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PoliticsRe: Army Claims Responsibility For Bombing Of Tudun Biri Villagers In Kaduna by ablejesus26(m): 11:17am On Dec 05, 2023
The matter will be swept clean under the rug.

If na Country wey get head, by now resignation letter go don dey trend everywhere.
What a cornTREE.
HealthRe: Augmentin: See How Much I Bought This Medicine Today by ablejesus26(m): 11:14am On Dec 05, 2023
FarmBusinessNG:
Tell me it's a joke. Augmetion of 6,000 Naira


If it's true, you all should begin to cry for Nigeria
Crying is not going to solve anything rather fish out solutions.
Diversify your hustle and income, I pity those ones wey dey depend on one source of income.
I pity petty salary earners the most.
PoliticsRe: Obi: FG Plans To Use 3000 Professors Annual Pay For Vice President's Houses by ablejesus26(m): 11:08am On Dec 05, 2023
Agness7:
He made solid point but its just talks as usual, i would have taken him serious if he had done anything different while he was a governor.
Loll bring Your stats to prove He didn't do as said in Anambra as governor.

You don't like him good,You don't have to like him but the stats don't lie.

PoliticsRe: Bandits Have Taken Over Schools In Katsina, Forced Them To Shut Down- Radda by ablejesus26(m): 10:52am On Dec 05, 2023
Oga increase the volume of your speaker angry
Soro soke bcus APC urchins no go hear you well undecided

PoliticsRe: Photos Of Kaduna Villagers Killed By "Mistake" In Army Airstrike (Graphic) by ablejesus26(m): 10:49am On Dec 05, 2023
This is not the first time this disaster We have for security system under APC is doing this.

A govt fails woefully to deliver on her most essential primary duty,which is to secure lives and properties yet some shameless bunch of zombies make excuses for them.

We never serious at all.
May Jehovah give the families of the dead the fortitude to bear their loss.
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2023 Live Updates: Redeemed To Flourish In Hard Times by ablejesus26(m): 10:38am On Dec 05, 2023
One of my customers for Ghana just born Yesterday, her Yoruba Husband name the baby girl,Olorunwa.
She was sitting down catching the cool breeze then she decided to go use the rest room,as she dey stand up,na so water tank dey fall down dey break chair wey she sit down scatter,before she recover from the shoke na so labour start. Swift and steady pikin come out no stress.

I am not telling you to be religious, or be a church goer but accepting the realities of your spirituality is a big step to unravel the Man in You. There's a God,Maker of the universe, by Your heart and proclamation of your word shall you believe.
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah: I Am In APC To Rescue Anambra From 20 Years Political Stagnation by ablejesus26(m): 10:30am On Dec 05, 2023
I am sure ndi Anambra do not want to face what We are facing in Imo State undecided

APC is the worst thing to befall this Country.
PoliticsRe: Obi's Budget In 2009 For Governor's Office Was Higher That Health And Education by ablejesus26(m): 10:20am On Dec 05, 2023
grin grin Which kind point be dis one again na grin

Obi na man you be joor,be tormenting that spirit of zombie ooo zombiism in urchins without mercy grin

FoodRe: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by ablejesus26(m): 10:15am On Dec 05, 2023
jaymichael:
Just as your grandfather that was not buried, you and your wrinkled father, na evil forest for okija shrine dem go throw una body put if you dead brained bastards no go pay what you owe to the shrine.
Hope your mama toto don heal from the torture meted to her because she need to go use am hustle for junction to feed you and your miserable father who are good for nothing fellows and waste of existence. That bend wey your father dey bend like who swallow mortar and pestle naim go kill am soon. As you be like used menstrual tissue wey them throway inside pit toilet.
Omo ale, try for your late papa na grin at least carry your mama comot from street wey all this your co useless under bridge boys dey use her like dog grin grin na mad she mad,she no kill person na grin grin e no go better for her,when them tell her se make she stop to do olosho work she no hear,na that madness go kill her las las,just dey prepare to be orphan bcus she go soon join your useless rached vagabond late papa wey die in shame and disgrace for raping people goat grin grin

See as them go gather dey bury your cursed abomination of a family and household for shallow grave grin grin
Aminn oooo asee guuunn.

