while experience erection keeping that place healthy.

Thanks Br for allaying my fears.

alex81:
That story's a lie. Tell ur frend I said so.

Hmmmmm

I am a bit confused, I heard people say it does pose threats to a man and some other few people refuting it. How true is such assertion?

Like this morning my friend and I were arguing about it and he told me a story of one of his uncles who lost hope in life and gave in to drunkenness. And that for a period of some 25 years he never had sexual relationship with any woman and at a point he was seriously sick and was taken to a hospital and the Doctor after checking him said his problem is lack sex and they immediately arranged for a prostitute for him and after the whole thing ( editing and cutting the story short) they paid 200k and he was discharged. That prior to this time he was having unusual rashes and pimples but after the treatment everything gradually disappeared they got a wife for him and he's got two kids now.
Please doctors in the house help, lalasticlala help a confused fellow. Move to appropriate section as I myself for some reasons has been contemplating celibacy, is it true I am prone health issues like cancer and the rest?

matinos28:
lienus

I am a bit confused, I heard people say it does pose threats to a man and some other few people refuting it. How true is such assertion?

Like this morning my friend and I were arguing about it and he told me a story of one of his uncles who lost hope in life and gave in to drunkenness. And that for a period of some 25 years he never had sexual relationship with any woman and at a point he was seriously sick and was taken to a hospital and the Doctor after checking him said his problem is lack sex and they immediately arranged for a prostitute for him and after the whole thing ( editing and cutting the story short) they paid 200k and he was discharged. That prior to this time he was having unusual rashes and pimples but after the treatment everything gradually disappeared they got a wife for him and he's got two kids now.
Please doctors in the house help, lalasticlala help a confused fellow. Move to appropriate section as I myself for some reasons has been contemplating celibacy, is it true I am prone health issues like cancer and the rest?

On my way to call lala to confirm if it's real or fake snake, he is used to snakes.

We have heard you. Me too I am into legitimate business

ecoeco:
Scholarship of #50,000 really?

Mchewww e no even reach to train d boy for free school sef

Every small help de will put it on billboard

Nonsense


#Eco99#

Bad belle, how many people have you helped?
Gerarahia men, yes you!

He should come let Evans coach him.

She no sabi joor, before the fight she suppose enter inside go wear trouser under in case of situation like this

platodeen:
Yes u are right. But if d man is repulsive n d woman pays back with whatever negativity, d negative consequence is dat a party bears more of d pain in all ramifications than d other. N dat party is d WOMAN;'let a man n a woman wee while they walk, sure only one of them would have more water log on HER legs n feet"
I drop my pen

Word, only if they'll hear. They think they're doing the man not knowing they're doing themselves.

Toks2008:
We all know that men sometimes can be very overbearing and sometimes responsible for some actions their wives take but nevertheless,women must understand that marriage is a great,decent and sacred institution that must be treated with utmost respect and guided with all sense of decency.

To be frank,there are some silly things some married ladies do that do not show any form of respect to them,their men and their marriage.
These are things that need to be avoided by the lady irrespective of whatever excuse they may have.

I have had many friends who have been married and some are divorced and after discussing with them,i have come to realize that some of these women were infact the architect of their failed marriages and i will try to elucidate on some of the awkward things ladies do that break up their marriages.

1. Poor communication:

In every relationship we find ourselves,communication is vital. No one is a mind reader and no matter what it may be that could be a reason for your unhappiness,speak out immediately in a stern manner and not laikadaisically.
Many women are found of calling their hubby's relatives to complain about certain issues meanwhile the hubby at home does not have an idea of how hurting they are concerning that issue.

2. Sharing their marital issue with a male admirer/friend.

Not every guy you know is responsible. We have some low lives that has no regard for any form of decency and it is no news that many guys are in this category.
When you discuss your marital issues with an admirer or a male friend,most times what these guys hear is "im vulnurable,i need you as a succor". This is why most times,when a married woman take solace in a male friend,the end result is usually an illicit affair.

3. Being careless with male friends.

I have always maintained that there is nothing like just friends between a married woman and another man.
If he is not your childhood friend,co-worker,co-student,business partner then you have no business with him.
Many married ladies have a careless habit of keeping male friends indiscriminately and worst still get so careless allowing these guys call them by their maiden names.

I will never call a married lady by her maiden name because just as the name suggests,its her unmarried name but will rather put Mrs,sis,madam.

When a married lady is called by her maiden name,it diminishes as well as tarnishes her respect,image and matrimony giving room for a potential unethical relationship between her and the "just male friends".

4. Seeking vengeance.

Many married lady tend to take some actions in order to prove to their hubby that a sauce for the goose is also ok for the gander but unfortunately this will destroy your marriage more.

When you take a revenge on your hubby by sleeping with another man because he cheats on you,of what use will that be to you?

