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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 9:48am On Dec 08, 2023
jaymichael:
See this disgusting round worm wey them shit commot from belle wey get diarrhea. Even if I die now, I don try small. Bulit house for momsi, built for myself. Even if I go at least I achieved but wetin you and your slowpoke papa put together don use una cursed leprous hands achieve, and e even sure me say you no go even reach my age.
Omo ale, You no ask me how I take know se Your papa don late grin grin well na those ones wey their papa don die dey rush curse other people own papa common sense grin grin
You just rush enter my mention, You wan form troll but you come jam cruise grin grin
I fit use you catch cruise forever, no seke grin grin

Steady steady na like this them go gather dey pack your family wey don already become candidates of iku ojiji dey throway inside shallow grave😀

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 9:41am On Dec 08, 2023
jaymichael:
See this disgusting round worm wey them shit commot from belle wey get diarrhea. Even if I die now, I don try small. Bulit house for momsi, built for myself. Even if I go at least I achieved but wetin you and your slowpoke papa put together don use una cursed leprous hands achieve, and e even sure me say you no go even reach my age.
Useless unfortunate eternally accursed small boy, everybody go die,but We dey advice you make You no die the kind painful death wey your late papa die,stop to dey sleep with goats,stop to dey pick pocket,so them no go burn you like asun as them take burn ya late papa grin cheesy cheesy grin
Which rubbish age you don reach you dis eternally accursed child of doom, destruction, reproach, shame and untimely death grin grin
Omo ale,bloody cursed weak vessel, next time wey you wan form troll, make e dey your mind se some people na natural cruise grin grin

See as them go deh pack your cursed abomination of a family dey throway for shallow grave😀😀 grin grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 9:32am On Dec 08, 2023
jaymichael:
See this disgusting round worm wey them shit commot from belle wey get diarrhea. Even if I die now, I don try small. Bulit house for momsi, built for myself. Even if I go at least I achieved but wetin you and your slowpoke papa put together don use una cursed leprous hands achieve, and e even sure me say you no go even reach my age.
Hahaha hahaha grin cheesy😂😂😂 this small boy,you be foolish bastard oo,you weak you come dey form troll grin grin who ask you to dey shalaye all this one grin grin grin grin nairaland, dangote,nairaland otedola grin grin cheesy
Na so one se Him go buy my business with the snap of a finger,I tell am se my major business na with Monument distillers, I get truck wey dey deliver wine to different customers in different states for nija oya place order for just 1 pallet of four cousins only 64cases oo,forget about delivery fee,I go pay for that one,till today,dangote wey one buy business no mention me again oo grin grin grin
You buy house for your mad mama wey dey waka naked for streets,wey useless hoplesss under bridge boys dey use her as séx tóy dey even pass her to their dogs,but you no fit carry her go baba sule mad house abi grin omo ale, e no go better for You grin with the kind curse wey your useless unfortunate head carry come dis life,that imaginary house for don fall for ya dog mad mama head kill am tey tey grin
Politics › Re: They Sold Fraudulent Muslim-Muslim Ticket To Us, Now Muslims Are Bombed - Yusuf by ablejesus26(m): 3:03pm On Dec 07, 2023
Larryndelaw:
You people talk ignorantly....Even in western world, these happens
Bro You don't know what You are saying at all.

In a sane clime,resignation letter for don dey full everywhere like this.

People take responsibility in a Country where people don't make excuses for such height of failure.
Politics › Re: Osun Farmers Protest Against Destruction Of Crops, Attacks By Herdsmen by ablejesus26(m): 12:19pm On Dec 07, 2023
SisterAnn:
grin

"Government please " safe" us.
---Ronu Elders 2023.

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Government wey no dey hear anything undecided

Shame and disgrace upon everyone who criticized Jona but stays mute in the face of dis maximum disaster we have for Government and daft drug addict criminal we have as president now.

APC is the worst thing to befall this Country
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hostage Fights Off 7 Hamas Terrorists While Being Kidnapped by ablejesus26(m): 11:29am On Dec 07, 2023
AntiChristian:
Hamas this! Hamas that!

99% Israeli Propagandas!

Anti+christian: Abeg who dey record this videos script?

First dingbat: Does that matter? Can't you see a lady is being forcibly taken away? You must be...

Anti+christian: Yeah, I can see a lady being wisked away! But how are they Hamas? And who is the one recording the video on October 7?

Second dingbat: You're not okay! Your religion is...

Third dingbat: You're.....

Anti+Christian: You're all a victim of Israeli propaganda and bigotry!

