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This days, what girls want is
a"God fearing" yahoo boy.....

abbeyty:
I don't you go to market square and take your bath there?

Abi oooo

When sex scenes come up on TV and the whole family is watching, African fathers will start asking crazy questions."Paul, did you iron the car?"And Paul will answer as he is glued to the TV too: "No dad, I was busy watering the radio."

Nice, meanwhile.

I Jst Bought A Gucci Soap For 260k, Sponge
For 100kNd I haVe Been Looking For Where To
Stay & Take My Bath For People To See Me!!

Such a pity



I Jst Bought A Gucci Soap For 260k, Sponge
For 100kNd I haVe Been Looking For Where To
Stay & Take My Bath For People To See Me!!

Nobody talk say make you no do make-up...but
aunty doit moderately, no come change the
swimming pool water to rainbow
colour.Taaaaah!!

Today I won 300k in 9JABET, so my friends begged me to give them MONEY ...I wanted to give them 5k each,..but I remember what my DAD always told me that" IT IS BETTER TO TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH THAN TO GIVE HIM A FISH"..so I gave them#100nairaeach and DIRECT them to 9JABET SHOP wia dey can PLAY it.shebi I've told you people that SENSE will not kill me??

Hmmmm

You are not a brave man until you add all your
girlfriends in a Whatsapp group chat to save
time .

:DYou are not a brave man until you add all your
girlfriends in a Whatsapp group chat to save
time .

Yorubas After Sex*
Wife: *on her knees* Daddy wa, e seun gan!
Husband: Kotope, Jesu lo seun.

a

Hmmmmmm

HOW TO BORROW MTN AIRTIME WITHOUT
PAYING BACK*
1. Borrow airtime by dialing *606#
2. After you have exhausted the borrowed
airtime, dial *326# and backdate your date to
1/01/2008
3. Remove your battery and Sim after 30mins
4 Insert the battery and sim card back if it works, you will receive a message from MTN saying....
"DEAR CUSTOMER, THE THUNDER THAT
WILL FIRE YOU IS STILL UNDER CONFIGURATION.
You want to try it abi??���Africans you like awoof ehn.
If you vex come beat me............I dey my room......

akinade28:
Aunty tonto, mummy king my fear of u is increasing day by day.
If a woman can cook up such lies, Mr Churchill be grateful you r not dead
Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife. Proverbs 21:19
To the guys out there I'll advise u to read a mother's advice to her son who was a king on the issue of women.
Talking about the lecture of king lemuel 's mother on the issue of women in proverbs 31.
FYI u can find proverbs in d bible.

Exactly

She is not picking your
calls
right? Don't
worry, send her a
text saying "Honey have
you
received the
money?"... She will call back. Lols women and money

When you are 30+ you will never see a
single person
You have to destroy a relationship to be in a
relationship
Thank me later

Girls are always complaining there are no
nice guys. There are nice guys everywhere.
The problem is that your eyelashes are too
much.
Don't insult me ooo, I'm not a small boy

Best

Something bothers me, those girls who go
to night clubs wearing crop Tops and
leggings, were do they put their money?
Ahbi dem no get money??

TODAY'S QUIZZ*
In America, when a policeman stops you and you try to put your hand in your pocket you get shot. ��
But in my country when you're stopped by the police and you put your hand in your pocket, the police man starts smiling.
What's the name of my country ?��

there is question bothering me and I want to share it with u guys may b u can help me out........... y is that UNILAG has many student on Facebook than the main school or is that they av another university here on Facebook abeg I want to apply oh

Georgous




Comments

My dad called me when he heard there was a riot in
my school....
.
Dad: Hello son, where are you?
Me: My hostel.
Dad: Good, I heard there is riot in ur school. Pls
Don't go out,don't follow them, you know your
familybackground, stay in your room. You hear me?
Me: Okay Dad....
(Calls back in five minutes)..
Dad: My son, what caused the riot?
Me: They increased our school fees from N30000
to N150000. Because our vice Chancellor said we
are in the time of CHANGE
Dad: Where are you now?
Me: In my room.
Dad: Ehhnn! Are you mad? Join them.
Me: But dad....
Dad: Shut up and join them, carry matchet!! Carry
anything...!!! Kill people.
Lwkmd..

Agbaya!

Hmmm
Person is a person but when enters
*Hospital - Patient
*Taxi- Passenger
*Shop - Customer
*School - Student
*Stadium - Fans
But my Question is wat do we call a person who enters a toilet?

Such a

Bad mouth will not kill some girls ��
How will you say that MTN caller's tune last longer than some boys in bed EHHH??
�����
I wud have mentioned her name but I don't gossip ����

Making accednts look interesting



If a single teacher can't teach all d subjects,then how could dey expect a student to learn all subjects?

Fine boys. Lol,

meanwhile
BET9ja story again
boy : Dad the 30k you send me for fee, i used
10k to bet
Dad: What?! Stupid child I have been warning you.
You
never listen to my words
boy interrupting) But..
Dad: But what?! You are a stubborn boy, you can't
you be
like your Other brothers and sisters.
boy : Just wanted to inform you that I won 700k
Dad: Chineke Mei!(my God!) My son I told you, you are
stupid. Why did you use only 10k to bet when i
sent you 30k eh? We could have been talking
about 2.1million now.
I love you My son, Omekannaya,...(like father like son) Kikikikiki..
Nigerian fathers will not kill me ooo