What value will that add to your life?
Learn to maintain your dignity no matter what because at the end,the shame will all come back to you and as I always reiterate. ..nobody can make you do what you are not capable of doing.

5. Talking down on your hubby.

This is one foolish mistake many ladies do. You and your hubby are one and talking down on him means talking down on yourself. It is one thing to voice out what he did and another to use outright abusive words on him.

In situations where a couple seperates,some ladies will not mind talking down on their hubby with a friend,their family and even with male suitors and i keep wondering if the woman thinks this will earn her any form of respect.

If you call your hubby a sick man then what does that make you? Or you call your hubby an asshole then it takes an asshole to tango with such a man.

No matter how angry you may be,don't ever rule out reconcilation and even if you are never going to reconcile,respect your matrimony with him even if he deserves no respect from you.

6.Moving out of their matrimonial home hastily over an avoidable reason.

What excuse do you have for running out of your marriage?
He cheated on you,he does not give you attention,he took you for granted,he curses you and many more are the excuses married ladies hold on to and i keep asking this one question;
Will leaving solve the problem? Even a divorce is not a way out because its a 50/50 chance that the next man won't be worse so i advice that you confront that problem and try your best to solve it.

7. Believing there is always a better man out there.

This is one foolish thing married ladies believe. That they will get a better replacement.There are more than enough never married ladies out there for the unmarried guys so you will do yourself a great honor by sticking to your husband.

There is really no better man out there and except you are faced with an unrepentant violent man,please remain in your marriage because you will soon realize that its the same cycle we all go through in any union we find ourselves and there will always be one reason to leave any man you are married to.

Many women divorcees realize this too late as they end up as a toy in the hands of randy men,as second wife,or end up single for a long time as many men will believe they are doing them a big favour by wanting to be with them.

If you must throw in the towel on your marriage,make sure you have exhausted all means of reconciliation because i keep saying that it is better to be single at 40 than to be a divorcee at 20 and a 40 year old single lady is more maritally appealing than a 20year old divorcee,funny but true so think very well before you run out of your marriage.

8.Sharing their marital issues with single female friends..

Like seriously! it may surprise you to know that most of your friends who are still single are not happy that you are married so take your marital problem to them at your own risk.

9.Not looking sexy enough.

If our sultry actress Omotola jalade is looking this sexy after three children then tell me why you can't look sexy too.

Laziness is one big problem with most married ladies.Men get carried away by what they see so do yourself a favour, get that big tummy down and get into crazy bum shorts and flaunt that thing.

We know you cant maintain that sexy look we saw the very first time we met you but at least try your best to look sexy for the next 30years for us after marriage.

10. Never sorry.

Many women are so proud,egocentric and sturbborn to the extent that when they do or say things that are conspicously wrong,they will never or hardly apologize but rather would want to buttress the rationale behind their actions and most men see this as an appalling nature. Be quick to apologize even when you are right..men are naturally egocentric hence the need to bring down your ego to avoid the case of two men married to each other.

11.Geting insecure and monitoring her husband

I have always advised married women to let their men be. Believe whatever he says even when it is clear that he is lieng.The moment you start getting overly jealous,suspicious is the moment you begin to lose your self worth. Don't bother whether he is faithful or not but sternly tell him to play safe if he must be unfaithful and warn him to do it far from you cos what the eyes do not see do not hurt. Yes this sounds crazy but trust me,it works like magic because the husband will likely be on his toes and respect you the more. Remember that a man will always be a man and you can never monitor him.

12.Not good enough in the kitchen and the other room: .

If you are a married lady reading this please don't ever joke with these two places because any woman who knows how to use these two places will most likely have her husband where she wants him cos the way to a man's heart is forever through his stomach and down there.

13.Taking the job of a full housewife.

As you can clearly deduce,being a full housewife is a big job because those who babysit get paid so I quite understand how demanding this can be but nevertheless,don't settle for that,no matter how demanding the task of keeping the home front can be, still do something to be financially independent. Your husband may tell you he does not want you to work promising to provide all your needs but we both know he really can't do that without asking funny questions from you when you demand for money so it is important to have something doing so that the financial pressure will be less on your husband and you can also be self reliant.Being financially independent can also come in handy if your hubby faces any financial crises so take this advise seriously because financial pressure is a great destroyer of marriage.

I don't know if these makes sense.

On point let those so called modern women be there deceiving themselves.
Most marriages fail because of these issues, our mothers are different from al this modern women and they did their best fr their marriage not to fail.
I keep saying it a marriage can only fail if the woman allows it.
In fact these days most times they create problems exaggerate the problem and allow it to escalate so they can leave the marriage on such minor excuses. They justify whatever reason that made them leave, play the victim card and the so called feminist will hail them.
If only they can learn one or two things from our mothers!