.......
Lolll na when the terrorists see real terror We go dey see tori like dis your own grin grin

Terror pass terror jareh, Israel should go on auto bomb mode,bomb the terrorist and all that stand with them day and night nonstop.
Crime › Re: Bandits Kill Bus Driver, Kidnap 8 Passengers In Niger State, Demand ₦17M Ransom by ablejesus26(m): 11:11am On Dec 07, 2023
VicDs:
Are these people not human beings? Or are they not part of Nigeria ?
Your former President bubu said they are foreigners.

Imagine a president telling the whole World that foreigners are killing Nigerians on Nigerian soil undecided

APC is the worst thing to befall this Country.
Politics › Re: Aba Continues To March Forward. by ablejesus26(m): 5:15pm On Dec 06, 2023
Aba Fire down,Chukwu Olisa onye kere Eligwe na Uwa is on your side.

God bless Abia State our junior brother from IMO state grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Body Language Shows He’s Not Interested In Security – Northern Elders by ablejesus26(m): 5:05pm On Dec 06, 2023
Shut up,se thick kelebe block your ear when him tell you se him go continue from where you pikin bubu stop angry

We still dey shege,you dey wail,what if We enter Banzia phrase nko undecided

Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala, Mo Abudu Make Forbes’ 100 World’s Most Powerful Women List by ablejesus26(m): 5:02pm On Dec 06, 2023
SSFeedsNigeria:
Who else remembered when yorubas wanted to compare Kemi Adeosun to Ngozi Okonjo Iweala😂😂

I don't know why they see everything as competition with Igbos. A woman that is not even qualified to carry NOI files is who they compared with herhuhhuh

Where is Kemi today 🥱🥱
Nwokem don't spill this thread with Una tribal gbasgbos.
Every sensible human being knows Igbo and doing great things is like bread and agoyin.

We are talking about the smartest black Tribe.

Igbo and Odugwu doings be like.

Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala, Mo Abudu Make Forbes’ 100 World’s Most Powerful Women List by ablejesus26(m): 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2023
I tried so hard but I can't help it grin
Permit me to say
IGBO AMAKA NA-EZIOKWU.
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala, Mo Abudu Make Forbes’ 100 World’s Most Powerful Women List by ablejesus26(m): 4:56pm On Dec 06, 2023
femisplash:
Akinwumi Adesina done did it.
Who dey ask you for comparison, so you mean to say life no get meaning to you without doing senseless tribal gbasgbos for nairaland, na wa oo grin grin
Food › Re: See The Quantity Of Granulated Sugar I Bought #50. by ablejesus26(m): 4:35pm On Dec 06, 2023
Nazgul:
A packet of cube sugar (not St. Louis) is N800.

Everything in this shit hole has either doubled or tripled. Yet the youths who are the hardest hit seem not to care.
Is it not this same Country We have been for years? E no get how suffer take strike wey e go affect petty commodities like sugar,pepper,salt,Maggi, curry etc as e take be for this APC calamity, omo be like se this APC calamity na punishment for nija oo grin grin
Even garri wey dey safe lives since 1914 don weak for this kind APC disaster grin grin grin

Na those petty salary earners I dey pity,how them take dey even package sef undecided

May the strongest survive.
Politics › Re: Akpabio Cancels Dubai Trip Amid Outrage Over Nigeria’s COP28 1,411 Delegates by ablejesus26(m): 4:28pm On Dec 06, 2023
[quote author= post=127348265]Fake and Original
😃 🤣 😂[/quote]Whether fake or Original that guy prayer must come to pass.
A govt fails woefully to deliver on their most primary responsibility and oat to secure lives and properties of the people they govern, rather they go about bombing and killing innocent people.Not one single person has resigned,Yet you make excuses for them instead of doing the right thing which is to call for them to take responsibility and resign immediately.

E no go better for all the people wey protest against Jona wey come dey shield this evil APC maximum disaster wey befall this Country.

Aseee gunnn.

Politics › Re: Akpabio Cancels Dubai Trip Amid Outrage Over Nigeria’s COP28 1,411 Delegates by ablejesus26(m): 4:21pm On Dec 06, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar


If you criticise Jonathan, Buhari and now you no longer want to criticise tinubu because of tribalism and religion sentiments may you and your children know no peace
If you were gingered in 2012 protest when Jonathan removed subsidy and you were part of the protest but now you suddenly lost your voice for a protest when the suffering under tinubu is getting worse may you and your children know no peace
As at today federal tertiary institution staffs have not received their salary
AMEN TO YOUR PRAYERS.

May their lives and their household be a duplicate of what this evil APC disaster has turned Nigeria into.

Aseee gunnn.

