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Olanrefront3355:
So you're all telling me none of you quoted the picture for we late comers?

And if na 2million lines now you go quote am only to reply with "lol"

I dey boil

I can explain the picture to you


The ghuy prick small die e come even use him other hand take suoooi am because e no even firm self ..... The gguy short die

xxxtedyxxx:
gay spotted.

Lolz if only you know how much I love em pussies

Yiuy will not be saying this

Bross hope say you enjoy your thing FULLY

YOUR 5H will not just waste like that

Op I can't see it clearly, the background iss too dark

So can you please snap another one
So that I will see it clearly.... thanks



Fro my observation your dick is not even firm


You use your hand take support am...Maka y na

Hello fellow nairalanders please you guys should at least raise any amount can



For me to fix my phone it's spark 4 with broken screen, I really need the funds to get it repaired



The worse part of it the phone is not mine and currently I don't any penny in my account......







Don't read through drop anything you can


Anything will do



2054994926 UBA BANK



THANKS

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U.b.a bank
Any thing will do let me get it fixed

Hello fellow nairalanders please you guys should at least raise any amount can

For me to fix my phone it's spark 4 with broken screen, I really need the funds to get it repaired

The worse part of it the phone is not mine and currently I don't any penny in my account......



Don't read through drope anything you can

delectablegyal:
you don't put it in a coochie? you have never phucked?

Me I don't understand you oh

delectablegyal:
how you take cure konji?

If it's too much I play game on my phone and if that's not working..I will angrily go outside and take a work ......that's it

The konji no be here

shadowprimezero:
NAF ATR-42 ELNIT aircraft earlier today in Yobe

I want to be in air Force ....please help

Ugaboy:
lolz, it simple
1. do not procratinate, anything u want to do, fix it at that moment
2. Be organise, tidy up ur room and clothes, make ur room neat
3. Get a hand dumbbell Or gym in ur room
4. Study..Select important, relevant and career book and study
5. Dont talk too much, cus people dont care about who or what u know until u make it or famous
6. Be personal, dont tell people more abt urself, let it b their problem to discover u...it very dificult to hurt or harm a more secretive person(i get gosiped while im inside, they get shock once im outside, i stil smile as if i head nothing, i dnt let my feelings show
7. Try not to MASTURBATE LOL

Thanks dude I'll put them into practice

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good morning fellow nairalanders, based on what I've read about a post on how to eradicate simps from our society I must say its impossible for that to happen


because not all ghuys will have sense but at least with the help of the other post and this one simps in our society can be reduced to the nearest minimum...


first lets know what the meaning of simp and being a simp...the word simp is a slang
word which means a ghuy or man who foolishly overhaul a woman or a man lacking common sense..


NOW LETS SEE THE SYMPTOMS OF SIMPS

1. Always doing the most for a girl that clearly shows that they don't like him(the simp)

2. he's always trying to impress girls (not their sisters or any of their relations that's a girl)

3. put ladies before themselves and family

4. a man that puts too value on a female for no reason (except just only to fix in the rod into the girl's hole)

5. the ones who always rolls out the red-carpet for every girl because of the low self-esteem and many more add yours

6. guys that always look like they're going to die if the girl start showing signs of dumping them...

7. And lastly the ones that's going to attack this post instead of contributing on how to reduced simps in our society and always looking for excuse to justify being a simp...


add yours dude let's deliver 9ur fellow ghuys from being a simp to ghuys seeing their self worth and know when to act right
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good morning fellow nairalanders, based on what I've read about a post on how to eradicate simps from our society I must say its impossible for that to happen


because not all ghuys will have sense but at least with the help of the other post and this one simps in our society can be reduced to the nearest minimum...


first lets know what the meaning of simp and being a simp...the word simp is a slang
word which means a ghuy or man who foolishly overhaul a woman or a man lacking common sense..


