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pDudd:
Yes men

We are exposing y'all secret. Just be quiet and read. Enough of y'all bullshit. Men need to learn some lessons about you females

pDudd:
Yes men

We are exposing y'all secret. Just be quiet and read. Enough of y'all bullshit. Men need to learn some lessons about you females

lightangel65i:
It's yeast infection, it's not an STD, just caused by fungus growth, if you wear dirty pants or wear one pant for long or share pants/towel with an infected person. Just see your doctor to provide you with antifungus tablets and cream.
And treat it fast or it will start to smell like rotten fish, and I hope it doesn't get to that

I wonder I don't see any pics

DontBullshitMe:
Nonsense.

Richsquad:
Next time snap with a benz and send her another message then u wi see the result..I no dey even pick calls sef cos i dey run from obsessed pretty girls wey wan marry by force cos im rich young and handsome..oboy make money o even for lockdown make girl no use u shine dm me if u want to touch major bread..but stay away if u are forming born again..Either ways if u contact me or not il still continue been rich. what money cannot do,more money will do it bro..

PoliticallyInco:
Well. Many are moronic and can't hold a simple Conversation. Few times I have decided to relax, take my mind off work and while away time online (socialize online) it has been a sitcom. They need to have their own sitcom. It should be called "Naija Shepocrites" or something like that.

They want you to go "straight to the point". Or they want to lie about how they went to church and how they "Love God". Haha. Yeah right. Because you mention God I should overlook all other flaw I can't deal with. Right? Wrong!

They can't spell properly. I mean we all make mistakes in spelling as we type. Or we spell wrongly with intention when avoiding our words being censored. But I try to correct mine the moment I spot it and it was unintentional.

These ones can't even type. Can't spell. Barely can hold any conversation. They want the latest gadgets that they can't work for. To them because they have a vaginaaa a man is to take care of them for life. Their brains are useless because they wear waist trimmers. Who ever trained many of them to be this useless I don't know.

Even on lady matters, they are highly ignorant. One stupidly told me that any girl child that pees and it makes a "shhhhhh" sound, it means she has had sex. That any girl child that her boob's and hips suddenly grow at age 13 or 14 it means men have started touching her. I marveled at her stupidity and belief in beer parlour and hair salon rubbish talk.

They don't know anything happening on the planet. They follow news about celebrities and believe that if they don't send or forward that whatsApp message to 20 friends as instructed, bad things will happen to them. Superficial and moronic morons, most of them.

They go "am fine".

"ASL"

"WYD"?

"GM"

"Kk"

"Gr8"

"Where are you chatting from"?

"Matured minds only". Yeah right. Paying you for sex makes me matured. Yeah.

"Good vibes only".

Suddenly their mother is sick. Or suddenly their fees need to be paid. The few who have 1 point above average IQ feel they have accomplished much. Have a false sense of importance and accomplishment.

The moment I sense that as a woman, all you have going for you are your ARSE, BO OBS and VAGINAAA, then I have nothing to say to you further. You are useless to me. Your brain must think sharp. You must be smart.

A lot of them will be less than handicaps and lower than the mentally retarded of you took away their vaginas, arse and boobs. They would have nothing else to offer to society. They will die of hunger and starvation.

However, I have met a few that have been smart. Two of them.

One we discussed so much. Even went into Marvel and DC Comics. I am a Marvel Fan. She is DC. We had a good time. We discussed politics, history, art, sports, family,adult and child psychology, religion, international politics, travel destinations, academics( she also is chasing her PhD. Like me), entrepreneurship,sexuality, dogma, philosophy, etc. She was a true match. I am sapiosexual and a polymath. She was really smart. She matched me in every way and in every topic. She had a good sense of humor. We threw jibes at each other. She had tall dreams. She wants to work with the UN. She wants to make changes at the global level. Her dreams were tall and she had a purpose in life. She has read books upon books on personal development like me.

We eventually moved it to whatsApp from Badoo of those days. She got a scholarship. She wanted us to meet but I had a pressing remote work to do at that time. Before I returned after a few weeks she had travelled. She never told me her travelling was so soon. Besides wouldn't have abandoned my work just to see her. Few weeks after travelling I couldn't reach her. Still can't reach her till date.