FoodRe: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by ablejesus26(m): 10:03am On Dec 05, 2023
jaymichael:
Just as your grandfather that was not buried, you and your wrinkled father, na evil forest for okija shrine dem go throw una body put if you dead brained bastards no go pay what you owe to the shrine.
Hope your mama toto don heal from the torture meted to her because she need to go use am hustle for junction to feed you and your miserable father who are good for nothing fellows and waste of existence. That bend wey your father dey bend like who swallow mortar and pestle naim go kill am soon. As you be like used menstrual tissue wey them throway inside pit toilet.
grin grin grin but that your late papa na very foolish animal when him been dey alive oo grin just dey rape people goat upandan come still use the same preeq dey rape you mercilessly,that's why you dey behave like goat na grin grin
Your late papa no get remains at all bcus na burn them burn am to ashes like asun grin grin
Your mad mama toto no fit heal bcus na steady knacking foolish people like you deu knack her,plus she dey knack dogs too grin grin
People wicked oo,how dem go dey knack mad woman na grin grin

Omo ale, na like dis people go dey gather to dey throway your rached,worthless cursed family for shallow grave on a steady bcus iku ojiji no go ever stop to collect una head,no be curse na fact,na destiny grin grin

FoodRe: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by ablejesus26(m): 5:05pm On Dec 04, 2023
jaymichael:
Craze man how you dey. How is your oliriburuku father and your anofia mother. I get update for you, as your waist bead and shawarma business no pay you, vacancy dey for washing of dead body for una local mortuary. No experience needed. As I give you this update, if you like go dey cut and steal human flesh chop, (I know you can't resist the temptation as you are from a generation of cannibals) if them catch you, na more problems upon your cursed head.
I hope you help you slowpoke mother press her body for the beatings she revived for the things she stole in the market day before yesterday. Use hot waters press her pekus well well because as those guys dey insert stick inside her toto, dem no take am easy with her, no mercy at all. Omo ale jati jati, wasted existence.
Omo ale, omo ofo,se you no go try make you find work so you fit carry your mama wey deh craze go baba sule mad house grin or better still just die make we see if your death go solve her problem since na your birth give her mental problem you just leave her for street make useless people like you dey use her do séx tóy grin grin pick pocket no be job oo,you go end up like your late papa,you no dey hear word fa grin grin
Omo ale,ofo ati abukun ni o ma ka las las grin cheesy
No seke na im you collect for my hand.
E no go better for you and your cursed hopeless,wortless household, na like dis them go dey gather dey bury una from the clutches of untimely death, no be curse na fact,na your destiny.

PoliticsRe: EXCLUSIVE: BH Arms Supplier Escapes From Nigerian Military Prison In Borno State by ablejesus26(m): 3:02pm On Dec 04, 2023
Not surprised.

What a cornTree.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Is Owned By Whitepeople - Seun Kuti Attack Oba Of Benin And Asari Dokubo by ablejesus26(m): 3:00pm On Dec 04, 2023
Jagaban2012:
Lagos state is owned by the Nnnnnmyamiri people...
Simeon Ekpa don carry Edo State people join body....una no know say nnnnnmyamiri people get evil agenda on Yoruba people....none of the rich Yoruba people in Lagos State has spoken anything...I can see bad handwriting on the wall.....their strategies Are that they so. much need Edo people to perpetrate....una no know to say nah Nnnnnmyamiri people sponsor Oba of Benin to come and belittle the Yoruba people in Lagos State. Sanwo Olu still dey go up and down like a river reed...Nnnnmyamiri people no dey zuzu....they have mapped up their plan...and since they know that Yoruba people are so cowardly and don't have any Marshall plan to defend their terrorism....they want to capitalize on this to do them....havoc.....
Little did Yoruba people know all these Nnnnmyamiri politicians are working in close relation with IPOB terrorists....