Hmmmmm

Artistree:
I know a bloody thief who stole (transferred from his wife's account) the 2k he earlier gave her for food, deleted the SMS and kept a straight face, awon oloriburuku.
Spouse stealing from spouse, shameful!!!

Exactly the story of a couple i know, just that the wife was claiming it was only fhe husband that did it. Until the husband told how the wife started it, there was even a time when this man traveled and forgot his atm card at home only for the wife to empty his account. How she got his pin was a mystery to him up till this day. What would you call them? Going by your terms? Bloody foolish couple,stealing from each other. OLoribruku couple

bukatyne:
Because the OP was blaming the salesgirl for giving madam money.

Going through our discussion will give a better insight.

Not really, at least the girl was supposed to confirm from Oga first. That's my point

crowley:
My dear tyre does nt affect speedometer. weda a catapiller tyre or a wheelbarrow tyre. do planes nd choppers use tyre on the air? but they have speedometers. so 4 fu€k sake, what d hell are u saying.

I tire ooo

bukatyne:
So a wife walks into her husband's store, demands money (when the husband hasn't instructed otherwise) and the sales girl should say no?

You sure say this tory no bi fake?

What happened to let me confirm from oga first?

Majesticniyi:
I don't know why NLers think conclusively...judging without knowing the whole story. I have seen a case where a woman steals from her husband because he is irresponsible and would rather spend on irrelevant things than take care of his family. The woman had no choice than to steal his money to pay the children's school fees.

Op, if you really want to help the family....try to stylishly (jokingly?) find out from the woman the rationale behind her action. You might just be surprised the end justifies the means (even if it's the wrong approach she took).

Allowing another person suffer for her actions however sends the wrong signal.

I can tell you this woman basically lacks nothing, in fact she always talk about her neighbor that her husband doesn't take care of because he has a particular project at hand. She even assist this woman and the husband is aware, so she can't be justify whatsoever.

bukatyne:
Tell your friend in jest.

If nobody was suffering for it, then na their business and you could decide to tell or keep mute.

However as it stands, the husband should know do that their previous employees will be vindicated.

He should also apologize to them/family.

This has nothing to do in connection with the issue relating to the sales girl, she's partly to be blamed for what happened. She wasn't just smart, if she was there's no way that woman would walk away with ogas money. The thing is I don't want a situation whereby a couple will be having problems because of me

sisisioge:
Lobatan...I think you shouldn't go about it like you are snitching on her.Rather, say it in front of her if he complains about missing money again. For instance, if on that particular morning, the dude noticed the missing fund. Just tell him there and then while madam is present that hope it's not the one she took that he's looking for. Say it while laughing with absolute innocence. Let them deal with their issues. Whew!

I wouldn't have minded if someone else isn't taking the blame for her action. Whew!

That's it ooo, I am concerned about the poor boy

salesforce:
He will catch her one day
Don't break the home

Abi ooo

doyinbaby:
Mind your business

I will, thanks. I think that's the best

ojun50:
Talk to d woman first nd give her time to see if she will change

No ooo abeg.

TonyeBarcanista:
My brother, I still don't why someone will steal from her hubby instead of "take" from him, even to the extent of allowing a poor girl suffer for what she did.

It is either your guy is starving her of money or she is just greedy.

Whatever the case may be, your guy got himself an irresponsible woman.


I'll advice you talk to him about it. Do tell him to find out the reason behind her behavior

I still wonder why she does that, I am very much aware that the hubby gives her money.

I was in my friend's place today and caught his wife stealing his money, she thought I didn't notice what she was doing?
Her husband's bag was in the living room, he left it there and went inside only for her to stylishly took it and took some money from one of the rapper, fold it and had to tie it with the fringe of the rapper she's tying.

Why I am concerned is the man has been complaining of money missing and has been suspecting their poor house help, again recently she sacked her sales girl because the woman went to the shop intimidated the sales girl and forcefully took some money where they use to keep money. The girl didn't know how much she took, when she calculated her balance she wrote how much she thought Madam took. At the end 1k was missing and he had to deduct it from the girls salary.

My own is why will she be stealing from her hubby?
Okay, what of telling her later?
If I tell the hubby I don't know how he'll react and the woman will know I was the one that told her husband.

Should I tell my friend because my conscience is pricking me.

Ipfreely:
Dear Lord. I would have thought this argument would be a non starter, and I would certainly have been wrong. Two (or more) vehicles (or other bodies in motion), traveling at the same ACTUAL speed, would remain side by side, provided the ACTUAL speed remains constant. All this talk of tyres and all of that is just mucking up the issue. As long as the ACTUAL (the true speed measured independently of a vehicles speedometer and whatever modifications may alter it's accuracy) speed remains the same, neither would outpace the other.

Tell them ooo, they're just making the whole thing more confusing

Na waoo

Maybe she was born out of wedlock, crying for her.

What happen to our schools here? Nice their sons and daughters always graduating abroad.