Business › Re: Cash Crunch Hits Ondo, Edo, Kwara, Delta, Plateau, Jigawa, Osun by ablejesus26(m): 4:14pm On Dec 06, 2023
grin not again oo.

Se Wahala no come too much for this country like dis undecided
Politics › Re: A Northerner Tries To Blame The Kaduna Killings On An Igbo Man by ablejesus26(m): 11:07am On Dec 06, 2023
By now resignation later suppose don full everywhere if to se na Country wey get sense We dey.

What a CornTree.
Crime › Re: 13-Year-Old Miracle Adereti Kolawole Kidnapped In Lagos by ablejesus26(m): 10:59am On Dec 06, 2023
madridguy:
I am Pro-Buhari but the NIN of a thing I never supported it since we have BVN.
grin grin How can you even have the heart to boldly say You are pro buhari grin
Same bubu We know to be a maximum failure as a military leader grin same bubu that is a maximum disaster?? Carry bubu go Switzerland and watch how the Country life go be jb the next 2years grin
How can anyone boldly say they are pro bihari,se Wahala no come too much like this undecided

May God expose the kidnappers and aid the child's freedom.

The security situation We have at hand under this Apc calamity is fiendish to say the least.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rhoda Jatau Languishes In Prison After Sharing Video Of Deborah Samuel Killing by ablejesus26(m): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2023
A CornTree where injustice reings undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 10:27am On Dec 06, 2023
jaymichael:
Oloriburuku asiwere, you never respond. You poor come still dey sleep by this time. Not surprising as the contract you have signed with poverty and suffering is irrevocable.You have not received your free daily 50mb with which you use to constitute nuisance all over this forum. The more reason I do advise you to take your waist head business seriously maybe you can be able to afford 150 mb data plan daily. You say you wan dey behave like person wey catarrh full him brain as you resemble wetin dog vomit.
Omo ale grin grin you wicked oo cheesy with the condition wey you put your mad mama into you still get mind dey sleep with goats upandan grin chia e don already certain se na dat madness go later kill your mama grin cheesy
See as them go dey gather on a steady dey throway your wretched cursed abomination of a family for shallow grave grin family wey rubbish eternally accursed dead thing like you come out from no deserve to live,them be bastard,e no go better for them cheesy grin grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 9:58am On Dec 06, 2023
jaymichael:
The day God dey create you, when e reach to share sense, you hide go smoke loud, God just send you come earth like that because him know say na that smoke and lack of sense go kill you. Only God knows who your epileptic papa and him ancestors offend wey him come punish them with a born throaway like you. You wey your senile mama suppose wash throway in her stinking menstral rag.
Only ontop your matter I chop 2 bans. Why do you think I take time to reply you. Ban or no ban I ready for you. Last last na that rope wey you use dey tie that one trouse wey you and your bend bend papa dey share you go use hang yourself.
Na inside that perpetual poverty you go die put Flat headed nincompoop.
Hahaha eleribu jobless wretched cursed lazy bastard dey reason ban grin grin grin e no go better for you,ban wey your life and your wretched cursed family get pass nairaland own na grin na life ban from goodness, mercy,good health, joy,peace, happiness, success, progress you and your cursed family get na,which ban fit worst pass this own grin grin grin grin
Omije,abukun ati Iku ojiji yio pkada je ori re ati awon family e grin

Pour this cursed bastard and him abomination of family for shallow grave joor grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 9:49am On Dec 06, 2023
jaymichael:
Na the same tramadol wey dem take rape your hopeless mother before dem use dog rape her maggot infested pussy join.
Person wey dem bury for shallow grave is better than your father wey him body go rot for Okija shrine while you no go die where dem go see you bury. I don tell you before but I am repeating it.
If only you take your shawarma and waist bead business seriously, maybe you for don raise money remove your utterly worthless parents from that tarpaulin and thatch hut wey them erect on top that una community dustbin because the state government is coming next week to demolish the eyesore your patents erect on the public dumpsite thereby adding homelessness to you and your family's already long list if curses, gloom doom and despair. Bunch of filthy miserable scallywags that will not experience any good things happen to in life.
Hahaha no death fit worst pass your late papa own ooo grin grin You dey there na grin grin how them take beat am turn hin face to chinko,come put tyre for hin neck pour petrol burn am alive like asun, you dey there na grin grin