NOW LETS SEE THE SYMPTOMS OF SIMPS

1. Always doing the most for a girl that clearly shows that they don't like him(the simp)

2. he's always trying to impress girls (not their sisters or any of their relations that's a girl)

3. put ladies before themselves and family

4. a man that puts too value on a female for no reason (except just only to fix in the rod into the girl's hole)

5. the ones who always rolls out the red-carpet for every girl because of the low self-esteem and many more add yours

6. guys that always look like they're going to die if the girl start showing signs of dumping them...

7. And lastly the ones that's going to attack this post instead of contributing on how to reduced simps in our society and always looking for excuse to justify being a simp...


add yours dude let's deliver 9ur fellow ghuys from being a simp to ghuys seeing their self worth and know when to act right
..thank you

Ugaboy:
We are in the same shoe...U are an introvert i guess...in my compound we have more single ladies than guys, once im back from work or lecture...i lock myself in, u'll neva notice my presence at home
...i hate ladies company, i dont acept visiting or visiting em, i dont pay attention to green light or sexual advances...calling or wanting to converse on fb for a long time, it a no for me
...someone once asked me, u no dey f*ck, i just laugh, person like me b*ng ur babe, nah after 10yrs u know, bcus i dont discuss my love and sex with people
...the craziest is that i dont smile
...i dont see my attitude as an issue, i got to undastand i tend to save more, focus more on important things than wasting positive chasings ladies.
once i hit my goal, i will have fun. calm down, u are doing the rite thing.

Guy seriously that's the kind of character I want to be displaying and tired of been seen everywhere and also chating with numerous number of girls......



Dude put me through on how to show this kind of your character..... honestly tired if the way girls do treat me just because they have a hole

HELP A BROTHER PLZ

IbrahimSkiba:



Pls it's time they removed the interstate ban.

No be small suffer I see for road while I was traveling...

In order words...


PLEASE HELP ME

Lemme not say anything first...

mrkings84:
SEX EDUCATION

Let's consider 2 verses of the scripture.
1: 1cor.6;18
2: 2Tim.2;22

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

2 Timothy 2:22 Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

Introduction:
We live in a world where sex is celebrated in many ways; On bill boards, advertorials, vulgar language, dressing, etc. The perpetrators are mostly young people.

Sex was created by God for the main purpose of procreation and mutual pleasure and satisfaction.

The sex hormones in males is called TESTOSTERONE. While that in females are called OESTROGEN AND PROGESTERONE.

WHAT IS SEX EDUCATION?

Sex Education can be defined as the introduction of sexual topics within an educational context.

Sex Education is very large.
Some topics that can be taught in this are;

* PSYCHOSEXUAL DEVELOPMENT
* SEX ORGANS, SEX CRIMES
* SEXOLOGY
* SEXUAL ORIENTATION
* SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
* PARAPHILIA
* PAEDOPHILE, ETC

Listen up everyone,
That your body will not itch for sex because you're born again, is a fat lie.

Boys have an erection especially early in the morning for no reason sometimes.
Don't be ashamed, it means you're active and virile..

Girls have ovulation within which period their body will be doing them Paulina Paulina.
Don't worry yourself girl, you're normal.

However, between the various itches and sweet body we get, lies your DESTINY....
If you misfire at this time, there are very dangerous and regrettable mistakes you'll make..

So, ZIP UP and do it with all your soul...

Note this,
Sex is not running.
You'll soon be tired of seeing a naked penis or vagina.
Sometimes in marriage, it will stair at you and you'll have no desire especially when you get caught up with the issues of life...

Note again,
God will not wear you an Angelic bra, so that guys won't behold your boobs.
Big lie.
God won't wear you an Angelic garment so that girls won't crush on you.
Big lie.

The more they crush on you, the more you're being prepared for the slaughter...
Someone is preying on your DESTINY

Note;
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE CHRISTIAN HORMONES OR BORN AGAIN HORMONES..

Note also, that Pastors think about sex just as you the floor member. Otherwise, our Pastors wives wouldn't get pregnant.

There are certain facts you need to know about sex;
1) sex is permitted by God ONLY within the confines of the marriage institution.

If you're doing otherwise, you're a SEX THIEF..