Yoruba people wake up.....evil is knocking at your doors and you are sleeping......who does that.....some of the so-called Landowners in Lagos State are still selling their land to dance Owanbe on Saturday....even with all this evil evidence that stares them in their face...

Tinubu should do sth for his people...this is his chance. else...Yoruba people will be forced to adopt a culture that is alien to them.....
OK so Seun is Igbo too ba grin grin yet You want to claim that doing Igbo yooo, Igbo aaaghh is not your destiny grin grin this is how you will be in your dying bed and be wailing and shouting Igbo aaaghh, Igbo yooo,this is your destiny, this is why your Oluda created You grin grin
PoliticsRe: Don’t Give Up On Govt, There’s Hope For Nigeria, SGF Tells Nigerians by ablejesus26(m): 2:50pm On Dec 04, 2023
duduade:
Hope how


Ask him where are his family members

I am sure they are outside the country
Loll telling hungry people not to give up when him and him family belle don full grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Who Can't Explain Their Sources Of Wealth Would Be Arrested, Charged.. by ablejesus26(m): 2:48pm On Dec 04, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Drug criminals will be very sad. They soon start attacking this policy. grin
Not just drug criminals, both ritualist grin both terrorist sponsors,kidnappers, yahoo yahoo etc.
But if We want to go by your sole recognition of the drug crime,then my President should be eating stony half dun beans in Kuje by now grin
CrimeRe: Court Remands Yahoo Boy For Raping 17-Year-Old Girl To Death In Kwara by ablejesus26(m): 2:35pm On Dec 04, 2023
Bornthroway pikins just full everywhere.
God have mercy. undecided
FoodRe: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by ablejesus26(m): 2:24pm On Dec 04, 2023
jaymichael:
Craze man how you dey. How is your oliriburuku father and your anofia mother. I get update for you, as your waist bead and shawarma business no pay you, vacancy dey for washing of dead body for una local mortuary. No experience needed. As I give you this update, if you like go dey cut and steal human flesh chop, (I know you can't resist the temptation as you are from a generation of cannibals) if them catch you, na more problems upon your cursed head.
I hope you help you slowpoke mother press her body for the beatings she revived for the things she stole in the market day before yesterday. Use hot waters press her pekus well well because as those guys dey insert stick inside her toto, dem no take am easy with her, no mercy at all. Omo ale jati jati, wasted existence.
grin grin grin omo ale You still dey owe me answer to a very important question oo grin grin as Your papa rape you mercilessly right from when you be just 5 how you take feel as you watch them beat am shege come burn am like asun for raping people's goat? grin grin grin you sef dey sleep with goat abi grin grin grin your late papa death go better pass your own,na hot oil them go throw you inside las las iku ojiji ma pkada gba ori re ati gbogbo family e grin grin grin
Your mama own crime na birthing a cursed child of doom and perdition like You,useless worthless dog of a woman, work she se no se na ashawo she like,se na to dey sleep with small boys,dog she like now her life don over,she will DIE IN THAT MADNESS grin grin

Omo ale, omo irankiran,alayebaje,anu, ire,ibukun ati alafia ma ji nó si aye re ati aye awon family e.
Ase guuunn grin