Eventually deleted her number. So I can have peace of mind. Haha.. Over 10 years or so of being on social media, she is the only lady who has been able to match my wit.

hybridblood07:
I strongly disagree with you bro.
85% of regular officers don't have time for civilians because you need to see the kind of training and orientation giving to them.
Academy is one of the most disciplined military school ever in Nigeria. I understand you've been embarrassed many times, but you need to change your view how you see Military Officers. We are the most sweetest guys on earth even though we don't laugh

Nelsonnwagbo:
my guy dey say make we no try am ooh

Nelsonnwagbo:
None

Am just 21

realnas:
.50 calibre

CaptainStephen:
Bewildering !

No jokes juju dey my brother oo, i have encountered it twice not stories anybody told me o

But las las juju no dey stop 12.7

AdaoraJoy:
Picture of You Carrying the Cement... Or Idonbelivit

Kabe2:
It is the responsibility of the Nigerian government to make sure our soldiers, our Nigerian army is properly equipped with the best equipment we can afford.

If Boko-Haram Terrorists fire at our soldiers with an AK-47 the Nigerian army should respond with a 30mm mounted on an IFV.

If Boko-Haram Terrorists fire at our boys with RPGs, we should respond with a a VT4 Main Battle Tank.

If they fire at the Nigerian army with 23mm, we should respond with guided bombs with Fighter Jets.

Every action by the terrorists should be met with overwhelming military force.

No encounter should be a fair fight, if a terrorist touches the skin of a soldier with his filthy hands, we should respond with a sledge hammer.

Far too many good men are dying in this conflict.

PeachtreeReside:
You schooled abroad and this is the kind of girl you can date?.


That works in a beer palour...


You can't date girls in your league shows you lack confidence.


Break up with her.


Locate your internal lion and warn her sternly.

After 400k she dares to threaten you??

Locate your inner agbero every Nigerian has it in them.


Don't be foolish again.

I hope you change your locks and don't give her your key.

Block her number.


Someone who should be worshipping you for being generous and she cheats on you

Bro, you need serious head washing .


Hope the insults you have received will give you sense.


I'm dissapointed in you though....

KingAzubuike:
What's a young boy like that doing with an ES350? He doesn't look like someone whose source of wealth is legit.

chinchonglee:
None!!! All nonsense. Jst gimme a slim fine faced lady

recklesslove:
There is a mingling n exchange in sex

OlawaleBammie:
Oga we dey eat naah!!
repost this by 10pm jare

myles16:
They're worse when it comes to treating rejection, there's this girl at my work place, she's busty and has huge ass and about 6.2ft tall. She like me and i don't like her thinking because she has everything she can get me. since then she doesn't want to see my face she just hates me for no reason

myles16:
How do you know He is not Her type??

Plus how do you girls too treat rejection?
when girls make advances toward a guy and he ignores it. You girls would hate the guy like shit

SweetBuns:
A friend of mine just showed me shots of a convo between her and a friend of hers
The guy asked her out 3 times and she turned her down. Good thing cause I told her he is not her type at all.
Can you imagine this idiot calling her out on fb timeline and bashing her. Wailing like a feverish baboon.
He rained all manner of insults and unprintable words..... She had to block him afterwards.
This idiot still texted her via another number telling her she would regret and "pay back"
Mumu, I laugh at the buffoon.

Why do Naija guys act like babies in the face of rejection?

dukeprince50:
Dem boku.
1.Back then in school, I was reading till 2pm, I forgot to switch of the lights and lock my door, I fell asleep only to wake up some few minutes seeing footsteps getting out of my room, I ran outside to see who it was, I didn't find anyone neither could I even find me phone, I was happy it's just a petty thief and not a killer, couldn't tell anyone cos it's my fault I forgot to lock the door
2.myself and my roommate visited our female friend, we just slept over at her place only for me to wake up seeing them making love, I couldn't say anything lol, I just pretended I was sleeping, though I couldn't sleep again.

Preshieben:
Rusty pussy girls
Like seriously?
Well you haven't seen anything yet

halfricanadian:
Well if i like d guy

No playing around

If i dont like him i let him kno

I dont know ow to decieve any one

But im learning already

Masonkaycares:
Looks like universities won't be admitting this year so I think I'll join the army

BTW am 5f 8.1inches do you think I can make it through with my height?

Also this year no go pass me I'll lose my virginity to my crush . She set die �

Masonkaycares:
Looks like universities won't be admitting this year so I think I'll join the army

BTW am 5f 8.1inches do you think I can make it through with my height?

Also this year no go pass me I'll lose my virginity to my crush . She set die �