That your late papa na demon oo,how hin go take tramadol dey rape little child like you angry
Well you deserve worst,after all na when hin born eternally accursed wretched child of doom,perdition and untimely death like you hin begin to sleep with goats grin grin grin
Omo ale, omo ofo,o ni se orire,ninu ofo,irora ati abukun ni i wo ati awon ebi re ma kusi grin
Amin oooo,aseeee gun grin grin grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 9:40am On Dec 06, 2023
jaymichael:
Oloriburuku asiwere, you never respond. You poor come still dey sleep by this time. Not surprising as the contract you have signed with poverty and suffering is irrevocable.You have not received your free daily 50mb with which you use to constitute nuisance all over this forum. The more reason I do advise you to take your waist head business seriously maybe you can be able to afford 150 mb data plan daily. You say you wan dey behave like person wey catarrh full him brain as you resemble wetin dog vomit.
Lolll from 6pm sm na shut down for me,aside business but ofcus you no go understand, no be only to pick pocket, sleep for under bridge and sleep with goat like your late papa you sabi?? grin grin grin
Cursed hopeless lazy omo ale,sebi you no wan work abi,continue to deh pick pocket dey thief,petrol and tyre go soon end your miserable life,after all your existence na abomination to humanity grin grin
Son of a late pedophile goat rapist father and a mentally deranged dog fûcking mother, chia what a combo grin grin

Na to just dey pack your evil cursed hopeless abomination of a family dey throway for shallow grave like dis grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Supreme Court Imposes N40m Fine On Mike Ozekhome Over Frivolous Suit by ablejesus26(m): 9:30am On Dec 06, 2023
duro4chang:
Your mates are online doing legitimate business. They making money and live happily here you are crying and cursing online. Is your education not a waste? Use your head and find something to do. Stop being irresponsible.
Your mate are hustling to earn a living, you are here cursing doing Igbo aaaghh, Igbo yooo,looking for shameless co tribalist to do senseless tribal hate with,is this what your creator destined you to do all the days of your life till you go die enter grave grin
At this age and dispensation all your lazy coconut head can think of is tribal hate,what a shame,your existence is a maximum nuisance to mankind.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Imposes N40m Fine On Mike Ozekhome Over Frivolous Suit by ablejesus26(m): 6:49pm On Dec 05, 2023
duro4chang:
Keep quiet and look for something profitable. Stop constituting nuisance here. Use your head.
Shut up,this advice is what your soul needs from being a total waste.
The only thing your soul is about is to come to nairaland to wail and cry Igbo aaaghh Igbo yooo, tribal gbasgbos no be work.
As a shameless tribalist your existence is a maximum nonentity to humanity.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Imposes N40m Fine On Mike Ozekhome Over Frivolous Suit by ablejesus26(m): 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2023
duro4chang:
Shut up! You are wasting away.
Shut up look for a someone to do tribal hate gbasgbos, this is the only reason your god created you grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 5:03pm On Dec 05, 2023
jaymichael:
your father don fall again for bus stop, this time he isn't drunk of industrial alcohol that is making him go blind. Na the rotting sacrificial meat you pack for T junction wey you give am chop naim dey worry him belly. Him don shit for body and them don carry put for inside gutter. As irresponsible and as useless as you dey, try go retrieve am as him head fit useful for you if you cut am use do rituals. You can get maybe 25,000 naira wey you go fit take buy some okrika tops and one trousers and use the rest Bleep those old cargo mama olisho dem wey infect you with HIV and gonorrhoea. As least if you use that your hopelessly miserable papa head do money, nobody go dey follow you drag that one trousers wey una two dey share.
Worthless amoeba that look like watery shit from the Anus of a mad woman (your mad mother)
Hahaha na so your latepapa dey drink ogogoro and tramadol take rape goat come still use the same preeq take rape You ba grin
Chia that your late papa wicked no be small ooo grin grin grin
Very soon you sef go soon die your late papa death,no dey sleep with goat,them dey warn You now,same wey them take warn your late papa till him die like asun grin grin grin
Your mama own case don dey settled, na that madness go kill am,as long as eternally accursed bastard like you dey alive, she go die a mad woman grin grin grin omo iya werey grin cheesy cheesy
Na like dis them go gather dey throway your cursed household for shallow grave on a steady grin grin

Politics › Re: Supreme Court Imposes N40m Fine On Mike Ozekhome Over Frivolous Suit by ablejesus26(m): 4:53pm On Dec 05, 2023
duro4chang:
Go and have your head examined. Find something meaningful to do with your time. You are wasting away. Lazy youth.
Haha I should be giving a lazy urchin like your type dis advise grin grin
You think life starts and ends in doing senseless tribal hate and gbasgbos on nairaland with your co ipob tribalist right?
Very soon reality will done on you that you have wasted your life doing senseless shenanigans on nairaland.
Continue to dey shout and wail Igbo yooo, Igbo aaaghh for nairaland, na your destiny grin
Lazy zombie urchin
Crime › Re: ESN Second In Command Killed As Police Raid IPOB Camp In Aboh-Mbaise by ablejesus26(m): 4:48pm On Dec 05, 2023
Very good.
Yes self determination is a right, but self destruction?? Hell No.