FoodRe: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by ablejesus26(m): 2:08pm On Dec 04, 2023
jaymichael:
Craze man how you dey. How is your oliriburuku father and your anofia mother. I get update for you, as your waist bead and shawarma business no pay you, vacancy dey for washing of dead body for una local mortuary. No experience needed. As I give you this update, if you like go dey cut and steal human flesh chop, (I know you can't resist the temptation as you are from a generation of cannibals) if them catch you, na more problems upon your cursed head.
I hope you help you slowpoke mother press her body for the beatings she revived for the things she stole in the market day before yesterday. Use hot waters press her pekus well well because as those guys dey insert stick inside her toto, dem no take am easy with her, no mercy at all. Omo ale jati jati, wasted existence.
grin grin omo ale, omo irankiran na You go really need the job so you go fit escape the death wey kill your late father for a while bcus e no get how e take be untimely death don already become your destiny grin grin if you continue to dey pick pocket you will hand up being burnt alive like asun just like your useless late father too grin grin pick up the job so you fit carry your mama go baba sule mad House make she go dey craze her craze there grin grin them don already use her for rituals already na,your mama no fit recover from her mental problems, na that madness go kill am grin grin

Omo ale, oloriburuku ofo,abunkun,irora,ibanuje ati iku amunisin ni o je tie ati awon ebi baba re grin

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by ablejesus26(m): 1:53pm On Dec 04, 2023
Image123:
He's not a governor or administrator to reject or accept oil block. What has he really done for where he governed asides unverifiable go and verify. His fellow governors that know what went on say he did nothing. All news and social media before 2019 and 2023 election cycle confirm he did nothing tangible.
Where are his new airports, FTZs, Rails,IPPs,seaports,mega cities,cargo airport,roads, ICT hubs, Bridges, IGR and Infrastructures? Nobody cares about whether he slept on mat or rode Okada to work as governor.
People can say whatever they like about You but the stats will be there to do the talking.

Under Obi Anambra was rated most safest State in Nigeria by IGP Baba.
When You have a good life,employment, Education,healthcare,good social welfare provisions, insecurity will become a minor problem for your State.

Like him hate him,Obi is an excellent serviceman.

https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1498135-18-major-achievements-peter-obi-melt-hearts/

FoodRe: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by ablejesus26(m): 8:49am On Dec 04, 2023
jaymichael:
Okija shrne is the shrine where your grandfather's mutilated body is kept as property of the gods. That's the palce your father's body will be dumped too as there is no way he can pay the loan he took to buy that omolanke cart he pushes in the market which he later sold to fund his ogogoro drinking and droughts playing lifestyle. There's no way your waist bead and shawarma business can pay back the debts and your mother is poor, sick and miserable as you.
If only you don't spend your days on the internet constituting nuisance and imbecilic rants from your pus filled brain, you would have helped them out a bit but as it is your are doomed for poverty worse than your parent's because na trailer go jam you and your shawarma stand spill your maggot filled brain all over the road, make Ogun drink your blood Ayelala rupture your stomach. Oluya, akuse, osinwin eda. Eni ofo.
grin grin your okija shrine na dry weak point that's what I am saying,you cursed bastard grin

Just as your late rached churchrat of a father died a foolish death that's how you will die in shame and disgrace as na pick pocket be the only thing wey omo ale like you fit do for a living grin them warn your late rached worthless papa,stop raping people's goat,stop raping people's children him no hear until tyre and fuel end him rached worthless life, now them dey warn bastard candidate of sorrow and doom like you,stop picking pocket,stop stealing you no gree,fuel and tyre go soon end your cursed life,after all this thing wey you get no kukuma be life,who don die better pass you like dis oo grin grin grin
Your life no fit ever get any business with anything good,na sorrow to sorrow to misery to misfortune to hardship to failure na im your life go experience,you don already be candidate of untimely death grin no be curse na fact,na your destiny cheesy
Bastard eternally accursed weak vessel grin
PoliticsRe: Gov Uzodinma Inaugurates ‘Exercise Golden Dawn III’ In Imo Ahead Of Yuletide by ablejesus26(m): 6:49pm On Dec 03, 2023
Orangedreams:
Uzodinma remains the worst thing to happen to imolites. There is no doubt about that.
I blame that one legged thief Owelle for the emergence of this calamity on our blessed Land.
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkina Faso, Mali And Niger Look To Form A Confederation by ablejesus26(m): 6:24pm On Dec 03, 2023
That is if they don't turn the guns against one another undecided