2) Every act of sex goes with a consequence.
Sex is always tied with some kind of responsibility.

3) sex and Love are two different thing.
Sex is a desire or appetite, while Love is a decision and commitment.

4) sex does not make people to love each other.
Otherwise the world would have been a very lovely place.

5) If you marry because you have problems with sexual control, you'll still commit adultery.

Sex is much more than putting an erect penis in to a willing vagina. Premarital sex is the major cause of the incessant and frequent cases of divorce we now have in society.

A vagina that is always ready to receive an erect penis will soon become as wide as river Niger and as deep a borehole.

Also,
An unguarded and uncontrolled erect penis is one of the key reasons why society is full of bastards, idiots and criminals.

Men actually go by what they see.
That's why JOB prayed in JOB 31;1, It says:
"I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid?"

While Women go by what they hear..
That's why ordinary simple I love you, you are beautiful etc, a girl is already falling in love.

Anyone you have sex with automatically transfers to you every spirit he or she has.
That's why Joseph had an understanding and fled when his master's wife wanted to cut short his destiny.

Conclusion:
Sex is sweet.
After Jesus Christ, it is the next sweetest thing on Earth.
However, in between the sweetness, we have a five minutes pleasure that has destroyed Nations...
Let's be careful..

Now, all fornicators are sex thieves like I said earlier.
Why?
1) There is guilt after sex.
2) There is fear of pregnancy.
3) If they're in church they have daily confessions and secret fears. Etc

Just so much to talk about sex education but I have to end it here for now before it becomes boring to read....

Stay blessed, stay safe!

Credit: My mentor, pastor, teacher, coach PST DADDIE JOEL PhD.

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OP I disagree with you at this point

After God the next thing that's sweet is

MONEY then SEX comes last....

SWEET THINGS OF LIFE

1. GOD

2. MONEY and lastly

3. SEX

THANK YOU ( :

obembet:
I haven't see any of this type before

Indomie generation

false news

space here

Op please remove breasts sucking from the list....

GOFRONT:
Can't wait for this pastor to say 'Our lords prayer and let me leave this church......

Eucharia just called me she is on her way to my apartment..

I need straff her!!!

Hope say you use condom

And why is my d!ck standing

Op u Don finish school??

I don't blame you. I blame covid19

bigpriik:
Did you even read it

Didn't see anything to read there na

Am coming

Goodybagyo1:
I saw the video. He screamed mama before he died so sad

No mb to watch the video

bidex111:
Maj Gen VO Ezugwu: then Acting G.O.C. Doc 7. literally he opened the gate of hell on terrorists after hearing the death of Lt Col Abu Ali. Was physically present coordinating the onslaught against BHT.
The 2 star general was with is personnel riffle

I .

I love this man

But on burutai case is to be sharing Salah and Christmas food upandan

Nettybrown:
If u call those fun, then i'm catching them in my marriage presently.
Mind u, i'm a man nt a boy. I fit senior u self.
THANKS!

Hahahaha

Alright man...

paulolee:
good...chai...its just lyk a bitter sweet news to me..now wey i don de happy for getting a new job as an online punter as football matches don de resume naim school wan kum open?? na wah oo...in as much as i have missed my school pals n especially the girls, i still think that f.g should wait a little longer mayb around November to resume because our school was about starting exams when the covid break started n the worst part is that we are not part of the ASUU strike...how man wan take go write exams like this where my head don block finish, cnt even remember wen i kept all the materials i photocopied to read for exams n still trying to remember my reg number and the worst part be say i don chop d 10k wey department bin send me to arrange some items in the office, las las i go tell them say i use am as palliative...d news weak me o...chaiiii

Please tell me more on how to be online punter

chatinent:
Why do my hands shake in anticipation anytime I see any news related to reopening of schools?

Goan start reading for your exams boy.....covid19

Can't stop the exam,you must write it

Nettybrown:
GUYS... Una eyes don see things o! Thank GOD I was a born again all tru my school days.

And you missed a lot of fun boy