The leaders of the region told You not to bring your militant group into the region for it will further cause unrest and chaos in the region, you went ahead to give criminals, kidnappers,thugs and cultist guns tagging them regional security.

Igbo is the Tribe,ipob is just a registered group how can you just sit in your meeting,create a militant group of criminals claiming freedom fighters and try to impose them on the whole region?
What happens to the rest of Us who do not stand with your ipob struggle?

Why should your group be allowed to bear arms around Us?

Is it not an own goal to allow a group that has tagged those who do not stand with them saboteurs to bear arms amongst Us?

Will that not be giving ipob the upper hand to further intimidate and oppress those who do not stand with them?

The ESN do not have any license to bear arms in Igboland so they will continue to be hunted down.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 4:35pm On Dec 05, 2023
jaymichael:
Werey, I just want to update you dem don drop sacrifice of some lizards and a fowl due to the hunger curse diseases sufferings afflicting you and your family, the only time your inbred family get to have a protein diet is when you scavenge for animals used for sacrifice dropped at the T junction close to your house.
The swear plaguing you and your entire family don make una resemble una selves, live the anal areas of a female goat that just gave birth.
See as you dey,as disgusting as a swarm of maggots inside a public pit laterine.
Don't finish the agidi you scavenged from the sacrifices, leave some for your sick in the head father. Make hungry never kill am because Una no get money for coffin now. Make him no come constitute health hazard for the community.
No matter the amount of ban I receive, I will search for you and continue where I stop. You and your papa wey bandits them use pole destroy his rectum, una can never have peace either for here or anywhere. Eyin elebi , olofo , asiwere eda. Na sopono death go afflict you and your loved ones.
All if una no go die where dem go see una bury.
Bastard cursed dead pig you dey even reason ban grin grin e no go better for you and your household, even you sef know se prosperity, peace and happiness no fit ever get business with your life and your eternally accursed family life, deep down you know se you are a failure,You are a failure, you can never make it,you will never amount to anything meaningful in this life both you and your household are already candidate for untimely death cheesy grin no be me swear for you oo,na your destiny cheesy grin grin grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by ablejesus26(m): 4:17pm On Dec 05, 2023
jaymichael:
Werey, I just want to update you dem don drop sacrifice of some lizards and a fowl due to the hunger curse diseases sufferings afflicting you and your family, the only time your inbred family get to have a protein diet is when you scavenge for animals used for sacrifice dropped at the T junction close to your house.
The swear plaguing you and your entire family don make una resemble una selves, live the anal areas of a female goat that just gave birth.
See as you dey,as disgusting as a swarm of maggots inside a public pit laterine.
Don't finish the agidi you scavenged from the sacrifices, leave some for your sick in the head father. Make hungry never kill am because Una no get money for coffin now. Make him no come constitute health hazard for the community.
No matter the amount of ban I receive, I will search for you and continue where I stop. You and your papa wey bandits them use pole destroy his rectum, una can never have peace either for here or anywhere. Eyin elebi , olofo , asiwere eda. Na sopono death go afflict you and your loved ones.
All if una no go die where dem go see una bury.
Hahaha na your mama wey dey craze dey chop sacrifice na cheesy grin and bread in side dustbin,even your late papa till him die no get shishi to feed you,na only to use preeq wey him don take rape goat rape you mercilessly be your food oo grin grin you still never tell me how you feel as you watch as them beat your late papa come burn am like asun for raping people goat,that your late papa na vagabond oo,you must have felt relived to watch your late father who raped you mercilessly burn like bastard criminal wey him be grin grin grin

Who go bury your cursed rached worthless trash of a family with coffin,na to just dey pack abomination like una dey throway for shallow grave joor grin

Politics › Re: Supreme Court Imposes N40m Fine On Mike Ozekhome Over Frivolous Suit by ablejesus26(m): 4:07pm On Dec 05, 2023
duro4chang:
If you one of the people you just mentioned, go and learn how to work. Stop wailing online.
Loll from your reply one can speculate you belong to the class I mentioned cheesy grin
If na by just work the people wey dey this class dey work die ooo cheesy grin you fit work reach the niggas wey dey help me load market?

Shameless poor people will come online jubilating and celebrating with empty stomach while those who put them in poverty and hardship party hard on full stomach grin grin
Pure comedy grin cheesy

You see them curse those who stand up against the people who put them in poverty, Them go leave their oppressors they attack people wey dey call out their oppressors grin
Super comedy grin

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