African mentality factor still dey oo undecided
PoliticsRe: Eko Row: Benin People ‘Owned’ Lagos, Awori Paid Royalties To Them - Erelu Abiola by ablejesus26(m): 6:02pm On Dec 03, 2023
sreamsense:
Ipob/Igbos/biafran fabricated story sponsored on vanguard. Is it today fabrications and lies are reported and sponsored on daily papers? Tommorow now if you investigate further, it will end up being debunked. Is it because omokiri has proved beyond reasonable doubt that yorubas brought out Igbos from jungle to civilization in almost every aspect of humanity like education, religion, language development etc.?

Even oba of Benin that said it has forgotten about the issues, but some enbittered igbos kept on sponsoring fake articles in their usual known antics. Why not allow this matter to rest since it is too late to reverse the history to make Benin or Igbos to rule Lagos? So Igbos should let the matter rest because they carry the matter on their heads even more than the oba that said it
Mention the names of Igbos that have carried it on the head to prove that wailing and shouting Igbo yooo, Igbo aaaghh is not the reason your god created you to do all the days of your life.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by ablejesus26(m): 5:53pm On Dec 03, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
You are not good at presenting facts and lies!
Forget politics and all the jamboree and sensationalism that goes with it. Reality is Obi is a different breed from what We have.
Not a saint Yes but an addict service provider.

Anambra was the first State to commence Sub-Sovereign Wealth savings, the first of its kind in Sub-Saharan Africa.

https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1498135-18-major-achievements-peter-obi-melt-hearts/

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by ablejesus26(m): 5:22pm On Dec 03, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Where did you pull-out the stats from?

I can do better than that and get it to the internet!
Like him hate him,the stats don't lie.

Do you believe insecurity is a problem rocked from unemployment, hunger,poverty,illiteracy and lack of social welfare?
If You do then it means Obi was excellent as Governor for IGP Baba rated Anambra most safest State in Nigeria under Obi's watch even with the presence of a secessionist movement.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by ablejesus26(m): 5:18pm On Dec 03, 2023
Image123:
Lol, sharwama stats, coming from the lamba man that wasted money going to Egypt to observe what he doesn't know. We all know the nothing that he knows about climate change.
Lolll Oya bring your own pizza start na grin cheesy
Even the politicians against Him know fully well that man Obi is a different breed.

A politician in Nigeria rejecting an Oil block,hmm very rare.
Like him hate him the stats don't lie.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by ablejesus26(m): 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2023
Think9ja:
No, we'll not forget who said that because if you were the one that said it, it won't make nairaland front page. The problem with Obi is that he thinks he's a saint. This guy was governor of the second smallest state by landmass in Nigeria, yet, a new Anambra wasn't possible under him. But suddenly, a new Nigeria will be possible under his watch as president. Obi should shut up and bury his head in shame. He indirectly aided Tinubu's victory. So let's enjoy it together.
Stop saying what you don't know.
Yes its politics, You don't have to like him but don't you think its better to empower your mind with information so you can have knowledge of what You are talking about?
Obi channeled Anambra into a new era.

Do You believe insecurity is a product of unemployment, illiteracy, lack of Social amenities??
If Your answer is Yes then forget what the critics says, Obi is an excellent service provider for under Him Anambra was rated safest State in Nigeria back to back.

Don't do that and He is living in Lagos talk,no be point at all.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by ablejesus26(m): 5:09pm On Dec 03, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Bunkum and balderdash!

Did he replicate same gestures in Anambra, and what was his achievements and legacy`s?

Coming from same man who stashed money in safe havens to avoid taxes and investigation!

Anyone can scribble the gibberish he put up there.

From the way Peter talks, one would think he has some outstanding legacy`s on ground which puts him in position to make such composition, but the reverse is the case. Even the present Governor of Anambra attested to the fact that, poverty increased in the state during his administration, and here we have same Peter oinking on what's not!
Man this your point is not anything close to reality.

Security is one of the produce of having a state where social necessities are available and accessible. Under Obi Anambra was rated by IGP Baba as the safest State back to back which in turn means under Obi Anambra had a good life😀 crime and insecurity are products of unemployment, illiteracy, poor social amenities.
Obi met Anambra Education in like 12th position, left it at first,now Anambra has never been missing in the top 10 most educated State in Nigeria year in year out.

Like Him or hate Him Obi is an excellent service man.
Stats don't lie.

PoliticsRe: Bazoum: Nigeria Still Asking For Deposed Niger President’s Release — Minister by ablejesus26(m): 5:02pm On Dec 03, 2023
Face your own plenty palaver and leave all this Niger Republic talk angry
PoliticsRe: Bazoum: Nigeria Still Asking For Deposed Niger President’s Release — Minister by ablejesus26(m): 5:00pm On Dec 03, 2023
Cruise777:
Typical Ipob mentality

Falsely accuse son of raping mother over Politics

Try to blackmail him with pictures


Can you see why nobody like you people

Sha go and take your asthma drug

Seun, Nlfpmod Dominique would do the needful because they are people properly raised with morals from good family

..
You are no different from that nonentity you quoted.
Life for you is plainly meaningless without doing tribal hate and gbasgbos here,have you ever lived for one day without doing Igbo aaaghh, Igbo yooo grin grin this is what your soul seek,it is the reason your god created You so You should not be complaining when your co shameless tribalist send you such thrash.

Tribalist are a maximum nonentity to humanity.
CrimeRe: Ahmed Ololade: Police Arrests "Small Mercy" In Orlie, Lagos by ablejesus26(m): 4:56pm On Dec 03, 2023
accordadoga29:
Hehehe

Oloriburuku, adojutini omo, omo ake

See his head like iÿamiri.

He is not different from ipob.

Omo irankiran.

He should be fed to the lions in the zoo
grin grin grin lolll life doesn't make meaning to this mam claiming to be a woman without doing tribal gbasgbos on nairaland grin grin grin
Minus tribal gbasgbos you do on nairaland by now you for don die,it is the only thing that makes sense to your soul grin grin
FoodRe: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by ablejesus26(m): 4:14pm On Dec 03, 2023
jaymichael:
If you leave or you stop, na that day you go die. Only goat rapist, make your mama no bite you etc.
Yiu want ask who question? Go wake your grand father wey him dead body dey Okija shrine make him answer you. Maybe your siblings born out of incest and inbred conception naim go answer you.
As a result of you not taking my advice to buy drugs for your sick miserable father, him don shit for body for where him go play droughts with him drunken friends.
You better leave that place where you dey drink shepe and smoke sk go carry your father.
I trust you will leave him there because you are as miserable and has no future ambition as him. The curse of poverty , hopelessness and senselessness wey dey follow you and your family na "and co" e be like aso ebi you move together and na follow come. It cannot be cured. I will advise you go carry him before them go mistake am for dead go dump him bidy for okija shrine.
As for your mom, you no hear say them on strip her naked them dey beat her for petty theft. You better hurry, those rough boys don dey insert long stick inside her bushy toto. Na the only help I fit do for your family by passing you this update. You gay.
Omo ale, how you go dey go about dey pick pocket take drink sepke and smoke goove for under bridge while Your mama dey roam d streets mad grin grin which kind rubbish bastard pikin you be sef,e no fit better for you for this thing wey you do your mad mama oo grin grin
At least Your papa don die,take your mama go baba sule mad house make dem start to look for solution to her problem na,but 100% she no go fit ever recover from this madness as long as a cursed child of doom,sorrow, destruction and misfortune like you still dey alike, she will die in that madness cheesy grin grin after all na when she born nonsense like you she run mad 😀😀 grin grin

Omo ale, cursed dead thing.

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